Chapter 964: Xiao Wang, What Fruit Bowl Did You Order for Tiger?
Seeing Wu Hu refuse Lao Ma's invitation to eat and leave with Xiao Luo in the car, Lao Ma and the Kung Fu Emperor couldn't help but sigh silently.
Then Lao Ma asked: "You say, martial arts really has the realm of a grandmaster?" Has he arrived? ”
The Kung Fu Emperor shook his head, "I don't know, but there shouldn't be any problem with calling him a grandmaster, this guy is too strong." Everyone calls me the Emperor of Kung Fu, but in front of him, I really can't afford this title, it's too embarrassing. ”
Lao Ma smiled and sighed softly, "I didn't believe in any genius before, but when I saw him, I found that I had to believe it." I've been practicing Tai Chi for almost 20 years, but I feel like I've just learned the routines compared to him. ”
The Kung Fu Emperor smiled bitterly, "Don't sigh, I practiced martial arts at the age of 8, and now I have been practicing for more than 40 years, but I can't even enter the house." ”
Even, he used to think that whether that realm existed or not.
But after seeing the methods that Wu Hu showed today, he was already convinced of the existence of that realm, or he really couldn't explain why Wu Hu was so strong.
"It's a pity that he refused to join our Defensive Attack Culture Communication Company."
Lao Ma felt a little pity, if Wu Hu joined, then this company that promoted Taijiquan would definitely be more attractive, because Wu Hu's Taijiquan was attractive enough.
But Wu Hu knows what happened in another time and space, and knows what Lao Ma will do in the future that causes disgust among netizens.
When 'Daddy Ma' becomes a 'capital horse' step by step, it's not right, he has always been a 'capital horse', but the performance was not very obvious at the beginning, and everyone didn't see it clearly.
When everyone gradually recognized him, the fate of the old horse was already doomed, so it was better to stay away from this old horse.
and participated in the filming of "Gong Shou Dao", and the purpose of pretending to be in front of the old horse was also achieved.
In that case, there is no need to continue to mix in other things.
On the day he left Yinkeng Bamboo Forest, Wu Hu got on the plane directly and flew to the foot basin chicken hot spring, because Ouch Little Sister and the deer in the forest, as well as Sika were all there.
The deer in the forest went to the footpot chicken with the team to do activities, and the little sister and Sika missed Wu Hu, and Wu Hu was not good at going to the Kimchi Peninsula, so he had to make an appointment with the footpot chicken.
Then, in the footbasin chicken territory, Wu Hu saw the other seven in the thigh era.
Looking at these 'big and small sisters-in-law', Wu Hu felt like a starling who accidentally fell into the Pansi Cave, constantly accepting verbal teasing from them.
Not to mention, in Wu Hu's opinion, these long legs seem to be very OK no matter which one they are! The appearance is selected, the figure is spicy enough, and there is a fame bonus.
Especially the youngest one, the little sister who is affectionately called 'Xianbao' by her fans, gives people a feeling of being a good bully.
Listening to the sweet and greasy 'Oba' in my ears, my nose is full of all kinds of good smells, and it is a little difficult not to be confused.
In the face of this scene, it is really not good to mock those men who can't walk when they see them, try another man, and they will definitely be ape-like, even worse than him.
If it was before, Wu Hu would probably take the opportunity to mingle with them, and then see how many girlfriends could be developed among them in the end.
But now, this kind of thinking has faded a lot, after all, the appearance of this team has been won by him, and the rest feels indifferent.
I promised Yahuazi those things, but there was another Aunt Fuguihua, and this hasn't been solved yet! If there are more of these little sisters, it will be impossible to tell.
What's more, there is also a little sister who is also jealous, and the meat tongs on his waist always remind him not to be happy.
Eating, drinking, and having fun, everything is paid for by Wu Gongzi, although the little sisters don't care much about this money, but Wu Hu's attitude, they like it very much.
In fact, they had already learned from their sisters how generous Wu Hu was, and some of them even wanted to replace him. But when Wu Hu turned a deaf ear to some of their little temptations, they knew that Wu Hu had no idea of adding a girlfriend.
People who were born in a place like the Kimchi Peninsula, although they were a little surprised by Wu Hu's situation, they were not completely unable to accept love.
After all, some chaebols play more than him, not to mention changing brides every night, but constantly changing fresh fruit plates, which is also something that everyone knows.
