The man said, "Boss, we don't have horses!" ”

Old Dao: "There will be this ticket after doing it." ”

The man nodded, follow the boss, it's good, you don't have to rely on two legs when you go out of the mountain in the future,

Seeing that he didn't speak, the boss asked, "Are you going to pee again?" ”

Scared to pee.

They're bandits, they're very bold, it's impossible.

The man drank too much water before setting off, and walked all the way outside the town.

The man just wanted to say, "Boss, I don't pee, I mean we seem to have walked through." ”

Lao Dao: "Little Black, didn't you step on it during the day?" ”

Xiao Hei glanced around again and confirmed that it was correct: "Boss, I took a look and did walk by." ”

The boss said helplessly: "Xiao Hei, your eyes are dark and big, you shouldn't not know the way, isn't this wrong?" ”

We all have a pair of dark eyes, big is born, does this have anything to do with whether we recognize the way or not?

Xiao Hei scratched his head and said, "I have night blindness since I was a child." ”

Night blindness, and this thing.

The boss glanced at him and said, "What are you doing scratching your head?" There's! ”

Xiao Hei quickly picked it, pinched it gently, held it in front of him, smiled innocently, and said, "Look, there are lice." ”

Exercise!

Let you never wash your hair and pay attention to hygiene.

In our business, we also have to pay attention to our image.

Don't have a beard, wipe it and think of us bandits.

No!

We are just porters of silver.

Egg!

This little black.

Night blindness can also catch such small lice.

Road blind?

There are many anecdotes in the world, and Xiao Hei is also a one.

The boss looked at the most luxurious five-story inn in the town in front of him speechlessly, and sighed: "They don't live in such a high-grade inn?" ”

Rich people don't show off their wealth.

If they don't show off their wealth, how can they know who to rob?

Fortunately, during the day, they were selling wine in the town and were seen by a brother in the village, and a lot of white flowers and silver made him excited.

So the boss sent Xiao Hei to scout at the squatting point.

Xiao Hei could only reply: "Maybe it's just a little rich." ”

Old Dao: "The little rich are richer than us." ”

Xiao Hei said: "We are indeed very poor. ”

Xiao Hei's family has been poor since he was a child, but he has a heart to get rich, he saw in the villain's book that he can get rich by going up the mountain as a thief, so he came to Longhu Mountain, which is closest to his home, and found this cottage called Longhu Village, and became an upright thief.

Why did the boss take the name of this village, the fox faked the tiger, and used the power of Longhu Mountain to scare the world.

Of course, the Longhu Mountain Daomen knows about this, but this cottage does not have much evil deeds, so it will not be dealt with for the time being.

Xiao Hei mistakenly thought of the end of the road as the end of the road.

So when I entered the cottage, I was much happier and became the captain of the cottage reconnaissance team.

But he's alone for now.

It's terrible to be uneducated.

Old Avenue: "Which inn did those people live in?" ”

Xiao Hei recalled, turned his head and pointed, "This one!" ”

Right?

The boss said majestically: "Which one is it?" ”

Xiao Hei said categorically: "This is the house, I have peed here." ”

It's a dog lesson, but it works.

Haven't humans learned a lot of things from animals?

For example, mantis boxing.

For example, the scales of animals, we have corrugated roofs.

Like what......

Be broad-minded and learn from what they are good at.

The boss glanced at the inn in front of him again, it was really bad, and said, "Just this two-story inn, I won't live in it for nothing." ”

The inn is too much.

Shabby.

Not enough grade.

I also lost such a large piece of paint.

Xiao Hei said: "Maybe these people are low-key." ”

The boss thought for a moment and said, "That makes sense." ”

Black: "......"

The Boss ordered, "Then let's act." ”

Xiao Hei said weakly: "I'm afraid." ”

The boss asked strangely, "Didn't you say that they are all women and children?" Afraid of what? ”

Xiao Hei made up his mind, if he wants to get rich, he has to act, and if he doesn't act, it's a dream.

