But I haven't been gone for a while,

Just look at the place ahead,

Dark,

Smoke for a while,

The smoke is getting louder and thicker.

Slowly,

Two people came out of the smoke,

Wearing a long gown,

Keep your head down,

Silently walked in my direction,

It's not so much about walking, it's better to say, floating.

Because I didn't even see their legs move.

I was terrified,

I thought to myself that this should not have encountered a robbery,

Suddenly panicked,

I don't know what to do,

I just kept calling grandpa,

Grandpa listened to me call him,

Looking ahead in a daze,

And then snorted coldly,

Said to me vaguely:

"Happy fun, what are you panicking about, let's go...... Keep walking......"

I will be skeptical,

But grandpa said so,

It's kind of a reassuring pill for me,

Others are afraid that they are just passing by.

Grandpa said it was okay,

That's going to be fine.

So I hit the guts,

Helping Grandpa to continue walking.

But who knew that as soon as he walked to the side of those two,

They blocked my way, one left and one right.

I was taken aback,

Looking up,

They were looking at me possessively,

His face was as pale as a piece of paper.

The corners of his mouth also went up,

It seems to be laughing miserably.

I've seen this kind of scene there when I was younger,

I couldn't help but be startled,

Trembling and not knowing what to do,

His mouth trembled and said:

"You ...... What are you doing? ”

When they saw that I was so afraid,

It seems to be happier,

Step by step, it came to me,

opened his hand to grab my face,

I retreated in horror,

But who wants to have legs that don't obey at all,

The feet were soft and fell,

Seeing that their hands were about to touch my collar,

Standing there all the time,

Dizzy grandpa,

Suddenly spoke,

In a sharp and very angry tone, he said:

"Damn, there's a lot of, what's going on? Hold it! The weasel's chickens don't jump like this! ”

Listening to what grandpa said,

I was stunned,

What do you mean?

Who is Grandpa talking to? Grunting,

apparently

I'm not the only one stunned,

Those two were going to catch me,

Seeing Grandpa say this,

It is also the pestle of the wooden in place,

Don't move.

Grandpa scolded again,

It seems that the wine has sobered up a little,

Looking at the two people in front of him,

Said:

"Huh? What are you two doing? Get out of the way! ”

Then he turned to me and smiled,

Said to me:

"Kaile, these two boys are not decent, you help him be decent and take off his pants."

What?

I was shocked,

Take off your pants?

Before I could react,

Grandpa has let go of me,

Stand up straight,

As he unbuckled his belt, he said to me:

"What are you stunned about! Take off your pants! ”

Then he urinated on the two of them!

While urinating, he said that he drank a little too much wine today,

I can't hold my stomach with water or something,

I was taken aback,

But my grandfather told me to do it.

I was still young at the time,

I just took off my pants as well,

hesitated to pee on the two of them,

Look at those two people at this moment,

Seeing my grandfather like this,

I wanted to continue to pounce,

But they went on,

As soon as his legs touched our urine,

There was a kind of sound of burning red iron plates and then passing cold water,

Look at their legs again,

Smoke smacks,

It was as if the places inside that had been poured urine were festering.

The meat was turned over and blistered.

At this moment, the facial expressions of these two people are also very solemn,

screaming, screaming, and retreating,

limped away,

After a while, it was gone.

I rejoice,

A crisis was resolved by grandpa,

At this moment, when I was young, I once again had a sense of reverence for my grandfather.

But at this time, the grandfather,

Seeing them gone,

actually returned to that drunken appearance,

One side fell on me,

While vaguely saying that I drank a little too much today,

Come home, sleepy.

After walking for another half hour,

Our grandparents and grandchildren have just moved home,

Grandma has gone crazy with the two of us,

When we both returned,

It doesn't matter if grandpa drinks too much or not,

When you open your mouth, you scold,

Split his head and cover his face to his grandfather,

Grandpa saw grandma like this,

Nor angry,

Just stretching out his still drunken head,

Hey hey laughing.

When Grandma saw him drink like this,

I also know that it is useless to say anything to him,

So I boiled some hot water for my grandfather,

Then he drank it and helped him to sleep.

