Chapter 344: Twins' Ass (1/2)

Twins?

Hearing her little husband's words, Song Meiyue suddenly frowned. He hadn't thought about it that deeply before, at most he was just fantasizing, after all, he wasn't even sure about pregnancy. Now that the blood test report from the hospital has proved that she is pregnant with Jiang Qi's child, she has enough energy to think about the problem of twins.

But if you think about it, twins are actually unlikely. According to current scientific statistics, there is only a 1% probability of twins, and unless the couple has a family history of twins, the probability of twins will increase slightly, otherwise it is still a bit difficult to have a 1% probability.

"It's hard."

"Before, I heard Fei Fei say that the chance of twins is only about 1%. Song Meiyue replied lightly, and I was unexpectedly pregnant, and I didn't prepare for pregnancy in advance like Fei Fei, so it's even more impossible."

"You have to have a goal to be a human being." Jiang Qi pursed his lips and said with a smile: "I hope you have two best, one son, one daughter, and then the third child and another daughter, it's perfect to think about."

"Rolling"

"I'm afraid that the two daughters are not the last to think about their daughters, so what should I do with my wife?" Song Meile rolled her eyes, pouted and puffed out, "Hmph, give birth to three sons for you, and let you die with a headache for life."

Jiang Qi smiled innocently, didn't say anything, and the corner of his eye secretly glanced at the expectant mother next to him, and asked seriously, "Was the sowing successful on the night of the proposal?"

"Well, it was that night."

Song Meiyue pursed her lips and said leisurely, "Obviously, I was in the safe period, but I accidentally got pregnant."

"Hey, hey, hey."

"It means that your husband is awesome." Jiang Qi smiled sheepishly, "Aunt Qiao? Big baby? Am I good?"

Song Meiyue's pretty face flushed, and she wanted to refute a few words fiercely, but there was nothing wrong with thinking about it carefully. At that time, I was obviously in the safe period, but I forced myself to get pregnant, which is indeed a bit capable.

"Can you be normal, you're already a father-to-be." Song Meiyue pursed her lips and said coquettishly.

happened to encounter an extra-long red light at this time, Jiang Qi turned his head to look at the pretty aunt on the side. Seeing his shy face, the more he looked at it, the more charming he felt, he reached out and grabbed her little hand and gently stroked the back of her hand, and said earnestly, "Actually, you are also quite hard, almost gave your husband's waist, ahhh

"Shut up."

Song Meiyue pinched it fiercely, and he said angrily, "If you say anything else, you will be strangled."

After being threatened, Jiang Qi suddenly became a lot more honest, sat in the driver's seat and smiled awkwardly, and said softly, "Big baby? Pretty aunt? Good sister? Do you like a son or a daughter? Tell me the truth, don't be angry. 「

I didn't like Song Meiyue pouted, and said in a smug voice, "After all, with a father like you, you can imagine what a child looks like. One by one, they are upset with the monkeys who are making trouble in the Heavenly Palace. One you feel a little burned out. A few more miniature versions of you, I, I'm dead. 「

"Hey."

"It's not like you're going to let you raise me alone, my father-in-law, mother-in-law, and your sister Yaling are all waiting in line to take the baby. Jiang Qi said seriously, my big baby, Aunt Qiao, is what your husband said right? Isn't that the truth?"

Hearing Jiang Qi's words, Song Meiyue frowned and said angrily, "If you don't raise a child after giving birth, what kind of parents will you be?"

"Am I not worried that you will be angry?" Jiang Qi replied.

"We'll talk about it then."

Maybe, maybe I'll get used to it later. Song Meiyue sighed and said bitterly: "When I was with you just now, I was actually a little unaccustomed to it, especially if you did something to me, I wanted to kill you, but now it doesn't matter."

The voice fell. Song Meiyue pinched the back of his hand and said angrily, "It's green, hurry up and drive."

"Oh." With Jiang Qi kicking the accelerator, he continued to drive towards the way home.

After returning home, Song Meiyue lay on the sofa, holding the early pregnancy report and reversed

Fu Fu watched it over and over again, with a happy smile on his face, and then silently picked up his mobile phone and dialed a number. Soon, the number was cleared.

"Fei Fei, I just went for an early pregnancy blood test in the morning, and the report shows that I am pregnant," Song Meiyue said in a playful voice.

"Oh, really." Gu Fei said excitedly, "That's great, in the future, we can take prenatal education classes together, do yoga exercises for pregnant women together, and visit baby stores together."

"Uh-huh."

Song Meiyue responded again and again. In the following time, the sisters talked a lot about pregnancy, and the two expectant mothers were tired of chatting until the sky was dark, and finally hung up the phone in reluctance, just at this time Jiang Qi intimately handed over a glass of water.

