Chapter 563: The Advantage Is Me, They Will Have Children!
Wu Hu got up, stretched, and said, "It seems that there is not much time left for us! Tony, you turn up the stove, I'll make breakfast, Lao Zhao slept a little late last night, let him sleep a little longer. In a moment you will go and look for thorny bushes, and I will look at the places where the nooses and gillnets were laid last night, and see if there is anything to be gained......
Yuluo Mengnan, who originally wanted to go out to fight boxing and warm up his body, heard this, so he had to nod his head and go to make a fire to boil water, and wait for Wu Hu to come over and make breakfast for them later.
Seeing Wu Hu get up, the others also got up, except for the big shark, a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, everyone else is a little embarrassed to be lazy and lie in bed.
When Wu Hu walked out of the shelter in the cold wind, Da Meili and Ai Weier were returning with toothbrushes and toothpaste. Seeing Wu Hu, the two said hello to him.
Da Meili said, "Fat Tiger, Ai Weier said that this is the first snow, and it should not be the real snow season yet, is that right?"
Wu Hu nodded, "Ai Wei'er is from this country, and she knows the climate of this country better than us, so there should be nothing wrong with it."
"Tiger, what are we going to do today?" Avril asked.
"I'll brush my teeth first, and I'll talk about it later." Wu Hu said, walking towards the stream.
At this time, Qin Xiaohai came out of the toilet, "Fat Tiger, it snowed last night, is the snow season coming?" Today's temperature is a little low......
He wanted to say that he squatted for a while, and his buttocks were almost frozen, but when he saw the two girls looking at him, he was a little embarrassed to say this.
Wu Hu smiled, "Come on, come on! Other teams may be worse off than we are."
When everyone heard this, their eyes couldn't help but light up.
Yesterday they were the first team to hunt thousands of pounds of prey, which shows that the other groups are certainly not much better than them. If the snow season is coming at this time, wouldn't their chances of winning the 18 groups be much better than the other groups?
In addition to the moose meat they got yesterday, they still have some platter mutton, wolverine meat, and porcupine, not to mention the total, fifty or sixty catties.
So, during the month, if you save a little food, the food is not a big problem.
Of course, if you want to continue the game, you must go out hunting in the snow. But under the same conditions, aren't the other teams in need of food more urgent than them?
Thinking about it like this, everyone's hearts suddenly relaxed.
As the saying goes, there is no harm without contrast.
In fact, they guessed correctly, and the other team members saw the first snow coming, and their sense of urgency was much stronger than yesterday. The arrival of the first snow means that the snow season is not far away, and if you do not find enough food reserves during this time, it will become difficult to obtain food over time.
Wu Hu and they didn't know the situation of the other groups, so they could only come at their own pace.
After brushing your teeth, washing your face, and getting rid of your personal hygiene. I have to say that it is really sinful to go to the dry toilet, but fortunately, the weather is very cold, and if it is hot, it will be sour......
However, cold weather also has the disadvantage of cold weather, and the buttocks are easy to get cold.
Wu Hu is a little unimaginable, when the temperature reaches more than ten degrees below zero in the future, what will they do? Do you want your ass to be there when the time comes?
Wu Hu estimates that there may be some people who can't stand this and retire.
I washed my hands by the stream, returned to the shelter, and roasted them on the fire, thinking that if I could have a towel or something, life would be better.
Waiting for the handle to be warmed, Wu Hu showed the cooking skills of the next grandmaster, a dish of fried wild mushrooms in the deer intestine, a stir-fried tomato with deer liver, and then a pot of deer belly soup.
Breakfast is all about moose offal, and try to make the most of these leftovers.
Tomatoes are one of the vegetables that came out of the treasure chest two days ago, the greens have been boiled together with the pig's blood sausage, and the potatoes have also been stewed porcupine, and there is only this pound of tomatoes left.
The same ingredients seem to be made in the same way, but everyone thinks that the food made by their captain is more delicious than that made by their chef.
They don't know if it's an illusion, they always feel
The smell of fishiness has decreased a lot.
When D'Addario asked this question, Wu Hu shook his head directly, "That must be your delusion, maybe it's because you had a cold yesterday, so your sense of taste failed."
When the husky girl heard this, she showed doubts and asked uncertainly, "Really?"