Xiao Hei picked up the stick and was about to act, but the boss grabbed him and said, "We must use stratagems and fire to attack." ”

Xiao Hei asked, "Who said that?" ”

The boss said categorically: "Master Zhuge ." ”

Xiao Hei said: "Who?" ”

The boss said helplessly: "The ancients." ”

Xiao Hei still had doubts in his heart and asked, "Can you believe the words of the ancients?" ”

The boss got angry and said, "There's a lot of, hurry up and light the fire." ”

Xiao Hei lit a fire and said, "Boss, this will burn people." ”

The boss said fiercely: "It's people who burn." ”

Xiao Hei said: "The silver is not afraid of being burned, right?" ”

The boss glared at him and said, "What do you say?" ”

Xiao Hei said: "I heard that there are still a few big beauties, don't burn them." ”

Lao Dao: "You have a good fortune, you don't have everything." ”

Xiao Hei said stubbornly: "I want both money and people." ”

The boss could only enlighten: "Don't be too greedy, okay?" ”

Xiao Hei asked again, "Are we greedy now?" ”

Exercise!

The Boss explained: "We are greedy for money and lustful. ”

Xiao Hei said angrily: "You ......"

It's useless to be angry, you're not the boss, and no one listens to you.

Lao Dao: "What are you, hurry up!" ”

Xiao Hei at this time: "The torch is extinguished, what should I do?" ”

A sucker!

The boss scolded: "Light it again!" ”

Exercise!

Xiao Hei said: "Okay." ”

Cuckoo!

Xiao Hei suddenly said: "There is a situation." ”

The boss was startled and said, "What? ”

Little Black said: "Bird! ”

The boss said angrily: "It's about your birds, hurry up." ”

Stupid!

What the hell is my dead sister looking at you?

She also gave her young life for you.

Xiao Hei nodded and said, "Okay!" ”

Suddenly, a torch was lit again.

Xiao Hei turned his head and said, "Hurry up, a torch is useful." ”

The crowd ignored it.

Old Dao: "Listen to Xiao Hei." ”

The crowd said, "Oh! ”

He also looks down on me Xiao Hei.

Hey!

After this ticket is finished, let you see how white my little black is.

Understand how good I am.

In an instant, the torches of more than thirty people behind him were lit in unison.

The boss shouted, "Ready! ”

Boom!

What?

Old Avenue: "Who?" ”

Xiao Hei said innocently: "It's not me!" ”

Old Dao: "How did you put out your torch?" ”

Xiao Hei said strangely, "It's the wind." ”

Where does the wind come from?

Old Dao: "Hurry up and order." ”

Little black points it!

Call!

Fire out!

Xiao Hei said: "It's really windy. ”

Xiao Hei is right, this time it's really wind.

Annoying.

The boss was angry and said, "I don't need you. ”

After speaking, he turned his head and said, "Others, prepare." ”

Boom Boom!

Slightly.

The boss was stunned, why didn't anyone move.

The crowd said, "Boss, the fire is out." ”

Xiao Hei was startled and said, "There must be monsters." ”

Demonic spirit.

The boss said calmly: "Lang Lang Qiankun, Zhao Zhao Bairi, where did the monster come from." ”

Xiao Hei reminded, "It's late at night. ”

The boss glanced at the bright moon hanging in the sky, and corrected: "Zhaozhao Baiyue, this ......"

Whew!

A strong wind blew by, rustling the trees on the side of the road.

The boss shuddered, stopped, and said, "Is there really a demon?" ”

While!

Suddenly.

The door in front of them opened automatically.

Everyone looked inside.

What about people?

Don't?

Xiao Hei said loudly: "They are monsters, no wonder they can make so much money!" ”

Then.

A melodious female voice came from inside the house: "Have you ever seen a monster as beautiful as me!" ”

All the thieves' bodies trembled, but they didn't see their faces when they heard their voices, and said, "Female monsters! ”

After finishing speaking, a wonderful woman like a fairy Linfan, gently fell to the door, and said, "Who said I was a female monster just now." ”

This person is Xu Qiulu, can he not be charming and moving?

Xiao Hei's eyes widened, looked at the stunning beauty in front of him, and said, "It's so beautiful, I want to ......"

Old Dao: "Shut up, shemales have different paths." ”

Xu Qiulu glanced at the little boy in front of him, and said, "Little Hei, is it you?" ”

Xiao Hei was surprised: "Beautiful lady, do you know me?" ”

It's long black, and whoever sees it will call it that.

