Chapter 951: Haven't you heard that Lao Tzu also punched the Nanshan Nursing Home?

When the time came to April, on the day when Tie Tie's role was completed, a strong news was exposed on the Internet. In the evening, Tie Tie also learned the movements of others, stretched out a slender finger, and pointed to Wu Hu's Ruyi golden hoop stick.

Xiao Luo on the side couldn't help but sneer when he saw it, shook his head and said, "Sister Tietie, your actions don't have the charm of a family at all, especially your demeanor is not enough." ”

Wu Hu smiled: "If you just say that you are not debauched enough, you won't get it!" ”

That's right, that exciting news is the legendary one-finger Zen magic incident, Bai Baihe after years of cultivation, finally achieved great success, and one finger popped out to the world.

It was spread on the Internet, and even when Wu Hu and them were off work, Yu Ji came to block them and asked him what he thought about this matter.

What can Wu Hu think? He played more than they did, and they might only have ten steps, but he had walked a hundred.

Of course, compared with people who run a thousand steps, his gap is still quite obvious.

For example, the tricks that the rich Siamese tycoon invited him to play.

At the beginning, after Wu Hu refused the dance scene, the Siamese tycoon asked Wu Hu again, saying that he was going to see a certain island, but Wu Hu still refused.

Wu Hu was very skeptical, did this girl want to take him to the legendary island that could be punished if he mentioned it? But in the end, he gave up on this idea of punishability.

Life is already beautiful, if you don't do it, you won't die!

After being rejected by Wu Hu twice in a row, this Siamese rich brother also knew Wu Hu's bottom line, so he didn't invite him to participate in exciting games anymore.

This made Wu Hu breathe a sigh of relief, and at the same time, he was a little stunned, as if he had lost several small goals invisibly.

Wu Hu, who is a serious person on the surface, naturally does not leave a false mouth, so he refuses to express any opinions on the grounds that he does not know the truth of the matter, after all, he is not a discipline inspection committee in the circle.

It's better to ask Principal Xiao Wang if you ask him!

Principal Xiao Wang is more in this time and space than in another time and space, with the prosperity of Xiaohu Technology, while holding Wu Hu's thigh, he followed Wu Hu to invest in a knife company, and his net worth now has one or two hundred small goals.

When he goes public one day, it is estimated that his net worth will usher in a round of skyrocketing.

If it weren't for someone like Wu Hu, he would definitely be the most promising one of the post-80s generation, although he was because he had a good father.

But similar to another time and space, Principal Xiao Wang also dared to say that he never said Wu Hu, after all, Wu Hu was his thigh.

But not expressing their opinions does not mean that they will not discuss and complain in private.

Xiao Luo shook his head and sighed lightly, "That Brother Chen is so miserable when he is green!" I used to like their songs. As she spoke, she looked at Wu Hu again, "I remember when I was in high school, you also liked their song "Cold to the End"! ”

Wu Hu smiled: "I don't just like one song "Cold to the End", many of their songs I like very much......"

"That's right! I still remember that you sang the song "The Most Beautiful" with Banhua. ”

“……”

Wu Hu was a little speechless, "Why do you remember things so clearly so early?" ”

"Hey, in a hurry? I won't have any contact with Banhua! ”

"Other people's children are in elementary school, what do you mean by saying this?"

"You really remember people, even their children know that they are in elementary school."

“……”

Seeing Wu Hu rolling his eyes speechlessly, Tie Tie couldn't help laughing.

Xiao Luo looked at her, and then said: "This woman is also bold, in broad daylight, isn't she afraid of being secretly photographed?" Now it's really been photographed! ”

Wu Hu said with a smile; "So! Don't be too embarrassed, the sky is crazy and there is rain, and people are crazy and woe! Isn't it good to keep a low profile? What can't you do behind closed doors? ”

Then Tie Tie and Xiao Luo gave him a slap in the eye at the same time with a tacit understanding, because Wu Hu did this, he was serious outside, and his true form was revealed at home.

