Chapter 26: What is said and what is said
Chen Mo opened his mouth and wanted to say yes, but a cold mechanical voice suddenly sounded in his head.
γWarning! The host must not behave decently! Put away your overflowing conscience! γ
The "strongest villain system" that had been sleeping for many days suddenly issued a warning, and Chen Mo opened his mouth, but the words changed when they came to his mouth:
"I refuse! Since you also know that my soul is full of darkness and filth, I naturally do not do those boring good deeds. β
Chen Mo waved his hand, turned his back to the angry girl in his face.
He was just resting at the villager's house for one night tonight, and he was going to continue to the Blood Creek Sect tomorrow, so there was no time to waste.
If he was to stay and help the poor villagers, he would have to spend some time searching for the false monks, and in the end he would only delay his journey.
Moreover, in today's world, there are so many such situations that there is no cure at all!
At night, Chen Mo thought about a lot of things, and finally fell asleep.
Early the next morning, Chen Mo was kicked awake by Pei Lan beside him: "Don't sleep, get up and eat, Aunt Wang made us porridge." β
Aunt Wang was the owner of the house where he had stayed last night, a thin farming woman, tanned, as thin as skin and bones.
As soon as Chen Mo entered the room, Aunt Wang diligently sent the porridge to Chen Mozao, and there were many dishes on the table, which was not their daily food in the ordinary world at all.
Today, Aunt Wang is afraid that she has made a lot of money, which can be seen from her expression of only a little bit of food and some pain when she eats.
"Aunt Wang, you don't have to do so much, we cultivators don't actually have the desire to speak, so we don't need to eat."
That being said, Chen Mo himself actually still has a strong appetite for tongues, and since crossing into this world, only delicious exotic beasts can bring a trace of comfort to his heart.
Pei Lan on the side saw that Aunt Wang's expression was a little lonely, glared at Chen Mo, and then quickly finished pulling the rice chop in the bowl: "What bullshit has no appetite for tongue, it's all pretended to be a trick, this girl just likes to eat whole grains!" β
"Aunt Wang, what you make is very delicious, a hundred times more delicious than the food I ate in the furnace!" Pei Lan's set of rainbow farts blew Aunt Wang with a smile.
Chen Mo heard an unexpected name from her words, incense!
"You're from the incense burner?" Chen Mo raised his eyebrows and looked at the girl with a bright smile beside him.
Hearing Chen Mo's voice, Pei Lan turned her head in disgust, "What, no?" β
Chen Mo smiled and asked in a good temper: "Then do you know where the 'Quenching Soul' master, who is known as the first sword caster in Qingping Prefecture, is now?" β
"Quenching, quenching the soul? What do you ask her for? Pei Lan looked strange, she glanced at Chen Mo, and asked tentatively, "You don't want to find her to forge a sword, do you?" β
Chen Mo didn't want to hide it, and said lightly: "I heard earlier that the sword cast by the master of 'Quenching Soul' is unparalleled in the world, so I specially came to his old man to ask for a sword. β
Pei Lan, who was originally satisfied, instantly pulled her crotch down when she heard Chen Mo say "old man", and she pushed Chen Mo violently: "What an old man, he is only twenty years old!" β
"Twenty?" Chen Mo's eyes widened, and he said in disbelief: "The famous swordsmith in Kyushu is only in his twenties!" β
Pei Lan puffed up her chest proudly: "Of course! β
"It's amazing." Chen Mo praised sincerely, "So, do you know where she is now?" β
Pei Lan snorted and turned her head away: "I don't know!" β
This guy doesn't know how to talk so much useless nonsense with himself.
Chen Mo got up and patted the dust on his body, preparing to leave this village, since there is no soul quenching master found here, then let's take another look.
Chen Mo was just about to leave when he was stopped by Pei Lan.
"Eh, where are you going?" Pei Lan asked, clasping her waist with both hands.
"Didn't I say it, I'm going to find the Soul Quenching Master and ask him to help me forge a sword."
Chen Mo didn't want to explain too much, he really didn't have time to spend here.
"Hmph, a person like you, even if you find a quenching soul, she won't help you forge a sword!" Pei Lan said arrogantly.
Seeing that Chen Mo ignored herself and was about to leave without twisting her head, Pei Lan was a little anxious, she grabbed Chen Mo's cuffs: "Ah, I remembered!" β
"What do you remember?" Chen Mo frowned, this guy was so annoying when he was shocked.
"I remember where the quenching soul is." Pei Lan said to Chen Mo with a strange expression.
Seeing her nodding as if she was convincing herself, Chen Mo didn't know what to say for a while.
This guy can't lie for the first time, right?
Even if you make up a lie, you have to nod your head to confirm it, and convince yourself that the other party will believe it.
"Oh, where is he?" Chen Mo is embarrassed.
"She... She is in..."Pei Lan was in a hurry, and casually pointed to the entrance of the village: "She's there!" β
Chen Mo followed the direction of Pei Lan's finger and saw several old men with immortal wind bones caressing their beards, followed by a group of fierce and vicious disciples.
Although he was wearing a Taoist robe, the evil aura on his body still overwhelmed the change in temperament brought about by the Taoist robe.
At a glance, people only think that they are not real monks, but a group of bandits who rob houses and houses.
"It's them!" Pei Lan, who pointed at it casually, had a solemn face and gradually became cold.
These high-spirited guys who walked into the village were fake monks who robbed the villagers of food in the name of the blessing of the immortals.
"Old man Wang, the poor road has come to help you bless, why don't you quickly order someone to meet you!"
The old man at the head had a shrill voice, squinting his inverted triangular eyes to warn the trembling village chief.
"It's... Immortals... We've blessed it the other day, isn't it too fast now... Huh! Immortal... Immortals! β
Before the village chief finished speaking, he flew uncontrollably.
"Hey, the Heavenly Monarch Immortals bless you and bless your entire village with smooth weather, no illness and no disaster, you are good, but you are unwilling to show some meager sincerity!"
The old Taoist priest looked distressed, "It's okay now, the Heavenly Monarch Immortal is angry, you're going to be finished!" Even the poor road can't do anything! β
Seeing this, the other villagers all turned pale and ran home to take out the tribute.
Seeing that the village chief had already flown into the air, he was about to fall.
A dexterous figure jumped into the air, took the old village chief to help, and landed smoothly.
The old Taoist priest narrowed his eyes: "Dare to disturb the Heavenly Monarch Immortals to punish them, the Heavenly Monarch Immortals are merciful, give you a chance to punish yourself, gouge out your eyes, and kneel on the ground for seven days." β
"your immortals!" Pei Lan pulled out the two swords at her waist, "The most annoying thing in this girl's life is that damn red tape!" β
Pei Lan held two sharp blades in his hand, and in an instant, he had already slashed at the old Taoist priest who was the leader.
"Hey, rude to the immortals, your life is over."
As the old Taoist priest closed his eyes, a statue carried by those disciples slowly opened his eyes.