And those people seem to be generous, but compared with Wu Hu, they are far behind. No chaebol who comes out to play will give away the company's shares.
In the eyes of those plutocrats, they are just a commodity that can be discarded at any time.
In contrast, Wu Hu is not only good-looking, talented, and generous, but also able to protect them from being harassed by other men, everything is the best choice.
It is better to follow such a man than to be cheaper than other men.
There is no shortage of men to chase excellent women, and there is no shortage of women to stare at excellent men.
But unfortunately, Wu Hu never gave them a chance.
After staying on Foot Basin Chicken Island for about a week, Wu Hu went to Bald Eagle, a new round of concerts is about to start, and he can't continue to stay in this gentle township.
In late July, Wu Hu came to the city of bald eagle angels, Wu Hu's parents who came to Bald Eagle before, have followed a few daughters-in-law and grandchildren, traveled in the land of bald eagles, and now they have gone to Ai Weier's hometown of Beaver Country.
When Wu Hu's concert began, Ai Weier left her daughter Alice to her grandparents and grandparents on the pretext of being Wu Hu's assistant singer, and came back alone.
Mildew also stopped what she was doing and came to be a guest singer, and also brought in some of her best friends to help, such as Rihanna, Selina Gomez and so on.
The widow sister who has finished filming 'Avengers 3' also came with the husky girl.
The appearance of these women instantly made those entertainers crazy, and they interviewed them one after another, and most of the questions were related to their relationship.
Many people have found that since they have known Wu Hu, it seems that there has been no scandal on them, and Aunt Meizuan and Ai Weier will not talk about it, after all, they have become mothers. Although they asked them who the father of the child was, they did not say it directly, but judging from the child's appearance, they knew that the child's father must be Wu Hu without asking.
This matter is already a tacit secret between the flower planter and the bald eagle, but the person concerned never gives a positive answer.
In Bald Eagle, this kind of situation of having an illegitimate child is too common, too common, and everyone has long been surprised.
But the reputation of the widow sister and the mildew is too great, and the result is not clear with Wu Hu, which really makes the otaku on the bald eagle's side a little unhappy.
"Mildew, how is your romance with Tiger going? You've been chasing him for years! Still won't agree to your pursuit? ”
"I think we're on good terms now, and I like to keep my life like I am with him." ”
"But then, mildew, how do you maintain your sex life?"
The entertainment on the bald eagle's side is quite direct and bold to ask questions, and this kind of question is absolutely impossible to appear so blatantly in the flower planter.
Mildew couldn't help laughing when he heard this, and at the end he covered his mouth again, his eyes widened, and he looked left and right, "Can this kind of question be discussed loudly here?" ”
When the other entertainers heard this, they immediately nodded their heads, indicating that they didn't mind.
As a result, Mildew came directly to say, "Oh no! I refuse! ”
He didn't want the video of this scene to appear in front of Wu Hu's parents, she knew very well how conservative the old man of the flower family was. In their opinion, this kind of behavior is too dissolute.
The widow sister and the husky girl also have the same experience, and they are also facing various sieges and inquiries from the entertainment reporters. After asking about their current relationship with Wu Hu, they asked, "Scarlett, have you ever thought about having a little baby with Tiger like Averl?" ”
Originally, everyone didn't expect the widow sister to give them any decent answers, but they heard her say: "I did think about learning something from him, you know, Tiger's genes are too good, and I also hope that my future children can be better." Now that the filming of 'Avengers 3' has been completed, and I have time, I think I will put it into action. ”
“……”
For a while, everyone wondered if their ears had heard it wrong.
When the widow sister was about to leave, someone asked, "Scarlett, is this true?" ”
The widow turned around and shrugged her shoulders and spread her hands, "Why am I lying to you? Don't be too surprised if I get pregnant one day, because that means my plan has worked. ”
Hearing Sister Widow's answer, Du Xiaoshuai, who is now on vacation, and is now watching the live broadcast of Douyin, directly hugged his head and shouted, 'Oh no'.
He thinks his genes are also very strong! If the widow sister wants strong genes, why not come to herself? Is Tiger as tall as me? Not at all!
Du Xiaoshuai cried and fainted in the toilet again.
After the widowed sister, the husky girl also said that she also had this idea. She even said that as far as she knows, there are many women who think this way.
