Chapter 749: To sing this song, you have to have a thin willow to support the wind and a small waist

The concert ended at about eleven o'clock, and I participated in the celebration banquet after that, and when Wu Hu and the others returned home, it was already past one o'clock.

Because Yahuazi came back, although Kimchi Sanyou followed back, he followed Tietie and Mina directly to their villa.

As for Milk Chalun and Little Fan Girl, they didn't stay with Wu Hu tonight, but stayed directly in the hotel. After all, Yahuazi came back today, and between him and Wu Hu, it must be Xiao Biesheng's newlywed, and he ran over with his little girlfriend, isn't that an obstruction!

Especially between Wu Hu and Yahuazi, there is still Meina and Tie Tie sandwiched.

As for the kimchi Sanyou, Milk Cha Lun didn't dare to expand his imagination, after all, it was too exaggerated.

When he got home, Wu Hu picked up Yahuazi and went upstairs, but Yahuazi pulled his cheek angrily and asked, "What are you doing?" I haven't forgiven you yet! ”

"Forgive me? What am I doing wrong again? ”

"Do you want me to remind you? Grammys that day! ”

"Oh! You say I won the jackpot! Hiss~~ It hurts, it will break the phase. ”

"You're so thick-skinned, I just pulled it, and I didn't ......pinch it with my fingernails," Yahuazi snorted softly, "Tell me honestly, did you fool around with that golden silk cat?" ”

"I'm going to say no, you don't believe ......"

"What do you think?"

"So be it! I'll show you proof of it. ”

"How to prove it? Call her and scold her for being stinky and shameless? ”

"Tsk! This is also too ruthless, and no friends will do it in the future. So, I'll let you check my ammo stock, it's always okay! ”

"Phew! Stinky rascals! ”

Yahuazi scolded while kicking her little feet, and then was carried into the room by Wu Hu.

After a while, there was a burst of "Guanghan Breaking Array Song" in the room.

Where did Yahuazi still have the opportunity to check his ammunition inventory, he had already fallen asleep in a daze, and finally Wu Hu cleaned up the crime scene.

After cleaning up, Wu Hu rinsed down briefly and went downstairs to go out.

On Tie Tie's side, several women hadn't fallen asleep yet, and they were actually waiting for him.

Ouch little sister, who was wearing a white men's shirt, rushed up directly and jumped on top of him after shouting 'Oba' when she saw Wu Hu enter the door.

Mina didn't show weakness, and when she saw that there was no place in front of her, she jumped on Wu Hu's back.

Wu Hu glanced at the other three people in the hall, but he didn't see Da Meili, and he didn't know if Tie Tie didn't invite her, or if she was embarrassed to come over and have a good time.

When the day was about to dawn, Wu Hu withdrew from a fragrant fragrance. Looking at the beautiful legs of Rulin, Wu Hu couldn't help but sigh secretly: The happiness of the kimchi consortium is really hard to imagine!

Rinsing them briefly, covering them with quilts, taking advantage of the faint light of the morning, Wu Hu touched his waist, walked home with a little vague steps, and fell asleep with his teeth in his arms.

When he woke up the next day and felt an itch coming from the tip of his nose, he knew that it was Yahuazi who was playing tricks on him. So he didn't even open his eyes, turned around and hugged Yahuazi, his head arched directly, and he muttered, "Lucy, don't make trouble, let me sleep again." ”

Then there was a pain in his ear, "Dead Fat Tiger, tell me honestly, who is that Lucy?" How can you even ...... a woman with such a bad street name?"

"Alas! It's a. Wu Hu directly interrupted her.

"You know it's over, right? Hum! Yahuazi gritted her teeth.

Wu Hu stretched out his hand and tapped her head, "What I'm saying is, your current IQ is really finished, if I really have something with which Lucy, it will still be a flower language?" Think about it with your beautiful and cute little brain! ”

“……”

The corners of Yahuazi's mouth twitched, knowing that she had been tricked by this guy, so she turned around and straddled him, ready to toss him.

Wu Hu let her toss and toss, while picking up the mobile phone on the bedside table to check the time.

It's still early, less than ten o'clock.

However, the SMS in the mobile phone has been 99+.

opened the WeChat message, and it was full of congratulatory messages.

Wu Hu opened it one by one and looked at it, but he didn't reply, he really couldn't come back.

At this time, the headlines on the Internet were almost occupied by the news of Wu Hu's singing, and the media praised him from all aspects, and I don't know how many people were invited to write articles to praise him on Warner Records. In short, from the attendance rate to the star audience who supported the scene, to the costume on the stage, to Wu Hu's singing skills, all aspects are praised.

