I opened the night shift management manual, and the first sentence on it was: There are family laws and rules.

After 8 o'clock in the evening, all the affairs of the funeral home were handled by the night shift management, and no one else was allowed to interfere.

This sentence made me frown slightly.

I thought I was a small staff here, but I didn't expect to have such a big right?

At eight o'clock in the evening, everything here is decided by the night shift management?

I didn't believe it, so I quickly took out my mobile phone and called Zhang Sanfen.

On the other end of the phone, Zhang Sanfen answered very quickly, but his tone was a little impatient: "What's wrong?" ”

I said, "Boss, someone asked if the body was collected, it was ...... in the black brick kiln."

Before I finished speaking, the other side interrupted me: "You also ask me about such a thing?" Make up your own mind! ”

Before I could speak, a busy tone came from the other end of the phone.

I'm a little angry, what kind of attitude is this!

I had just joined the funeral home, and I was not familiar with everything here, how to collect the body, how much it cost, and who to ask for to deliver it.

Even if it's for you, you have to familiarize me with the business, and it's best to find someone to take me with you, right?

I was furious and said to the man, "I'm sorry buddy, I can't take your job." ”

Didn't you let me make up my own mind? Then I won't accept it!

The man was suddenly anxious, and his face was full of smiles: "Don't mind, little brother, look, I will raise the price for you more, 800 yuan per body!" ”

"Little brother, you see, those laborers are also poor people, who were abducted and sold to work as coolies when they were alive, and they don't even have a place to rest when they die, aren't they?"

"Even if you don't get that commission, you have to think about your own honest and kind heart!"

When I heard the word commission, I immediately blinked and asked, "What, how much can I raise when I receive a corpse?" ”

The man was stunned, and then blinked as well: "Little brother, haven't you read the night shift management manual yet?" According to the above regulations, you earn half of the income from the collection of corpses, and the funeral home earns half. ”

"Of course, if you feel that some work is not easy to do, you can still raise the price......

At that time, I had a series of groans in my heart!

Eight hundred dollars for a corpse, can I earn four hundred?

I kept my face silent and asked, "How many bodies are there?" ”

The man replied quickly: "Eight! ”

My mind began to calculate quickly, eight corpses, the fee is six thousand four hundred, half of which is mine, that is three thousand two hundred yuan!

it! Before, I thought that the basic salary of 5,000 yuan a month was too low, and Zhang Sanfen was too picky.

Now it seems, what's the door?

It's just too generous, okay!

No, I have to take this job tonight! Isn't it just eight corpses? Lao Tzu took it!

I said righteously, "Big brother, what you said is right. Those black laborers are a group of poor people, who were abused when they were alive, and they didn't even have a place to rest when they died. ”

"I'll take the job!"

"But a body of eight hundred yuan, the money can't be less!"

The man was overjoyed, took out a stack of banknotes from his bag and stuffed it over: "Little brother, I just said that I didn't see the wrong person, he was full of justice at a young age, and he must be a leader in the circle and a big name in the industry in the future!" ”

I said in my heart that I could get it.

That's it, and when I pay off Zhang Sanfen's debts, I will leave it as soon as I do it.

Lao Tzu is the one who wants to find a girlfriend in the future!

But...... If you make enough money here, it doesn't seem impossible to stay for another year or two.

I was full of thoughts, and the man was full of compliments, and handed me a business card.

There is only one name and phone number on the business card,

I took a casual look, his name was Zhao Fei, and his business card did not write the unit, nor did he write the position.

But I don't care, he pays, I collect the corpse, the cash is settled, and Tong Su is not deceived.

With a heavy stack of money in my hand, I had a rather unreal feeling.

But after receiving the money, you have to do things well for others.

I put the money in my pocket, took the night shift management manual and went back to my bachelor dormitory.

I have to take a good look at this manual, so as not to mess things up by not understanding anything.

This look, I saw the evening.

And the more I looked, the more cold my hands and feet became, and I screamed to the.

According to the night shift management manual, there are two types of corpse collection.

One is that someone else sends it over, and the night shift manager is responsible for taking the body to the morgue.

The other is to go out on duty, that is, to drive outside to collect the corpse.

In general, corpses that are sent at night are more or less problematic.

For example, during the funeral, the corpse of someone is disturbed by cats and dogs, and there are signs of corpse transformation, and it will be sent to the funeral home for processing.

Another example is that if a deceased dies unjustly, his eyes are not closed after death, and his body sinks like a mountain, he will also be sent here.

Even more sinister are the corpses that committed suicide, and depending on the way of suicide, there are all kinds of different weirdness.

All in all, the corpses of normal people will not be sent in the middle of the night.

The corpse that Zhao Fei asked me to collect was definitely not as simple as I thought!

Thinking of this, I immediately took out my mobile phone and called Zhao Fei.

As soon as the phone was connected, I suppressed my anger and asked, "Big brother, is there something wrong with these eight corpses?" ”

Zhao Fei heard my voice and laughed with me; "Little brother, look at what you asked. If it was normal, you wouldn't be invited to collect it, would it? ”

I said impatiently, "Don't talk nonsense! Getting to the point! ”

Zhao Fei still laughed and said, "Little brother, we can't move those eight coffins." ”

According to Zhao Fei, the case of the black brick kiln has been solved, and the suspect should be shot and shot, and the prisoner should be imprisoned.

The victims were sent home alive, and those who were dead and could not be identified were temporarily collected in coffins, and then an announcement was issued to wait for the families of the deceased to collect them.

Originally, the bodies would be sent to the funeral home during the day, but when they were transported, a strange thing happened.

These coffins were so heavy that they looked like solid lumps!

Four or five young and strong young men worked together, but they could only move the coffin a few centimeters slightly!

This thing makes people look at it and call it evil.

A shriveled corpse weighs no more than 100 catties, even if the coffin is added, it is only 145 catties.

How could it be that four or five people couldn't lift it?

At that time, some unbelievers were angry, took out their mobile phones and were about to call a crane, but he didn't believe that even the crane was helpless with these coffins!

But before he could make a call, someone stopped him.

He was stopped by a police forensic doctor, and he was responsible for the autopsy of the black laborers.

This man was an old man in his sixties, and he told the person in charge that there was naturally a reason why the coffin could not be moved, and he insisted on taking it away with a crane, and even if he got it, it would definitely cause endless trouble.

This matter will have to be left to a professional corpse collector.

Who is a professional corpse collector? Naturally, it's me, the freshly baked night shift administrator.