Chapter 859 If Du Xiaoshuai saw this scene, he would have to cry and faint in the toilet
Crooked, demon spirit? Someone here is telling the truth!
Wu Hu did mean something like this, originally he was thinking, if he just picked up the whole game, anyway, he didn't have that physical strength.
If you really want to do that, then this game is definitely the most special game in history.
But thinking about it, after a whole game, it was a bit of a bully, not only bullying the opponent, but also somewhat bullying its own players, so that its own players didn't score a point in the finals, which seems a little unreasonable. So he thought that as long as he broke 100, he would break Lao Zhang's record. But when I think about it later, it doesn't seem to look good.
Thinking about it, he thought of 108 from 101, and finally thought of 110, the demon spirit, and the distant leader...... It's really far ahead!
But on the surface, Wu Hu naturally couldn't admit it, so he used his grandmaster-level performance, revealing just the right amount of surprise and surprise on his face, "It's really true!" If you hadn't reminded me, I wouldn't have thought of going there. I have a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, I like symmetry, and I also like that the data has parts and rounds, and the information in the phone is a little red dot, and I can't help but click it out...... I don't know if any of you are like me. ”
Then several female reporters not far from him nodded their heads.
In fact, there are definitely more than two people with this kind of slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, they just didn't expect that Wu Hu actually had such an ordinary side.
"Tiger, do you think your strength surpasses that of the basketball god McDunk?" Someone changed the subject and began to prepare for something.
Wu Hu smiled: "If you want to make contributions to the promotion of basketball, then I must not be as good as Mai Koujiao, which is why he is respected as the god of basketball!" But if I were to go head-to-head with him, he would probably only have to roll over and lean back to work for me. ”
Wu Hu doesn't matter, if you want to make trouble, then make it bigger. In terms of strength, Lao Tzu is stronger than that Mai Buckle Jiao, how to drop!
Although Wu Hu said this, it seemed a little arrogant, but everyone had to admit this fact. After all, Wu Hu is the one who can prevent the Chosen One from crying, and the speed and strength of Mai Koujiao and others are definitely not as good as Wu Hu, so isn't this just the right thing left to turn over and lean back!
And as for Wu Hu's exaggerated 110 points tonight, everyone has to admit that even if you look at the entire history of the alliance, his strength is also the most powerful.
Of course, although everyone admits that he is very good, they still think that historical superstars such as Mai Buckjiao and Big Bird Bird and Magic Johnson can still beat him. Everyone doesn't think that Wu Hu is much stronger than these people.
It's a pity that these people have retired, and Wu Hu can't prove that he is better than them.
Although in terms of physical fitness, he is definitely the only one in history, but playing is not all about his body, at least the physical fitness of Big Bird Bird is not at the historical level.
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When Wu Hu was interviewed by the media, Carter and the Tracey brothers had already switched heads and cried. They have struggled in the league for so many years, and now they have finally got what they want and won the championship, which is really not easy!
Especially Tracy, his body can no longer support him to continue fighting, and he is about to retire, but he has still been able to mix with the championship for a long time, and his beard is gray.
After all, his former partners have won two championships, and now that he is about to build a dynasty, how can he be reserved again! In the past, when he faced the media, he would say sourly that he had never worked with a superstar.
But after Da Yao won the championship in the first year of teaming up with Black Mamba, he didn't dare to say such sour words nonsense. Even he had to deal with the cynicism that people had to do with him - didn't you say you hadn't partnered with a supergiant? So what happened to Yao and Black Mamba winning the championship?
But for the championship, he still came to find the Black Mamba to cooperate with his former partner, it doesn't matter if he hugs his thighs, anyway, he is winning the championship now, and it is unlikely that he will not hug his thighs, after all, he is really not very impressed.
Sure enough, the Lakers' thigh was hugged by him, and it was with his cousin and Ai. The former four quarterbacks teamed up together and said that there were many rows.