"Come on, come on, take two sips of water and moisten your throat." Jiang Qi smiled angrily.

After taking the water cup handed over, Song Meiyue gulped and drank it all, and after putting down the empty cup in her hand, she said with emotion, "I'm alive, I almost died of thirst."

The words fell, and he plunged into Jiang Qi's arms.

"Yes, yes, yes." Husband, father, Song Meiyue lay on Jiang Qi's chest and raised her head, looking at him in a daze. He muttered, "I never thought that I would become a mother one day in the future, it is incredible to think about it."

Holding this delicate and graceful body in his arms, Jiang Qi quietly touched the straight buttocks, and said softly, "Wife, I still think that you are pregnant with twins, just your ass, it is the butt that gave birth to twins. I'm kind of sorry for your ass if you're only pregnant with one. 「

Song Meiyue's scalp was about to explode, she stretched out her hand and twisted his ear fiercely, and said angrily: "Twins have a half-dime relationship with their butts. You. You don't talk nonsense with me, do you really mean that I don't understand anything? 「

"Oh hey.

That's what your sister Yaling told me. When he asked me to chase you, he bluntly said that your ass gave birth to twins, let me grasp it well. Jiang Qi said with a simple smile, "I have grasped the mission." 「

As he spoke, he gently pinched it a few times.

"Ah!!h

"Jiang Qi, you stinky man" Song Meiyue exploded directly and broke free from his embrace, then pushed him down on the sofa, and then slammed into it, sitting directly on Jiang Qi's straddle. The immature little hands pinched her neck fiercely, and said angrily, "I killed you, and I don't need you anyway."

"Die, die, give me death."

Jiang Qi's face was so pricked that he was almost out of breath, his face was red, and his neck begged in pain, "Wrong, wrong. Ouch, be careful, my good sister, my pretty aunt, you are pregnant now, you can't be so unscrupulous anymore. 「

After hearing Jiang Qi's reminder, Song Meiyue came back from the loss of control, let go of her neck, stared at her intently, and said angrily, "You didn't remind me earlier."

"How do I know you're so grumpy?"

"Be careful in the future, don't move the fetus," Jiang Qi said earnestly as he touched his neck.

"Hmph."

"If you don't get angry, I'll do it" Song Meiyue pursed her lips and plunged into his arms again, her flushed face pressed tightly against her chest. The little hand gently stroked her strong chest muscles, and said helplessly, "I suddenly found that there are quite a lot of precautions after pregnancy, this is not good, that is not good."

"Hmm."

Jiang Qi responded casually, suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly said, "I'll tell you something, you have to promise me."

Song Meiyue was stunned, looked up at him suspiciously, and asked, "What's the matter?"

"In the future, you are not allowed to say to the child, I will feed you with a handful of and urine" Jiang Qi said with a dark face: "Your sister Yaling used to tell me this every day, but she disgusted me to death, and she didn't listen to him, and she still did her own thing. You are her best friend and her daughter-in-law, but don't learn from him. 「

Song Meiyue frowned and looked at it seriously, Jiang Qi said thoughtfully, "No wonder you were so stupid, it turns out that you ate and pee when you were a child."

"I."

You ......" Jiang Qi was speechless for a moment.

Song Meiyue showed a wicked smile, gently hugged her waist, her graceful figure kept rubbing in his arms, and said gently, "Okay, okay, I know, is there anything else?"

"Uh, no. Jiang Qi shook his head and said softly, "What time are we going to my parents' house?"

"Let's go later, you call my parents and Sister Yaling first." As soon as the words fell, Song Meiyue hurriedly said, "Forget it, I'll call and help me take off my phone." 「

After a while, Song Meiyue received the mobile phone handed by Jiang Qi, lay comfortably in his arms, and dialed a number.

Hey. Sister Yaling," Song Meiyue pursed her lips and said, "What about my parents? 「

"Your parents are going to work." Jiang Yaling said with a smile.

Oh. Then you tell my parents, Jiang Qi and I will come over for dinner in the afternoon," Song Meiyue said softly, "Be sure to arrive early." I have something very important to announce. 「

Hearing the words of her best friend and daughter-in-law, Jiang Yaling was a little puzzled for a while, and asked curiously: "What is it?" 「

I can't talk about it now, I must all of you be present before I can announce this matter Song Meiyue said solemnly, Sister Yaling, the general situation is like this, I will hang up first."

After speaking

Hung up directly.

meanwhile

Jiang Yaling, who received the call, was full of confusion on her face,

Listen to his tone......

It seems to be quite grand.