Aweil laughed, "The captain must be lying to you, and I have that feeling too. And Tiger, didn't you say that you are a god of flowers and food, and your cooking skills are first-class?"
"Did I say that? You must have misheard, my cooking skills are average."
Hearing that Wu Hu had been denying his cooking skills, countless netizens in the live broadcast room ridiculed there, "Fat Tiger definitely doesn't want to continue cooking for them, the routine is too obvious!"
"Open your eyes and talk nonsense, this is one of the great advantages of Fat Tiger, don't pay too much attention to it!"
"Are you sure that's a plus?"
"To sum it up, it's shameless!"
"Haha...... That husky chick is so cute, she's been fooled and lame!"
Sure enough, the big shark laughed and said, "Hey, Tiger, you don't have to do this, I know you must be worried that we will work together to fire our chef Mr. Lao Zhao." Rest assured! As long as you cook a meal for us once in a while, you're our captain!"
At this time, some people came back to their senses and understood why Wu Hu refused to admit that he was very good at cooking. Obviously, he boasted that his cooking skills were first-class before.
The husky girl looked at Wu Hu with burning eyes, "Captain, your girlfriend must be very happy!" Music, Movies, Boxing...... I still cook......
In fact, what she wants to say is that she can make money again, and she can also give people a sense of security, and she is super strong, and now she can actually have first-class cooking skills, which is perfect!
And I asked this question, I also want to see, does this captain really have a girlfriend?
Although she also knows that their captain has a lot of scandals, and even the hot woman in the music industry is the object of his scandals.
But she feels that in addition to being less famous, she is not without advantages. She looked down at her chest, and it was clear that she knew where her advantage was.
As a result, Wu Hu did not answer her question directly, but shook his head and said, "You have won the award, in fact, in our flower planter, cooking is a skill that many men must know. We flower growers not only have to earn money to spend flowers for our girlfriends, but we also have to cook for our girlfriends, and sometimes we even have to be responsible for other household chores......
When the two Western men, the big shark and the Mediterranean macho man, heard this, they couldn't help but stare silently, are the flower growers so hard?
At the end, the Mediterranean hunk looked at Da Meili and asked, "Then what do you flower women do?" It seems that you flower growers have done everything!"
Qin Xiaohai smiled and said, "They will have children!"
Crowd: "......"
Wu Hu laughed.
Da Meili rolled her eyes at Wu Hu, and felt that although Wu Hu didn't say anything, this laughter was clearly mocking, and it was also a group mockery.
Qin Xiaohai's live broadcast room was already lively at this time.
"Brother Hai is really 6! Dare to vomit this kind of groove, aren't you afraid that his female fans will lose their powder?"
"Brother Hai, take it easy! What a big truth!"
"That's it! Beware of your female fans tearing you apart!"
"I doubt that Brother Hai has any female fans!"
"What's going on? What makes Hai Ge so free?"
Brother Hai doesn't rely on popularity to eat, people are engaged in plant research!"
Wu Hu's live broadcast room is more lively than Qin Xiaohai's live broadcast room.
"Fat Tiger didn't say anything, but he seems to have said everything!"
"This laughter is really full of ridicule! But there are some girls who do!" "Depowdering! Take it off! Dead fat tiger, has my mother offended you?"
"Little sister, you were told by Brother Hai?"
"Brother Hai is a bit heavy, in fact, most girls in the post-80s still know how to cook."
"That's a girl from the town, a girl from the city,
Hehe......"
"Wow! Fat Tiger, you're still laughing, you're finished, you're finished......
"Fat Tiger: I didn't say anything, it's none of my business!"
Da Meili stood up at this time and explained: "They are joking, we flower girls get along with boys, not as straightforward as you Westerners, this is determined by our flower culture, we call it reserved......
Wu Hu did not refute Da Meili's words. In fact, although there are some signs now, the idea of the pastoral girl has not yet prevailed, unlike ten years later.
However, there are already some people of insight who are worried about whether the female boxer of the flower family will also follow the old path of kimchi sticks and devils in the future.
As it turned out, it was indeed an old road.
After breakfast, the Siamese and Mediterranean machos began their day's hunting journey with bows and arrows and spears on their shoulders again.
Although there was a little snow, the snow was not thick, and the snow in the forest turned to dew not long after the sun came out.