It also includes the number of viewers on the Douyin platform and Penguin Video, and the two platforms combined, the number of online viewers of this concert has exceeded 120 million.

The box office of the two movies at that time that night was simply dismal.

Some people praised Wu Hu's influence from this perspective, which made people unable to complain.

However, some of the praise is indeed a little numb, even Wu Hu himself thinks it is a bit excessive, what is the first person in the international music scene, the top superstar Yun Yun after MJ in the music world.

Although he thinks that his current popularity is indeed at the top, if he wants to say that he is the first person in the international music scene, this makes Wu Hu a little embarrassed.

After all, as a flower planter, you can't be so arrogant, you have to be low-key!

is like the woman in front of me who doesn't know how to be low-key, so she has to teach her a lesson. When Wu Hu finished teaching Yahuazi a lesson, he went downstairs, and it was already eleven o'clock.

When I went downstairs, I saw several women sitting downstairs, Tie Tie and Sister Strawberry were cooking in the kitchen; The cake girl watched TV while holding the fairy cat Beibei; Ouch little sister is lying in Mina's arms, and Mina is holding her chin, and a strange plot is staged.

Wu Hu was a little skeptical, did Mina awaken some strange attribute that shouldn't be there?

"Oba!"

Seeing Wu Hu going downstairs, the cake girl said hello to him.

Wu Hu smiled and asked, "Why don't you take a break?" ”

"Isn't Oba going to Haicheng in the afternoon? We are ready to go together. ”

Go to Haicheng in the afternoon, rest for a day tomorrow, go to the concert the day after tomorrow for a rehearsal, and start the concert in Haicheng after tomorrow. The current four concerts are arranged in four first-tier cities in China for half a month, which is neither long nor short, and there is no need to rush so much.

In particular, the last two were in Guangdong Province, and the two cities were not far apart.

Originally, Wu Hu was going to arrange one in his hometown provincial capital, but President Chen felt that none of the four first-tier cities could be left behind, after all, it was all money.

If he wants to start a singing in Fujian Province, then add one more.

Wu Hu thought about it, so he had to grieve his fellow villagers first, and wait for July and August.

However, the provincial capital of Fujian Province in July and August is too hot, which is a bit of a toss-up.

Kimchi Sanyou will be on stage at the magic capital concert, originally Wu Hu thought that they would come to the magic capital tomorrow to meet him, but he didn't expect them to come last night and give him a surprise.

At this time, Tie Tie came out with a plate of shredded green pepper meat, "Brother Tiger, Sissi hasn't gotten up yet?" ”

"Oh! Come on! Wu Hu glanced towards the second floor, and then glanced at the black cat squatting on the coffee table, "Dongdong, go and ask your master to go downstairs for dinner!" ”

The black cat turned its head to look at him, originally impatient with a cat's face, but seeing Wu Hu's expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, he had no choice but to meow, jumped off the coffee table, and ran towards the second floor.

"Wow! Dongdong is too smart! Ouch, the little sister lay in Mina's arms, and exclaimed in the flower language with a slight kimchi flavor.

Hearing that Ouch Little Sister is more and more like that, Wu Hu asked, "Ouch, have you ever learned to plant flowers?" ”

Ouch little sister nodded and said, "Of course, I will also sing your song "Red Ling"!" ”

"You wait for me."

Wu Hu said, turned upstairs, came to the study, and pulled out the extra song "Difficult Yet" that he copied out when he copied the song before, from a pile of old papers in the drawer.

In this pile of old papers, there are not only the songs he copied, but also the movies he copied.

Seeing Wu Hu go downstairs with a piece of paper and hand it to Ouch Little Sister, the cake girl stretched out her head to look at it, and then hummed along with the score.

It's a pity that she doesn't know which sentence to sing in a playful voice, and with an obvious kimchi flavor in her flower language, it sounds a little weird.

Speaking of which, these three kimchi girls, although the language of planting flowers has the flavor of kimchi, they are actually quite good, and they are just a little worse than the autumn baking that came to plant flowers early to develop. If it's singing, you can still adjust it by singing more.

For example, when Ouch Little Sister was singing the flower language version of "Little Lucky", just listening to her voice, it was actually difficult to hear that she was a kimchi girl.

is how her drama is, Wu Hu is a little worried that she can't deduce the essence, after all, it is the quintessence of flowers, and it is difficult to master it if you don't take the time to learn.

In another time and space, this is an Internet popular song more than ten years later, which has been covered and adapted by countless people after it became popular on the Douyin platform.

This song sings the bitter helplessness of the actors on stage. It's just that compared with "Red Ling", there is less concern for the country. But coupled with the gorgeous rhetoric and the popular ancient style drama at the time, this ancient style song quickly became popular on the Internet.

