Chapter 394: My Husband Is Like This (1/2)
When Jiang Qi, who was sleepy-eyed, heard Zhang Wenzhong's words, his brain didn't react for a while, and he asked in a daze, "Huh? What epiphany? Epiphany what? I.. I didn't understand, can you be more careful."
"It's after last night's experience... I feel that my understanding of the whole world, and even of life, has reached a higher level." Zhang Wenzhong's voice was a little lacking in qi, obviously this is the physical state that will only appear after experiencing huge physical exertion, as if he is a cow plowing the land, plowing every day and night for several years, and the appearance before his death.
The understanding of the world? The understanding of life?
Jiang Qi gradually regained consciousness, and after hearing his good brother's words, his hearts inadvertently resonated with each other, just like quantum entanglement... It is an emotional entanglement that ignores distance and state, regardless of men and women, young and old, and there are only certain thoughts that cause the same feelings.
"The world... life..."
"It seems that last night you... You're working a little hard! Jiang Qi held his mobile phone while hugging his mother's best friend, and said like a mosquito and an ant, "How did she destroy you? Have you ever knelt? I see you in this state... Seems to have been a bit stubborn last night."
"Surely there is no kneeling..."
"I've been resting for so long, and your grandmother has fried Chinese medicine, plus the ingredients you've eaten in the past few days... I thought... I thought..." Zhang Wenzhong pursed his lips and replied with a little embarrassment, "I thought I could, but I didn't expect it... I can't at all, even if Fei Fei is pregnant, I... I'm still not an opponent, I'm so fierce... Do you know? She... She.... Her eyes were glowing last night! Like a wolf who has been hungry for three days and three nights!"
Such a terrifying content made Jiang Qi shudder, although he was holding a hot Miaoman delicate body, although the temperature in the bed exceeded thirty-six and a half degrees, but fear and fear made his back cold.
"Don't say it..."
"I'm getting scared." Jiang Qi pursed his lips, lowered his head and looked at the pretty aunt in his arms, although she was plain-faced, her cold and pretty appearance was still extremely amazing, and her mature aura came to her face... Very rich.
"Hey... My mind is full of color and emptiness, and emptiness is color."
At this time, Zhang Wenzhong sat on the toilet, his face was full of melancholy and despair, and he held his mobile phone and said leisurely: "I want to become a monk in my next life... If you can still be reincarnated as a human in the next life, right.... What would happen if I went for sex reassignment surgery?"
"No, no, no.... Jiang Qi couldn't laugh or cry a little, and then said lightly, "Hey, hey... Don't be so tragic, I'll tell you... It's better to die than to live, to be able to breathe fresh air every day, to be able to see the sun the next day, you are already very happy, okay, we have to learn to be grateful... With a grateful heart... To experience, to integrate, to be... to create."
Thanksgiving...
There is a she-wolf in the family waiting to be fed, how can this be grateful?
Zhang Wenzhong sighed deeply and said earnestly, "It seems that I... My realm hasn't reached your level yet, you've learned to be grateful, and I'm still there... The frustration and worry all day shows that there is still a lot of room for improvement."
"Of course."
"I'm old..." The words he wanted to say stopped abruptly, Jiang Qi glanced at Aunt Song in his arms, hurriedly turned his head sideways, lowered his voice, and said cautiously, "My wife is much more powerful than your wife, has your wife ever learned judo?" Has your wife ever practiced a marathon? Does your wife fall over her shoulder? Wouldn't it? You see... Brother, how much have I been through!"
In a flash
Zhang Wenzhong's melancholy mood was replaced by a strong fluke mentality, thinking about it carefully, he is still quite happy, at least his wife is not like Jiang Qi's wife... It's not human, it's like a monster... ReasoningWhen he saw Jiang Qi for the first time, the young man was refreshed, and looking at him now, he was like two people.
"Indeed..."
"I think I'm pretty lucky, if I'm
My wife is like your wife, hey..." Zhang Wenzhong suddenly panicked, with a slight tremor in his words, and muttered, "Jiang Qi... I suddenly realized that you are a little amazing, how did you get through it?"
How did you get through it?
Hell knows how he survived! It may be that he is constantly overdrawing his life and his potential... until we reach the end of the other side.
"It's hard to boil..."
"What else else can I do?" Jiang Qi replied bitterly, "It's too late to regret it now... It's not just raw rice cooked and matured, the key is that I was accurately grasped by her, my situation.... You should know very well, I got together with my mother's best friend, not only to get two marriage certificates, but also to create a little life by the way."
"Forget it..."
