Luo Yan glared at the aggrieved Piaopiao, and put her gaze back on Grandma.

Where do children have so much curiosity! It's annoying!

"Okay, just leave your legs exposed, now, I'm going to start the treatment."

Luo Yan sighed, agreeing that Grandma didn't have to take off her pants.

As he spoke, he pulled out a pig-killing knife more than half a human tall out of nowhere, and gently wiped the blade.

This knife is extremely sharp at first glance, and the blade reflects a cold glow.

"Wait! Where did you get such a big knife? What are you doing?! ”

Grandma was shocked and took two steps back.

Luo Yan sneered: "What are you afraid of, I haven't seen a scalpel?" ”

"A scalpel? Whose scalpel is so big?! ”

"Big isn't a scalpel?!"

Luo Yan was already a little disgusted by this suspicion.

He felt that this was a kind of discrimination, these people were discriminating against the big knife, why can't a bigger one be a scalpel? Who stipulates that a scalpel must be a pocket knife?

Broadsword, also have the dream of making a scalpel, okay? It's like someone who dreams of flying without wings, someone who dreams of success without talent, and someone who is blind but dreams of being a bus driver.

"I don't know. Live so long in vain! ”

Arrogantly left a sentence, Luo Yan raised his head proudly.

"It's this scalpel that has cured countless patients and made countless contributions, but you doubt it because of its appearance?"

Grandma: "......"

This is a pig-killing knife, right? Who are you fooling!

Grandma: I also went to the big city when I was younger, right? Although your knife is a little sharper, the trademark is still there!

This brand is only sold with pig-killing knives!

Holding back her dissatisfaction, Grandma didn't want to dwell on this issue...... After all, there is no point in communicating with a neurotic like Luo Yan.

"So, what's your treatment plan?"

Luo Yan smiled.

"With my years of experience, I can see at a glance that the best treatment for your disease is - bone scraping + dampness!"

These two terms sound a little more reassuring.

Maybe it's not normal to scrape the bones, but Grandma only has bones on her body, as long as she doesn't scrape too hard, there shouldn't be a problem...... And to dispel dampness...... How to get rid of dampness?

It should be with some dampness medicine.

Grandma relaxed slightly.

"That sounds pretty good."

If Luo Yan proposes any more whimsical plans, Grandma will turn her face and leave.

But if you scrape the bones, it's acceptable.

To be honest, Grandma didn't want Luo Yan to treat herself, after all, he looked so unreliable, but, one thing to say, the doctors in the dark world were more or less stained.

The environment is like this, Luo Yan is not the most outrageous.

"Ding! Trigger Quest: Heal Granny Broth.

Rewards: EXP*400, Credits*20, Reputation*1. ”

A system prompt sounds, indicating that the task has been triggered and the treatment can begin.

Luo Yan's smile became brighter, and he waved the big knife in his hand.

"Grandma, please sit down, you stand...... It's not convenient for me to do it. ”

Grandma looked at the big knife with some trepidation, for fear that the quack doctor in front of her would slash herself.

"Be careful!"

With a word of advice, she slowly sat down on the ground.

"Don't worry, my knife skills are very good, and I won't make such low-level mistakes."

With a word of comfort, Luo Yan squatted on the ground and began to check the leg bones of Grandma's legs, thinking about where to start shaving.

Seeing him squatting on the ground, Piao Piao ran into the tent with great discernment, took out a small bench, and sat on Luo Yan.

Glancing appreciatively at the little spider, Luo Yan raised the knife with great interest.

"Okay, just start from this position, I'm going to scratch!"

"Knife lower! You are scraping, not chopping! ”

Grandma couldn't help but remind sharply in her voice.

This young man is so frizzy! I really want to turn around and run!

Luo Yan waved his hand.

"Rest assured, rest assured!"

As he spoke, the big knife in his hand moved like lightning, and in just a moment, it landed on Grandma's white leg bone, and then scraped it down!

"Squeak!"

When the blade and leg bone met, there was a screeching noise, like a fingernail scraping against a blackboard, giving goosebumps to the table.

Grandma frowned slightly.

In the process of scraping the bones, she actually didn't feel much pain...... However, if you let someone take a knife and scrape your leg bone, even if this kind of behavior is not painful, you will feel uneasy inside.

Especially, Luo Yan shaved so ...... Cacophony.

"Can you shave a little lighter?"

Grandma said angrily.

Luo Yan continued to scrape vigorously while explaining:

"No, it's useless to shave lightly, it's okay, grandma, you just shave your leg hair as me."

Grandma: "......"

I'll fuck your legs! This is the old lady's leg bone! You have hair on your leg bones?!

"Ding! Granny Broth's opinion of you is reduced by 10. ”

"Ding! Granny Broth's killing intent towards you reaches 50%. ”

Luo Yan sensed that Grandma's mood was wrong, and her expression froze slightly.

Not happy? It should be, alas, the doctor-patient relationship is really difficult to deal with now.

He remembered that his teacher had said that in interpersonal relationships, if you want to quickly get into a relationship with someone, then the best thing to do is to praise him.

So, Luo Yan made a harsh voice and said with a smile:

"Grandma, your bones are so good, look, this leg bone, this quality, this ...... Boiling bone broth is definitely calcium! ”

"Ding! Granny Broth's opinion of you is reduced by 30. ”

"Ding! Granny Broth's killing intent towards you reaches 70%! Please note that the other party may break out and hurt others at any time! ”

Luo Yan: "......"

Going north, I actually believe the teacher's nonsense, he doesn't have any friends! I actually learned to communicate with him!

It turns out that praise doesn't improve relationships!

There was a brief silence between the two sides, except for the shrill sound of scraping bones.

Luo Yan thought that he should find a chance to break the silence.

The opportunity was not long in coming.

On this night, no one thought that so much blood would spurt out in an ordinary bone scraping treatment.

The moment the blood spurted out, Grandma wanted to laugh.

Young people's hands and feet are frizzy, cutting their own hands, right?

She wouldn't believe it, and she couldn't believe that it was her own blood, after all, how could two bone poles spurt blood?

And spray so high, so far?

Impossible, spraying bone marrow is about the same.

But soon, Grandma couldn't laugh anymore.

Because, it seems that the one who spewed blood was really himself......

"Bleeding !!"

Grandma screamed, containing endless fear.

Tonight, her three views ...... Subverted.

"Bleeding bones! I'm bleeding from the bones! Why do bones bleed!! Why do my bones bleed!! ”

Luo Yan put away his knife and stood aside.

"Grandma, please don't underestimate yourself, bones...... There are also a lot of features. ”

He was comforting on his lips, but he was snorting in his heart.

Oops, it seems to have forgotten about my passivity...... But the question is, can the skeleton also bleed profusely?