Of course, what impressed Wu Hu the most was the thin willow supporting the small waist that appeared from time to time in the video, and the long legs that were as white as jade, the favorite of LSPs.

Wu Hu had to admit that he listened to the whole song for that reason, and then the more he watched it, the more ...... Uh, that's wrong, the more I listen, the more I get up.

When Wu Hu was instructing the little sister to sing this song in a dramatic tone, the cake girl said with some taste: "Oba, I can also sing the drama of planting flowers!" ”

Wu Hu glanced at her plump waist and coughed lightly: "To sing this song, you have to have a small waist with thin willows to support the wind, or you won't be laughed at." ”

“……”

The cake girl was a little speechless, and the little sister laughed.

Hearing the mocking laughter of the little sister, the cake girl pretended to be angry and said, "Oba, are you disgusted that I am fat?" ”

"Of course not! In comparison, I actually like your body better! ”

As a result, his words directly offended several people, and Mina couldn't help but give him a kick, because among them, she is also one of the thin waists.

However, the waist is the thinnest, and the waist-to-hip ratio is the best one. Ouch Xiaomei's small waist is thin, but the waist-to-hip ratio is worse than that of iron.

In terms of waist-to-hip ratio, even the tooth flower is not as good as iron.

This is also the reason why Wu Hu likes to hold iron from behind.

……

"Yo, it's all here!"

Yakako hugged her wet hair with a towel, went downstairs in a bathrobe, and when she saw everyone, she greeted them, everyone was very familiar, and she didn't care about what she was wearing. She was not at all surprised that these women appeared at home, "Fat Tiger, help me blow my hair!" ”

Wu Hu knew that this was Yahuazi showing her status and authority, and she never asked Wu Hu to help her, but Wu Hu himself went over to help.

Of course, it can also be regarded as a sweet little interaction between couples, which can enhance the relationship.

"Wash your hands and eat, everyone!"

As a result, Sister Strawberry came out with the dishes and greeted everyone.

During the meal, Wu Hu asked Mina and Yahuazi, "Do you have any publicity work tomorrow?" ”

Mina looked reluctant, looking like she wanted to be passive and slacking off, "Of course there is!" I'm tired to death, I didn't expect to be the heroine so miserable. ”

Yahuazi glanced at her a little speechlessly, "You can be content!" How many people want to be heroines and don't have a chance! And the box office of the debut work is now 300 million, and it is even very likely to exceed 500 million, which is a result that many actors have never dreamed of. ”

Yahuazi is a little angry, and she really should be angry, because there is only one "King of Kung Fu" in her work, but this movie is actually a loss.

And the box office of "The King of Kung Fu" is less than 200 million. In contrast, the word-of-mouth of "Embroidered Spring Knife 2" and the box office of planting flowers are much higher.

The movies she made after that didn't cost 200 million at the box office.

Of course, in these two movies, it is not the heroine who takes the lead, and it can even be said that if you change the heroine casually, the results will not be too different.

The highlight of "The King of Kung Fu" is actually the first joint showdown between Big Brother Cheng and the Emperor of Kung Fu. Wu Hu will be pitted into the cinema, the biggest reason is this, the reason for Yahuazi is secondary, and even without Yahuazi, he will also be pitted into the cinema.

The highlight of "Embroidered Spring Knife 2" is not here with Mina, just change another actress as the heroine, and many fans will also enter the cinema.

In contrast, among the fans who watched "Embroidered Spring Knife 2", many of them are fans of Wu Hu and Yahuazi, and in terms of box office appeal, Yahuazi is definitely stronger than Meina.

Mina's appearance of mud that couldn't support the wall made Yahuazi speechless, but she also knew that Mina was just coquettish with Wu Hu, so she was even more angry.

Faced with the dangerous eyes of Yahuazi, Mina grinned disapprenantly, provoking Yahuazi This kind of thing, she has always been very enthusiastic, although she will be cleaned up by Yahuazi afterwards.

As a result, Tie Tie also counted her, "You are called a full man, but you don't know how hungry you are!" That is, your tiger brother protects you and gives you the opportunity to participate in the heroine, otherwise you will boil it! ”

In the face of the number of iron and iron, Mina did not continue to blow up her wings, "Got it! I just whined, and I didn't talk nonsense in front of the media. ”

Wu Hu didn't intervene when Yahuazi was educating Mina with Tietie, although what Tietie said in some places was not accurate. In fact, Mina can easily get the role of the heroine just by her appearance, which has been confirmed in another time and space. It's just that her acting skills are like that, and after a long time, the development prospects are like that.

(End of chapter)