170, Chen Yuanyuan's conspiracy [2/3]
The convoy marched all the way to Suzhou Oasis, the closer it got to Suzhou, the more colorful the scenery along the way, no longer the yellow sand in all directions, but a large area of green space, green grass and wild flowers. () Many verdant mountains and hills rise in the distance......
There is less wind and sand, or there is no wind and sand at all, under the blue sky, white clouds, the breeze blows, the fragrance of the earth comes to the nose, you can see small lakes everywhere, the water is green, and there are many duckweed floating on the water.
The convoy occasionally passes through a small emerald green river, passing through the wooden bridge on the river, you can see some small wooden boats in the river, supported by bamboo poles in the small river, there are beautiful fishermen on the boats, singing cheerful songs, making the surrounding environment full of Jiangnan beauty.
Chen Yuanyuan deliberately stuck to Yi Yun's side, explained the scenery along the way for him, and took the opportunity to get closer to him: "Lord, do you see the girl holding the boat on the lake......?
Yi Yun looked at the Cai Ling girl with great interest, and said with a smile: "It looks like a woman from a good family, I like it! Do you want to go over and tease her?" Ask her for her mobile phone number, deduction number, according to the girl's address, home address...... In the first category, ask her to play a game together, she creates a female ID, I build a male ID, and we brush the copy together...... Tsk! Damn, I miss my old life. I really want to play the game!"
Chen Yuanyuan was confused, what deduction number is according to the girl's address, she didn't understand it at all, but she stayed by Yi Yun's side for a few days, and she slowly got used to Yi Yun's nonsense. If you don't understand it, it's good to filter it automatically, just listen to the part you can understand, so she understood Yi Yun's last sentence: I want to play games.
"The slave family is very good at playing games. Chen Yuanyuan took over and said, "What does the prince want to play?" Go, chess, horse hanging, leaf cards...... There are also games such as beast chess, backgammon, and four-* chess invented by Grandpa, and the slave family will do it. ”
Yi Yun said angrily: "I don't play these games, the game I want to play you don't understand! That's a game called an MMRPG, in short, it's a role-playing game that many people play together." ”
"Multi-person role-playing?" Chen Yuanyuan smiled dumbly: "Lord Wang, the slave family understands...... No wonder you have nuns, Taoist aunts, rebel generals, and princesses of Fuso by your side...... Tsk, your interests are really extensive, the slave family can also play with you, the slave family will play the role of a famous prostitute in the Qinglou!"
I'll rub it, do you still have to pretend? You were originally a famous prostitute in the Qinglou! Yi Yun spit out in his heart for a while, and said crookedly: "Go and play, you don't understand the game I want to play." ”
"The slave family understands everything. Chen Yuanyuan came to a very close place to Yi Yun's side, bit his ear and said: "Ordinary women don't understand, slaves understand, what do you want to play?" Eighteen appearances, twenty-four bridges and bright moon nights, Dong Xuanzi thirty-six styles, and Oedo forty-eight loose hands...... There is no game that slaves won't. ”
"Oh my mom. Yi Yun was taken aback, the famous prostitute of the Qinglou is the famous prostitute of the Qinglou, and the words are really scary enough, these moves buddies have only seen names on the Internet, and they don't know what the specific actions are like, she will all be scared of the buddies' hearts and puffs, are you Sister Wu Teng or Teacher Kong? I can't afford to provoke you, hide!
Like a rabbit with an arrow, Yi Yun brushed the ground and ran away without a trace.
Chen Yuanyuan looked at the background where he escaped, the corners of his mouth grinned slightly, and he smiled faintly.
Chen Yuanyuan has been followed by a very ugly servant girl behind him, this servant girl came over, and said in a low voice: "Pavilion master, you shouldn't know these moves, right?
Chen Yuanyuan smiled slightly: "Nonsense, the master of this pavilion is still a yellow flower girl, how can it be that, I just tried him to play, I got along for so many days, and after the trial just now, I have already seen that this man is an outlier, if I take the initiative, the more he retreats, if I retreat, he will take the initiative, from today on, I will change the strategy against him, let him take the initiative to be good to me." ”
The maidservant whispered, "This is not easy to do, he has decided that you are a dusty woman, and it is difficult to get close to him." ”
Chen Yuanyuan said with a smile: "I have my own way, you come over with your ears, and when the team rests for a while, you go to release a carrier pigeon, let the people in Suzhou prepare for it, and cooperate with me to play a play...... From now on, I am going to change my image, from Chen Yuanyuan, a long-sleeved woman who is good at dancing, to Chen Yuanyuan, a poor woman from a good family who is bullied and is pitiful. ”――
The convoy continued to pass through the lake and mountains, and the surrounding green fields caught Yiyun's eye.
"It's a nice view. Yi Yun looked at the water towns on all sides, and was in a good mood, where is there still a shadow of the desert? It is exactly the same as the Jiangnan water towns in another world.
