Chapter 733: Tiger, Are You Sure You're Not an Alien?
At last year's Grammy Awards, Wu Hu competed with Adele, but he failed to compete for Adele at that time. But this year, he succeeded.
In two months, more than 10 million albums have been sold worldwide, and this achievement makes it impossible to ignore his existence. Coupled with Warner Records' efforts for him, as well as Wu Hu's international popularity, and Adele won this award last year......
All kinds of reasons converge together, so few people think that Wu Hu is not worthy of this award. Adele herself, who even had the highest call for winning the award, got up with a smile on her face to congratulate Wu Hu and gave him a round of applause, what else could anyone else say.
At this time, on the side of the flower planter, Wu Hu's fans were already crazy.
This is the 'Pop Singer of the Year' award!
There was a general award before, and now there is a pop award, who else?
Wu Hu's fans have straight waists, with a posture of looking at all directions, as if they see that all domestic musicians are scum and vulnerable.
There is no way, this year is still the era of foreign monks chanting scriptures, and it has always been very popular to export to domestic sales, and Wu Hu can make a name for himself on this international stage, which is something that countless domestic musicians can't do at all.
Even the rock circle with the most iron head and the hardest mouth, who is a little B cub, doesn't dare to point fingers at Wu Hu at will, let alone other types of musicians.
After this award, it was 'Best Pop Album', and then Miss Kelly, the Texas sweet girl who accosted Wu Hu before, won this award.
Mildew who was sitting next to Wu Hu smiled, but when Wu Hu applauded, he clearly heard an inaudible voice coming from her mouth - it was actually this Bichi!
With a smile on his face, he secretly sells batches! Mildew played it very vividly.
With the awards falling one after another, Wu Hu's third nominated award was finally ushered in - Best Rock Song of the Year.
On the side of the flower planter, fans who are not popular hope that Wu Hu can be a string of three.
It's a pity that Wu Hu lost to the rock band Black Key this year. Wu Hu is not wronged to lose to this band, because this band directly won three of the four awards in the rock category this year, Best Metal Performance, Best Rock Song, and Best Rock Album.
When the awards came to the country song, Mildew sat up straight because she had a nomination for Best Vocal Collaboration, which was not an important award, but it was also an honor.
As a result, she was disappointed, and it wasn't until halfway through the awards, when it came to the 'Best Film and TV Song of the Year' award, that Mildew took the stage with another band.
It was the band with whom she played the song "Safe and Sound" for the movie "The Hunger Games", the Holy War Band.
Although it didn't have a chance to win the country music awards, which are the main business of mold, this award seems to be a little chicken, but it can't be regarded as a complete gain.
When Mildew got up to accept the award and hugged Wu Hu, he asked him, "Tiger, won't you give me a kiss?" I can give you a chance for revenge. ”
When the people next to them heard Mildew's words, they couldn't help laughing again.
"Hey! Hurry up and get on stage! Don't keep your audience waiting too long. ”
Wu Hu looked like he couldn't let go, and he was very 'shy' to refuse her proposal, which made many people who wanted to have fun feel a pity, and felt that Wu Hu still couldn't let go.
Wu Hu naturally complained about this, being forcibly kissed by others and kissing by himself, can that be the same nature? It's this one who was forcibly kissed, and I don't know how many times I have to be pinched by Yahuazi when I turn around! Wu Hu is sure that Yahuazi will definitely be angry when he sees this news.
But fortunately, when he was boxing, he was forcibly kissed by Mildew and dozens of other golden cats, and Yahuazi already had some immunity to this.
Of course, those golden cats kissed his face.
Finally, when this year's awards ceremony was completely over, Wu Hu and other musicians who won the award were surrounded by the entertainment reporters.
As the person with the most awards at this year's Grammy Awards, Dan Auerbach, a member of the Black Key, won a total of four awards, including three rock awards won by the team together. At the same time, Brother Potstickers and the two rap giants Jay-Z, as well as Kanye, also won three awards each.
In terms of awards, Wu Hu is less than them, but in terms of the influence of awards, Wu Hu's two awards are more influential than them.
After all, there are still more people who listen to pop than they listen to and rap rock and the like.
"Hey, Tiger, can you tell us how you're feeling right now?"
"Yesyes, tell me how you feel about being kissed by mildew!"
"Hahaha......"
At the mention of this, everyone couldn't help but laugh.
In the face of everyone's interview, Wu Hu raised the small gramophone in his hand and said with a smile: "It feels great!" Winning these two awards is everyone's affirmation of my music achievements, thank you to my fans, love you! ”
After a pause, Wu Hu said again: "As for mildew, oh, don't say it, I have a headache now, she has a lot of crazy fans, it is estimated that many people on the Internet have scolded me now!" Also, I hope my fans can keep their sanity......"
