Chapter 054: Playing with Fire Will Urinate on the Kang
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Su Tang walked into the woods with An Ran, and the woods here were much sparser than the isolated islands.
Branches that fell from the trees covered the ground, and people crunched as they walked on them.
Su Tang held a sickle in his hand, chopping firewood along the path in the woods, and An Ran bent down to pick up the branches on the ground.
"Dignified, I'll send the branches in the basket back first, otherwise I won't be able to fit it."
"Okay, I'll get some thicker ones."
After receiving a response, Enron carried the bamboo basket on his back and prepared to return to the camp.
But just as she turned around and walked a few steps, suddenly, a figure came out from in front of her.
Before An Ran could see who this figure was, her left shoulder was hit hard.
Losing her balance, she stumbled backwards, and stepped on the branch on the ground without dying, and the whole person fell backwards in an instant.
"Ahh
"Whoa—"
An Ran squatted on the ground, and the branches in the basket behind him were scattered all over the ground.
"Oops, I'm sorry, I just ran too fast, I didn't see you, I'm sorry."
Zhou Guoguo, the most proud of Miss Qi Huan's doglegs, was the first to apologize to An Ran, but although this was an apology, his tone was indeed domineering and proud.
Seeing Zhou Guoguo speak, another dog-legged Chen Xuan'er also accosted him, and accused An Ran who was sitting on the ground: "You too, everyone is going forward, you suddenly go backwards, where can we see it?" It's your problem. ”
"Hey, you hit me, how can you say it's my problem?" An Ran was angry, and he immediately fought back.
Zhou Guoguo sneered: "That's not your problem, can it still be our problem?" Don't think you're going to be able to talk to us on your toes after a few days with some sluts! It's just an eighth-rate combination, what's the spirit! ”
"You, what are you talking about!"
"What, don't you understand? That's right, if you follow a person who either kills fish or chickens every day, how can you understand human speech! You tell that person not to be too sassy and be careful......"
"Be careful of what?"
When An Ran saw Su Tang coming, he immediately got up and ran to her side: "Tangtang, you are here, they are too bullying." ”
"I heard it, I said I killed fish and chickens, right?"
Su Tang's eyes drooped, raised the freshly chopped firewood in his hand, and looked at it carefully.
Seeing this, Zhou Guoguo was also disdainful, rolled his eyes, and continued: "Isn't it? Do you dare to say that you have never killed a fish or a chicken before? Oh, if you don't say it, this vulgar person can only do vulgar things, what else will you do except these behind-the-scenes things! ”
Su Tang sneered: "You can still kill, do you want to try?" ”
As he spoke, Su Tang raised his eyes and looked at Zhou Guoguo with murderous intent, this look made her tremble with fright.
"This, this, this in broad daylight, you, who are you scaring about! You dare to mess around, I, I'm screaming! ”
Su Tang smiled lightly: "Scare? Go back and ask your master, and she will tell you if I scared you. Also, don't do anything to my people in the future, otherwise, the consequences may not be so simple! ”
"Okay, you Su Tang, you wait, I'll see if there's a time for you to beg us! Let's go! ”
After speaking, Zhou Guoguo took the other two sisters and continued to march towards the woods, but they had only taken two steps when a piece of firewood blocked their way.
"Where? Pick up the branches that have fallen from the ground! ”
"What? Su Tang, you're not mistaken, right? You let us pick up branches? We debuted earlier than you, and our fame is greater than yours, so it's ridiculous that you should have served us tea and poured water, and even asked us to help you pick up branches. ”
The corners of Zhou Guoguo's mouth hooked disdainfully, and he continued to prepare to move forward.
But just listening to the "snap", she only felt that something was pressing against the back of her neck.
At this moment, she didn't dare to move.
"Su Tang! What are you doing?! ”
"Su Tang, it's daytime, don't be impulsive! If you hurt someone, you can't escape it! ”
When the other two sisters saw Su Tang pressing the branch in his hand against Zhou Guoguo, they immediately became panicked, and the appearance that had just appeared was not there, but was replaced by panic.
