I was so nervous that I used all my strength to bite the bottle cap before the aunt could find the key, clenched my back molars, and bit down on the bottle cap again!

"Smack!" With the crisp sound of the beer bottle cap, a stream of liquid came out, and as the bottle flowed on my hand, it was the first time I felt like the beer was like the heavenly fairy dew.

"Hey, it's on!"

I quickly took a big sip into the mouth of the bottle, almost choking on me, holding it in my mouth, my cheeks bulging like a toad in a pond in summer.

The monster possessed Manman had just been pounding the barrier frantically, and was now lying on all fours, panting, staring at me with its surprisingly large Kamoulan eyes.

Fortunately, Manman's weight is relatively light, and if it was a big fat man who was possessed, the floor slab would have collapsed by her just now.

"Uh-huh-hmm~mmmm~Well~Uh-huh~~"

I hummed a spell with my mouth in my mouth, but I didn't expect it to be quite good, Qimen escaped and disappeared under my command, and the monster saw that there was no barrier, its eyes lit up, and the vicious dog rushed towards my face like a pounce!

I said that it was too late and that was fast, and as soon as I put my cheeks hard,

"Puff puff !!!"

The beer sprayed Manman's whole face, and the slime mixed with the monster flowed down his hair, and the monster's expression suddenly froze, and after two quacks, Manman's body returned to normal, and his distorted facial features gradually unfolded.

"It worked!"

It seems that this monster has escaped, and tonight is considered to be a past deal.

I was rejoicing, but the door to my bedroom rattled,

"Oh bang", it's broken! The door is going to be opened!

What is the state of the dormitory at this moment, I can describe it to all the officials:

In the girls' dormitory, there is a man and a woman sitting on the floor at the moment, the man is panting and the woman is unconscious. The two of them were covered in beer, and the monster's slime and scratches were all over the floor, the walls, and everything was wet, and I didn't know if it was the monster's slime or my mouth smelled, and a stench followed.

The whole room is messy, hot water bottles, basins, and other daily necessities are scattered all over the ground, and this situation is really unsolvable.

Three choices crossed my mind:

1. Just stay like this, watch the door open, and ask the dormitory manager to hand me over to the teaching office, and treat me as a social lewd man.

2. Stand against the door and don't let them in, they can't get in, so they go.

3. Hide in the toilet and pray to God not to let them see me.

None of the fuck is going to work!

Just when I didn't know what to do, in my panic, I saw the window directly opposite the bedroom door.

Is there any other way to do this? Let's flirt! Dude, I picked up Manman on my back and climbed to the window, and I didn't care that it was the third floor, and I rolled and jumped off it.

Fortunately, buddy is a descendant of the divine book, and a hanging charm to deal with evil spirits appeared in his mind in mid-air, and he came to himself for a while, don't you say, hey, it works. I hugged Manman, and landed smoothly like a feather.

As soon as I landed, I heard the voices of talking in the bedroom above:

"Nobody? Wasn't it just this dormitory making a fuss?! ”

"We got it wrong?!"

Hey, look for it, you can find a ghost!

I was happy, and I didn't dare to delay more, and I ran for I don't know how far with the unconscious Manman on my back, and when I reached a small wood, I sat down on the ground and relaxed a little.

I looked at Man Man, who was unconscious after being possessed by the monster, and I inevitably felt a little distressed in my heart, with bruises on my face and head, and a cut on my leg, but fortunately, the wound was not deep.

Alas, I was depressed for a while, and with the last of my strength, I dragged Manman back to the hotel where I was staying.

I put Manman on my bed, treated her wounds, and covered the quilt before she relaxed a little.

I felt hungry at this time, and no wonder I hadn't eaten since the afternoon. I went to the small table and sat down gently, then opened the leftovers of the morning and ate softly. But while eating, my head began to recall the events of this evening.

I was in trouble again, and although the monster had been driven away for the time being, it would not give up. What can I do?

The main thing is that I don't know what it is now, so I can't deal with it at all, and from what I just looked like, my charm doesn't seem to be able to do anything about it, it's so fast that I can't hit it.

I think of the fourth master, he is well-informed, he must know what this thing is, but the fourth master is no longer there, which really gives me a headache and adds a sadness.

I wasn't afraid of danger, but I looked back at Manman, who was sleeping. Manman, and my friends, how are they going to survive?

Because of my five shortcomings and three shortcomings, I hurt them, and in the next time, they will be in danger at any time.

My mind is in chaos, they are all my relatives and friends, I will never allow them to have any problems! I lit a cigarette and looked out the window, it was past four o'clock in the morning, it was the height of summer, and the sky outside had already begun to lighten. The day of no longer harmonious calm began.

I didn't sleep all night, smoked one cigarette after another, and in the end I didn't come up with a better way, I really wanted to slap myself, in vain I still call myself Mr. Yin and Yang, and now even my good buddies are in danger. I didn't even have a way to do it.

Sometimes I really want to give myself a slap in the face, and I have been to the underworld of the five phases of the Xianqing Dynasty, and I have been to the underworld, that's it? I don't have any skills. Alas.

Slowly, it was already eight o'clock in the morning, and the bustling sound of the campus outside was resumed.

I looked out the window at the students who were going to the school cafeteria to buy breakfast, and their faces were full of energy and smiles.

I smiled bitterly in my heart: "These children don't know what to worry about. ”

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and I got up and went over to open it, and it was victory, and I was looking at me with a wry smile:

"Morning, Mr. Wang, go to work, I was happy with my sister-in-law last night, right? Yes? Hahaha"

I ignored him, bowed my head and took another puff of my cigarette in the doorway.

Seeing that I was not in the right state, Shengli also put away his smile, looked at me a little worriedly, and said:

"What's wrong, did you have a conflict with your sister-in-law?"

I waved my hand, gave Victory a cigarette, and said in a low voice:

"It's a long story, Manman is still sleeping inside, do you have time, let's go out and talk."

I really didn't know what that monster was, I didn't know how to deal with it, and besides, I didn't even have anyone to tell about the horror of this night.

Under multiple pressures, I plan to explain the five disadvantages and three shortcomings and the events of the past few days to the victory, and I can no longer blame myself for hiding my affairs from my friends.

With my victory, I went to the second floor of a bubble tea shop next to the school, which was usually bustling, but now it was quiet, because the students were all in class, and it was just the two of us.

I ordered a cup of iced coffee and took a big sip, the cold touch made my nerves, who had not slept all night, relax and wake up a lot.

At the same time, I also gave Shengli a cup of milk tea and handed it to him, Shengli took the milk tea and didn't drink it, still asking me with concern:

"Lao Wang, what's wrong? Why do you feel that something is wrong with you? Tell your brother something, I'll give you an idea! ”

My mind is very confused, I don't know where to start with victory, I thought about it for a while, plucked up my courage, and without a word, I told the five disadvantages and three shortcomings after the resurrection and the recent monsters in this university with victory.

Victory didn't speak, frowning at me, and when I said all this, the whole environment fell into a kind of dreary again.

"You say, your five disadvantages and three shortcomings will affect the relatives and friends around you?"

Victory suddenly raised his head, looked at me, and said this leisurely.

I suddenly felt very embarrassed, my face was hot, and I didn't know how to face him.

Yes, because of me, it has affected my relatives and friends, and I may even risk my life for my actions.

I was so embarrassed that I could only lower my head, not daring to face him, and gently replied with a "hmm".

"Then where is your Immortal Qing Five Phase Qimen Divine Book?"

"Huh?"

Hearing Shengli say this, I was a little puzzled, so I raised my head and looked at him curiously, why do you ask this?