057, provocation (3k)
On a sunny day, Lin Feng moved a stone smaller than a ton and wrote and painted in the courtyard.
Xiao Miaozhu stood behind Lin Feng, watching him write letters with a smile, and stopped talking several times.
He almost couldn't hold back.
Lin Feng's handwriting is really ugly.
The person who watched scratched his ears and cheeks, so that people couldn't help but want to grab the brush and write for him.
Unfortunately not.
So the small temple is very uncomfortable.
Moreover, the content of the letter is also difficult to describe.
Lin Feng wrote letters one by one, and it read, [You brutes, I found out about your replacement of the Shangqing Maoshan Sect, and came to kill your father]
The back of the letter is [If you don't kill me, I will go to the capital, Maoshan, Laoshan, Longhu Mountain, Longmen and other places, and sue one by one, and tell you today, if you don't kill me, this matter will not be over]
At the end, there is a line of words.
【Panjun arrives early】
Seeing the last message, Xiao Miaozhu's face twitched again, and he began to think about the plan to drive Lin Feng out of the Tianfei Temple.
He felt as if he had seen someone who had lost his mind.
Leave it in the temple and something big will happen.
He's dying, can't he rest and enjoy himself before he dies?
So he brought up the old matter again, wanting to ask Lin Feng to leave, Lin Feng had a thick skin, pretending to be demented.
"Ah, what did you say?"
"Go, where are you going? Oh, you told me to write in the main hall? No, it's sunny here. ”
"What to leave? I have bad ears, you are louder. ”
Xiao Miaozhu's face was flushed!
After the attempt to drive Lin Feng away, Xiao Miaozhu changed his statement.
"Why don't you take two doses of medicine, I'll go to the city to find you a good man and grab a pair of medicines."
Xiao Miaozhu made a serious suggestion.
Lin Feng grinned: "Okay." ”
Xiao Miao Zhu: "You are so shameless. ”
Lin Feng: "Thank you. ”
Xiao Miaozhu recognized the talisman on the letter.
But I didn't recognize the runes.
But it doesn't matter.
He felt that the words on it alone were enough to diagnose the illness of the person in front of him.
This is hysteria.
Incurable disease.
Needles should be pricked and medicine.
If you can't cure a person who wants to die.
Lin Feng waved his hand: "No, I think I'm good, no, I think I'm unexpectedly good." ”
"Okay, it's up to you."
Xiao Miaozhu stood next to him and continued to watch, but seeing that Lin Feng's words on the letter were becoming more and more vulgar, Xiao Miaozhu couldn't hold back any longer.
"It's not like you're writing letters to Taoist temples, temples, and lama temples, I think you're bent on death, and you don't think that the people who read your letters don't have a temper."
"You're still so vulgar."
"If you don't say that, they'll come and kill you."
"If you say that, you're only going to pull down your pattern."
Xiao Miaozhu endured for a long time and said.
Lin Feng sat down, squinted at him and said angrily, "What's wrong with vulgarity?"
Scolding people and not scolding mother, it is equivalent to not scolding people, I warn you, don't provoke me.
I see you angry now. ”
Xiao Miao Zhu: "? ”
He waved his sleeves and walked away.
This person is really unreasonable.
He was furious by Lin Feng's body, turned around and left.
Pinching the numbness, I was hanged by you, and I was killed by those things, and I had nowhere to sprinkle my stomach.
He knew that it wasn't Mazu who killed him.
Mazu hasn't been down to earth for a long time, and it is Xiaomiao Zhu who saves people at sea.
The small temple is a trace of spirituality left by Mazu and the combination of incense here.
In other words, the one who started to get rid of demons in the Mazu Temple was most likely the small temple Zhu.
Lin Feng went down the mountain and handed over the letter to the dart bureau and the carriage and horse shop, and bought a lot of food, but more of it was red cloth.
He asked someone to tear off the red cloth and hang it on all sides of the Tianfei Temple.
The red cloth flutters in the wind, which is quite festive.
Xiao Miaozhu looked up at the side, a little unclear: "It's not Tianfei Niangniang's Christmas recently, what are you busy with?" ”
Lin Feng: "Make some contributions, in case Mazu Niangniang sees that I am lazy in the temple and hangs me." ”
Xiao Miaozhu looked disgusted: "You are a person, how can you speak in a weird way." ”
Lin Feng: "Hehe. ”
Xiaomiao Zhu: "......"
Lin Feng turned his head to find a mirror again, hung a shiny bronze mirror at the entrance, and even placed a brazier at the entrance, signaling everyone who entered the temple to step over the brazier.
He pointed his finger not far away, made a small hole, and said with a smile to the pilgrims who were crowded in front of the temple gate, full of disgruntle: "Either obey the rules, or I will kill you." ”
Xiao Miaozhu behind him: "......"
Back in the courtyard in the evening, Xiao Miaozhu said: "Are you really crazy?" You don't want to call me good, do you? ”
Lin Feng grabbed Xiao Miaozhu and said, "Have you ever heard of coal essence?" ”
Xiao Miao Zhu Ran, pulled his hand out of Lin Feng's hand and said, "Coal Spirit? ”
Lin Feng looked at Xiao Miaozhu, and Xiao Miaozhu also looked at him, as if he wanted to see flowers from his face.
Lin Feng asked, "Xiao Miao wishes you to speak." ”
Xiao Miaozhu didn't answer him, and asked rhetorically: "Do you think there is coal on the sea?" ”
Lin Feng: "There is one at the bottom of the sea." ”
Xiao Miaozhu was angry: "Then you tell me the address, I will ask Mazu Niangniang to dig coal for you at the bottom of the sea, okay!" Ask you about the sea, you say the bottom of the sea, you go crazy, and when others ask the earth, do you answer the sky?
