Chapter 15: Schizophrenia
Qi Fangwei said to Fu Zheng: "Let's go, I'll take you to the doctor." ”
Fu Zai said hoarsely: "Why do I need to see a doctor? I'm not sick. ”
Qi Fangwei suddenly panicked, Fu Zheng would not have said this before, he would just follow him obediently, and then finish all kinds of examinations, and then obediently take the psychiatric diagnosis to Qi Fangwei to see. It's like an obedient son handing the test paper with a zero score to his father, who has a straight face.
Qi Fangwei remembered the doctor's warning that he couldn't let the patient know that he was mentally ill, so he said: "You are not sick, we are just going to have a physical examination, you look at me, I am not sick and I don't have to have a physical examination once a month." ”
"But yours is a medical examination report, and mine is a psychiatric diagnosis......
Qi Fangwei: "......"
All the girls in the prayer department looked at the two of them, how did they feel a sense of tension? There won't be knives!
After being silent for a while, Fu Zheng spoke: "Let's go, Brother Qi, but the result this time will be the same as before." ”
The two came to the hospital in silence, and Qi Fangwei went around in a circle, just in time to see the sign that said "Psychiatric".
Qi Fang smiled and said to the old man in the white coat sitting on the black chair, "Doctor Wang, hello, I have brought my younger brother for a physical examination again. ”
The white-haired Dr. Wang nodded kindly and said, "Both of you are regular visitors, please take a seat first." ”
"No need. We are in a bit of a hurry and want to see the results of the medical examination as soon as possible. ”
"But," Dr. Wang said meaningfully, "Xiao Qi, you need to know, this kind of thing can't be rushed. ”
"Oh, yes, it's me who is in a hurry. Dr. Wang, when did you start? ”
"Hehe, no hurry, no hurry. Come, drink tea first. Dr. Wang said happily.
Qi Fangwei and Fu Zai sat on the small sofa in the room, and they both picked up the teacups and looked at them for a while.
"Hahaha, you two brothers are really interesting, I will be happy to see you."
Dr. Wang laughed.
"No, Xiao Qi, are you still working in a car repair shop recently?"
"No, I recently changed jobs and went to work at a university."
"Oh, yes, what's the matter?" Dr. Wang asked again.
"It's a job that specializes in repairing broken things, and the school is dark, and things are piled up like a hill all day long, and I can't finish it, and I wouldn't have gone if it weren't for the high salary."
"Oh, how can you think that? Being able to work in a university is a dream opportunity for many handymen. You have to cherish it. ”
"Yes, of course. Uh, so Dr. Wang, you can ...... now."
"Don't worry, don't worry, what kind of school are you......"
Fu Zai suddenly stood up and walked outside the house without saying a word.
Qi Fangwei hurriedly stood up and said, "Hey, where are you going?" I'm sorry, Dr. Wang, my brother has been in a bad mood lately, so I'm going to chase people back. ”
"It's okay, go quickly, remember not to provoke the patient, this kind of schizophrenia is more difficult to control than a madman if he gets angry."
Qi Fang paused slightly, and said with a straight face: "Doctor Wang, that's my younger brother, not a madman, please pay attention to your wording." ”
Dr. Wang was also stunned, why did this guy suddenly become tough?
But before he could say anything, Qi Fangwei rushed out to find Fu Zheng.
Qi Fangwei looked around and found Fu Zheng sitting on the hospital bench with his head buried in his head, looking depressed.
Qi Fangwei walked over and sat next to him, also without saying a word.
After a while, Qi Fang opened his mouth slightly and said, "You just ......"
"I don't like that old guy." Fu Zai said suddenly.
Qi Fangwei: "...... Why? Can you give me a suitable reason? ”
"I ...... I just don't like him, I know the psychiatric fee standard of this hospital, and the hourly fee is charged from the moment I enter the door......"
Qi Fang smiled, rubbed his partner's hair, and said, "It's quite smart." ”
Fu Zai buried his head deeply.
Qi Fangwei couldn't help but laugh when he saw his snail appearance, straightened his neck, and said seriously: "Don't bend over and hunchback, it's ugly." ”
Fu Zai: "......"
Qi Fang looked up at the white ceiling of the hospital and said, "Although that bad old man is indeed treacherous, we don't have to look for him." Well, go find a young doctor, maybe a little less bad-minded. ”
Fu Zheng stopped talking again.
"You forgot? You promised me to do an inspection. ”
Fu Zheng finally replied hoarsely: "Okay." ”
So Qi Fangwei took Fu Zai to see a young doctor, and the doctor didn't ink, and asked directly: "Do you want a machine inspection or a manual inspection?" ”
"Is there any difference between the two?" Qi Fangwei was a little puzzled, as if Dr. Wang had never mentioned any machine tests to him.
"Of course there is a difference." The young doctor lifted his glasses and said, "Manual examinations are more expensive, and they can see things that cannot be detected by machines." ”
"Oh, let's check it manually, I'm sorry for you."
"It's nothing, come to this room with me to check, and others will avoid it."
……
Qi Fangwei sat outside and waited for about half an hour, and the young doctor walked out with an expressionless face and said, "I already know the specific situation, you wait a while, and I will write out the examination report." ”
Qi Fangwei: "Hmm." ”
Fu Zai also opened the white curtain and walked out, and then sat next to Qi Fangwei without saying a word.
“…… Can you tell me what the doctor said to you? ”
“…… Forgot. ”
Qi Fangwei wanted to laugh a little, how could he forget? The memory of a king-level sword master can be said to be unforgettable. Forget it, if he doesn't say it, he won't say it.
Fu Zai turned his head and remembered the doctor's words.
……
Doctor: "Actually, you don't think you're mentally ill, do you?" ”
Fu Zai: "......"
"What your silence means: I said a word of nonsense, right? In fact, many people who come to me are as silent as you, but they all agree that they are not mentally ill, that others do not understand them. ”
Fu Zai: "......"
With a helpless face, the doctor took out a smart light screen from the drawer, on which some questions were densely written, such as, what is your favorite color, what would you do if someone hit you, and do you have any hobbies?
Doctor: "Please finish this question." ”
Fu Zheng didn't move.
So the doctor said, "Your brother is still waiting outside for the results, and I won't let you out if you don't fill this out." ”
Hearing this, Fu Zai slowly took the light screen and answered the question.
After a long time, Fu Zai handed the answer to the doctor.
The doctor glanced at it lightly and said, "No, refill it, I can't read what you wrote." ”
The blue tendons on Fu Zai's forehead burst out.
"Eh, don't be mad, if you beat me up, your brother won't be able to leave."
……
Qi Fangwei looked at Fu Zheng, who was speechless, his heart was very tired, why did the situation deteriorate again?
The two of them sat quietly and waited for the results, and it took about another half an hour for the doctor to arrive.
He handed Qi Fangwei a medical certificate.
Qi Fangwei opened it and saw that he was suffering from schizophrenia, severe depression, violent tendencies, anhedonia, and poor thinking content and language......
Qi Fang closed the diagnosis and asked, "Doctor, what should we do?" ”
"Well, I'm saying that this disease is very difficult to cure, but our hospital has recently come out with a new drug ......"
"No need, then let's go first, the medical expenses have been credited to your account."
"Eh, what are you doing with me? Go to the front desk of the hospital to pay the bill. ”
"I paid there too." After Qi Fangwei finished speaking, he walked out of the consultation room with Fu Zheng.
On the way, Fu Zai suddenly asked, "Am I disappointing you." ”
Qi Fang smiled and said, "No, you are the one I am most proud of. ”
Fu Zai bowed his head and was silent.