When the boss first saw him, he had this very affectionate name.

This name will stay with him for the rest of his life.

Xu Qiulu nodded, and said with a charming smile: "Of course I do." ”

Xiao Hei is very happy, in the mountains, how have I seen such a beautiful lady, the eldest sister looks really average, and she died early, since then, there is no more lady in the mountain.

Not even a horse, Sensei said mare.

Xiao Hei said: "You are a fairy sister." ”

Sister Fairy has a hairy relationship with you.

Xu Qiulu asked directly: "You thieves, what are you doing here late at night?" ”

Since you admit that they are monsters, then they are doing the right thing for heaven, so why not rob them.

Old Avenue: "Hunt demons." ”

Yue Xiaochan walked over and said, "Really?" ”

Xiao Hei grinned: "What a beautiful little demon." ”

Exercise!

Yue Xiaochan doesn't have so much patience, it's already annoying to be woken up by these thieves, this will be so verbose again, and she will be treated as a monster.

You are the demons, you look so ugly, you scare people to death.

Yue Xiaochan said: "You shemales, get out of here." ”

Then.

Slow!

Zhao Xuan moved a chair over, sat behind her, gently put the piano on her lap, and said, "Since you are here, how can you return empty-handed." ”

Old Dao: "What do you want?" ”

Zhao Xuan said: "See what you want to do?" ”

Xiao Hei reminded: "You're right, why should we get out, we haven't finished yet." ”

The boss nodded, came out to rob in vain, how could this work, and said, "We won't mix, we will rob." ”

Zhao Xuan smiled and said, "You are here to rob, aren't you here to hunt demons?" ”

Jokes, the right way in the world, the monsters that came!

Old Dao: "We are professional demon hunters. ”

Xiao Hei reminded: "Boss, it's wrong, we are professional robbers." ”

Yes, those who rob should do robbery, don't cross the line and rob other people's jobs.

1. This is immoral.

Second, you are not professional.

No one else can steal our business.

Hehe!

Zhao Xuan glanced at Xiao Hei in front of him, smiled lightly, and said, "Your name is Xiao Hei, right?" ”

Yes!

Am I that famous?

Xiao Hei said proudly: "You know me too?" ”

Zhao Xuan smiled again and said, "I have a buddy, I call him 'Little Heihei'." ”

Xiao Hei was surprised and delighted: "I have the same name, so we have a good fate." ”

Zhao Xuan nodded, and Yue Xiaochan and Xu Qiulu almost burst out laughing.

Xiao Hei asked again: "Who is black between me?" ”

This is also better, Xiao Hei always thinks that he is the darkest in the world, he doesn't believe it, he has been looking for it among the people.

Zhao Xuan looked at Xiao Hei again and said, "It's black." ”

Xiao Hei Yile is as happy as a treasure, and finally finds someone darker than him.

Xiao Hei smiled brightly and said happily: "I must meet this 'Little Hei Hei' another day." ”

Zhao Xuan said again: "I also have a partner called 'Da Hei', which is as black as you." ”

Xiao Hei hurriedly asked, "Who is Da Hei?" ”

Poof!

Yue Xiaochan couldn't help it this time and laughed.

Xiaohei glanced at Yue Xiaochan and said, "What are you laughing at, do you think I'm black?" ”

Xu Qiulu couldn't close her mouth when she saw Yue Xiaochan smiling, so she still had time to speak, and said sharply for her: "You black is a hairball ball like a horse." ”

Yes!

What?

Big Black is a horse.

The big dark horse.

Xiao Hei got angry and scolded: "You dare to humiliate me." ”

Only then did Yue Xiaochan relieve, and said, "You yourself are more relishful, and you rely on others." ”

Aren't horses good friends to humans?

Zhao Xuan was speechless.

Xiao Hei asked again: "Xiao Hei Hei can't be a horse too, right?" ”

Long line black is really smart.

Zhao Xuan said: "Yes." ”

Yes!

Oh yes!

How can you be like this?

Xiao Hei was so angry that he went crazy and shouted, "You insulted me again." ”