"Hey, little brother, what have you eaten? It stinks! ”

Just when Lu Cha was feeling comfortable, a sharp male voice suddenly sounded from behind him.

Just now, due to the hurry of things, Lu Cha didn't pay much attention to the environment next to him.

Until the voice sounded, he instantly felt a wave of embarrassment:

Sister, there is someone next to you!

He stepped over to find behind a large rock behind him, a man with a sharp appearance who didn't look like a good guy looking at him.

The man looked at him and said with a sly expression: "Look at your posture, brother, you don't have a girlfriend yet!" ”

"That's right, how can it be so easy to find in this ghost world as it is in reality.

If you don't say you met me today, I know an organization full of rich women.

Don't want 888, don't want 198, just 88 silver coins, I'll tell you all the information about the location of that camp directly! ”

Is there still such a pyramid scheme scammer in this weird world?

It's a world full of wonders!

Seeing that Lu Cha did not react, the thief-eyed man continued:

"It seems that my brother is an expert, so I'll give my brother a few sets of sex toys and two packs of small pills for free, it's all right!"

"Fuck off!"

If it weren't for Lu Cha's stomach still hurting now, he would have lifted his pants and beaten this liar.

The man stood up and looked at Lu Cha's excrement that was still going out, as if he realized something, and smiled.

"Yo, even if you dare to play hob meat in front of Uncle Ben, I might as well tell you that Lao Tzu had mixed with pheasants in Causeway Bay in the past few years!"

The man with thief eyebrows and rat-eyed eyes approached Lu Cha with a ruthless face.

This instantly made Lu Cha vigilant: This person doesn't want to harm me, right!

Just as he was about to lift his pants and him, the man said again.

"I think brother, you are suddenly in a hurry, although this place is very close to the vending machine and the stationing place of the Xiao organization, you should ......

No paper! The man instantly pulled out a crumpled pack of tissues from behind him.

"Do you want a tissue, brother? This is the handwritten paper that Hong Sanye gave me when I followed Hong Sanye to mix the rivers and lakes!

Use this pack of paper to ensure that you can blow for a lifetime, this pack is also a special price of only 5 silver coins!

After I buy it, I can also wipe your butt for you, how about it, it's a good deal! ”

Lu Cha looked at the man's excited expression and couldn't bear to hit him.

Because he just noticed that by the time he said fuck off, the man's mental value had risen from 90 to 95.

Lu Chashi asked him elastically: "Is there anything else?" ”

"Yo, this customer, how do you know that there are many hot products in the store, and it just so happens that all of them are in the event today, and they are all discounted!"

I saw that the man took out a lot of strange things from behind him.

What is a broken umbrella, a broken banana, someone else's leftover cigarette butt......

In short, a lot of tattered things, one after another, were held in front of the man like treasures.

Lu Cha took advantage of the fact that the man was chattering in front of him to introduce the product features, and quietly found a small stone behind him.

Let's make do with it!

…………

The man's mouth was dry when he said it himself: "How about it, let me tell you, all these products in our store can be packaged and sold for 188, and they are guaranteed within three years after they are sold!" ”

"Keep your sister!" Lu Cha suddenly stood up and punched the man's head.

Originally, he thought that the man would be able to hold his punch or two, but the man squatted directly on the ground with his head in his hands after carrying him with a punch.

buried his head in his arms: "Don't let me see you, this big brother is leaving me quickly!" The second personality in my body is about to awaken, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to control myself by then! ”

Lu Cha was instantly laughed when he heard this: This kid is too funny!

"As for the second personality, I said that I was sent by Ultraman Tiga to save this world, you only need to pay me 99 silver coins to return to the original world!"

"How about it, after returning to the original world if you are not excited, you can come back if you are not satisfied!"

"Well, why don't you speak?"

After the man said what he had just said, he hugged his head tightly and did not move.

The whole body seemed to be stiff, and he sat on the ground.

"You kid can't sell the product here with me, and you want to slander me, right?"

Lu Cha tentatively patted the man's head with his own hand and found that the man had not moved.

This move made Lu Cha really wonder if the punch he had just made was too heavy?

Even one of his own punches couldn't hurt a man directly.

Besides, I just spoke!

"Oh, really?"

The man who was squatting on the ground with his head in his hands just now and didn't move suddenly said a word.

The voice of this sentence was indifferent and magnetic, very different from the sharpness of the man who had just spoken.

I saw the man stand up after playing and slowly twist his neck.

"I told you that I have a second personality, why don't you believe it?"

The man who stood up again at this time was obviously different from the appearance of the thief's eyebrows and rat's eyes just now.

The original appearance of the thief's eyebrows and rat's eyes has completely changed!

The cold and arrogant eyes seemed to have no focus, the dark eyes were full of calm, and the black hair was scattered around the ears, and the ear drills emitted a faint blue light.

The handsome one had to make people secretly marvel, and there was a cold aura around him.

And his whole body is changing rapidly!

Suddenly, his thin arm had at least doubled in size, and the position grew wildly until it reached his neck.

Lu Cha was stunned and looked at the man who was originally thin and obscene-looking, and suddenly became cold and domineering and burly!

This Nima's, this kid really has a second personality!

The man licked his bright lips gently: "You didn't listen to you when you were asked to buy things, and you robbed me of my business, now it's okay to force me to transform!" ”

The man's original clothes were very wide, and after changing at this moment, it just fit his current body shape.

It's no coincidence that men can change their appearance at will!

The man in front of him made Lu Cha feel a very strong sense of oppression.

Possibly, he moved the art knife hidden in the sleeve of his left hand to the hidden place on his wrist.

Lu Cha has been training for a long time in this action, and his self-confidence is very secretive.

But the man in front of him seemed to have seen through these tricks: "Hey, boy, if you want to fight with me, don't hide anything, otherwise you will be hurt by then!" ”

How did he find out?!