Wu Hu said, facing the camera, showing a cunning demeanor, and winked at the camera, "As a man, I didn't suffer, I hope you don't scold her, thank you!" ”
The camera of Douyin's live broadcast has never left Wu Hu, so in the live broadcast room of the Douyin platform, he still stayed to pay attention to Wu Hu, and the fans who watched his interview couldn't help laughing when they saw Wu Hu's demeanor.
"Why do I suddenly feel that Fat Tiger has suddenly become cheap again?"
"It's not rough, as a man, he really didn't suffer!"
"I feel so sorry for me, my goddess! Mistakenly paid the dog for the sincerity! ”
"Fat Tiger is a real dog, that's right!"
"I want to know now, Yahua and Tie Tie, and Mina, what kind of expressions they look when they see Fat Tiger and Mildew kissing, I'm looking forward to it so much!"
"What else could it be? Fat Tiger didn't officially announce his relationship with them, what right do they have to take care of Fat Tiger's private life? I support mildew, super long legs! ”
"Have you noticed that the mold has grown bigger tonight?"
"What's so strange? Squeeze that thing, who doesn't have a ditch! ”
……
After the party, it is a cocktail party, organized by the organizer, or private, who wants to participate in this kind of party, and most of them are party creatures.
Wu Hu followed the customs, participated in the party held by the organizer with Mildew, and then returned home with his assistant Xiao Luo.
Over there in Beverly Hills, Aunt Meizuan and Sister Widow are also preparing a unique party for Wu Hu and Mildew.
Noble Empress Costume, Catwoman Warrior Costume, Widow Sister Battle Outfit......
Wu Hu was dazzled, so it was another sleepless night.
What's even busier is that today is still the 14th of the flower planter, Valentine's Day. Although the gifts could not be delivered to the women in person, he had to call each one.
As for gifts, they can only be sent.
When he called Yahuazi, Yahuazi really gritted his teeth and asked him to wash his neck and wait, to see how to clean him up when he came back, and actually let the prodigal hoof kiss him twice and three times.
She also said that Tietie and Nana were on her side this time, and they were also angry.
But in fact, only Mina is angry, and Tietie is very understanding.
……
The next day, the bald eagle, which was more than ten hours later than the flower planter, was Valentine's Day on February 14. Black Mamba, who did not play, as well as Da Yao and Lao Na, accompanied Wu Hu to the Lakers' usual training hall Toyota Center.
As the Lakers' newly signed older rookie this season, Wu Hu is enough to add a position for the Lakers' three leading stars to accompany him.
Of course, what they are more curious about is Wu Hu's various physical measurement data.
In the training gym, not only the general manager Mitch is there, but their boss Bass Jr., Bath Jr.'s sister Aunt Jenny is also there, as well as their coach Mike Brown, and other staff members. If it weren't for the fact that Old Bass was still lying on the hospital bed at this time, he probably wanted to come over and join in the fun. That is, the other players were not notified, otherwise it is estimated that more people will come.
I have to say that this reception specification is luxurious enough.
It's just that Aunt Jenny looked at Wu Hu with a look that was not quite right. This made Wu Hu a little speechless, didn't this aunt get engaged to that Kende Chicken grandfather only last month?
"Roar! Welcome our pop superstar. ”
When the playboy Little Bas saw Wu Hu, he opened his arms enthusiastically.
Facing the enthusiastic little Bass, Wu Hu politely hugged him, although this guy's ability is average, but after all, he has given himself enough face.
At this time, General Manager Mitch stepped forward and said: "Tiger, welcome to the Lakers, the press conference is scheduled for ten o'clock, do you have anything we need to prepare?" ”
"No, just feel free." Wu Hu said.
Then, coach Brown asked Qian to invite Wu Hu to do a physical test.
In fact, everyone came to greet him, in addition to giving him face, they also wanted to know his physical data. As for height and arm span, you can find it, because when Wu Hu was boxing, these basic data were recorded.
Changing into the No. 9 jersey that had been set before, putting on the shoes he brought, Wu Hu jumped on the spot, then warmed up and made a casual punch.
The staff around me are a little dumbfounded, this is a warm-up?
Soon, the test began, and it turned out that Wu Hu's static data really didn't have anything outstanding, and for a basketball player, it was even a little spicy. The height is 186cm in shoes and the arm span is 193cm, which is only ten centimeters more than the pure height, which is not outstanding.
The hands are even smaller, and compared with ordinary people, they look slender, but compared with those big hand monsters in the basketball world, they are really a little blind.