"If I can still be a man and a man in my next life, I... I must keep an eye on the older single girlfriends around my mother, it's terrible!" Jiang Qi muttered, "I was really carried away by ***... This looks good, has a sexy body, and can be used for a fart! I can't stand it!"
These words reminded Zhang Wenzhong of the past, and he couldn't help affirming what Jiang Qi said, indeed... Isn't he carried away by ***, and then fell into the quagmire step by step.
In fact...
The two of them are quite powerful, they can't be said to be talented, at least they belong to the elite of the strong, but it's a pity... But they each met a woman with the strength of a king, which was really miserable.
"That's right."
"You're a comer... What do you think tonight... Will Fifi continue?" Zhang Wenzhong asked.
"When you taste the sweetness, most people will continue, especially if your wife has been depressed for two months, that... The desire is very strong, so prepare yourself mentally and physically for the second challenge." Jiang Qi said solemnly: "Tonight is even more fierce... Be careful."
Panicked... Hair tingling. The cold sweat has come down.
Zhang Wenzhong, who was sitting on the toilet, was speechless for a while... I tried to open my mouth to speak, but I didn't know what to say, and that's when I did... A lazy and angry woman's voice came from the phone.
"Is it good?"
"Is it okay to hang up directly? Sick of it... What a morning conversation!" Song Meiyue said angrily. The next second,
The call was hung up.
Song Meiyue shrank in Jiang Qi's arms, although her eyes were closed, but there was a trace of displeasure between her eyebrows, and she said angrily: "It should be Feifei's husband, what are you two talking about early in the morning, wow... It's so noisy that I can't sleep."
"Hello sister made a move last night... Kill her husband quack." Jiang Qi threw the phone to the side, gently hugged the mature and pretty woman in his arms, and said meaningfully: "Her husband is a little desperate now... The whole person is devastated and depressed."
"Fei Fei suppressed it for more than two months, and she finally tasted it again... That's not just nonsense." Song Meiyue pursed her lips lightly and said glutinously, "Your good brother will be even more miserable today."
"I'm ready to collect the body."
Jiang Qi smiled innocently, "Oops... Finally, someone has experienced the pain I had in the first place."
Song Meiyue's pretty face flushed with a faint flush, slowly opened her eyes, looked at the stinky man who was close at hand, and said angrily, "I can only blame you for being too useless."
This.. I can't argue with that.
Jiang Qi smiled embarrassedly and without losing a smile: "Oops... Actually, the two of us are very good, but you two sisters are stronger, okay, okay... It's still early, go ahead and sleep for a while, my husband will hold you tighter... Is that enough? Do you want to hold on tighter?"
"That's enough..."
Song Meiyue was lying in the arms of her stinky brother's little husband, and couldn't help but hug his waist, her graceful figure twisted a few times, and after adjusting to the most comfortable posture and state, she fell asleep again after a while, and at the same time had a shallow happy smile on her face.
II. - I don't know how long,
Song Meiyue finally woke up from her sleep, and when she opened her eyes... I found that there was no husband around me for a long time, but I was not surprised, I opened my arms comfortably, and then stretched my waist, and a sweet snort floated out from between my lips and teeth. And that's when the result is,
The phone that was placed next to the pillow rang, picked it up and looked... The caller was none other than Gu Fei, who enjoyed the joy and pleasure last night.
The corners of Song Meiyue's mouth raised a slight arc, and then she answered the phone and said leisurely, "Last night.... Did you taste the sweetness?"
"Hey, hey, hey..."
Gu Fei smiled brightly, and after the laughter... Slightly annoyed, he said, "You bad woman... Tell me about it now, tell me earlier.. I've been happy for a long time, and I'm mad..."
"It's better to be late than not to come."
"Alright, alright.... Can we get this over the way? Don't mention it again, okay? Song Meiyue paused, and said earnestly, "Fei Fei... Some things have to be done in moderation, you have to know how to be sustainable, you can't over-mine, you are allowed to go crazy again tonight, but after that... You can't do it every day."
After that,
Aunt Qiao's face flushed, as if... It seems that I can't do it myself. "Hmm..."
"Got it."
Gu Fei answered, and then said, "Yueyue... There's one thing I'd like to know about, and that's... It is... I don't know if your husband and my husband are the same."
"Huh?"
"Just say it." Song Meiyue said softly.
"I found out that my husband is a person... Just yesterday's performance, it was called a bold statement at the beginning, and he began to talk nonsense halfway through, and finally fell silent..."
Gu Fei pursed her lips and asked curiously, "Is your husband like this?" "Yes, yes, yes!"
"My husband too... Laughing and laughing at first, talking nonsense in the middle of the process, and muttering to myself at the end." ......
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