Xu Damao began to envy Xu Xiaoqiang, and at the same time missed his daughter-in-law, so he took the initiative to find a matchmaker to introduce him to him.

Aunt Zhao rolled her eyes, stared at Xu Damao's donkey face and said, "What you said is light, can you say it if you give me more money?"

I'm just a thread with both men and women, and whether it can be done is a matter for both of you, and I can't make the decision.

Besides, what is your reputation in the courtyard, what is it, don't you have any points in your heart? ”

"Aunt Zhao, am I really that bad? What did I say, didn't I just say that the uncle intercepted the money of the stupid pillar?

But it's true! ”

"Facts are facts, no one else said it, why do you want to say it? Don't you know that I'm very good with Yi Zhonghai? His daughter-in-law is a distant relative of mine, and he specially explained to me that I am not allowed to be a matchmaker with you.

What do you say I should do? Is Yi Zhonghai still turning his face? ”

"What?" Xu Damao was directly dumbfounded, and after making trouble for a long time, it turned out to be a ghost made by an uncle.

Xu Damao is so angry, he has long known that Uncle Yi is a sanctimonious hypocrite, and it is really so!

Xu Damao came out of Aunt Zhao's house and went to the uncle's house on his feet.

At this time, it was already dark, but Uncle Yi was not at home, he was drinking at the stupid pillar, and he had just gone out.

Xu Damao pounced, and walked around the yard with some anger, only to find that the first uncle was at the stupid pillar's house, so he didn't say anything, and directly opened the door curtain and entered the house.

Then sit on the chair, an already long donkey face, stretched longer.

"Xu Damao, what's the matter? I want to be an idiot again, I'm sorry, I didn't have any alcohol today, you see that's all, it's gone. ”

The wine in the silly pillar wine bottle just poured two glasses, and it was still an empty wine bottle, he thought that Xu Damao stepped on it, and he must have wanted to drink.

Xu Damao didn't answer the stupid pillar's stubble, but said to Uncle Yi: "Uncle Yi, are you doing a little too much?" ”

"Why can't I understand what you kid is saying? What am I doing too much? ”

Uncle Yi rolled his eyes and hummed inexplicably.

"How fresh, you still don't understand? Let me ask you, you gave him all the money from the stupid pillar, why are you still unable to get along with me?

Even Aunt Zhao is a matchmaker for me, you have to object, why? Do you really think you're the authority in this courtyard? ”

"I don't know if the power is authoritative or not, but I don't think you're happy, who made you kid not authentic."

Uncle Yi admitted it, and his attitude was very unfriendly, and he looked very angry.

Xu Damao stood up with a snort, this kid's emotions were a little out of control, and he wanted to reason with an uncle.

Silly Zhu thought he was going to run over to fight with an uncle, grabbed him by the collar and said, "Xu Damao, what are you going to do?" Want to fight, right?

If you want to fight, let's go out and fight alone. ”

Silly Zhu has practiced wrestling, and he usually has more strength.

Xu Damao plays movies every day, he doesn't do any hard work, he looks polite, and he is not a stupid opponent in a fight.

However, Xu Damao, this guy recently practiced boxing with a master, although he only learned a little fur, but he also had a little itchy hands, and he had long wanted to find an opportunity to practice with Silly Zhu to get back some face.

So he said directly: "Single-handedly, single-handedly, who is not afraid of whom?" ”

After speaking, he broke free of the stupid pillar's hand, cut it, shook his head, and brushed his hair a little messy.

Xu Damao usually pays attention to his appearance, unlike a stupid pillar, his hair is messy, and he wears a half-new cotton jacket for half a year, which is a little greasy and dirty.

This is related to the fact that he works as a cook every day, Xu Damao feels that he is a cultural worker, he is clean every day, holding a briefcase, and treating himself as a cadre.

"Yo, Xu Damao, I can't see it, I actually dare to fight, why, do you think you can win?"

Xu Damao bravely responded to the battle, bluffed the stupid pillar, rolled his eyes and laughed.

An uncle here went to pull him and said, "Pillar, forget it, what's the fight if you have nothing to do?" This incident started because of me, and it has nothing to do with you. ”

"Uncle Yi, you can rest assured, Xu Damao himself has to fight, but Xu Damao, let's say it first, fighting is a matter of mutual will, so whoever wins, loses, and who is injured must not be held accountable, and can only consider himself unlucky.

But you can't use heavy hands, you can't use bricks and other things when you fight, you can only use your fists and feet, do you dare? ”

"What don't you dare? But it's just a fight, it's a little meaning. Xu Damao smiled extraordinarily wonderfully.

The two of them were noisy at the door of the stupid pillar, and the sound of an uncle's persuasion soon alarmed the people in the middle court.

Everyone came out to see the excitement, Xu Xiaoqiang was taking diapers with his children in the house, heard the noise, and stood at the door of his house with his daughter-in-law Lou Xiao'e to watch the excitement.

Seeing that more and more people gathered, Silly Zhu and Xu Damao did not give in, Zhou Qiang said to Lou Xiao'e: "Stay away, don't get closer, be careful that the two guys fight and ignore it, and hurt the child." ”

"Don't worry, I know, don't get close to you, let them toss if they want to fight, don't persuade them, this kind of stunned green, fighting at every turn, I don't know how thick the sky is."

Lou Xiao'e shouted while coaxing the child, but everyone was happy in vain in the end, there was an uncle's persuasion, and Qin Huairu came out and said a word.

"Pillar, what are you fighting? It's all so big, can it be a little more mature? ”

Qin Huairu's fluttering words are more effective than ten words from an uncle, and the stupid pillar really stopped, patted the dust on his clothes and said:

"Xu Damao, I'll spare you today, but remember, I'm not afraid of you, I don't want to fight."

After Silly Zhu finished speaking, he could snort from his nostrils, but Xu Damao laughed directly and said: "Silly Zhu, a word from someone else's daughter-in-law, but you are a holy decree, what do you mean?"

Could it be that she is thinking about Jia Dongxu's daughter-in-law? ”

"What do you say? Xu Damao, I think you really owe a beating. Silly Zhu was furious all of a sudden, and now he was furious.

Jia Dongxu, who was standing next to him, jumped up directly and said: "Silly pillar, hit him, this kid is itchy, and he can't spit out ivory from his mouth all day long."

Beat me to death. ”

Before Jia Dongxu finished speaking, Silly Zhu's fist had already swung out.

With the momentum of overwhelming the mountains and the sea, he punched as fast as lightning and beckoned directly to Xu Damao's arm.

Silly Zhu was worried that he was using too much force, fast and ruthless, Xu Damao couldn't catch it, and the injury was too serious and troublesome.

deliberately avoided important parts, but as a result, Silly Zhu thought too much, and Xu Damao didn't pay attention to his fist at all.

He flashed lightly to the side, stretched out his palm as fast as lightning, grabbed the fist of the stupid pillar, and lifted it up hard.

The stupid pillar sighed in pain, feeling bad, and wanted to retract his fist, but the opponent's hand was like a pliers, steady and accurate, and ruthless.

If Xu Damao didn't take it easy, Silly Zhu's wrist would definitely be dislocated.

The stupid pillar was not trivial, and the sweat on his forehead came down in a flash.

He knew in his heart that today was planted.

No wonder this guy has no fear, it turns out that he is practicing secretly.

It's infuriating.