At this time, Ai was staring at his eyes, trying not to let himself shed tears, but the ruddy eyes still betrayed him. At this time, he grinned, put his hand to his ear from time to time, and made a listening gesture, and his fans were also frantically calling for him.
Black Mamba and Da Yao are also very excited, not only because of the championship, but also because they have created a dynasty together. Although Wu Hu has the greatest credit for this dynasty, if he hadn't been invited by Da Yao at the beginning, how could Wu Hu come to play?
Anyway, he has eight championships, and the black mamba grinned, and his mood was excited, regardless of whether this championship was led by Wu Hu.
The Cavaliers watched the reveling Lakers players and fans leave the court with envy, leaving the stage for them.
The little bald joke came out with the championship trophy and began his first championship award speech after taking the stage, and there was a boo from below, and no one wanted to listen to his nonsense.
After a while, knowing that he was bored with a little bald head, he announced with a smile that the team that won the 2013-2014 NBA championship was the Lakers.
Then, the scene was cheering again.
The Black Mamba took the trophy from the little bald head and handed it to Wu Hu, who casually handed the trophy to Ai, believing that other people wanted to touch it more than him.
Sure enough, those who didn't have a championship, after touching this trophy, they directly began to kiss it, anyway, Wu Hu would never kiss this thing.
The thing went around in circles and went back into the hands of the coach and manager, as well as their boss, Bass Jr. Little Bas was happy, but his smile was a little forced.
Because Wu Hu is retiring and no longer playing, what should the Lakers do next season?
There is an old black mamba left, and a big man who is also old, and the Lakers will have no drama next season!
It's a pity that he can't stop Wu Hu who doesn't want to play.
After that, the MVP of the finals fell to Wu Hu without any suspense, and it was the kind that passed unanimously. Three 50+ shows, one 110, this kind of crazy performance, there has never been before, and there will never be again.
So, in the face of such a situation, no one wants to be treated as a joke.
Therefore, Wu Hu picked up this trophy without any suspense.
Holding the trophy, turning around, after accepting a burst of cheers from the fans, Wu Hu took the microphone handed to him by the Black Mamba, coughed lightly, and said with a smile: "Thank you to my fans, thank you to the Lakers fans, and thank you to all the media who voted for me, thank you." ”
Wu Hu said, bowing slightly towards the square, and then continued: "Actually, you don't have to be too happy, I can win this award, all by my strength." ”
Hearing Wu Hu's words, the audience was stunned, and then laughed, and some of the stars sitting in the front row even leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.
This guy is indeed a person who can make such jokes.
"Okay, just kidding, let's lighten up the atmosphere for a while, and then talk to everyone about another thing. That's right! I'm going to talk about the fact that I'm retiring. You heard me right, yes, I'm ready to retire......"
"Oh no! Tiger, don't go! The Lakers can't live without you! ”
There were Lakers fans on the sidelines who screamed, and even some young fans who were a few years old couldn't help crying, as if the sky was about to fall.
"Tiger, can't the Lakers give you an absolute maximum salary? There are so many other teams in the league! As long as you want, more than the team wants you......"
Wu Hu laughed and said: "Don't talk about our boss like that, he is not a stingy guy, in order to keep me, he has already given me a good salary." It's just that this game is no longer exciting for me, maybe this is the trouble of genius! ”
Although this is not the first time that Wu Hu has mentioned to everyone that he is retiring, everyone still feels a little uncomfortable when they hear the news again.
But it's not incomprehensible, because this guy does have this strength, and after two years in the alliance, the Chosen One was pressed to the ground and rubbed by him for two years.
The other teams competing for the championship met him, and they were all swept out, and it was not a problem to do one team by one, and tonight he even scored an exaggerated 110 points.
What kind of fun can such a person find in this alliance?
What's more, this guy is too rich to need to bother with life at all.
Wu Hu put on a small comparison and said with a smile: "Okay, today is not my retirement speech time, just to inform everyone, so that everyone can be mentally prepared." Next, it's time for us to party, City of Angels, Lakers Dynasty......"