Fortunately, he belongs to the ranks of small hands like him, as well as Lao Na and Lao Ke.
It's just that Wu Hu is a little smaller than theirs.
In the NBA league, a player with static talent like him grabs a lot.
But everyone knows that this guy's strength is not his static talent, but his shooting talent and dynamic talent.
Sure enough, when the bouncing part was measured, Wu Hu's vertical bounce directly scared everyone, directly 120cm, and the old science couldn't reach this height.
At this time, everyone is only responsible for being dumbfounded.
And Wu Hu's running and bounce came directly to 135cm.
Although this result is scary, Lao Ke feels that Wu Hu may not have used all his strength.
In fact, Wu Hu's two data are over after just one jump, and Da Yao and Lao Na both hope that Wu Hu can jump again.
Especially Aunt Jenny, when she looked at Wu Hu, her eyes were shining.
But Wu Hu didn't try it a second time, he felt that this height was enough.
If you really want to show your strength, Wu Hu is afraid that his jaw will fall off in fear.
He himself has actually tested it in private, when he runs and jumps, 1.5 meters is easy, and 1.8 meters is barely enough, if you really want to come up with this result, you must not scare them to death?
Even if he hadn't been pulled to slices and sliced by then, he couldn't tell why he was so superhuman!
As for the world bouncing record of 1.6 meters vertically on the Internet, it is bluffing. Vertical bounce is to jump on the spot and touch the height minus touch the height in place, and the run-up bounce is to run and touch the height minus touch the height in place.
Those who can jump more than 1.6 meters high just shrink their feet.
If Wu Hu retracted his feet, he could easily climb the two-meter wall.
At this time, Wu Hu's bounce data is 235cm high on the spot, 355cm high for vertical jumping, and 370cm for running jump.
Limited by his height and reach, although Wu Hu's bounce looks terrifying, in their opinion, it seems that they can't touch the top edge of the rebound, because the top edge of the rebound is as high as 395cm.
However, with such a bounce, the dunk can already be dunked casually, so that it will not be rejected by the basket like the Golden State villain.
However, these are not the places that surprised them the most, the most terrifying place for them was his speed, the speed of 100 meters was faster than that of a flying man, 9.3 seconds.
This data makes people who measure speed think that it may be wrong.
And after Wu Hu saw this achievement, he secretly scolded: grass! It's not controlled!
Then he said that he must have made a mistake, so he ran again, this time he controlled it, nine seconds 8, but this result still stunned everyone.
This Nima went to run track and field, and he couldn't win the gold medal in minutes?
When Wu Hu ran 3/4 of the speed of 2.6 seconds, everyone was numb.
Of course, what makes everyone even more numb is Wu Hu's terrifying bench press data, which starts with 200 kilograms, and easily completes ten and stops.
The black mamba felt that he couldn't let go of Wu Hu this time, so he pressed him back again, and then motioned to Da Yao and Lao Na to add weight to him, directly to two hundred and thirty kilograms.
This bench press data, in the NBA league, already belongs to the top batch of bench press data, and there are only a handful of players who can achieve this bench press data.
Carl Malone, known as the Iron Elbow, is counted as one.
Even Brother Adan, who is famous for bulldozer-style breakthroughs, does not have this data.
Wu Hu couldn't laugh or cry at this, but he still satisfied the curiosity of the black mamba.
So I easily completed ten more.
At this time, everyone on the scene was a little dumbfounded, is this Nima still human?
Aunt Jenny looked at him, as if she was on fire, and it was frighteningly bright, and Wu Hu was a little worried, was she already wet? It seems that when the old grandfather of Kende Chicken faced this old aunt, he should also have more than enough strength to do it.
At this time, the black mamba gave Da Yao and Lao Na a look again.
In the end, Wu Hu was forced to operate by the black mamba, and after they measured the bench press data of 280 kilograms, Wu Hu said that Wu Hu would not do anything. He couldn't easily complete the bench press of 600 kilograms, and they slowly tested it.
If you really want to be known about this horrible bench press statistic, it will really scare people to death. After all, the current world record for bench press is less than 600 kilograms. And he looks so 'thin', how can there be such a huge amount of power in his body?
Holding these physical measurements of Wu Hu, a group of people looked at this man who didn't look like a muscular hunk at all.
The main thing is his height and size, which looks too different from those strong men in the league. Compared with normal people, Wu Hu is actually not thin at all.
Just like the strong Dwayne Johnson, in front of the big shark and the flying pig, he has to become a cutie, this is no comparison, no harm.
Lao Ke squeezed Wu Hu's arm, "Tiger, are you sure you're not an alien?" ”
(End of chapter)