19 How do funeral parlors make money?
Early the next morning.
Lin Feng stayed awake all night, with two dark circles under his eyes, he came out to bask in the early morning sun and bask in the yin qi on his body.
Last night, he sat on the coffin in the basement with the kitten demon in his arms, touching her little head, touching her little ears, and pulling her little hands when he was fine...... Maybe in a few days, we'll be able to go one step further.
It seems exciting to think about!
Although this little cat demon is not very old, it is very well developed, with long legs, D on his feet, and abdominal muscles on his waist, which is very enviable to Lin Feng.
Instead, a few ghosts were in Lin Feng's duty room, fighting the landlord until early in the morning.
It seems like the cart is put before the horse......
After a while, a puff of dust rose on the road, and a broken van waddled by, with a big word "Lay" written on the front of the car, and two large black flowers tied to the reflector.
The fat man is back.
"it!"
The fat man stopped the car, holding a bun of soy milk in his hand, and saw Lin Feng standing at the door of the funeral home intact, and even was in the mood to bask in the sun, and said in disbelief:
"Are you okay?"
"Am I fine?"
Lin Feng pretended to be idle and looked at the fat man, and said, "Fat brother, is there something wrong?" ”
The fat man looked at Lin Feng with some disbelief, circled around Lin Feng a few times, and saw the shallow tooth marks on Lin Feng's neck, and exclaimed:
"You were bitten by a cat demon?"
"What's wrong?"
Lin Feng still pretended to be stupid, and said with a smile: "Do you have to go to tetanus, or rabies vaccination?" Last night, the little cat demon was pressed to the ground by me and hit the hammer, and then ran away, I don't know where I went! ”
"That's it?"
The fat man's mouth opened wide in disbelief, he couldn't believe that Lin Feng, an unarmed temporary worker, was so good?
But Lin Feng didn't explain too much, although the fat man had a lot of doubts in his heart, but how could he ask? I couldn't ask at all, he released the kitten demon last night, and slipped away quietly before dark.
At this time, he asked Lin Feng if there was something wrong?
Isn't it as if he wants to harm Lin Feng!
"It smells so good! Fat guy! ”
Lin Feng sat in the guard room, eating meat buns in a big gulp, and the fat man sat on the side and watched with horror, for fear that Lin Feng's mental condition would also have problems, and asked tentatively:
“1+1=?”
"What"
Lin Feng glanced at the fat man and said suspiciously: "Fat brother, you are crazy, ask me...... What is this question for? ”
"Whew!"
The fat man breathed a long sigh of relief, his hanging heart finally let go, and said with a relaxed face: "Lin Feng, do you know how I found out that the temporary worker on the night shift last time got a mental illness?" ”
"How did you find out?"
So I asked him, 1+1=? He said, it is equal to 2, and asked me when he was done, saying that he was smart or not! ”
The fat man said with palpitations: "Just now, my brother was afraid that you would blurt out a 2, but you scolded me instead, and I feel a lot better!" Brother don't say anything, fat brother was a test for you last night-"
"Smack!"
The fat man took out a wad of banknotes from his arms and slapped them directly in front of Lin Feng, a thick wad, to say the least, five or six thousand yuan, very chic.
Lin Feng looked at the money and wondered: "Fat brother, what do you mean by taking so much money......
"This is your 3 days' salary, I will advance it to you in advance, fat brother, I made an exception for you! Follow the fat brother and do it well, we have this thing! ”
"Really?"
"Thank you, fat brother!"
Lin Feng was overjoyed, and hurriedly picked up the money on the table, 1800 a day, 5400 in three days, and the salary for three days was almost equal to his original salary for two months, and he was really in a good mood when he saw the banknotes!
But in addition to being happy, Lin Feng was also a little puzzled.
Although all the corpses sent are "abnormal corpses", although the corpse fraud rate is about 70%, what does this funeral parlor rely on to make a profit? Just collect that little morgue fee, I'm afraid it's not enough to even plug the gap between your teeth......
1800 a day, how many units can afford such a salary?
"Fat brother, our funeral home makes so much money?"
Lin Feng said the doubts in his heart, but the fat man laughed but didn't say anything when he heard the words, he took out a large key from his waist and pulled the cook in the security room open, it turned out to be a safe, the key and the password, the fat man tinkered for a long time, and pulled heavily-
The golden sparkle shines through!
The gold bars were placed layer by layer in a serious and orderly manner, and placed in the safe, Lin Feng only glanced at it, and the fat man immediately closed the safe, and then locked it carefully, but even so, Lin Feng also made a rough estimate......
Not to mention hundreds!
Big gold bars that sparkle gold!
"Do you know?"
The fat man smiled, put the key back on his waist, and said with a proud face: "It's all small yellow croaker, a 50g, if you really want to make a lot of money, follow the fat brother and I will do it well!" As long as there is mine, there is yours! ”
it!
Lin Feng secretly exclaimed in his heart, the little yellow croaker in the fat man's mouth was a gold bar. A 50g stick, about 20,000 yuan, 100 sticks, that's 2 million!
It looks like the fat man drives this broken van, wearing tatters, who would have thought that there are so many gold bars in the guard room!
Lin Feng was very envious, so he couldn't wait to say: "Fat brother, tell me, how did you earn this money!" ”
"Don't rush!"
The fat man smiled mysteriously, not knowing whether he was selling Guanzi or painting a cake for Lin Feng, and said mysteriously: "When you turn positive and become an official ghost like me, you will understand everything, this is an industrial chain connecting yin and yang......"
"Fat brother, let's be more detailed!"
Lin Feng didn't give up, but the fat man kept his mouth shut, just said: "This is confidential, I don't dare to tell you if I have eight heads, when you become a ghost, you will naturally know - about the problem of your preparation, you are going through the procedure, don't rush ......"
Lin Feng still wanted to ask, but the fat man didn't give him a chance, so he could only return to the duty room by himself, thinking for a long time and not understanding, he had just eaten and drunk enough, and he had not slept all night, and a thick sleepiness struck......
……
The sun was setting, and when Lin Feng woke up again, it was already dark, and he went to the guard room to see that the fat man was not there, and scolded in his heart:
Leave early!
Scolding and scolding, Lin Feng ordered a pot of noodles by himself, hit two poached eggs to replenish his body, sat in the guard room and sucked up, looking at the open space outside the door while sucking, such a large place, it is really a waste not to order food.
After eating, Lin Feng sat in the guard room to pass the time, and the cooldown time of his ghost eyes today was still 12 o'clock in the morning.
Time passed minute by minute, the sky was getting darker, Lin Feng thought in his heart, he had been here for three days, and he would see the hell every night, hoping to settle down a little tonight!
"Oh no! Help me! ”
What are you afraid of, what are you afraid of!
A bearded man, wearing a labor protection suit, covered with water, ran into the funeral parlor with crawling and rolling, and when he saw Lin Feng in the security room, he hurriedly leaned on the window and shouted: "You guys here, do you collect the corpse?!" ”