367, give me a certificate of promotion [1/2]
Zheng Zhifeng shouted that he wanted to change jobs, and asked Yi Yun to give her a certificate of promotion as an artilleryman, of course Yi Yun couldn't give it, his transfer was made by "pulling out the house and flying up", and the other party had to be his family to do it, Zheng Zhifeng and his family couldn't fight together with eight poles, which was absolutely impossible to pull out.
"Can't give it!" Yi Yun said honestly: "I just told your eldest brother not long ago, I can only use the promotion certificate to my family!"
"You're obviously an excuse!" Zheng Zhifeng's eyebrows furrowed: "Isn't it just to use this excuse to find my eldest brother to deceive the maid, just to take it back and make such and such games? I've seen a lot in the pirate's den." β
"It's not a pretext!" Yi Yun frowned and said: "I am the king of Jiashan and the king of Shanghai, why is it difficult to want a few beautiful maids to play games? As long as I have this meaning, the officials who want to send my maids can line up from Shanghai to the imperial capital, why do you need to lie to your brother." β
"It's a lie!" Zheng Zhifeng pouted: "These officials can only send you the maid of the Dameng Kingdom, but they can't send you the maid of Fusang...... I don't believe you don't know how easy it is for Fusang women to be maids! In Fusang, women have no status at all, and their status is 100 times lower than that of women in Dameng Country, they are obedient to men, you want her to be east, she can't go west, respectful and docile like a little sheep, this thing is hard to find in Dameng country. β
"Oh, it turns out that the Fusang maid is very useful!" Yi Yun was overjoyed: "I really don't know this!" He turned to a Fusang maid next to him and said, "When the uncle takes a bath tonight, I need you to come in and serve!"
The Fusang maid is very beautiful, a little like Ai Iijima, hearing Yi Yun's words, she nodded obediently and said: "Of course the servant is willing, the prince can serve the servant girl however he wants." β
"The service I want is excessive!" Yi Yun sneered, "I don't know if I want you to lick it all over my body up and down to my toes." β
The Fusang maid still said obediently: "The maid is the prince's person, and she can do anything for the prince." β
"Ha!" Yiyun is shuang, this Fusang maid is really obedient, if it is a maid of the Dameng country, she will be in this court. I must be embarrassed, blushing and shy, even if I want to, I have to twist for a long time, but this Fusang woman is as obedient as a little sheep.
Zheng Zhifeng said: "Look, how easy it is to use, I will give you twenty at once, how can you mean it, give me a certificate of promotion." I don't ask for much, just one, just turn me into an artilleryman. β
"This really can't work!" Yi Yun spread his hands: "If you say that you can only use it for your family, you can only use it for your family." If you come to my house to be a servant, I will help you become an artilleryman. β
"What?" Zheng Zhifeng was furious, and her eyebrows rose up: "You want your aunt and grandmother to be a maid for you?
"Little sister!" Zheng Zhilong couldn't listen anymore, waved his hand and said: "You are not an ignorant little girl, Nuo Da girl, why don't you understand human accidents? β
Yi Yun grinned when he heard this, and said helpfully: "That's it, you're not too young." Don't you know the basics of life?"
"What? You say I'm old?" Zheng Zhifeng was furious, the twenty-eight-year-old royal sister was very sensitive to age, and when she heard that she was not young, she suddenly jumped up.
"I didn't say you were old, I just said that you weren't young. Ewan shrugged.
"Then it's the same as the old!" Zheng Zhifeng took a bow from his back with a brush: "You said three times and twice that I am old, and I want to fight with you." According to the rules of pirates, let's fight a duel with one boat per person!"
"Don't make trouble, a second-order archer has to duel with me, and if you say it, it will become me bullying, and it's boring. The light on Yi Yun's body flowed, and various professions kept jumping up from his head, "Guard", "Tiger Guard", "Gunner", "Artillery", "Dao Chief", "Swordsman", all colorful. It's constantly changing. β¦,
Zheng Zhifeng's mouth opened with an "ah", watching so many professions keep jumping around on Yi Yun's head, on the one hand, she was shocked that Yi Yun had so many professions, and on the other hand, she was jealous, envious and hateful, she was just an "archer", and she wanted to change to a better profession but couldn't get it. This man has so many professions to play with...... Why are people so unequal?
"You...... You bully people!" Zheng Zhifeng's voice was filled with tears.
"Where am I bullying people again?" Yi Yun said helplessly: "It's because I don't want to bully you that I show you my profession, otherwise if you duel with one person and one boat, I will easily beat you down, that is bullying." β
"You have so many professions, and you must have a lot of promotion certificates, why don't you give me one?" Zheng Zhifeng cried out: "I want one, not more...... If you want money or a boat, I'll give it to you. Otherwise, if you want Fusang maids, I'll personally bring someone to Fusang to help you catch some. β
"Well...... It's all said that I can only give it to my family!"
"Liar, excuse!" Zheng Zhifeng cried.
