Chapter 188: Xiao Jiao is a nymphomaniac

Ever since Xiao Spoon saw the stick method of the little monks in the temple, he has been deeply infatuated. If you want him to go back to inherit the throne or something, Little Spoon is not happy.

As a result, there was a fierce confrontation between Yoyo and Little Spoon.

The abbot of the temple said that Xiao Spoon is very welcome to come to the temple to learn the stick method.

However, if you want to be an inner disciple of the temple, you have to be ordained. In this way, you can practice the stick method of the inner disciples.

Xiao Spoon said that he was willing to shave his head immediately and become a bald monk.

It's very melancholy.

One of the father and son wants to retire and the other wants to become a monk.

Lian Yu remains neutral.

"I have a good idea, you can first shave the ordination and become a monk, and then return to the vulgar after learning the stick method. Or maybe you directly discuss with the abbot and don't shave as a lay disciple. But you can be a disciple and after learning the stick method, can't you leave? Kiyono proposed.

The spoon seemed to have opened a new continent, and it turned out that there was still a lay disciple, so he immediately went to the abbot to talk about it.

As everyone knows, Youyu is also negotiating with the abbot. You Weifang said that he now has the key to the vault, and he can donate incense money to the temple, so he doesn't have to go out to make a fortune. Therefore, this condition is that Xiao Spoon is not allowed to be a temple disciple.

It just so happened that he was bumped into by the spoon when he said this.

The father and son had another argument.

Even Gardenia thought that he didn't have anything to do with himself anyway, so he ran to the back mountain, caught a few pheasants back, and stewed them in the backyard.

The smell of pheasant meat in the pot wafted throughout the temple. And those monks were vegetarians, and when they smelled this smell, they immediately fried the pot, so they surrounded the backyard where Lian Yu lived.

Although they didn't say anything, they looked at each other angrily, and they wanted to fork Lian Yu out with a stick and throw it away.

Lian Yu looked at the fragrant two pots of meat and decided to kick them out.

"Are you all staying here, waiting for the meat to be shared? If you want to divide the meat, you can also take the bowl, and I will serve it to you. ”

Lian Yu's words made many monks take a few steps back.

"Don't you know that the smell of this floating fragrance in the air is made up of very small, very small droplets of broth? When you inhale it into your nose, you eat it in your stomach, so are you breaking your vows in this way? ”

Everyone dispersed.

So soon, the abbot's yard exploded again.

Everyone asked for instructions to expel these unruly people from the temple, and the miasma of smoke made it impossible for them to meditate and recite the scriptures.

The abbot was also very embarrassed, on one side was the gold master, and on the other side was the disciple.

After a struggle, the abbot chose the gold lord.

"You still don't meditate enough, you don't practice enough. Go back to meditate, and open the valley today. ”

The abbot said a word, and those little monks shook their heads and wondered if it was really as the abbot said, not enough practice.

If you practice enough, won't you smell meat?

Did the abbot smell it?

This is not only the confusion of the little monks, but also the confusion of Lian Yu.

In this way, the truth can be obtained through experimentation.

Lian Yu carried a bowl of pheasant meat and sent it to the abbot.

"Abbot, thanks to you for taking care of you these days. I can heal here, and I can still listen to your lectures and sermons every day, and I will benefit a lot. Come on, come on, this is a little bit of my heart. The free-running chicken caught in the back mountain is particularly fragrant, try it? ”

The abbot blushed and held his breath. Staring at a bowl of chicken close at hand, rolling his eyes.

The smell of meat, it is also a sin to smell it.

"Amitabha. Donor, you better go. Our temple is full of cultivators, and since the donor has been cured, he should not linger any longer. ”

That's what Lian Yu was waiting for.

Although she doesn't seem to help anyone, of course she doesn't want her son to really become a little monk.

Since the abbot is gone, there is no point in making trouble with the spoon any longer.

When the father and son were arguing, they were greeted by a stick formation. First\./Hair\./More\./New'.. Hand. Machine. Edition: Farewell, if you don't go, you can't go.

After being chased away, Little Spoon didn't bother with the meal all the way.

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Lian Yi smiled and leaned over and asked knowingly: "Son, what do you think of a person who is puffed up?" Talk to your mother? ”

"How many adults are there, if there are things to solve, I still have to find my elders to solve them, and I can solve my own affairs." The spoon leaned out of the window and rolled around a few times as it fell to the ground.

Lian Yu could see that this kid was not broken, after all, there was also a martial arts teacher in the palace. That unreliable Qingye, from time to time, will also guide him.

After the little spoon on the ground got up, he shouted at Lian Yu: "Mother, I'll come back after I learn the stick technique." I'm not a kid anymore and I'll take responsibility for my decisions. ”

The child is too big to be a mother.

Lian Yu sighed deeply, feeling lonely.

"You see, right? In the end, the two of us relied on each other. Be kind to me in the future, and don't always think about your children. Children don't think about you, you have to remember to have a husband in the future, you have to love your husband well, and your husband is your partner who will be your companion in the future. "You're feasting.

Xiaojiao blinked on the side: "Daddy, mother, have you forgotten that there is a child next to you?" Don't say these things to my face, I'm not as unconscionable as Little Spoon. I love my father and mother, and I will not leave my father and mother. ”

Lian Yu and Yu Yu both turned their heads to look at Xiao Jiao at the same time, showing a relieved smile.

Yes, two children, isn't there a daughter like a little padded jacket?

Before the two of them could finish their happiness, a familiar and annoying voice came from outside the carriage. "Where don't we meet in life, brother?"

You Huanfang was about to rub Xiao Pepper's hand and paused.

Pepper swooped out of the carriage. "Brother Zixi!"

What kind of age is this?

The person who followed outside the carriage happened to be Nangong Zixi.

Xiao Jiao ran out with a nymphomaniac look and opened his arms to hug him.

Nangong Zixi smiled and was about to hug Xiaojiao on horseback. After all, when Pepper and Spoon were born, he watched them grow up as swaddling clothes.

In his consciousness, Pepper is a little doll.

But Pepper doesn't think so.

"Brother Zixi, Brother Zixi!" Pepper stomped her feet and waited.

You Weifang bent out of the car door and grabbed the pepper and stuffed it into the carriage. "Ah Yan, you come to teach her, what is the kiss between men and women."

Slam the carriage door shut, and stand on the wheel, his eyes wary.

"Nangong Zixi, why are you still ghostly?"

Nangong Zixi wore a red robe and sat on horseback, looking even more handsome than before.

There is a sense of charm.

Youyu wanted to find a mirror immediately to see if he was getting old. After all, he is the father of two children.

No, this should not be a matter of inferiority, but of pride. He has children, what is the name of Nangong Zixi.

"Brother Yu, this is wrong. I'm waiting for someone here, who came first. You guys arrived later, I saw acquaintances say hello, why did you become a ghost? ”

As soon as Nangong Zixi finished speaking, he waved behind Youyu to say hello.

You Huanfang looked back, and the person in the same red robe looked like a girl. But how do you tie up your hair and pretend to be a man?