Chapter 113: A Serious Man
Kidney deficiency, this kind of condition is still very common, at least, Luo Yan has seen it many times.
Of course, he himself has absolutely no such pathology! His kidneys are not only not bad, but also full of color, round body, color, fragrance, and fried waist flowers make the teacher full of praise.
Enge was visibly stunned for a moment.
"You ......"
This disease was a little difficult to talk about, but Enge was an honest man, and after a moment of struggle, he nodded honestly.
"That's right, you're right, Dr. Lowe."
Kidney deficiency......
Enge is a professional doctor, he knows his hidden disease, and he has already taken everything lightly, so he just smiled bitterly, and his reaction was not intense.
The fierce reaction was instead the head of the Remnant Hand Village who had been sneering.
The sneer on his face froze, and the village chief bounced up as if he had been electrocuted, and he exclaimed:
"Impossible! How could you possibly be diagnosed! Impossible! ”
Not only him, but the rest of the villagers in the Remnant Hand Village also seemed to have seen a ghost, and for a while, they even forgot that they were perverted, and looked at Luo Yan in amazement.
He ...... Did he diagnose it? By taking the pulse? ”
"Incredible, incredible! This! Is the pulse so powerful? ”
"How is that possible! It's not scientific! ”
Hearing everyone's exclamations, Enge also remembered something, and the big fist-sized Kazlan's big eyes widened, and he looked at Luo Yan in disbelief.
"You actually used the pulse to diagnose it?!"
Luo Yan was a little dissatisfied.
What's going on? How can these people despise me so much?
You know my glorious achievements, no, my glorious exploits, glorious ...... In the past?
I've even treated Xiao Soft, and you actually think I won't be able to find a kidney deficiency?
Ignorant!
Although, kidney deficiency is relatively hidden, and it is difficult to see from the outside, but I am so fierce that I can detect abnormalities?
You think it's difficult to investigate, it's because your strength is not in place!
"Humph! Wonder is the daughter of ignorance. ”
Luo Yan clasped his hands to his chest in displeasure.
"I don't think you understand it at all, do you know how amazing and profound the knowledge of pulse is? Not to mention a small kidney deficiency, even if you are a disease like polio or stroke, I can know it clearly when I touch it! ”
He held his head high, with extraordinary confidence and pride.
It's something to be proud of.
At this time, Piao Piao saw that something was wrong and gently tugged at Luo Yan's sleeve.
"Masters, it seems, as if they were surprised, not your pulse technique......"
The village chief of the Remnant Hand Village stepped forward suddenly, raised Enge's left hand, pointed at Luo Yan, and said sharply:
"Did you take the pulse to diagnose him?"
Luo Yan snorted coldly and tilted his head to the side, extremely arrogant.
"So what?"
The village chief said angrily: "You take the pulse, don't you need a pulse?" Your grandma's legs! It's a prosthetic! Prosthetics! ”
As he spoke, he jerked, but Engel's left hand did not move.
The latter was a little embarrassed, and gently stretched out his right hand and pressed it on his left hand.
"Click!"
With a crisp sound, Eng removed the part below the forearm of his left hand.
It's really a prosthetic.
The prosthesis is delicate, and the inside is a machine with intricate magical patterns painted on it, and even after it is removed, the internal mechanism of the prosthesis is still running.
Such a delicate product of magic and mechanical technology is very flexible, even if it is not as flexible as Enge's original hand, it may be more flexible than ordinary people.
But, no matter how amazing it is, it's a prosthetic leg, cold, hard, with no pulse, no temperature.
The village chief was furious and shouted:
"Can you diagnose him with kidney deficiency and not find that Enge has no pulse? How did you diagnose it? ”
Luo Yan was also angry.
"What do you mean? Do you doubt my medical skills? ”
Village Chief: "Isn't that doubtful?!" ”
"You know what! Something as weak as a pulse can easily be overlooked, okay? I just care about his kidney deficiency, who cares if he has a pulse or not! ”
It's outrageous! Isn't it normal to be accidentally ignored as a trivial matter like having no pulse? Isn't it reasonable?
Luo Yan is straightforward.
His voice was so loud and loud that many villagers in the village felt that it was not unreasonable.
After all, it is already the consensus of everyone that it makes sense to be loud.
They discussed in a low voice:
"It's not impossible, eh......"
"yes, after all, it's easy to ignore the pulse, especially when you need to pay your full attention."
"Hmm...... Kind of makes sense, I believe it. ”
When the village chief heard these words, he was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.
"It's not! What do you think? No pulse or a trifle? How do you become doctors? How can he take his pulse if he doesn't have a pulse?! Guess?! ”
Luo Yan sneered.
"I can see that you can't afford to lose, can you?"
The village chief shouted: "What can't you afford to lose! You make it clear! You don't even know he's a prosthetic, how do you take the pulse!? ”
Luo Yan raised his head.
"Take the pulse, you don't understand!"
"Me!"
The village chief is going to be angry.
His anger was not only because of Luo Yan's strangeness, but also because those villagers were actually talking to Luo Yan!
He felt that his authority had been challenged! It's a tough challenge!
Luo Yan was proud, and crossed his waist with a sigh.
"I can't afford to lose!"
"Nonsense!"
"I can't afford to lose!"
"Nonsense!"
"I can't afford to lose!"
"You! Phew! ”
In a hurry, the village chief couldn't bear it anymore, and sprayed a mouthful of saliva on Luo Yan's face.
He is a ghost, but he can switch back and forth between the virtual and the real, and when this mouthful of saliva spurts out, it turns into substance and smashes firmly on Luo Yan's proud face.
"Ahh You! ”
Luo Yan was instantly furious.
This anger was not trivial, and his whole body was released, and he was murderous in an instant.
In a fit of rage, he poured a mouthful of the manifestation potion into his mouth, and then slammed it towards the village chief. Spit.
"Whew!"
This mouthful was sufficient, full of strength, and the village chief's face hurt when he smashed it.
“!!!”
The latter touched his face, and after a brief moment of stunned, he became even more angry.
So, he didn't hesitate to spit back.
It was impossible for Luo Yan to suffer, he brazenly launched a counterattack.
He is an absolutely calm person, even if he is angry, he does not forget to use his advantages to suddenly launch a flesh cataclysm, turning most of his brain into salivary glands.
Therefore, this mouthful of saliva was so powerful that the cannonball was like a cannonball, which not only confused the village chief's face, but also sprayed him on his head.
The village chief floated up from the ground, and he didn't care about wiping the saliva off his face, so he desperately returned a painless bite to Luo Yan.
The two of you come and go, and the battle is fierce.
People in the Remnant Village: "......"
The village chief is really a pervert......
Under the dark red sky, Luo Yan and the village chief, one like a big puff mushroom and the other like a pea shooter, kept attacking each other, and the battle was unprecedentedly fierce, affecting many people.
Even Piao Piao screamed to dodge, not daring to approach the battlefield.
It's horrible! It's horrible!
It's terrible for a man to get serious!