Yi Yun smiled evilly, and suddenly reached into his arms and touched it, this way, there is a promotion certificate that can be given to outsiders, and I will give it to you.
"Really?" Zheng Zhifeng turned from crying to joy.
I saw Yi Yun touch it from his arms, and he really took out a golden promotion certificate, and casually put it into Zheng Zhifeng's hand and said: "Give it to you, you transfer this profession to ensure that it is rare!"
Zheng Zhifeng happily took it and took it to his hand and looked at it: "First order...... Eunuchs are evidence of promotion...... The condition for changing jobs is a man who doesn't have that kind of talk...... The class you get after changing classes is a first-order 'eunuch'......"
"Oh my mom!" Zheng Zhifeng threw his hand away: "You show me what dirty things." β
"Hey, don't throw it away. Yi Yun hurriedly took it back and stuffed it into his arms: "What a waste of things, such a good certificate of promotion, how can it become a dirty thing in your mouth? β
"Bah, I hate you. Zheng Zhifeng jumped with anger.
At this time, Zheng Zhilong spoke again: "Little sister, don't make trouble, it's really not a dirty thing." Hundreds of years ago, our surname Zheng once produced a seafaring hero, named Zheng He, he led a huge fleet, seven voyages to the Western Ocean, and shocked the world, and he was a eunuch, who had used the promotion certificate of the eunuch system, and it was said that he was the top master of the fifth order of the eunuch system, so this thing is really not dirty, the key is whether the person who uses it has righteousness in his heart and whether his ambition is ambitious. Eunuchs are not all bad people, don't sweep them to death with a rod. β
It turns out that there is also Zheng He in this world, and Yi Yun has grown a little knowledge.
"Big brother will help outsiders and ignore you. Zheng Zhifeng angrily rolled off the side of the boat and jumped into the sea with a pop. The big sand sea can't enter people at all, and as soon as you enter, you will be torn apart by the sand, Yi Yun was startled, but he didn't expect Zheng Zhifeng to swim up in the sea, and soon swam out of the distance and got on another boat in the distance, it turned out that this guy was wearing sea bass skin clothes......
At the same time that Yi Yun and the others were talking and laughing and advancing towards the Penghu Islands with a huge fleet, a large group of Dutch people were also sitting together in the newly built Magong Fort on Magong Island, the main island of the Penghu Islands, and holding a military council.
Sitting in the first place was a high-nosed Dutchman, this guy was named Putmans, who was appointed by the Dutch as the governor of the Ryukyus, and the Dutch had handed over the Ryukyu Island and the Penghu Islands to Putmans, who belonged to the highest military governor in the Far East.
The Dutch people did not hold meetings as orderly as Da Mengguo, speaking according to their status, they were more casual, and an officer shouted to Putmans: "Your Excellency, according to the news from Macao, the southeast pirate Zheng Zhilong has come to us, bringing a thousand ships on board, how to deal with this battle?"
Putmans was a typical Caucasian Westerner, and at that time Western whites had an almost pathological sense of superiority, always feeling that Caucasian people were the best race in the world, and other races were monkeys. These guys have pride and prejudice in their bones, and they don't care about all non-white races, and he snorted coldly: "Zheng Zhilong...... Isn't that the same Nikolai?"
Nicholas is the name that Zheng Zhilong took when he was a translator under the Dutch.
Putmans laughed: "A mere interpreter has become a big pirate, laughing to death." Don't be afraid of him, this kind of waste, give him a thousand small sampans, and it will not be able to compete with our Dutch big warships. β
The Dutch are not all like him, there are also old and serious people, and an officer is a little responsible and said: "Your Excellency, this is a thousand ships, unlike the last Beiyang Fleet with only a few dozen, we only have five Dutch galleons in our hands now, is the combat power a little thin?"
"Then transfer a few ships from Geranza City in the Ryukyus!" Putmans waved his hand indifferently and said: "Transfer our three big ships in Ryukyu, and there are hundreds of soldiers left behind over there, all of them are transferred, it is a large army of eight warships and two thousand guns, the pirates of the Great Meng Kingdom should have never seen such a huge fleet, we don't have to fight, we will scare them to death." β
"Your Excellency, please forgive me for speaking bluntly!" the old officer said seriously: "Eight warships, two thousand soldiers, in the eyes of us Dutch, it is indeed a great fleet, but in the country of Dameng...... This army can only be regarded as a very small army, and we can't scare the pirates. β
"No matter how many small fish and shrimp there are, they can't beat sharks!" Putmans waved his hand impatiently: "The last time the emperor of the Great Meng Kingdom was defeated by us, is it possible that a group of pirates is stronger than the emperor?"
When he said this, the other officers didn't have much to say. At this time, the West was also in the era of the supremacy of imperial power, and in their opinion, the king of a country, or the emperor, represented the highest combat effectiveness of that country, and since they had defeated the imperial conquest, there was really nothing to worry about.
Putmans said triumphantly: "Win this battle well, and we will be able to win the exclusive trade rights of the Great Meng Country!"