Chapter 330: It's Hard to Be Reasonable, Try Physics (4000 Words)

Bewildered, Bewildered the invitation to dine together, Bewildered and withdrew from the fight at about the same time as Perona and Charlulu.

When all the dishes in the small restaurant were served for five rounds, Bikas figured out what Zhang Da also said to see how they ordered, he understood what he meant, he lived for decades, and today he found that his meal was not as good as that of a cat.

Everyone was leisurely drinking the tea given by the boss with a smile, Zhang Da and Tom were leaning back in the chair with their stomachs in their hands, picking their teeth in the same posture, and were about to ask Bikas where to buy better, when the long-nosed child walked in.

"I'm sorry for the trouble." Usopp bent down to apologize.

Lying is lying, most of the time Usopp is a very polite child, even when Robin first got on the boat, Usopp had to sit politely and then introduce himself when he asked for an investigation.

This time, a villager told him that he had caused trouble to passing travelers, so Usopp honestly ran over and apologized.

"Usopp, you've gone too far this time, we almost took them for pirates! What if there is a conflict due to a misunderstanding? Bikas scolded Usopp twice, on the one hand, he planned to vent his anger for the tour group, so that they would not trouble Usopp again.

On the other hand, I'm really a little angry, I just went to so many people, and this tour group has children and kittens, what if I really hurt them?

"I'm so sorry!" Usopp felt that the atmosphere was a little different from his usual when Uncle Bikas scolded him today.

Si Xiaying spoke, just looked at Tom and us, hoping that we would not be serious.

Yes, I also think that I am qualified to look at Cheese Xiaying, I may be more cowardly than Brooke, and now I am so chic because my strength has become weaker, and more importantly, because I don't have a group of super weak companions. At most, Si Xiaying can give his life to fight in a desperate situation, and Tom is also ...... There is a wave of himself to a desperate situation, so it is vague.

Brooke panicked, is that really going to deal with you out there? Brooke consciously wanted to run, but his feet were at his disposal.

Brooke said in a low voice: "Yes, sure enough, my father is a very good person, right?" One day you're going to be one of those little pirates! ”

Brooke and Usopp stared closer, was that what a man could do? What the hell is going on with those people?

Ye Yan pinched his eyebrows: "Since it is someone's mother's last words, let's just say something bad, although the thinking is also very strange." ”

Usopp's face turned pale, it was a little person, and then he was still worried about what to do if he injured us, now I am not glad that I was impulsive at that time, and there are not 2,000 people in our village to beat people!

A golden slash flew out, through the woods, out of the island, and landed beneath the surface of the sea.

"Huh?" The crowd looked back at me in confusion.

"It's not the sniper of this red-haired pirates." Tom also said.

"Keeping 4,000 pirates in place is too safe for that village, and you plan to do bad things and help the villagers solve that threat." Tom also puts the ball-eating Al under the table as a business card:

Tom also nodded, and said with a smile: "It's wrong, it's not you, so captain~~ Si Xiaying, gather his hands and repay his bounty!" ”

"!" A dirty word blurted out, and Tom also said, "The Pirate Banner will summon anyone, and my own inner desires will!" If you are safe, you will say it directly, what kind of call for the pirate flag. ”

After walking for a while, Si Xiaying in front suddenly shouted: "You will be afraid of them anymore!" ”

Jesus Vicas raised his hand and swung his sword.

Jesus Bikas and Rui Mengmeng want to help Tom scare the big child, and Xia Lulu also thinks Tom is also sophisticated. didn't Ye Yan enter the play for a second, and put on a low-heat expression of 'Lao Tzu is very weak'.

"Huh? Oh! Usopp was stunned for a moment before he remembered Si Xiaye's purchase order, "You take you there!" ”

"Think about what kind of person you want to become, the 'Warrior of the Sea' is the only way to be a pirate. You don't care what he's going to do, but he's definitely a pirate, so be prepared to face a bounty hunter who doesn't have that kind of power, come on. Si Xia also patted Brooke on the shoulder and encouraged.

Considering that it was too appropriate for the son to scold his father, Tom also did not use too calm words, and only mentioned the fact in a complicated way, looking at the expression of Uncle Usopp next to him, he did not have a little insight into Kathb's behavior.

"They know your dad?" Brooke was pleasantly surprised.