You say, are you going crazy? ”
Lin Feng smiled with a hippie smile: "I'm not crazy, even if I didn't say it, Mazu Niangniang, it's important to save people, digging coal or us ordinary people, we people come." ”
Xiao Miaozhu was satisfied, raised his head, and shook his hand: "Go to the Meritorious Temple to find the old sour Confucian, he reads a lot and is well-informed, you ask him he should know." ”
Lin Feng: "Oh~"
And so it was.
He remembered the old sour appearance, arched his hands, and the next day he took people and gifts to the merit shrine ceremoniously.
Last night, the last thing happened again.
In one night, Lin Feng's letter was destroyed again.
What are the consequences of the destruction of the rune, Lin Feng didn't know, when the rune was destroyed, Lin Feng heard the voice above.
There was also a hoarse cry.
Sounds like a sinister cry.
Emperor Guan took his group of subordinates around the door again, took a look at Lin Feng, and went back.
Lin Feng went to sleep that night, and he was not alarmed.
Xiao Miaozhu squatted next to him: "Why don't you go over and take a look." ”
Lin Feng: "Not today. ”
Xiao Miaozhu: "Not today? What do you mean? ”
Lin Feng: "Do you know how to write foreign?" ”
Xiaomiao Zhu: "When there is trouble at sea, some foreigners will call the name of Mazu Niangniang."
Some foreigners don't know anything else, but they will definitely say, 'Niang Niang blesses'.
What's so strange about this.
They are all people, and everyone is afraid of death, what is the difference between foreigners and us? ”
Lin Feng: "......"
Okay.
Lin Feng turned over and said loudly: "In the face of death, we must always remember one sentence, that is, not now.
There is only one god here, and that is Mazu Niangniang.
Asking for death is not at this time, I pray to Mazu Niangniang, and then go to sleep, and when I wake up, I go to the merit shrine.
I'm here, and I'll only be killed by one person, that is, Mazu Niangniang, as long as Mazu Niangniang can still tolerate me, I can live. ”
He said, waving his hand.
After speaking, seeing that Xiao Miaozhu was not leaving, he turned around: "Why don't you leave?" Got something to say? ”
Xiaomiao Zhu disliked: "Hey......"
With a disgusted expression, he left.
Lin Feng was alone in the main hall of Mazu Niangniang, looking up at Mazu Niangniang.
To tell the truth, although the old sour Confucianism donated a body of literature to him at the beginning, he did not go to the old sour Confucian's merit shrine, the original body of the merit shrine is the Zitong God, the Zitong God was the earliest primitive belief, from Sichuan and Shu. It is a snake, it is a tree, but it is not a human being, and later, because the scholar worships the god Zitong, when he sleeps in the temple of Zitong at night, he will be enlightened and famous.
A large number of scholars who are rushing to take the exam will go to the Zitong Temple to offer incense in order to seek divine revelation (the question is revealed in the dream).
Therefore, the incense of Zitong Temple has endured.
Later, the god Zitong was called Wenchang Temple.
Zitong God, that is, one of the common sources of the Confucian Temple later.
The merit shrine in Fukou has fallen into disrepair for a long time, and the incense is dilapidated, which is just a few years old, but in the past few years, the entire merit shrine is overgrown with weeds, and there is a nest of snakes and rats.
Lin Feng led people to beat gongs and drums, and the snakes and rats were scared, and the old sour man walked out of the gate with a blank expression.
Lin Feng motioned to the people around him to send the gifts, and then a meal of flowers was touted, blowing up the sky, and the old sour man was even more at a loss, not knowing what medicine these people had taken wrong.
Lin Feng grabbed the old sour man's hand and praised him warmly.
said that he was "well-known from the past and the present", "rare from ancient and modern", and "a first-class scholar, cultural person, and old gentleman in Fukou", and the old sour Confucianism who praised him was dumbfounded.
Old Sour: "? ”
Who are you?
What are you talking about?
Do we know each other?
The doubts in his mind were pulled by Lin Feng into the Meritorious Shrine, and when he arrived at the Meritorious Ancestral Hall, Lin Feng understood why the person who was cut off and loaded with the five internal organs was Emperor Guan and not Wenchang.
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In the Wenchang Temple in Fukou, the incense is exhausted to a certain extent.
The main hall dedicated to Wenchang, the plaque was bitten by insects and rats, and the curtain was even more thick and greasy.
The main hall smells musty.
Normal people will be rushed out when they go in!
Brought into the house.
Playing gongs and drums outside, the old sour man inside still didn't know why, he wanted to speak several times but was interrupted, Lin Feng presented gifts, tea, snacks, blessing cakes, candy, tea fruits, everything.
Lin Feng called the old sour Confucian very face-saving.
Lin Feng was not distressed either.
After all, it wasn't his own money that was spent.
He owed Boss Feng on credit, as a subordinate who worshiped an immortal Dharma Master (Evil Water Returning Yuan Method), his family's money was packed in urns, and Lin Feng exchanged a gilt pocket watch for a lot of money, he felt that Boss Feng would not feel a loss.
Lin Feng came up with a burst of sycophancy, which made the old sour Ru unconsciously a little intoxicated.
Subsequently, Lin Feng gave up his hand, and when he saw it, he talked about coal spirit.
Old Sourman: "Huh? ”
Lin Feng smiled on his face, held the fire gun in one hand, and put it on the stomach of the old sourman: "What, sir, it's inconvenient to say?" Still don't know about it. ”
The old sour man glanced down at the fire gun, and immediately behaved: "It's convenient, you know, it's easy to say." ”
Lin Feng put away the fire gun in his hand and was very pleased: "Convenient? It's convenient, then can you please tell me, what is going on with this coal spirit? ”
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