Wu Hu lifted his trophy.
"Lakers Dynasty, Lakers Dynasty ......"
Countless fans put aside their worries and shouted with cheers.
The staff held champagne and everyone sprayed joy.
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After the carnival ended, everyone returned to the locker room to take a shower, and Ai said: "I'll invite everyone to the bar in a while, and order any wine and beauty." Tiger, are you going? ”
Wu Hu glanced at Ai and said with a smile: "I'm very sorry!" Ai, it's not that I don't give you face. ”
Ai shrugged his shoulders, "I'm just asking, I know there's someone waiting for you, and there's more than one." ”
After discussing this issue with a group of scumbags in the altar world, Wu Hu changed his clothes and prepared to go home, and then the voice of the black mamba came from behind him.
"Tiger, wait, let's go!"
In the parking lot, Wa Nisha and Aunt Mei Zuan were waiting.
Little Gianna pounced on Wu Hu, "Master, let me see your trophy." ”
Wu Hu smiled: "Doesn't your daddy have it too?" And this trophy is exactly the same as the one at home, what's so nice about it? But he still handed over the trophy, "I'll give it to you, and when you grow up, I'll give one to Master." ”
"Hah...... Let's talk about it! ”
"Well, that's it!"
Wu Hu bumped fists with little Gianna, and then got into the black mamba's car, holding Gianna on his lap, and Aunt Meizuan and the others followed with Xiao Luo.
The entertainers who were squatting in the parking lot didn't take pictures of Wu Hu and Aunt Meizuan in the same car, and they felt a little regretful.
In fact, even if he didn't take the black mamba's car, Wu Hu wouldn't take the car of Aunt Meizuan and a few of them, in this regard, Wu Hu was still very careful.
Of course, even if he is photographed, he will not admit it.
"Corvo, do you have anything to say to me?"
"Well, what I want to say is that I'm also ready to play for another year next year and retire." Lao Ke smiled: "In addition, the boss told me that he would retire your jersey and give you a statue." ”
Wu Hu smiled: "Why didn't he tell me himself?" ”
"I guess I'm going to wait for you to give a retirement speech before I tell you!" Lao Ke smiled, and said at the end: "Yao also said that he was going to retire." ”
"If you all retire next year, then the Lakers will start rebuilding, and the boss's sister won't come back to fight him for power?"
That old aunt was hungry for him at the beginning!
It's a pity that this Aunt Jenny is not as charming as Aunt Fuguihua, and Wu Hu can't speak, so he can only thank Bu Min.
Lao Ke shook his head and said: "This kind of thing, we outsiders can't get involved, anyway, we are already about to retire, let them be!" ”
"By the way, what day is the Parade of Champions on? After that, I had to go back to China. ”
"It should be a week later! This year, we will also visit the flower planter's house, and I hope you will be okay then. ”
"Don't worry, I really don't have anything to do, and the work is after September. At most, it's just an occasional visit to the company......"
When Wu Hu returned home, it was already about twelve o'clock at night.
Except for Weiwei and the husky girl who didn't come back, mildew and widow sisters, Aunt Meizuan, and Xiao Luo are all there. Wu Hu looked tired, slumped on the sofa, ready to fool a few women to massage him for a while, what kind of hand and foot push, or even fierce push or something, give him all the whole thing, the main thing is one word - enjoy!
After all, after playing a good night game and achieving such a high achievement, can't you enjoy it anymore? Wu Hu still wants them to play music and dance!
As a result, the widow sister sat on top of him the next moment, and slid her fingers from his chest to his abdomen, "Tiger, are you finally feeling tired?" That night, were you okay? ”
Feeling her fingertips constantly stimulating her skin, Wu Hu's goosebumps stood up. She giggled, and began to shake through her clothes, and she looked so that they could only be willing to lose.
If Du Xiaoshuai saw this scene, he would definitely have to cry and faint in the toilet.
(End of chapter)