Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Joys and Sorrows of Spring
Li Mao can't speak Versailles, and Xu Xinian scolds people for swearing.
When it comes to scolding literature, there are two sentences that have been repeated over and over again in this era, and there is nothing new in it, compared to the new human beings in the Internet era.
It doesn't hurt or itch, and it even feels a little civilized.
The explosion of information has greatly expanded the level of vocabulary.
But Xu Xinian still picked a more elegant word and scolded.
Putting on airs.
This Wen Jiarong, he really knows him.
In the past few years, someone has made a fortune in your singing, but this Wen Jiarong's family is the same, and he quietly started a family in the sound of his piano.
Xu Xinian knew that what he was doing was not a serious thing, but he still made some contributions to Jinyang socks.
This big family?
Utter moth.
The young man's distress is so fast, one second a group of boys and buddies are still jealous of Wen Jiarong's sassy bag, and the next second they have completely forgotten about this matter.
Xu Xinian called it the joys and sorrows in spring.
Because at this time, most of my peers may have had a cold winter.
Yu Chengzhong coughed twice, attracting the attention of his younger brothers.
"I'll make an announcement."
Even Xu Xinian looked at him curiously.
"I'm going abroad."
"Really?"
"Where are you going, Brother Chengzhong."
This brought Yu Chengzhong to the idea of pride, "A place with Wen Jiarong." At least he hasn't lost in studying abroad.
"Britain?"
"You have to fly to the UK, right?"
Yu Chengzhong glanced at him with disdain, "Isn't that nonsense." ”
"I haven't been on a plane yet."
"Me neither."
Xu Xinian smiled, although these high school students have money in their families, there seem to be things they haven't done yet.
"None of you have ever been there, so be careful, the things on the plane are valuable."
These rich boys didn't understand what he meant, Xu Xinian continued.
"You think, where do you sell planes? In the sky, can the things in the sky be cheap, that is all people have moved up with great difficulty, so you must eat and drink enough before you take the plane, although the flight attendants will hand you drinks and meals from the small cart, but that is all for money, and it is very expensive. ”
Someone immediately came out to refute it.
"What are you talking nonsense, I've been on a plane, and the food and drink are free."
So everyone looked at Xu Xinian with some anger, but this guy still didn't change his face and his heart didn't beat, so he asked at that person.
"Are you on an international flight?"
The man was suddenly asked about the point, scratching his head.
"No, it's flying domestically."
Xu Xinian snapped his fingers, "That's right, I'm talking about international flights, you have to know that our Huaxia is Inter Naishonar, and people abroad are Consis, and everything costs money, which is different from our domestic ones." ”
Another white-looking little boy came out to speak, "Brother Cheng is not bad for money." ”
Xu Xinian still looked serious, "You are stupid, do people want Huaxia coins for international flights?" People want foreign money, and you don't know which country's money, the best way is to prepare foreign exchange for many countries, don't blame me for not reminding you, when the time comes, eat and drink, don't pay for others, be careful to let people arrest you and say that you eat white food. ”
A group of people listened carefully, and Yu Chengzhong listened the most seriously.
When the time comes, if you go abroad with Wen Jiarong, if you lose someone on the plane, wouldn't you lose face in front of Wen Jiarong, how can this work.
Once it was his turn, he became extremely worried, and Yu Chengzhong hurriedly asked if Xu Xinian had any precautions.
Xu Xinian thought for a while, "Since you are going to fly abroad, this time is long, you must go to the toilet, but you have to remember, you must know that foreigners are very civilized, the toilets are divided into men and women, the plane you take is either Boeing or McDonnell Douglas, the toilets are at the back of the plane, generally you are facing the direction of the head of the plane, the right is the men's toilet, the left is the women's toilet." ”
"It doesn't matter if you can't remember, because the boys have a lot of strength, so the door of the men's toilet doesn't have a handle, and if you want to open the door, you can open it by pushing it in the middle of the door, but the girls have a doorknob, you have to remember not to make a mistake, be careful to let people arrest you as a hooligan."
It's about being careful and well-organized, not only Yu Chengzhong, but also several little boys who are also planning to go abroad are silently remembering in their hearts.
Even if you don't sit in the future, it's good to brag to others in the future.
"You all remember, right?"
The childe buddy nodded like a rattle, "Remember brother, remember brother." ”
Xu Xinian saw that his students had benefited a lot, and nodded with satisfaction, when he was in his forties, um... Psychologically, at the age of forty, it seems that the childish trick of teasing children is always fun.
After blowing water, Wen Jiarong, who looked like a dog over there, also finished playing.
Xu Xinian patted Yu Chengzhong on the shoulder, "Okay, he's finished playing, I don't have a problem with you." ”
In the boys' circle, they have always admired the one who can boast the most and has the widest knowledge, and a group of little boys and brothers have some admiration for Xu Xinian now.
As a result, Xu Xinian did not go to Shen Qing's side, but walked slowly in the opposite direction to the stage where Wen Jiarong was playing the piano just now.
Yu Chengzhong and they were all stunned, no matter what, you have to play a song.
As a result, this guy grabbed the microphone, "Hey, hey, hey." ”
Immediately, everyone looked at him.
Xu Xinian hugged the microphone and smiled at the audience, "Thank you very much for the opening performance that the young man helped me do just now, did you say that you played well?" ”
Li Mao felt very interesting, and shouted hello with his head.
Wen Jiarong, who had just stepped off the stage, almost broke his chopsticks, who gave you the opening performance? Are you sick?
"Just now Mayor Shen invited me to talk to the entrepreneurs present about the experience of enterprise development, I naturally know everything and say everything, my father often said that Xishan is his second hometown, can help the development of Xishan enterprises, I Huang Huihong is duty-bound."
There was another round of applause.
Shen Qing, who was still reserved and talking politely to the elders, almost broke the work just by glancing at the figure on the stage.
I only feel that the person she likes is like a hero of the world, stepping on colorful auspicious clouds everywhere she goes, and wearing golden armor holy clothes.
Dazzling!
I almost couldn't hold back and rushed directly to the stage.
Only Yu Chengzhong and them were circled.
Huang Huihong?
Who is Huang Huihong?
Do you want to help the development of Xishan enterprises?
You're going to point out these forty or fifty-year-old guys?
"Let me ask you a question first, what do monkey puppeteers make money on?"
The people in the audience didn't know what he meant.
"Isn't it true that monkey tricksters make money by playing monkeys?"
"What else can you make money by playing monkeys?"