Chapter 161: Your Mother-in-law's Phone! (3/3, plus more)
When the two women returned, they each gave all the food on their plates to their men, and then they ate a little bit of something.
"Uncle and brother-in-law."
"Do you eat oysters? I can't eat it anymore..."Jiang Qi said with a sad face while holding two large oysters.
"I've eaten a lot... Eat it yourself, nephew and brother-in-law. Zhang Wenzhong said helplessly.
Uncle and brother-in-law?
Nephew and brother-in-law?
Song Meiyue and Gu Fei were stunned by these two new titles, looking at them with confused faces, Gu Fei pursed her lips... Suspiciously, she asked her husband, "No... Why are you both called so strange? What is an uncle and brother-in-law? What is a nephew brother-in-law? ”
"What can I do then?"
"I am Jiang Qi's uncle and Jiang Qi's brother-in-law, and Jiang Qi is my nephew and my brother-in-law, such a complicated relationship... The superposition of this identity can only be solved through the wave-particle duality of light. Zhang Wenzhong shrugged his shoulders, looked at his wife, looked at Song Meiyue again, and then pointed at Jiang Qi...
"He mentioned it!"
Zhang Wenzhong sold Jiang Qi in an instant.
Jiang Qi, who was eating oysters, almost didn't squirt out, he had seen many traitors of all kinds, but he had never seen a traitor who betrayed his own people so quickly, and no one had forced a confession, he was good... I came up and sold it first.
Sure enough,
Jiang Qi felt a heart-rending pain in his waist, and he almost didn't faint.
"Oops..."
"We're joking..."Jiang Qi smiled awkwardly and politely: "We are also shouting in private... When you're in public, always call each other by name. ”
That being said,
This also made Song Meiyue realize... The title of the four people must be solved, after all, in the future, the four people will have a lot of time together, and if the title problem is not solved, it will be a little embarrassing for each other.
But the question is how to solve it?
Song Meiyue thought about it for a long time, and she found the best way to solve this problem, that is, to let Fei Fei and Sister Yaling break off their friendship and break off the sisterhood between the two of them, so that... This relationship will be much smoother, but Fei Fei definitely disagrees, and she is also cruel to Sister Yaling, and a good sister is gone for no reason.
"Forget it..."
"You two can shout whatever you like, but don't shout in a formal setting, it's a bit embarrassing." Song Meiyue couldn't think of a better solution, so she simply acquiesced to this strange solution.
"What about me? What about me? ”
"I should have called you too... Nephew and brother-in-law, right? And you should call me... Auntie and sister? Gu Fei said with a smile.
Without waiting for Jiang Qi to speak, Song Meiyue darkened her face and said angrily: "Don't join in the fun, okay?" Is there a shame in it? What an aunt sister ... An aunt is an aunt, and a sister is a sister. ”
Gu Fei rolled her eyes, looked at her slightly angry best friend, and said angrily: "Then who caused this?" I didn't make you both fall in love. ”
One sentence made Song Meiyue speechless, but she had always refused to admit her mistake, so she chose to keep her mouth shut and said angrily: "You said it yourself just now, love is such a thing... Sometimes it's so sudden, and the feeling comes... What can I do? You can't help but love it, right? ”
"Then you love too... It's so shocking to cry ghosts and gods. Gu Fei pursed his lips, then sighed helplessly and said, "Forget it... It's not your fault if you think about it carefully, God sometimes tosses people like this, your situation is okay, at least you still get it, but some people can't love it. ”
Song Meiyue pursed her lips slightly, and said leisurely: "Then you don't look at me... It took a lot of courage for me to take this step. ”
"Possibly..."
"Maybe it's too lonely...", when the words came to his mouth, he was suffocated by Gu Fei, after all, there were two men present, and some words were inconvenient to say, so he pursed his lips and said glutinously: "Wait until the end of the meal, where are the four of us going?" ”
"The two of us made an appointment to go to the open-air bath." Zhang Wenzhong hurriedly said.
“......”
"You brothers-in-law are fast." Gu Fei glanced at her husband, looked at Song Meiyue in front of her in a daze, and said, "Yueyue... Why don't we go to the open-air bath? ”
Song Meiyue nodded, silently eating a small portion of steak.
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...
Male soup pool,
Jiang Qi and Zhang Wenzhong, the duo, were lying comfortably in the pond, and there were two bottles of the inn's self-brewed soju on the shore.
"Does your mom know you're on good terms with her best friend?" Zhang Wenzhong closed his eyes and asked casually.
"I don't know..."
Jiang Qi replied: "Anyway, let's talk about it later, love has already been loved, there is no turning back, Mitsuki's temper... You should also know a little bit that in her eyes there is no divorce, only the so-called widowhood. ”
"It's similar to my wife, the two sisters are strikingly similar in this regard, when I was in love with Fei Fei, she told me the same thing, as long as you dare to live up to her... Kill me in minutes. Zhang Wenzhong opened his eyes, picked up the wine bottle on the side, and handed a bottle to Jiang Qi beside him.
Let's try it soon, everyone. 】
"Hey..."
