"White, it's Brother Hei who asked you something."

"Say!"

"It's that you have read so many romance books, what do you think about the relationship between men and women and the relationship between husband and wife?

That is, if I ignore a girl now, will she chase me backwards and rush to marry me? ”

Hei Haoqin, who finished reading a romance book in one go, felt that the door to a new world had been opened, and the content of the edge ball in the story was removed. Some of the routines of men chasing women and women chasing men make this little virgin who used to be shy when he saw strange women have the illusion that I am a love saint.

This delusion stems from the self-righteous truths he sees, and he thinks that after seeing those moves, I can draw inferences and apply them.

Bai Suzhen looked at the little angry crane and leaned her neck, put down the work in her hand and said, "Which girl you like, you can go over and try it yourself." ”

"But don't, I'll just talk about it, what if it fails!"

He didn't want to die before he could get out of school.

"Then you go to work, the tank is still empty!"

Xiao Bai glanced at him, and his heart was full of depression.

Those romance picture books were bought by themselves with their own frugality, and now they are cheaper than others.

By the way, Bai Suzhen's habit of reading romance scripts still originated from Mrs.

I used to watch Mrs. watch, and she watched it when she was bored. It's addictive to watching, and then it's out of control.

And she is a little girl, and she reads books quickly, and when her lady's viewing speed could not satisfy her, she chose to buy it herself.

It's a pity that now......

Alas!

The job of the two of them is that there is no work, basically "you carry water, I water the yard". To put it bluntly, Haozi does manual work, and Xiaobai does meticulous work.

During the day, when he was fine, Haozi would chop wood and carry water, and was commanded by Xiaobai to clean the four courtyards, as well as wash and wash the water.

Haozi lives in the front yard by herself, and there are several main rooms, oh, I haven't introduced the two of them for so long.

Haozi lives in the front yard, where there are several rooms, and the front yard is the landlord's house is his warm nest.

Xiaobai lives in the west wing of the main courtyard, and the room is very warmly furnished.

The east cross courtyard is Zhang Xiaoyi, and he is the only one in the family who can enjoy a separate cross courtyard, plus a peach tree.

As for the West Cross Courtyard, it belongs to the guest room, and some guests will arrange it there, but for so long, the West Cross Courtyard has really not lived a few people.

Sometimes Zhang Xiaojia has a treat at home, and his friends can't leave after drinking too much, so they will arrange for others to rest there.

Haozi and Xiaobai don't need to be supervised to work, they have been raised from childhood to adulthood, they know how to arrange work for themselves and grasp the working hours reasonably.

When he is usually fine, Xiaobai reads books and sews a few beautiful clothes for himself. Haozi goes out for a walk, listens to books, watches plays, or accompanies the young master to be naughty in various alleys.

However, since Haozi worked with the master, there was a lot less time for these recreational activities.

Seeing that it was almost noon, Zhang Xiaoyi put down the book, picked up the fan and walked to the courtyard.

"Is the old lady back?"

"No, young master."

Haozi put down the axe in his hand when he heard the sound, and the firewood on the edge of the kitchen was already half a wall high, and it was neatly placed.

"Where's Xiaobai?"

"Cooking." He said, looking into the kitchen.

"Oh."

Zhang Xiaoyi walked into the hall and turned into his father's study to continue looking for some books to read, waiting for the food to be served by the way.

Picked at the bookshelf and pulled out a book about charms.

Sitting on the Taishi chair, he put the Xiangfei bamboo fan bone on the table, and the fan didn't have a fan yet, because he forgot it.

Playing with literature,

It's not just for fun, it's not for fanning.

Look at the spells written in the book, as well as how the charms are drawn and the functions of the charms.

In the end, Zhang Xiaoyi didn't see the very famous "The general is here".

Zhang Xiaoyi remembered that the spell was very famous because of Uncle Ying's movie.

I remember when I was a child, he used a red pen to imitate in the homework book, deliberately paused the DVD, and drew it, and then a few friends, you pretend to be a zombie, I pretend to be a Taoist, and you can't move if you stick to you.

How could there not be?

Zhang Xiaoyi stood up and prepared to check the book on other charms.

Suddenly it occurred to him,

That's right

I seem stupid.

