Chapter 707: Pig Arch Cabbage, that's what he is now
"Brother Tiger, will you go again if you really don't play?" Wang Gongzi persuaded him, he didn't know the relationship between the elderly aunt Da Meili and Wu Hu in front of him, he just thought that this Sister Li was just on a survival show with Wu Hu, just a simple teammate.
Old aunt, how can those young girls have fun!
It's stressful to look at!
Indeed, Da Meili's smile brought a lot of pressure to Wang Gongzi, not that the other party was not beautiful enough, but he felt that such a big woman couldn't grasp it.
"No, I have something to do in a while, so I'll leave first, and you can continue to play!" Wu Hu patted Wang Gongzi's shoulder and looked at Da Meili in front of him, "Sister Li, let's go!" ”
waved his hand to Wang Gongzi, and Wu Hu left with Da Meili.
Tonight, Da Meili is dressed quite casually, with a sweater on the top, jeans on the bottom, a red coat on the outside, a scarf around her neck, and a plush hat.
Following behind Da Meili, the two came directly to the elevator, and then Wu Hu was taken to the underground parking lot, Wu Hu was puzzled, "Let's go like this?" ”
Da Meili smiled: "My bureau is over, and you don't want to go back, why do you stay here if you don't leave?" Or do you want to go back to those young and beautiful little sisters? ”
Wu Hu smiled and asked, "What is the game tonight?" ”
"Friends! The former best friend came back from abroad and came to get together, but she didn't have much time, so she had to break up early. Da Meili smiled: "But you should know her, she used to be the most beautiful in our class, and she was loved by teachers and classmates." ”
Wu Hu smiled: "The most beautiful one in your class, isn't it? ”
Da Meili gave him a amorous white eye, "But I haven't seen any unconscionable guy contact me!" It's been a day back. ”
Wu Hu couldn't hear the sour tone of Sang scolding Huai, so he smiled and said: "I haven't eaten dinner yet, I signed and took pictures of them just now, let's go to your house for dinner!"
"I don't cook dinner at home."
"What about that side? You can give it to me below! ”
Then, Wu Hu was secretly elbowed by her, because of this stalk, she had heard Wu Hu mention it to her, it was too dirty, and her body was inexplicably a little hot.
Wu Hu, who was elbowed by her, remembered the dirty joke he had whispered to her. But he assured that he had never thought of going up that way just now.
Da Meili pressed the door lock, opened the door and sat in, while Wu Hu entered the co-pilot.
Da Meili glanced at him, "Where's your own car?" ”
"Stop here! I drank a drink just now, and I didn't eat a meal, so I drank it first. ”
Da Meili glanced at him and didn't say anything more. The two drove away from the restaurant, but fortunately there was no Yu Ji squatting here, otherwise they estimated that they would have to report it tomorrow.
Coming to Da Meili's residence, this is the second time Wu Hu has entered her house.
However, compared to the last time he came here, this time Wu Hu was much bolder, and as soon as the door was closed, Wu Hu turned around and hugged him.
The two kissed passionately at the door, and after parting, Da Meili pushed him, "Don't make trouble, I'll go get you something to eat first." ”
Wu Hu let go of her and asked with a smile, "Is it down?" ”
"Coming back?" Da Meili reached out and pinched him, "Fat Tiger, you're too dirty!" ”
"It's you who thinks too much about it, I just want to eat the noodles you cooked."
Da Meili gave him a blank look, took off his coat, and went to the kitchen to cook noodles for him.
At this time, Wu Hu received a video request from Yahuazi.
Wu Hu turned his head to look in the direction of the kitchen, and then picked it up.
In the video, Yahuazi blinked her eyes wide, "Huh? Fat Tiger, is your dinner over? ”
"Dinner?"
Yakako chuckled, "Didn't you eat with a group of beautiful sisters?" I also said to give you a call to get to know them! ”
Looking at Yahuazi's smiling appearance, Wu Hu knew that there must have been an Internet celebrity sister who posted their photo on the Internet, and then was seen by this young lady, and the vinegar jar accidentally turned over again. So he smiled and said, "Sissi, you also underestimate yourself too much, do you think those little sisters can compare with you?" They can't even match one of your legs! ”
"Nonsense, where do I get leg hair?" Toothflower protested.
"Then I'll change it, they can't even compare to a single hair of yours."
Yahuazi cut arrogantly, rolled on the bed, and finally asked casually, "Where are you?" It doesn't look like at home. ”
"At a friend's house! When will you be back? Missed you. ”
"I guess it's going to take more than a week, it's going to be soon, are your parents coming over this year?"