Li Chengyu said with a smile: "This is the greenest realm in Dameng Country, there is heaven above, and Suzhou and Hangzhou below are not a joke." Cork stoppers are well excavated here, Changzhou, Wuxi, Taimu, Suzhou, Huzhou, Jiaxing...... The cork stoppers of several large oases have been pulled out one after another, and even some small cork stoppers such as Yixing, Wujiang, Changxing, etc. have been found and pulled out, and the green oasis and green oasis have been connected into a piece, and the desert in the middle has completely disappeared, so a large prosperous emerald world has been formed. ”
"Well, that's what a normal world is. Eyun was very satisfied.
At this time, the carriage marched to a small lake, the water of this lake is very clear, the lake is peach, the original small lake is full of peach trees, it is obviously winter at this time, but the peach trees do not know why they are blooming, look at it, a peach color even the sky, make people feel very comfortable.
There is a small tree in the peach grove, and there are hundreds of families in it, and there is a large mansion among them, which seems to be the mansion of a rich family.
Chen Yuanyuan suddenly cheered, jumped off Yiyun's big sand cart, and shouted, "It's Taohuawu, I'm finally back...... Woo......" Her face was instantly filled with tears, just like the expression of a wanderer who came home from the end of the world, and she looked very excited.
Yi Yun Daqi: "This is your hometown, Taohuawu?"
Chen Yuanyuan nodded: "The slave family was born here, and my father is a 'frightened boudoir', and his family is ...... poor."
"Stop!" Yi Yun said hurriedly, "What is the boudoir?"
"Uh...... It's normal for the prince to not know about this kind of cheap karma. Chen Yuanyuan said in a low voice: "The boudoir is commonly known as the merchant, mainly selling some rouge gouache, needle and horn threads and other small things, with guts, holding a small drum with bells in his hand, when walking through the streets, shaking the small drum in his hand to make a sound, you can alarm the women to buy things." ”
Yi Yun suddenly realized that this is the same reason as the later generations of "cotton-playing" merchants playing strings while walking, letting others know: There is a cotton-playing vendor coming, and those who want to play cotton come quickly.
In the future, buddies will also make a small drum, beating it as they walk, so that the beauties around them know that this prince is here, and the girl who wants to be molested should come over quickly, and those who don't want to be molested should go away! In fact, Yi Yun's idea, Zhu Yun has already helped him do it, when he was in the Chongqing Oasis, the scream of the sand starling that Zhu Yun raised on his left hand was his "frightened boudoir", and the women of the good family heard the call of the sand starling, and immediately scattered, the effect was ...... Tsk, it's more than a hundred times stronger than the boudoir. ...,
Chen Yuanyuan continued: "The slave's father was a merchant all the year round, and his mother died early, so he was fostered in his aunt's house. When he was eight years old, his aunt's family was too poor to survive, so he sold the slave family to Qinglou's mother and took it to the Qinhuai River to cultivate...... Back to my hometown...... Woo...... The slave family is so happy......"
Yi Yun heard her miserable, and cried sadly, and felt a little compassion in his heart, in fact, most of the women in the Qinglou in the world are hard-working people, although Yi Yun is only interested in women from good families, and does not like women in the dust, but he also does not have much bad feelings towards them, belonging: I don't accept you, but I don't hate you either! Although I don't ask you to be my wife, I don't mean to look down on you.
"Okay, don't cry, aren't you going home? Be a good person in the future, keep the way of women, and don't come out and show your face again. Yi Yun said something softly to Chen Yuanyuan.
Chen Yuanyuan saluted him softly and gently: "The slave family remembers the instructions of the prince......"
She swayed the lotus step lightly and walked towards the small village in the peach blossom forest, the ugly maid hurriedly followed, and the backs of a master and a servant were set off in a sea of peach-colored flowers, but there was also a bit of beauty.
Yi Yun had always thought that she was pestering herself for a purpose, but now seeing that she was simply leaving, it didn't seem like she had a plan for herself, and her opinion of her changed slightly in her heart, so she sighed and told the convoy to start......
Just as the convoy was about to depart and Chen Yuanyuan's figure was about to submerge into the peach forest, a middle-aged woman suddenly came from the peach forest and scolded: "Huh, you are not the little slut of the Chen family, your name is Chen Yuanyuan!
Then Chen Yuanyuan's defense voice came from the peach forest: "Aunt Liu, listen to me, I have redeemed myself and ...... from the good."
"Congliang? Hmph! The middle-aged woman's voice said: "Youliang is not a prostitute, it's not a slut who rides thousands of people and fucks by 10,000 people, we can't let a woman like you come back, get out!"
"How can this be...... I...... I just want to be a new person and go back to my ......own home," Chen Yuanyuan's voice cried.
"What qualifications do you have to go home?" Aunt Liu's voice scolded angrily: "The person who has been admitted to the top of the competition goes home to return to his hometown and glorify his ancestors, what are you doing when you become an oiran come home......?
Chen Yuanyuan's sad cry came from the peach blossom forest, and then a master and a servant staggered out of the peach blossom forest, chasing a middle-aged healthy woman behind her, waving a peach tree branch in her hand, and chasing Chen Yuanyuan's master and servant.
Yi Yun was immediately furious, Nima, the girl wants to be good, but the villagers actually don't agree? What kind of world? He shouted: "Stop!"
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