Tie Tie sighed lightly, "This is the price of being an artist!" I guess this woman is difficult. ”

Wu Hu smiled: "When the wind passes, what should you do, look at it!" Tomorrow's public relations will definitely say that she has already secretly agreed to divorce her husband, and for single people, everyone can only accuse her of being bold and dissolute, and she can't say that she is unfaithful to her marriage. ”

Xiao Luo was puzzled: "They won't really be divorced, right?" ”

Wu Hu shrugged, "Who knows, I don't know her well, if I were Teacher Chen, I would definitely be divorced, or I wouldn't be able to take off the hat on my head." The worst thing about a man is that his head is green, but he can't wash it off. ”

Tie Tie asked, "Don't they already have children?" ”

Wu Hu nodded and said, "So! I don't know what their children will think when they grow up and see these revelations from their mothers. ”

Saying that, Wu Hu shook his head again, and then remembered that there are still a lot of melons in the entertainment industry this year.

This is something that Wu Hu once wanted to do, but in the end it couldn't be done. Of course, later it became a script with Yahuazi and Tietie.

In the same month, Zhou Bobo, who claimed to be the founder of the Shanghai School of Qingkou, was arrested in Bald Eagle. Guo Dagang, who had a dispute with him about elegance and vulgarity, almost laughed off his teeth.

Now there is another finger Zen incident, and then there will be Guo Xiaosi who was exposed to problems with his orientation and Li Xiaolu's washing, cutting and blowing incident with tens of thousands of skins.

These incidents are quite sensational, especially the washing, cutting and blowing incident, which makes even the words 'do hair' in the back full of strange colors.

"Forget it, don't eat melons, Tie Tie will have to go back tomorrow to do publicity, let's rest early!" Wu Hu said, stretched out his hand and hugged Tie Tie horizontally, "Husband will reward you well at night, and I won't see you again until a while." ”

Tie Tie breathed for a moment, and looked at him with watery eyes.

……

The next day, because of the finale banquet held for Tietie the night before, everyone drank a lot, so Wu Hu gave everyone a day off.

When he got up in the morning, Wu Hu sent Tietie to the airport, got on a private jet, and flew back to the capital directly, where he joined the main creators of the "Pretender" crew and entered the state of publicity.

The drama "The Pretender" will be broadcast on Labor Day, and the publicity has already begun, and it will be premiered by Beijing TV and Tomato TV.

This drama is also New World Media's annual drama this year.

Although "Three Lives and Three Worlds" has been scheduled to start filming next month, it is obviously not in time to be broadcast this year, and the publicity resources can be tilted to "The Pretender".

On the other hand, as Wu Hu 'guessed', Miss Bai's public relations revealed that Miss Bai and Mr. Chen had secretly divorced for many years, and that Mr. Model was just Miss Bai's boyfriend, and things were as simple as that.

Many people doubt the truth of this matter, but it is useless, the husband and wife insist that you are not the parties, you have to be suspicious, come up with evidence!

Whoever asserts it, who adduces evidence!

Netizens have evidence of a ghost!

And on this day, Jackma called Wu Hu and asked if Wu Hu could go and beat him up, because he was going to make a martial arts movie.

Of course, the other party's original words were not like that, Jackma just said that he wanted to invite Wu Hu to participate in a movie starring him.

As soon as he heard that it was his movie, Wu Hu thought of the "Gong Shou Dao", so after a little translation, isn't that what it means!

After all, this is the story of Jack Ma in order to realize his martial arts dream, and with his money ability, he beat the invincible opponents in the circle. Action stars from the mainland, Xiangjiang, and even Siam have been invited by him, and now they have come to invite him to someone.

In fact, Jack Ma didn't want to invite Wu Hu, after all, Wu Hu's status was not much worse than him, and he was even much more famous than him. But he Wu is the most powerful action superstar in the circle, and he is a boxing king who can beat all the world's boxing champions in the ring.

If such a superstar does not participate in his movie, it will be a pity for both him and the audience, so Jackma had to invite Wu Hu to participate.

Wu Hu really wants to say that you are insane! Lao Tzu has more wealth than you, where did you get the face to let me beat you? Don't think that you can rely on the old and sell the old when you are older, haven't you heard that Lao Tzu also punched the Nanshan Nursing Home?

Just when Wu Hu was about to reject him, he said: "You play my junior brother in the play, and the script is like this......"