"Can't escape the involvement? There are so many branches, and if they are injured, they are only scratches, and besides, how can you prove that I was injured without evidence? Don't forget, you were the ones who provoked first! You say, with such fair skin, if you scratch it, will it affect the photogenic? ”
Su Tang said word by word without emotion, the words were cold, the branches in her hands became more and more forceful, and Zhou Guoguo's skin came with a tingling pain.
She was arrogant just now, but at this time, her expression completely changed, her tone softened, and she pleaded: "That, misunderstandings and misunderstandings are misunderstandings, isn't it just a branch, I'll pick it up, I'll pick it up." ”
After speaking, Zhou Guoguo staggered to the bamboo basket that Anran had dropped, squatted down and picked up the branches scattered on the ground one by one.
Seeing this, the other two sisters immediately stepped forward and helped pick up the branches together.
Su Tang was on the side, holding a branch in one hand and firewood in the other, and his eyes were always staring at the three people picking up the branches, like a small farm overseer.
Seeing this, An Ran sighed lightly, and couldn't help but sigh in her heart: "Fortunately, she only holds a branch, if this is the sickle, hehe, it will be really exciting." ”
A few minutes later, Zhou Guoguo put all the branches that were still scattered on the ground back into the basket, and then without saying a word, he ran away with a twist of his buttocks.
An Ran looked at them like that, and he really thought it was funny.
How angry I was when I came, how embarrassed I am now, this is really my own face, how cool it is.
At this time, not far from her, Shen Xingyuan was squatting behind a tree and secretly observing the cut that had just happened.
This is worried and afraid of being discovered, like a little husband who is following his daughter-in-law.
"It seems that I really am overly worried, this guy really doesn't suffer at all." Shen Xingyuan, who witnessed the whole process, still had a little pride in his tone.
And Tong Nan on the side felt helpless when he heard it: "Hey, I said, you were also handsome on the stage before, fascinating a group of girls, now, squatting here, you see, I don't know and think we are thieves." ”
"I, I'm just going to see how she chops wood and learn."
"Hehe, learn to chop wood? I think you want to see people. Come on, I'm too lazy to tell you, guy with a brain in water. ”
After speaking, Tong Nan got up directly, waved his hand and walked towards the camp.
After Shen Xingyuan made sure that Su Tang was safe, he also silently turned around and left with Tong Nan.
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Ten minutes later, Su Tang, who had finished collecting firewood, returned to the tent.
After a busy morning, she was really hungry. So, she also started to pile up the chopped firewood.
"Whew-whew-"
"What are you doing?"
"Let's start a fire, we don't have an open flame now, so we can only use the way of drilling wood to make a fire. If you dodge a little, there will be sparks flying out, don't burn you. ”
"Okay."
After speaking, Su Tang picked up the wooden stick that had been sharpened with a sickle, and then took out another thicker piece of firewood and began to rotate it rapidly.
Soon, a wisp of smoke came out of the firewood.
"Enron, take the paper and put it on some fine hay and come closer."
"Okay, here we go."
Hearing Su Tang's explanation, An Ran also acted quickly, put a few pieces of paper on the hay, and leaned over to the place where Su Tang turned and smoked.
Because of the friction and heat, the temperature of the borehole was too high, so with a bang, the paper burned, and instantly ignited the hay behind it.
And just like that, an open flame was formed.
"Wow, dignified, you're so good, you can do it." An Ran couldn't help but cast a look of adoration.
"It's nothing great, it's just a skill." Su Tang replied modestly.
On the other hand, the other guests saw Su Tang's magic operation and started a fire, and they also followed suit.
The scene once fell into an inexplicable situation, and such a spectacular collective drilling scene also made the program team have to type a line of subtitles on the screen - play with fire and urine, please do not imitate.