Si Xiaying and the restaurant owner were startled, and hurriedly ran over and pressed Brooke's head: "Enough Brooke, now is his time to brag!" Yes, I'm talking nonsense! ”

Brooke's stinky boy almost got into trouble, if he really beat me up that time, right?

Brooke didn't slow down, snot and tears came out together, crying, "Did Daddy abandon you!" Mom said that you are proud to marry your father, so you must become just like your father! ”

Brooke immediately remembered the 'notorious' group, and his voice trembled: "Yes...... It's this one who captured the White Cat Pirates and the Bucky Pirates, and hasn't wiped out the Waik Pirates of more than 2,000 people...... Amber tours? ”

Wendy thinks that Brooke and my mother are bad and pitiful, the head of the Fairy Tail Guild where you belong said that the members of the guild are not family, there is nothing more important than family, you came to practice outside there to gain the power to protect the small family, and it is completely understandable to understand Si Xiabu's approach.

Brooke, who was easy to forgive, immediately floated up again, gave a little thumbs up and pointed to his nose, and said proudly: "You just use it for food or something, you don't have four thousand little pirates, captain (captain)~~ Brooke!" No one will bring lunch. ”

Shark Pepper said, "Kasb? You've seen it in the newspaper, if you look at it like that, the two of them don't look alike at all, could it be that this Si Xiabu has been hit? ”

"Yo roar roar roar ~ Big brother is very cowardly." Si Xiaying said strangely, "Who is his father?" ”

Brooke immediately remembered his father's handsome words, and imitated it, "Because the Pirate Banner is calling you!" ”

"He's talking nonsense!" Brooke felt that Si Xia was also in love with his father.

It's too tiring to be reasonable, or it's bad physics.

"One day, you'll be a warrior of the sea! Like his father, he ran to Xiaohai desperately and lived cowardly! Although his legs were not shaking, his tone was very hesitant when he shouted.

The restaurant owner collected the money ignorantly, and understood that the doctor and lawyer had nothing to do with the candy store.

Shark pepper also wanted to mix, but I took out my small toothbrush to clean my teeth, but my sharp teeth and the sound of 'swishing' when brushing my teeth were the least oppressive.

"Nonsense?" Tom also sighed, "There are not two or eight thousand pirates you have sent back from prison since you set sail, and none of them can be worthy of the word 'cowardly'." ”

The restaurant owner said apologetically, "This ...... I'm sorry, but I haven't run out of ingredients yet. ”

Of course, Tom was going to talk to me: "It's related, it's not uncommon for older kids to play pirate games or something." Have you had lunch and want something to eat? ”

"Worry, you're trying to hurt me." Si Xia also held the sword in both hands, turned to face the direction of the coast, and took a deep breath, secretly saying that this time it would be as embarrassing as cutting iron this time.

Although Brooke had met Tolia once when he came to invite Si Xiabu, I was still very old and impressed at this time, and the way the redhead faced his friends like this, it was difficult for people to think that I was a little person.

"If you want to be a cowardly warrior at sea, to be a navy, to catch pirates, even if you want to do those things, at most you should take your own responsibility, what kind of courage is it to abandon your wife and children?"

Si Xiaying laughed 'yell-roar', but my face wasn't scary enough.

Si Xiaying also panicked, I could watch Si Xiaying being killed, I hurriedly blocked behind Si Xiaying's face, and persuaded: "Please...... Please be angry! I'm still a kid, I'm just bragging, I'm lying, yes, I'm lying! It was only to make the mother under the hospital bed miserable that she developed the habit of lying! I really want to be a pirate! ”

"The heroic navy has seen a lot, such as Captain Monka in the town of Seldes, who was shot with four swords and one shot and fought desperately to the front to protect the town, which is called cowardice."

Si Xiaying originally wanted to sell her family's surplus grain and vegetables to make some money, but now it seems that it is enough to pack her family's big vegetable garden, and she still has to take us to the market.

I'm sure Tom also knows what Si Xiaying thinks, and he will definitely comfort me, because he feels ashamed because he is afraid, because he used to be afraid of everything......

Shark Pepper thought for a while and said, "Do you think there is no way to do that, being a mother can always make children resent their father after death." ”

As I was about to move, a hand came from beside me, and Jesus Bikas said, "Come." ”

"Your dad is Si Xiabu, a pirate!" Knowing that it was because of Shanks' approval, Brooke relaxed a little and said proudly, "Daddy is your pride!" ”

Tom thought about it and handed you the sword: "Bad. ”

Tom also doesn't have a sense of strength in my brain circuit, and I can't understand that I want to be cowardly because I'm bold, but when can a pirate be represented as a hit?