"They won't be here this year, so I'll go back after the New Year! Do you want to come with me back to meet my fathers and fellow villagers? Wu Hu asked with a smile.
"I ...... We'll see when the time comes! Yahuazi hesitated.
Once they return to their hometown with Wu Hu, it will be equivalent to making their relationship public in disguise.
Although she had also thought about making it public, so that she could get rid of those warblers and Yanyan who appeared beside Wu Hu openly. However, they will make their relationship public, and there will certainly be no fewer people who wish them well, but their popularity will definitely decline, which is inevitable.
If Wu Hu's popularity declines, how big will the loss be?
After all, Wu Hu is now an international superstar, and he has earned a 'knife', and the loss is so big that it may be hundreds of millions, which is definitely going to hurt his muscles and bones.
chatted with Wu Hu for a while, and after Wu Hu said that he was going out to find something to eat, and he didn't see the figure of the group of warblers Yanyan, Yahuazi hung up the video call with confidence.
At this time, Da Meili walked out with a bowl of noodles, put it in front of him, and said, "Fat Tiger, don't you blush at all when you open your mouth for this lie?" ”
Wu Hu coughed lightly, put down his phone, and said, "It's not impossible!" I can't tell her that I'll eat the noodles you gave me from you!" Then she must not be angry. ”
Da Meili crossed her arms, looked at him condescendingly, and asked, "Say it!" How many times have you lied to me? ”
"I've always been very honest, except when I'm dealing with Sissi."
"Then tell me, is that kid from South Africa Meizuan yours?"
Wu Hu coughed lightly and nodded at the end, "Although it was an accident, I have to admit that it was indeed me and her child." ”
"You eat noodles! I'll go wash up first. Da Meili turned and left.
Wu Hu glanced at her, couldn't guess the other party's thoughts, and could only eat noodles with peace of mind.
To his extent, there is really nothing to hide, after all, he has said everything about which women he has a leg with before, and he can be regarded as a scumbag.
Knowing that he was a scumbag, Da Meili was still involved, so he was naturally mentally prepared, and he would definitely not think of such a thing as walking into the marriage hall hand in hand with him.
When Da Meili came out after washing, Wu Hu had already washed the dishes, cleaned the stove, and was sitting on the sofa with his mobile phone.
Da Miri, who was wearing a bathrobe, sat down and asked, "What are you looking at?" ”
Wu Hu smiled bitterly, "I'm watching my fans complain about my aesthetics!" said that I had no style, and I actually got mixed up with those Internet celebrities, and the more I got mixed up, the more I went back......"
It turned out that the photos of Wu Hu and those Internet celebrities were posted on the Internet.
If you are lucky enough to take a photo with him, you have to let people brag about it, don't you feel proud? Wu Hu didn't ask them not to post photos on the Internet, after all, they didn't do anything.
But in this way, some irrational fans ran to his Weibo to complain about his behavior. This is predictable by Wu Hu, after all, when Wang Gongzi mixes with the Internet celebrity ladies every day, there are also many people complaining about him.
Although most of them can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, it is undeniable that in the eyes of many people, Internet celebrities are indeed not stylish.
Especially when he, an international superstar, is put aside with these Internet celebrities, the sense of disobedience will be even stronger, and he feels that he has lost his price.
Da Meili looked at the complaints of those fans, and couldn't help laughing, "Yes!" ”
Wu Hu was helpless, "How can this group of fools know who I'm with now!" ”
As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Da Meili, and then the corner of his eye glanced in from the hem of the bathrobe...... Roar, vacuum.
So, as soon as he bowed his head, he arched over.
Pig arch cabbage, that's what he is now. Da Meili was arched by him, and fell on the sofa, and his hands involuntarily hugged the pig's head.
After that, there is a picture of the old farmer who wants to shoot pigs after watching it, the good cabbage is arched, the vegetable leaves are flying, and the vegetable cores are exposed.
After more than an hour, the cabbage ...... No, Da Meili has just come back to his soul.
Seeing this, Wu Hu got up and wrapped a bath towel around him and went to prepare some supper.
When Da Meili came out in a bathrobe, Wu Hu gave her a bottle of physique potion.
Looking at the pink crystal clear potion, Da Meili asked him curiously, "What is this?" Why do you still carry this thing with you? It can't be contraband! ”
"Do you think I'm stupid? Let your beloved woman touch the contraband? ”
Da Meili pursed her lips and said, "Then who knows, I have heard that some people frantically force the other half to touch contraband in order to control the other half......
