Chi Yu lowered his eyes and looked at his fingers, speechless for a while.

When did she say she was going to make him kneel on durian and washboard?

Seeing that Chi Yu didn't answer, Shen Guyuan seemed to see what she was thinking, and he raised his hand to stroke her cheek:

"As your husband, I didn't put your feelings first, it's my fault; As a man, you should examine yourself, so I've got props ready, what do you want me to kneel, just say. ”

Chi Yuxiu's eyebrows are lightly raised, and his red lips are hooked with a shallow arc:

"Really?"

Shen Guyuan's thin lips were slightly hooked, and he lowered his head and hissed on her lips:

"Of course."

Chi Yu spread his hand, "Then you show me, and I'll make a choice." ”

Shen Guyuan let go of her, got up and took out the things that had been prepared long ago from the small storage room on the first floor.

The moment he saw the washboard and durian, the corners of Chi Yu's lips rose uncontrollably.

Shen Guyuan put the things in front of Chi Yu one by one, and his tone was "well-behaved":

"Xiaoyu, can you choose one?"

"Well," Chi Yu looked down for a moment, and when he looked up, his eyes were meaningful, "It's a child's business to make choices, and I'm an adult now, so I want them all." ”

“……”

Shen Guyuan was directly stupid.

He looked at Chi Yu with a stunned expression, and he didn't react for a long time.

For a long time, his voice trembled slightly, and he looked at Chi Yu in disbelief:

"Little Fisherman...... You...... Are you serious...... Is it? ”

Chi Yu raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked at him with a light smile:

"You think I'm joking?"

“……”

All right.

Shen Guyuan took a deep breath, silently reciting countless times in his heart that he could, and looked at Chi Yu with a forced smile:

"Then you say, which one will I kneel first?"

Chi Yu pointed to the instant noodles on the side:

"You kneel on instant noodles first, five things, you kneel for six minutes each, just half an hour."

Shen Guyuan raised his trouser legs, slowly squatted down and knelt on two packs of instant noodles.

One pack under each knee, and the force is not too strong.

Shen Guyuan's back was stiff, and his knees were carefully attached to the instant noodle bag, not daring to exert force at all.

Something was slightly wrong, and he could hear the sound of instant noodles.

Chi Yu sat on the chair opposite and stared at him, the corners of his lips curled happily:

"If the slag is dropped, the instant noodles will have to kneel again."

Shen Guyuan looked at her helplessly: "Xiaoyu, there is no extra instant noodles at home." ”

The corners of Chi Yu's crazy mouth couldn't be suppressed, she picked up her mobile phone and said casually:

"It's okay, I'll buy some more online."

“……”

Shen Guyuan is now regretting, very regretful.

He shouldn't have said more.

Chi Yudian opened the takeaway software, added a few bags of instant noodles and a few boxes of fruit to the shopping cart, and finally stopped at the fingertips when he was about to pay.

Shen Guyuan had never felt that six minutes was so long.

As soon as the six minutes came, he slowly got up with the coffee table and bent over to the durian on the side.

Good guy, the moment Shen Guyuan knelt down, he felt that his whole body was trembling.

It was as if countless needles had pierced his knees, and the pain made his face turn pale, and even the pores of his body were constricting.

But even so, he had to endure it.

Chi Yu's eyes looked at the cold sweat on Shen Guyuan's forehead lightly, and the corners of his lips pursed slightly, "Does it hurt?" ”

Shen Guyuan swallowed his saliva and shook his head hesitantly.

Chi Yu looked at him with a smile:

"You don't have to be tough in front of me, because I know it hurts. Shen Guyuan, guess how painful my heart hurt the moment I saw you and Yan Jia together? Guess again, how desperate I felt when I found out you lied to me? ”

Shen Guyuan's face instantly eased a lot.

He lowered his eyes and said nothing.

The durian is a washboard after kneeling, the toilet board is a remote control after kneeling, and the last one is a keyboard.

After Shen Guyuan experienced these "tortures" one by one, he kept sweating.

He rested on the sofa with his hands on his knees.

Not only my knees, but even my lower back hurt a little bit.

Chi Yu packed up the dishes and chopsticks and went to the kitchen to wash, and when she came out, she handed a cup of warm water to Shen Guyuan:

"Drink some water and take a break."

Shen Guyuan took it and raised his eyes to look at Chi Yu:

"I'm sorry."

Chi Yu took the opportunity to sit down beside him, "I have forgiven you. ”

When his knee hurts, so does her heart.

If she could, she wouldn't want him to be like that.

Shen Guyuan raised his hand to hug Chi Yu, and his thin lips kissed the top of her hair:

"I will never do this again."

"Well," Chi Yu said in a light tone, then raised his head and looked at Shen Guyuan, his tone was extremely serious, "Shen Guyuan, one more time, let's divorce." ”

"In this life, never see each other again, and don't have anything to do with it."

Chi Yu's tone was very light, and it fell on Shen Guyuan's heart, but it seemed to weigh a thousand catties.

He took a deep breath and looked at him with determination:

"Don't worry, there won't be a day."

Unless he was going to die, he would never let go of Chi Yu's hand.

Chi Yu leaned back into his arms, neither of them spoke, although the living room was quiet and could only hear the sound of breathing one after another, but the two did not feel embarrassed at all, but enjoyed this rare quiet time very much.

Chi Yu took a video of Shen Guyuan's appearance of "going to the family law" just now and posted it in the circle of friends, and the people he saw exploded.

The first person to see the video was Chen Xing, and after he clicked on it, he silently praised and commented on Chi Yu:

"Good guy, it's rare to see President Shen's 'weak' side."

Among them, the happiest ones who laughed were Shen Yuexin and Lin Man.

They even chatted in the comment area of Chi Yu's circle of friends.

At that time, Shen Guyuan had just come out of the shower, he was wiping the water droplets on his hair with a towel in one hand, and picked up his mobile phone with the other.

At the top of his WeChat chat list is Chi Yu, and the latest news he received was sent by Shen Ruochen.

He only sent three thumbs-up emojis to Shen Guyuan.

Shen Guyuan directly hit "? "I sent it.

Shen Ruochen replied to him with three words: "Circle of friends." ”

With doubts in his mind, Shen Guyuan clicked on the circle of friends and reacted instantly when he saw the video of Chi Yufa.

At this moment, the initiator is leaning against the head of the bed with his mobile phone, chatting with others in a good mood.

Shen Guyuan subconsciously glanced up at her, smiled with thin lips, and withdrew from the circle of friends to reply to Shen Ruochen:

[A good man should reflect on himself all the time, and he should be strict with himself, so that he can be worthy of his wife's careful cultivation. 】

Shen Ruochen almost threw up.

He gritted his teeth and sent a sentence to Shen Guyuan:

[The third child, you are really Sao, don't argue, if Sao has a Guinness World Record, you will definitely be able to keep it, and no one can break it. 】

Shen Guyuan raised his eyebrows lightly, and responded with a light smile:

[Thank you for the compliment, I think too.] 】

Shen Ruochen felt that this person was simply shameless, the more he thought about it, the more speechless he became, and finally took a screenshot of the sentence that Shen Guyuan had just posted, posted a circle of friends, and wrote:

"On the Self-cultivation of Good Men" (I'm going to vomit)."

Today I moved the bricks of the work, the bricks can't be moved, first one more, tomorrow try to two more, love you~

(End of chapter)