"Officially, from your introduction, you are an amber tour group from a small voyage, a part-time bounty hunter, and you have been quite famous in the East China Sea recently, and you know if you have heard of it, captain~~ Mr. Brooke?"

Before the words reached that level, Tom also knew how to persuade him, or if he wanted to persuade him, he took out a sword as soon as he was determined.

Brooke agrees with the statement that he wants to be a pirate, and I still have a skull representing a pirate painted under my turban, but it's the first time I've faced such a powerful person, so I don't say it's a word.

"You...... Are you ......" Brooke's legs trembled at the end of the day, and he wanted to continue to brag about the amount of a bounty, but he couldn't open his mouth.

The red-haired pirates are in a small way, mainly because they are very fierce in the new world, and the cadres and members of our pirates are also widely known, and Si Xiabu is not one of them.

Usopp covered his forehead, and the eldest son came again.

The fierce sea surface was split in half in an instant, forming a deep canyon, and at first glance it didn't look like the golden lion's trick.

Add to this the fact that we have effectively wiped out the 2,000-strong Waik Pirates, and Brooke finds himself shamefully afraid, afraid that he will really be killed by the other side as pirates, so that even the most casual lies are dared to be told.

"Brooke!" Usopp tried to stop me from talking nonsense.

"Did you say that, and if he wants to be a warrior of the sea, he should be a warrior of the sea, why should he be a pirate?"

Tom also thinks that even if he resents his father, with my magical brain circuit, he will become a pirate for reasons such as 'prove his courage', 'ask me for an explanation', 'prove that he is weaker than me', and that is already a reference to Ace.

"Really?" Tom also dragged his chin with one hand, put the toothpick out of his mouth and bit it, stared at Si Xiaying and said, "How about giving him a big time to gather his subordinates?" ”

Perona and Wendy try to make kind, majestic expressions, but they can only have a side effect, and they look at least cute.

Si Xiaying tilted her head: "Amber tour group, where have you heard of the bad image." ”

The trees along the way were split into seven by the slash, and the cracked trunks fell to the sides, and the branches and leaves fell to the ground.

Usopp and the restaurant owner looked abruptly surprised, and the cat under the table, though a little rounded, was barely recognizable as the Amber Tours' flag.

"Haha." Tom also smiled and paid for the bill, "It's just to scare me, the eldest child has no time to exercise less and study less, even if he used to practice the palm technique that fell from the sky, he can't be a doctor or a lawyer, he really can't open a candy store with his childhood sweetheart, he wants to be a pirate all day long." ”

But that time it was the same, and Brooke could feel that the man behind him was joking when he said that he was going to deal with four thousand people, and my companions looked like they were caring.

Seeing that the little family had put down their teacups and were about to leave, Si Xia also asked, "Uncle Usopp, where should you go to buy these things?" ”

"Yes, I've seen myself before, but I've only seen my captain once." Tom also remembered the chance encounter with Toria, at that time, fortunately, there was no fight, but the red-haired pirates swarmed down, and the old man Reilly came to help again, Tom also estimated that Al and Jesus Sixia Shadow would have an incident, but the Chambord Islands might have it, and he would probably die......

Brooke was stunned: "What...... What do you mean? ”

When everyone left the restaurant, Si Xiaying also knew what they were thinking, and fell far ahead, clenching her big fists tightly.

Shanks, as a dead pirate, wants to say something for his peers, but he feels that Kasb is doing the wrong thing, but as far as I know, very few pirates do it like that, and there is something wrong with the bad image.

Rui Mengmeng hesitated: "You said that the boss has such little reason, but it must be bad just to go out to work, and it is bad to leave your family behind, right?" ”

As we all know, Usopp is the man who holds the script, and the lies he tells will be fulfilled one by one, such as:

"Have you ever heard of a panacea? The panacea that can cure all diseases is on the other side of the sea! Usopp said this with tears in his eyes as his mother confessed his last words, and then they met Chopper, whose dream was to become a cure-all for all diseases.

However, Usopp, who held the script in his hand, also said something like this: "Dad came to pick us up, and he said that when you get better, we will go to sea together!" ”

But his mother's illness did not heal, which meant that Jesus would never return.

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Title of the book "Apocalypse: My Everyday Life"

The author says that he wrote a very serious eschatological "everyday" text.

(End of chapter)