Wu Hu directly gave her a roll of his eyes, "Then you give it back to me!" ”
Da Meili grinned, directly unscrewed the cap of the bottle, poured it into his mouth, and finally slurped his lips and said, "It doesn't feel like it's tasteless, it's not very delicious." Okay, now you can tell me! What is this? ”
"The potion I prepared myself can enhance your physique, we have lived in the wild for so long, your body is too weak, this can speed up your body's recovery."
As he spoke, Da Meili sighed and began to show her greed for the food on the table.
Soon, Da Meili was no longer reserved, and began to sweep up, asking vaguely while eating: "Fat Tiger, is your big stomach king just because he drank too much of this thing?" ”
Wu Hu smiled, ran to the edge of the sofa again, and took out a bottle of flexibility potion from his trouser pocket and gave it to her. Although Da Meili's body flexibility is much better than that of many ordinary people, it is still much worse than those professional dancers, and he found out just now.
So, you have to help her.
Helping each other is benefiting yourself!
Seeing this, Da Meili was not polite, so he drank it as a drink.
Apart from being hungry, there were no other adverse effects.
After sweeping the food on the table, Da Meili touched her little belly with a little bulge with satisfaction, "Fat Tiger, this hunger pang is a side effect of this potion?" ”
Wu Hu nodded, cleaning up the mess on the table.
Da Meili asked again: "Can the elderly drink it?" Do you have any extra ones? ”
Wu Hu nodded and said, "The elderly can also drink it, except for hunger, there are no other side effects, and my parents have also drunk it." But I don't have it with me now, so I'll give it to you next time! These days, you should first feel its benefits. ”
"Thank you!" Da Meili nodded.
"You have promised each other with your body, say thank you and see the outside."
When Da Meili heard this, he couldn't hold back, and gave him another amorous look, then got up and walked to the bathroom, while saying, "Clean up and you can go back, it is estimated that Tie Tie will still be waiting for you at home!" By the way, remember to help me close the door. ”
Wu Hu finished washing the dishes and chopsticks, cleaned up the kitchen, and walked towards the bathroom.
The bathroom door was unlocked and opened with a slight twist.
Da Meili looked back, "Why haven't you left yet?" ”
"The night is long, and there is no hurry." Wu Hu smiled and said, "And I told Tie Tie before that I won't go home tonight." ”
Not long after, strange sounds sounded in the bathroom again, mixed with the sound of water.
The next day, when Wu Hu got up, a pair of lotus arms directly wrapped around his neck, "Fat Tiger, I'm starting to feel nostalgic for this feeling now, what should I do?" ”
Da Meili didn't open his eyes, but just drilled his head into his shoulder socket.
"I've thought about it, you can move to the Purple Jade Villa, and it will be easier for us to meet at that time. The security is good there, so you don't have to worry about being guarded by the paparazzi. ”
Wu Hu turned around as he spoke, and started a morning exercise.
After the morning exercise, Wu Hu took a shower, prepared breakfast for her, and went to the company.
When she arrived at the company and saw Sister Tang, Wu Hu gave her the car keys and asked her to drive back the car she threw in the underground parking lot of the restaurant last night.
As soon as Sister Tang left, Wu Hu received a call from the Spring Festival Gala program team, and the song "Dislocation Time and Space" that he had sent to the program team had passed the review.
This is a sample he recorded at the bald eagle, the director of the Spring Festival Gala program group asked him to write a new song, he thought about it, and directly copied the May Fourth version of "Dislocation Time and Space". As for the original version, this one is about love, and it doesn't feel as impactful as the May Fourth version.
But there is also a problem with this version, the impact is there, but it is a little contrary to the festive atmosphere of the Spring Festival Gala, so the other party said that a meeting is needed to discuss it.
A week passed in this discussion.
Wu Hu didn't urge, it's a big deal to sing the song he posted before, the song "Ordinary Road" is also qualified for the Spring Festival Gala.
Unexpectedly, the discussion was finally over, and he was told that the review was passed, and asked him to send the arrangement as soon as possible and go over to participate in the rehearsal on the 28th.
Wu Hu smiled: "I have already made the arrangement, just wait for your news from the director!" ”
The chief director of this year's Spring Festival Gala is a female director, who is very polite to Wu Hu, and said with a smile when she heard this: "That's great, Fat Tiger, thank you for your hard work!" ”
(End of chapter)