532. Forbidden foods
After a while, Takigawa Kazuki and Wasuka Koroku arrived.
Wasuka Koroku won't talk about it, Iyun has already dealt with this little ninja many times, so he didn't pay much attention to her. His main attention fell on Takigawa Kazuyi.
I saw that Takigawa Ichiyi was a little beauty about eighteen years old, with a rather beautiful appearance, a cold expression, wearing a black ninja suit, and a long Omi gun on her back.
"Huh, Shinobi?" Yi Yun couldn't help but be slightly surprised, isn't this the same as Zaga?
Hearing Yi Yun's questioning words, Takigawa Yiyi turned his face and faced Yi Yun, she still didn't have too many expressions on her face, quite the style of a female ninja: "That's right, I'm a ninja who uses guns, but it's not a third-order guns, but a fourth-order 'iron cannon ninja', I can't imagine that Lord Kyushu Shou still knows that there is such a profession as guns." ”
"Well, hehe, I've had a fight with the Saga people!" Yi Yun spread his hands: "Those guys dispatched nearly a hundred gunners to assassinate me, but fortunately I was lucky." Are you from Saga?"
"No!" Takigawa Kazuyi shook his head and said, "I was born in Koga Shinobu Village in Koga County, Omi, and I am an Koga ninja. In Fuso, Saga is not the only one who has ninjas who play guns, Iga and Koga have them, but the number is relatively small. ”
Oh, I see, Yi Yun has grown a little more knowledge and knows a little more about Fuso.
Nobunaga saw that the two knew each other, so he began to get down to business: "Yiyi, Koroko, the two of you use ninjutsu to infiltrate Kotani Castle and find a way to rescue Ichihime." If the enemy is too tightly guarded and can't be saved, you must also find out where Ichihime is being held. ”
"Yes!" the two replied in unison.
"Be sure to take care of your own safety!" Nobunaga said earnestly, "Don't let the enemy have too many hostages. ”
"Yes!" the two ninjas nodded, and then turned into two puffs of smoke at the same time, drifting towards the mountain path.
In fact, Yi Yunman wanted to stand up and say, "I'll go too!" But he thought about it, people Nobunaga saved his sister, what kind of fun did he go to make a fuss? Anyway, there are no powerful ninjas in the Asai family, at least he hasn't seen any great characters in the Asai family from the history books.
After the small episode, the situation surrounding Kotani City did not change in the slightest. Eyun had nothing to do again. It was time to eat again, so Iyun went back to his tent and waited for the meal to begin.
Yiwu cook Wang Jiujiu set up a makeshift stove in front of Yiyun's tent. Give him a delicious Da Meng national dish. The big cute stir-fry will emit a huge fragrance when it is fried, and after a while, the country girl who will appear in front of Yi Yun every day at dinner time will come again, obviously wanting to rub the rice.
Usually Yi Yun will let the country girl rub the rice, because this guy can't eat all year round and it's pitiful, but today after hearing that she wants to capture the big Meng country and threaten to set the capital of Ningbo, Yi Yun is a little unkind to see her, and I don't want to invite her to this meal.
I saw a girl from the countryside squatting beside Wang Jiujiu with a smile on her face and watching him cook. Yi Yun didn't want to explain directly and then drive her away, so he walked over and asked Wang Jiujiu in Dameng Chinese: "Wang Jiujiu, this woman has offended me today, and it is a very serious offense. How do you think we're going to fix her?"
He said Da Meng language, and the country girl next to him couldn't understand it at all, and of course the translator wouldn't translate such words, so the country girl smiled and didn't notice it at all.
As soon as Wang Jiujiu saw Yi Yun's smile, he knew that he was going to make a bad move, and hurriedly said, "Lord Wang." Then I deliberately made the food very unpalatable, and I would definitely be able to cry for her. ”
"I'm rubbing, you're stupid, you make the food hard to eat, so what should I eat?" ...,
"Uh...... It's the subordinates who don't think it through. Wang Jiujiu sweated.
"I have a way!" Yi Yun snorted and said, "I heard that some ingredients cannot be eaten at the same time, and once eaten at the same time, it will cause some physical discomfort, do you know such a combination of ingredients?"
"Haha, you can ask the right person about this!" Wang Jiujiu said proudly: "We who learn to be chefs must learn the taboo matching method of food, when my master taught me cooking, he let me memorize it for several days, which things can not be eaten together, that is to be strictly observed." ”
"Oh, tell me something!" said Ivan.
Wang Jiujiu said seriously: "Dog meat and mung beans will be poisoned if eaten at the same time." Soft-shelled turtle and amaranth can be poisoned if eaten at the same time. Chicken and chrysanthemums may even die if they are eaten at the same time......"
He said a lot of things, all of which were poisoned, and he would die and other terrible results.
Yi Yun was sweating profusely when he heard this: "Are they all such vicious tricks? Is there anything soft? After all, I am still a hostage in the Oda family, and if I poison Hideyoshi, it will be bad for me." ”
"There are soft ones!" Wang Jiujiu said: "Pork and water chestnut can't be eaten at the same time, otherwise you will have a stomachache." Beef and millet should not be eaten at the same time, otherwise it will cause vomiting. Crabs and persimmons can't be eaten at the same time, otherwise you will have diarrhea......"