Listening to Jack Ma's story, Wu Hu couldn't help but roll his eyes, and said at the end: "I'm afraid not, I'm out of shape now in order to shoot this drama, and I have to lose weight when I turn around." Didn't you say before that you didn't invite your eldest brother! I'm fine without one! And if I tie with you in the play, won't it weaken your prestige! ”

In the other party's script, Wu Hu, the junior brother of Master Ma, did draw with him. This is a plot that the other party feels that Wu Hu will not agree to be defeated under him, so he deliberately added a plot, and in the version of "Attacking and Defending the Road" that Wu Hu has watched, there is no such plot at all. To put it simply, it's a plot added to pull him in.

Even if it is a tie with the other party, it can be regarded as achieving Jack Ma's prestige, and there is no need to do this kind of thing!

Hearing Wu Hu prevaricate himself with his distorted figure, Jackma directly picked up the conversation, "It doesn't matter, I'll wait for you for as long as I want!" ”

Wu Hu thought that Jackma was a smart person, but he didn't expect to pretend to be stupid.

Wu Hu thought for a while and said: "If you change my role in the script to the final boss of the gatekeeper, and then you are scared by my strength, and finally don't fight me, change it to drink with me under the moon, sit and talk, and I will participate in ......."

"Deal!" Jackma replied directly: "As long as you can come!" ”

Jackma's answer so simply made Wu Hu a little stunned, regretting that he didn't make a request to beat the other party. I didn't know I made this request...... That's definitely no fun, how could Jack Maduo pretend to be a big one, how could he let him pretend to be this big one.

This final sitting and talking is already the limit of what Jack Ma can accept.

Sure enough, Jackma smiled: "Fat Tiger, your proposal is very good, and you are the only one who has the qualifications to sit with me." ”

Look, what a pretending to be like!

Regard others as local chickens and dogs, and sell the first generation!

But if in terms of money ability, among the people he invited, only Wu Hu could be on an equal footing with him.

Everyone else had to succumb to his money.

Although some people agreed to it for the sake of the face of the Kung Fu Emperor, and even starred for free, it is difficult to say that it is not because of Jack Ma's money ability that is secretly troubled.

In this way, Wu Hu felt that he had somehow gotten on the thief ship.

Subconsciously, Wu Hu felt that he should keep his distance from Jackma, after all, Jackma's future 'ant suit' was a thunder.

And, of course, there's the university next to that lake.

What Jackma wants to do, a discerning person can guess more or less if he looks closely.

Why would the future Jack Ma be so low-key, completely different from the current one?

In the flower planter, there is no such thing as a good person. No matter how good you are, you have to abide by the rules, otherwise people will let you understand what my rules are rules every minute.

The banknote ability is very strong, but the strong have their own strong hand.

To put it simply, keeping a low profile is king.

Don't jump, jump high and fall hard!

"Jack Ma wants to make a movie?"

Today, the two people who don't have to go out will rest at home, and when Wu Hu answered the phone and greeted Jack Ma before, Xiao Luo also heard it.

It's no wonder that Xiao Luo was shocked, after all, Jackma is engaged in e-commerce, although Ahri also has his own film and television company under his name, and also invests in film and television dramas, but Jackma himself went to make movies, no matter how you look at it, it feels a little nonsensical.

There's nothing wrong with Jack Ma being famous, but does he know acting? He's not handsome, will everyone be willing to watch his movies?

"Isn't that incredible?" Wu Hu laughed.

"It's more incredible than when you used to play basketball, at least your athleticism is top-notch, but Jack Ma is not handsome, watch him play a clown?"

"Tsk! Your words are a bit hurtful, although people are not good-eyed, but they are also close to hundreds of millions of people, how can you say that people are clowns! ”

"Also, it's more than enough to play an alien." Xiao Luo nodded, "He doesn't really want to make a sci-fi movie and then play the alien protagonist himself!" ”

Wu Hu stretched out his hand and tapped her head, "Don't be so rich in imagination, that guy is just playing a ticket, recruiting domestic and foreign action superstars, and getting addicted to martial arts masters." ”

Xiao Luo blinked wide, "You mean, he wants to pretend to be in front of these action superstars?" Then you still promised him to star? ”

"Let's see if he lies to me! I'm saying now that I'm going to sit down with him and talk about it, but who knows what he's going to do in the end? If he dares to pit me, I will really beat him up when the time comes, and see who is cheating whom. ”

“……”

(End of chapter)