Then the entertainment reporters asked some actresses who came to listen to Wu Hu's concert, and asked them if they wanted to have a descendant with Tiger if they had the opportunity?
Then the actresses looked at Yu Ji who asked the question with bright eyes, "Do you have a way for me to have a child with Tiger?" Are you sure? ”
“……”
Although I want to scold my mother, I have to admit that Tiger is indeed very powerful, his talent and appearance, and even his motor nerves are in the top ranks, and it is too normal for such a man to have women staring at his strong genes.
When you think about the Madonna of the past, it is not difficult to understand why some women think this way.
Moreover, if you have descendants with Wu Hu, you will have a certain inheritance right, and you can go to Wu Hu to ask for family property in the future, and you can kill birds with one stone! Why not?
Wu Hu's round of concerts, the first one was at the Staples Center in the City of Angels, outside the gate of this gymnasium, you can also see the statue of Wu Hu, as one of the Lakers' meritorious players, Wu Hu can also be regarded as a person who has made meritorious contributions to the city.
Therefore, the small gymnasium can't fit so many enthusiastic fans at all, and the tickets for this concert have also been speculated to a sky-high price.
There is a crazy fan who used 200,000 dollars to buy a sky-high scalper ticket.
Then Wu Hu found out that this crazy fan was actually Xiao Wang Gongzi, and this guy was followed by an Internet celebrity girl, and she was also one of the most popular female Internet celebrities on the Douyin platform in the flower planter, even Wu Hu knew her, and her fans were as high as tens of millions.
This guy brought this Internet celebrity to the backstage to find Wu Hu, and Wu Hu learned that this guy spent 200,000 dollars to buy a scalper ticket for his new girlfriend.
"Brother, it's too difficult to get tickets for your concert." Wang Gongzi smiled bitterly, "I heard that the next twenty concerts, all the tickets have been pre-sold." ”
Wu Hu smiled and said, "Is it possible that the gymnasium on the Bald Eagle side is too small." ”
The Internet celebrity girl complimented: "In our flower planter's house, it is not easy to grab your concert tickets from Brother Tiger!" Last time you sang in the Bird's Nest in Beijing, I didn't get one for a few days, and in the end I could only find scalpers to spend 30,000 yuan to get a ticket......"
After chatting for a while, Wu Hu satisfied the group photo and signature of the Internet celebrity girl, and asked them to go back to the front and wait first, he was going to start preparing.
Xiao Wang Gongzi returned to the front, and when he saw Mildew, Ai Weier and the widow sister, he walked over to them with his little girlfriend, and greeted them in a very friendly flower language, "Hello sisters-in-law, I am Xiao Wang, a good friend of Brother Tiger......"
In a word, he was directly stunned by the Internet celebrity girl next to him, covering his mouth and staring at his eyes, there was only one voice in his head, what did I hear just now?
Sisters-in-law? Fake it!
"Xiao Wang, Principal Wang, I know you." The widow sister smiled: "Tiger said it." ”
'Sisters-in-law', although the widows and sisters are not overjoyed, they are also unstoppably happy.
"Brother Tiger probably didn't say anything good about me!" Little Wang Gongzi touched his nose and sneered.
"Nope! He said you were righteous! "And said that every time you invite him, you will give him some fruit plates, although he doesn't like them very much!" By the way, what fruit did you order for him? I remember that he ate all kinds of fruits except durian. ”
“……”
Xiao Wang Gongzi didn't know how to explain to them what a 'fruit plate' was for a while, but the Internet celebrity girl beside him quietly reached out and pinched Wang Gongzi.
As a flower grower, she begged for a living on the Internet, and she knew too well what it was.
For a while, she was also a little unclear whether Wu Hu, a superstar, was a good man or a scumbag. obviously has a lot of girlfriends, but he can still resist the temptation of the fruit plate.
The man beside her couldn't resist this temptation.
"It can only be said that Brother Tiger's taste is a little high! I'll definitely order some of the freshest for him next time. The little prince followed their misunderstanding and said.
Then after a few words of greeting, he hurriedly greeted the other stars, so as not to pop up something that he couldn't explain.
It didn't take long for the center of the stage to go dark, but the next moment, fireworks erupted all around.
The music played, and a figure slowly rose from the middle of the stage.
(End of chapter)