Although that talisman is in the movie, it is also crowded in real life, from "Zhong Kui", which is said to have been created by Zhong Kui when he attained Taoism.

I don't know if there is Zhong Kui in this world, how can there be this talisman.

Zhang Xiaoyi smiled stupidly, always confusing the two memories.

Pick up the brush on the table and pour less water into the ink cartridge, if there is dry ink in the dry ink cartridge, pour some water to shade it.

He took a brush and dipped it on the ink cartridge, and there was cut yellow paper on the desk.

Zhang Xiaoyi wrote on it from memory: "Imperial Decree - The General is here." ”

"Hmm...... Hiss ......"

It's ugly,

Very crooked,

Very oblique.

Originally, he was blind, and he didn't even do it calmly.

"Ugh."

Looking at this spell, Zhang Xiaoyi was full of emotion.

Why go to such a world, a world where even religious beliefs are different?

A theocratic world,

Unfortunately, there is no God I know.

"Young master, it's time to eat."

Xiaobai brought the food to the table in the hall.

"Here we are."

Put the brush away, wrap up the yellow paper of the graffiti, and throw it into the wastebasket.

Out of the study room to the hall, there are a few small dishes on the table, there are meat and vegetarian dishes, and soup.

Xiaobai put out three bowls of rice and put them on the table, and Zhang Xiaoyi sat down and picked up the bowl.

"My dad probably ate outside."

"Yes, young master, the old lady has to invite the matchmaker to dinner."

"Hmm."

If the blind date is unsuccessful, you have to invite the matchmaker to dinner, this is the rule, after all, you are begging others to do something.

Of course, the tea money and hard work fee must also be given, and if it is successful, it must be paid to the pro-family.

"What about Haozi, isn't he usually the most active in eating?"

"I was still in the courtyard."

Xiaobai looked up at the courtyard and pointed, "It's here." ”

Haozi ran into the house, Zhang Xiaoyi was just about to move the chopsticks, Haozi stepped to Zhang Xiaoyi's side, and said with a little nervousness: "Young master, someone is here." ”

"Who's coming?"

"That Taoist priest."

Zhang Xiaoyi looked back outside, he knew who Haozi was talking about, and there was only one person who could make him feel threatened.

It's just that

What is he doing here?

"At the door?"

"Well, I said I was here to visit our house."

Hei Haoqin said with a serious face: "Do you need me to refuse?" ”

Zhang Xiaoyi patted him on the shoulder, stood up and said, "Haozi, don't be so nervous." ”

I really don't know why he's so hostile.

Hei Haoqin's idea was very simple, that Taoist priest's compulsion was higher than his own master.

If you are higher than your own master, you are very likely to snatch away the big customers at home, and the big customers are likely to not make a lot of money on a regular basis, and if you don't make a lot of money, your pocket money will shrink......

This series of effects,

You said

It's not serious!

"Xiaobai, look at the tea."

"It's the young master."

Xiaobai put down the dishes and chopsticks, and Zhang Xiaoyi took Haozi to the door to pick it up.

His sense of the Taoist priest is actually very good, not only because of this at home, but also because of the time before the crossing, which was caused by a short video brainwashing.

For a while, all the short videos on the Internet were repeating a sentence: The heavens are swinging, and my Tao is prosperous.

What's more,

Zhang Xiaoyi felt that there was such a forced Taoist priest, and it was estimated that he would not be able to look down on the smell of copper.

Come to the gate,

Sure enough, there was the Taoist priest standing at the door.

Today he changed his outfit, changed out of the fairy-like "fairy robe", today he is wearing a light blue gossip wide suit, and there is a Tai Chi Pisces picture embroidered on his chest.

The hair is a Tai Chi bun, and the simple wooden hairpin is inserted diagonally into the bun.

Although it still looks a little noble, it is much more approachable than yesterday's body.

The main thing is temperament, he has an elegant temperament, and he will look like a fairy in whatever clothes he wears.

"Hello."

Zhang Xiaoyi clenched his fists and arched his hands, and the Taoist priest who was about to pinch the trick hurriedly changed his gestures, and also clenched his fists and said:

"Poor Chen Xiyi, I have seen Zhang Gongzi."