"My dear, let me ask you a question, what exactly is the function of hair?" After this day of passion, Monet suddenly stroked Nicole's long black and shiny hair and asked softly.

"It's beautiful!" Nicole replied casually.

"Of course, the function now is good-looking, but what do you say was the original function of hair? You must know that every creature on the earth has slowly adapted to the creatures on the earth after tens of thousands of years of evolution, and almost all useless creatures and useless parts of the creatures have been eliminated. Monet asked again.

This time Nicole thought for a moment, then replied, "Maybe it's to protect her head?" ”

"We all know that the skull is almost the hardest bone in the human body, and since we already have extremely hard skulls, why do we need soft hair to protect them? In fact, even if we shave our hair, it won't affect our lives at all, right?

And what's even stranger is that human hair can grow almost indefinitely without trimming, just imagine how in ancient times, human beings competed with those murderous birds of prey in the grasslands, jungles and mountains with long hair on the ground? Doesn't that delay things? Why hasn't something so useless evolved? Monet asked again.

"But animals also have hair!" Nicole asked rhetorically.

Monet retorted: "But animal hair does not grow after a certain length, only human hair will continue to grow, and even within a week after death, as long as the corpse does not decay, the hair will continue to grow!" ”

"If it's long, it's long, and it's okay to cut it short, such as using sharp stone chips." Nicole replied disapprovingly.

"But this raises the question of whether humans learned to use tools first or had infinitely long hair first!" Monet asked.

Nicole tilted her head and thought for a moment, then replied, "Well, I guess in ancient times, hair should not have grown too long, because now our hair can grow indefinitely because of adequate nutrition and careful care." ”

"Let's not talk about whether there was no condition for infinite hair growth in ancient times, even if the hair just covers the eyes, it already affects survival!" Monet argued.

"Well, that's right." Nicole was a little speechless, but then simply stopped arguing with Monet: "Tony, what's wrong with you today, why are you actually thinking about your hair!" ”

There is no mistake

"Because I had an idea that had to do with hair, and my design is like this!

On a distant planet, inhabited by human ancestors, human beings were created using technology. In the process of continuous evolutionary development, they gradually eliminated the original evil consciousness and concepts, and were able to use hair to control the beam of thought to leave the body at will, so as to achieve eternal life (the explanation of eternal life, using hair as a medium of transportation, brain waves are the soul detached from a dead body and into the next body). ）

However, in the long process of development and evolution, human beings have challenged the authority of the ruling class and committed heavy sins, so they have been banished to earth after being stripped of their hair, and have been deprived of the right to eternal life. After a long time, the ruling class sent four ABCD men to Earth and told them to return to their homeland as soon as humanity realized its fault.

These four people are Muhammad, Shakyamuni, Jesus, and Lao Tzu, and they came to earth by teleporting their souls to the flesh of human babies and growing together with them. But it turned out to be a failure, and they told the higher orders that humanity could not be saved. There are three main questions that run through it: What is the function of the hair? If evil cannot be eradicated, then what is the meaning of religion? What is the truth behind human nature? ”

Nicole digested it for two minutes before she recovered, and then couldn't help but exclaim, "Oh my God! Tony, you're a great idea! What do you think about imagining the gods of these religions as aliens? ”

Monet naturally can't say that this is because when he chatted with Chen Yuanqi yesterday, he reminded him of Wesley, the great god, and then thought of his most imaginative work "Hair", so he casually said nonsense: "This is what I thought of when chatting with Chen yesterday, because we suddenly found that if all the incredible phenomena are explained by aliens, then they all make sense, and then I began to assume that the legendary gods in Eastern and Western cultures are aliens. Actually, I had a doubt for many years, but I just haven't figured it out! ”

"But if you follow your theory, then why do monks shave their heads? Didn't Shakyamuni want humans to return to their homeland? But according to the Buddhist scriptures, don't they all hope to go to the Western Heaven Elysium after death? Nicole asked, puzzled.

Monet explained: "I really don't know how to explain this for a while, but in reality I still know the reason why monks shave their heads, because Buddhism originated in India, which is a hot region near the equator, and most of the rulers shaved their heads, even the highest-ranking Brahmins, so the bald head is a symbol of the ruling class there."

The monk shaved his head, originated from the relics of the Ashoka period, symbolizing ****, until seven hundred years later, about the fifth century AD, Buddhism was fully attached to the government, thus giving birth to the belief of shaved heads, before which the monks could not shave their heads. The earliest intention of the monk's shaved head represents ****, and the monks are attached to the regime for the ruler's use. ”

"Well, I didn't understand it, but it felt like it made sense! Tony, when are you going to be able to write this? Be sure to show it to me as soon as possible! Nicole urged.

Monet replied with a smile: "You must be the first to see it, because it is up to you to write this book, and this time under your own pseudonym, I will just provide an outline and an idea!" ”

"Huh?! I, I'll write? But I'm afraid I've wasted such a good idea! Nicole replied with some unconfidence.

"Don't be afraid, I have confidence in your strength, in fact, dear you should have used your pen name a long time ago, but I have been needed to make a name for several magazines before, and now I don't need to, I want to make my dear Nicole the most famous female writer in the United States, so I give you what I think is the best idea as your first article!" Monet said affectionately.

"Honey, you've been so good to me!" Nicole was moved.