Chapter 7: The Corpse
This is not very reliable when you hear it.
The offer of 50,000 yuan is also not in line with Zhao Fei's character.
According to the boss, this guy is an iron rooster and doesn't pull out a hair.
I'm willing to give you an offer of 50,000 yuan, maybe how dangerous it is.
Tsk, a gambling stick that was cut into seventeen or eighteen pieces by his wife's own hands, and the body cannot be buried after death, what kind of ordinary people can do?
I said unceremoniously, "I'm sorry, I don't want to take this job." ”
Zhao Fei said again: "Brother, hey, brother! ”
"50,000 yuan is not low, besides, isn't the funeral home dedicated to solving problems for the people?"
"Seriously, the corpse can't be taken away, and the gambler's wife and daughter will definitely not be able to live in peace. If there is any difference between the two of them, it will not be possible to tell your boss about it, right? ”
I ignored him and took care of myself to clean up the incense burner and the soul flag.
Looking back, several men he brought were carrying a coffin to the light truck.
Now that the coffin can be removed, it's basically not a big deal. Wait for the daytime to send it to the funeral home, that is what Director Gu should be responsible for.
So I said, "Lao Zhao, I'm actually quite good at talking, but what I hate the most is that others lie to me." ”
"Okay, don't talk about this, I won't take this job."
"Hurry up and dispose of these corpses, we're done with this."
With that, I threw my stuff into the passenger seat of the car and got headlong into the cab.
The Wrangler's car window was covered with a dark car film, and Zhao Fei didn't see Zhang Sanfen sitting in the back row.
He took a step forward and said quickly, "Brother, hey! Brothers! Last time it was my fault, I admit it. ”
"But you can't afford not to take it!"
"Brother, think about it, the orphan and widow, even if you don't go to prison, you have to be killed by the corpse!"
"You are a capable person, and you have a lot of responsibility, we can't watch orphans and widows die tragically!"
He kept chasing the car, but I ignored him, and the car started and soon left the black brick kiln along the dirt road.
Zhang Sanfen sat in the back row, and then reached out and took the spirit flag and bronze incense burner.
He slipped it into his handbag, then dropped it in the passenger seat.
Zhang Sanfen said: "These things are for you." ”
I hummed, and suddenly asked, "Boss, did you hear what Zhao Fei just said?" ”
Zhang Sanfen nodded and said, "That thing is called a corpse." ”
"Anything that has missing parts of the corpse is called a corpse, and generally speaking, the corpse is not easy to collect, because the body is mutilated, and even the ancestral grave has advanced after death."
And the gambling stick that Zhao Fei said was killed and then divided, which is a big murderous thing. Ordinary people can't hold back. ”
I asked softly, "Boss, can you collect this corpse?" ”
Zhang Sanfen said proudly: "There is no corpse in the world that the funeral home can't receive!" It doesn't matter what kind of corpse you are, cursed corpse, resentful corpse, horizontal corpse, as long as you enter the funeral home, there is no dishonest! ”
I smiled and said, "Boss, why don't we go and collect this corpse?" ”
"Although 50,000 yuan is less, the mosquito has small legs, and he is also meat."
In the rearview mirror, Zhang Sanfen said with a smile: "You are the night shift administrator of the funeral home, and this matter should be decided by you." ”
I was a little hesitant, in fact, I didn't want to accept the corpse of this Rauschzi.
But Zhao Fei's grandson is very capable of grasping human nature.
He could see at a glance that I was soft-hearted and had a strong sense of justice, so I didn't mention the money just now, just taking the lives of the mother and daughter.
Not to mention, I don't care about the 50,000 yuan, but if I stand by and cause the mother and daughter to die, I guess I will feel guilty for the rest of my life.
I smiled and said, "Boss, don't you know how capable I am?" ”
"If you go with me, you'll take the job. It's great, let's slaughter Zhao Fei once, and give him a sky-high price! ”
"Look, how about 200,000?"
Zhang Sanfen said expressionlessly: "I said, I will only take you for one night." ”
"If you agree, you'll go by yourself tomorrow night."
I was a little unhappy all of a sudden, I wanted to take this corpse, not to make much money.
In fact, even if it is an offer of 200,000 yuan, it will only be 200 yuan on me.
I can't afford to trouble myself for the 200 yuan commission.
Money is earned by you, you love it or not.
So I said angrily, "Then I won't take this job!" ”
Zhang Sanfen shrugged indifferently and said, "No problem, you decide for yourself." ”
Because of this, I was a little dissatisfied with my boss.
Rules are dead, but people are alive. In case the corpse is really harmful, the boss will not save him when he sees death, and he will open his eyes when he sees money.
With this in mind, I deliberately pressed the accelerator very hard when driving, and even ran in potholes.
Zhang Sanfen, who was upside down, couldn't help but say: "Hey! Ay! Can you do it? ”
"Can you drive slower?"
I ignored him, but soon the Wrangler was on the paved national highway.
Zhang Sanfen noticed that I was unhappy, and said to himself: "Actually, there is nothing to be afraid of corpses. ”
"Since this thing is haunted by the mutilation of the corpse, it cherishes the rest of its body."
"If you want to solve this thing, the best way is to bring gasoline, and it is most convenient to burn it on fire."
"It doesn't matter if you can't burn it, find a freezer, pick up the corpses piece by piece and freeze them inside, who can't clean them up?"
I was secretly amused.
Is this a disguised obedience?
I didn't expect the boss to be usually steady and heavy, and he still has such a tsundere side in his heart.
Speaking of which, he was only twenty-four or five years old, not much older than me.
Zhang Sanfen said: "What about this person, the most important thing in the rivers and lakes is to talk about the rules. I said I wanted to take you for one night, but I really could only take you for one night. ”
"Not even one more day."
I drove silently, and Zhang Sanfen came out from time to time behind the car, sometimes talking about various ways to deal with the corpses.
Sometimes it's about the importance of the rules of our business.
I listened, and the car had arrived at the door of the funeral home.
When I returned, it was already dark.
Zhang Sanfen looked at his watch and said, "It's five o'clock, pack up your things and get off work!" ”
"Remember, rest well during the day and be refreshed when you're on duty at night."
After a pause, he repeated: "The night shift management manual is very important, you must read it and eat it thoroughly!" ”
This isn't the first time he's reminded me.
From this point of view, it seems that the night shift management manual is really more important than I thought.
I thought as I handed the car keys to Zhang Sanfen.
But he pushed the key back and said, "Sometimes you need to go out on night duty. ”
"You can drive the car first, remember to leave a small receipt when you refuel, and go back to Director Gu on the day shift for reimbursement."
I was stunned,! O Wrangler!
And it's modified! Just give me a casual opening?