But who knew that grandpa was sleeping,

That's three days and three nights......

And then many years passed,

I've worked,

Once when I went back to my hometown to visit my grandfather,

And we talked about it again.

My grandfather told me the truth about that day.

It turned out that when we went out that afternoon,

was targeted by two lost ghosts,

Grandpa said that this lost ghost has no fixed place,

Wandering the world,

To entertain people who are lost or who come home alone late at night,

will even transform into the appearance of the lost person himself,

Let them frighten them excessively.

When hungry, they will even suck their souls for food.

Grandpa didn't know when he went that we were already targeted.

but when he drinks wine in white things,

I stumbled upon someone in the crowd who was familiar,

Take a closer look,

Isn't this just dead,

Uncle Liu, who came to participate in his own white affairs?

lived most of my life,

The well-informed grandfather has never encountered such a thing,

Instantly speechless in astonishment,

Uncle Liu smiled slightly,

Pulling grandpa and saying it doesn't matter,

No one else can see him,

The reason why grandpa saw it,

It's because he's here to see his grandfather and follow the two black shadows,

It doesn't feel good,

That's why I came out to help.

This Uncle Liu is well versed in the way of divination and yin and yang.

Whoever has a wedding or funeral in the village will let him come to the Lord,

Grandpa also knows this,

Listen to what he said,

Grandpa also put his mind at ease,

I can't help but have a trace of doubt in my heart,

Hurriedly asked what was following,

Uncle Liu laughed,

I told my grandfather about the ghost.

and told him that the solution to this thing is very simple,

It is to shout at them,

Then pee on him.

Here's what to say,

There are two types of male urine: boy urine and broken body urine.

Among them, the child's urine is well known and refers to the qi in the body of an unbroken person, which is called pure yang qi.

To the yang to the strong, exorcism and demon suppression are quite effective.

And this broken body urine refers to the qi of the broken person (that is, marriage), also called the qi of the remnant yang,

Although the power is not as good as the child's urine, it is also heavier yang.

In the yang world, pure yang qi can inhibit pure yin qi, so whether it is child urine or broken body urine,

It's what most imps are afraid of.

So it's not a problem to fight these two Lost Imps.

Hear this,

Grandpa's hanging heart was also put down,

Thinking of old friends seeing each other, life and death are separated

After watching Uncle Liu for a long time, grandpa's tears flowed out.

Hurriedly asked Uncle Liu when he would leave.

Uncle Liu sighed,

Say it's fast,

The time is counted after three hours.

Grandpa heard this,

took Uncle Liu's hand and said,

It's not easy to walk in the world,

This is goodbye,

Let's have one last good drink!

It can be regarded as a practice for Uncle Liu!

Hearing this,

Uncle Liu also felt that

Busy going to the crooked neck willow tree outside the yard,

Broke a willow branch,

I clinked glasses with my grandfather while I was dipped in wine.

Willow branch dipping wine is the folk way of drinking with yin people,

willow is shade,

Only the feminine as a medium,

Only the things of the yang world can reach the body of the yin person.

That's it

The two of them ate and drank,

told the story of his life from youth to old age,

Sometimes laughing and sometimes sad,

People can't help but sigh.

Wine is a thousand glasses of confidants,

Between the cups and the lamps,

Three hours passed quietly.

In the end, it was time for Uncle Liu to leave.

Uncle Liu put down his wine glass,

Holding grandpa's hand, full of reluctance and nostalgia.

Grandpa got up and said something to let him go all the way,

If you don't have to worry about anything here,

said goodbye to his old friend with tears in his eyes,

Then he sat alone in the corner,

I have been melancholy for a long time,

Until everyone patted Grandpa on the shoulder,

When you talk to him,

Then I woke up and realized it was time to go home.

Otherwise, grandma must be in a hurry to get on fire and not sleep well all night.

Because of the drinking of the yin,

Extremely hurtful to the body,

The stamina is also very large,

Grandpa walked on the road with almost what little willpower he had left,

After seeing those two lost ghosts,

It was also the last bit of strength that I gave the command.

When everything is done,

Then I went home with peace of mind.

Slept for three days and three nights.