"Haha, diarrhea!" Yi Yun clapped his hands and said, "That's it, crab and persimmon...... You bring us a plate, I'll only eat one of them, and I'll be fine, she's sure to eat both, and she'll definitely get hit, hahahaha. ”
The two discussed this evil and bad thing in the big cute language, but Hideyoshi, a country girl next to them, still didn't know anything.
Wang Jiujiu laughed and said: "Respect the order of the prince, my subordinates will make a drum crab, and then make a persimmon scrambled egg......"
"Well, remember to make something to eat, hehe, she wrote her name upside down without crying. Ewan laughed wickedly.
In a short time, a table of delicacies was ready, and all kinds of dishes were placed on the table.
Yi Yun generously said to the country girl: "Sister Hideyoshi, come to dinner, and invite you to dinner today." ”
"Wow, Lord Kyushu Shou is really a good person!" The country girl didn't know what to do, and happily made it to the table, she raised her eyes and swept it, and saw that there were two new dishes on the table today, which she had never seen before.
"What are these two dishes?" asked the country girl hurriedly.
"It's called a drum crab. Yi Yun introduced: "The so-called drum juice is a kind of sauce made of bean drums, which is very delicious, in the food culture of our Dameng country, the method of making sauce has always been a secret skill that will never be passed on, the sauce method is delicious, the dish is delicious, tsk, you must try this thing." ”
"I don't understand, but it sounds amazing. The country girl hurriedly picked up a crab with drum sauce and ate it with a snap: "Wow, it's so delicious, so happy." ”
Yi Yun pointed to the persimmon scrambled eggs and said: "This is an ordinary dish, persimmon scrambled eggs, but in the dishes of our Dameng country, the simpler the dish, the more you can see the chef's skills, such as persimmon scrambled eggs, it can be said that every chef can do it, but to make it better than other chefs, it will take decades of skill to do it, tsk, it's not easy." ”
As soon as Yi Yun said this, how could the country girl not taste it, she sandwiched two chopsticks and persimmon scrambled eggs, and ate them into her stomach again, Yi Yun suddenly held back a smile in her heart, hahaha, this guy, hit!
Okay, the goal has been achieved, but in order to increase the amount and let this guy get hit as soon as possible, Yi Yun deliberately ate other dishes, the country girl is a guest after all, and when she sees the host's family eating other dishes, she is embarrassed to grab it, so she eats drum crab and persimmon scrambled eggs, and after a while, this guy is full of crabs and persimmons. ...,
"Oops...... Why do I feel a little pain in my stomach...... "The country girl finally sensed that something was wrong.
"Huh, what's wrong?" asked Iyun feigned kindness.
"Uh...... I can't say it, it's like something is churning in my stomach, it's so uncomfortable......" The country girl made a bitter face.
"I see, you must have eaten too much, and you ate too quickly, and you had indigestion!" Yi Yun sneered.
"Uh......h It's rare for people to be able to eat a few meals, so of course they have to eat hard...... Woo...... Maybe it's really eating too quickly. The beautiful face of the country girl was crumpled and looked very miserable: "No...... I...... I'm going to be away for a while......"
There is a strange thing about Fuso women, they seem to regard going to the toilet as a very humiliating thing, and it is difficult to talk about it in front of men. For example, in various anime and cartoons, you can see that Fuso women will not say directly when they want to go to the toilet, but will say that I will go away for a while, so that the men of Fuso will understand and no longer ask.
Of course, Yi Yun understood, but he pretended not to understand, and asked, "Ah, you're eating? Why do you want to leave all of a sudden? Don't be in a hurry to leave, drink two more glasses of wine." Or have some dessert after a meal. ”
"This ......" The face of the country girl was very sad, and her body began to tremble, you must know that diarrhea comes very quickly, once you want to pull, you must go to the toilet immediately, otherwise it is impossible to hold back. But she was embarrassed to say it directly, so she had to say with a bitter face: "No need to drink, I really have something, I have to walk away for a while, or will I come back later to drink and eat dessert?"
"When I come back later, I'll have eaten all the wine and dessert, so you might as well eat some first." "Iyun deliberately didn't let people go.
"Oops......" The country girl's body bowed down, her hands were on her stomach, and her two slender legs were twisted together: "No, I'm really in a hurry......"
"What's more urgent than having dinner with me?" said Evan, pretending, "Don't you like eating at my place?"
"No...... I really enjoy eating at Mamoru Kyushu...... Cough...... It's a mistake, it's eating...... But I really have something urgent now...... "The country girl is sweating like rain."
"Don't......" Yi Yun just wouldn't let go.
"Wow......" The country girl finally couldn't afford to be hurt, she felt that if she held back any longer, she would have to pull it in her pants, this good girl, if she pulled it in her pants, wouldn't ......she be embarrassed to death? Ahh......hhh Woo...... I can't do it......"
She jumped up from her seat and ran towards the camp's makeshift toilets.
Yi Yun couldn't help but laugh out loud as she watched her antics move. (Your support on this site is my biggest motivation.) )