The big shark and Lao Zhao went to look for thorny bushes, dragged some back, and added an insurance to the fence wall that could only be used as decoration.
The three girls stayed at the shelter to help, and the main task of the day was to completely complete the fence. Because the fence wall is quite long, the task is still quite heavy.
Qin Xiaohai went to pick up the tool tent, and Wu Hu himself carried a short spear on his back, carrying a spear, hanging a hand axe and a horn kettle from his waist, and a wooden chisel in his trouser pocket, and set off directly towards the river.
When you are empty-handed, you can walk along the stream, which is much faster, because it is strange to jump on the rocks in the stream, and it is somewhat strange to jump in the trees.
When he went, Wu Hu didn't go to check the lasso arranged yesterday, a suitable place for squirrels, and they didn't find another place yesterday, so they didn't care about it for now, and came back after a while, so they came over to take a look, saving the squirrels in the trap, and they had to worry about whether to put it here or take it away, or go to the river to see it first.
In the live broadcast room, Wu Hu's live broadcast screen began to shake or rotate again, which made the audience in the live broadcast room very unhappy, and directly proposed to the program team.
"Director Zhao, I suggest you send someone to install a camera by this stream, this guy is playing tricks again, the key is that we can't see it!"
「+1!」
"Seconded!"
"How sassy the fat tiger is now, how miserable it will be in a while!"
"Fat Tiger: Who is cursing me?"
How did Wu Hu know that the netizens in the live broadcast room would curse him, he hummed a somewhat out of tune song - the king asked me to patrol the mountains!
Then gallop all the way in the direction of the big river.
In the live broadcast room, netizens heard him singing out of tune here, and they began to discuss Wu Hu's new album. Warner Records has released one or two of his new songs to promote his new album.
For Wu Hu's new album, fans are still looking forward to it.
After all, Wu Hu said before that after this album, he will not release other new albums. If inspiration strikes, post some new songs for free for everyone to enjoy.
In this regard, some fans expressed their expectations, and some fans felt that Wu Hu was afraid that he would not release any new songs, and if he had money to make, he didn't want to record albums, and if he didn't make money, he would still actively write songs? Wu Hu, this dog thing, is so kind?
In the complaints of netizens, Wu Hu came to the big river, and he usually needs to walk for an hour or two, but under his Mercedes, it will end in less than an hour.
Seeing the big river, Wu Hu ran to the river and washed his face to cool down his hot body.
Then he went to the place where the gillnet was hung yesterday, removed the stone that was pressed against the beam, and reached out and picked it up. As soon as he got his hands on it, he felt something struggling with the gillnet.
So he laughed and exclaimed, "Something! Haha......"
Sure enough, as he lifted the gillnet, two fish, one large and one small, hung on it. The long one is fifty or sixty centimeters long and looks like a strong char.
The small one is only about thirty centimeters, and it should be a striped pike, all of them
Edible fish, especially the latter, are the more common beaver freshwater fish.
Although there were only these two fish harvested, Wu Hu was still quite happy, and he threw these two fish on the rocky beach on the bank of the river and gave them up.
"The sum of the two fish is also a few catties, enough to drink a delicious fish soup, and with some smoked venison, it is delicious......
The only thing that made Wu Hu a little depressed was that there was a big hole in the barbed net, and it was estimated that the net had reached a large amount of goods, but he was run away by this goods, so he was struggling out of a hole.
For this reason, after Wu Hu put away the two fish, he went to the forest on the spot to get some bark fibers back, rolled them into a thin rope, and mended the gillnet on the spot.
Without this gillnet, they would have one less source of food.
Of course, fishing is not impossible, but there is no hook, which is too lucky, and he is not Jiang Taigong, and he doesn't know when the lucky attribute of the lucky stone will return to normal. Instead of trying your luck here and the wishers take the bait, you might as well try your luck in the mountains and forests, and maybe even meet large animals.
If he touches a moose again, he can basically lie down and win. Unless the teammates in the team are really not good, in the cold weather, constantly sick.
However, it has taken so long for them to get used to it, and the cold weather that follows should not send all their teammates away.
Just as Wu Hu was mending the net and pondering, a brown-red figure emerged from the forest on the opposite bank and came into his eyes.