"No wonder the two of us hit it off at first sight."
Jiang Qi took a sip of soju and said leisurely: "Anyway, I have already met her parents. ”
"Oh?"
"Uncle Song and Aunt Yu?" Zhang Wenzhong asked, "What is the impression of the two of you?" ”
"How can I say that..."
"My father-in-law wants me to be my godson, and my mother-in-law wants me to be my godson." Jiang Qi said with a smile: "I conquered my future father-in-law and mother-in-law with fishing and mahjong with one hand, just wait for Meiyue to announce the news, but the two of them should also know, just don't say it." ”
Zhang Wenzhong nodded, hesitating... Said cautiously: "You shouldn't be... Didn't you go to be a son-in-law, did you? ”
"Of course!"
"Tianxingjian, a gentleman is constantly striving for self-improvement; The terrain is good, and the gentleman carries things with virtue. Jiang Qi said earnestly: "I'm also a big man... How can a big man who stands up to the sky be a door-to-door son-in-law. ”
"I'll just ask."
"Actually... Uncle Song and Aunt Yu are very good, every year during the Chinese New Year... Fei Fei and I will visit, that is..."Zhang Wenzhong glanced at Jiang Qi beside him, and said silently: "Don't look at your father-in-law, you are actually a strict wife." ”
Speaking of which,
After a pause, he said cautiously: "Your mother-in-law is very scary!" ”
Jiang Qi glanced at him, and said with a slightly bitter look between his eyebrows: "You want to say... My future wife may be similar to my mother-in-law, right? ”
Zhang Wenzhong smiled awkwardly, and then said: "I think you should be used to it, from the moment you fall in love with Song Meiyue, you should accept the judgment of fate, hey... Nephew and brother-in-law, let's have fun in the bitterness, the experience of the people who have come over. ”
As soon as the voice fell,
Even the air was filled with a surge of sadness.
"You and Song Meiyue, who is chasing whom?" Zhang Wenzhong asked.
"Sure she..."
Jiang Qi took another sip of soju, and said casually: "One day Meiyue went on a business trip, and then I followed her secretly, and suddenly appeared in front of her at night, and she was moved... It can't be said that I'm crying bitterly, and I probably can't extricate myself. ”
"That night..."
Jiang Qi recalled the terrifying experience that night, hurriedly poured wine into his mouth again, and said bitterly: "She drank a lot of wine that night, about two or three bottles... There were both red and white, and then with the strength of the wine, she forced me to confess to her. ”
"Oh."
"My wife did the same and forced me to confess to her when I was having dinner with her in a restaurant." Zhang Wenzhong said.
"No!"
"We're different!"
Jiang Qi turned his head and looked at him seriously, and said seriously: "When Meiyue forced me to confess, she was holding a red wine bottle in her hand, and she was holding it with her backhand, that action was quite professional, fortunately I reacted quickly... It was taken on the spot, otherwise it might have been a headshot. ”
Hearing Jiang Qi's description, Zhang Wenzhong was immediately frightened... I can't imagine what my nephew and brother-in-law have gone through, I almost lost my life when I fell in love, good guy... Holding the red wine bottle in his backhand, this is ready to fight hard!
"Hey..."
"Whenever I think about that night," Jiang Qi muttered to himself, "it feels like the whole world is gray." ”
...
...
"Tut-tut."
"Mitsuki... Your figure is so envious of me! ”
Gu Fei looked at Song Meiyue in a daze, although she was wrapped in a special bath towel from the hot spring, she still couldn't stop the bulging delicate body, when she thought of her ordinary body, she was envious, jealous and a little hateful, they were all women... Why is the gap so big?
Song Meiyue ignored her, immersed herself in the warm pool water, and thought about her little husband while playing in the water.
"Huh?"
"Is there a possibility... Your little husband may just be trying to figure out your body? Gu Fei asked with a smile.
Song Meiyue rolled her eyes and said lightly: "We are pure love!" ”
"Hey, you're young..."
"Fart!"
Gu Fei said angrily: "If you don't have such a figure and a look, your little husband will take a fancy to you?" Don't think too well of men... They are all pig's trotters, and I think Jiang Qi is similar... Maybe even more erotic than my husband. ”
Song Meiyue pursed her lips, and secretly slandered in her heart... This one for sure, my little villain... His mind is full of dirty things, and the key is that he is still very bold, and he dares to slap my ass under the nose of Sister Yaling.
"Anyway..."
"Do your parents know Jiang Qi?" Gu Fei asked.
Song Meiyue bit her lip lightly and said glutinously: "I should know... But I won't admit it, and there's nothing they can do about me. ”
Words fall,
Song Meiyue looked at Gu Fei and said seriously: "Fei Fei... Promise me one thing, don't tell Sister Yaling! ”
"Hmm..."
"Don't worry, I'm sure I won't..."
Before Gu Fei finished speaking, the mobile phone on the side rang.
Gu Fei got up from the pool, walked to the place where the phone was placed, picked it up and looked... Hurriedly turned her head to look at Song Meiyue in the pool.
"Your mother-in-law's phone!"
"She called me!"
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