Chapter 408: Aunt Qiao: I understand! (1/2)
Time for dinner,
Jiang Qi and Song Meiyue, as well as Uncle Feng and Aunt Lin, sat happily at the dining table, chatting about the short things of the parents, while eating delicious meals, the big guys talked and laughed, like a very family.
"Come, come, come..."
"Try your aunt's handiwork, it's a little far from you, but it's okay." Aunt Lin picked up a piece of beef with chopsticks, handed it to Jiang Qi's bowl, and said with a smile: "Authentic Xiangjiang beef, I... Deliberately adjust the spiciness, it shouldn't be so spicy."
At noon, Aunt Lin noticed that Jiang Qi was not very spicy, and when she was cooking dinner... The amount of chili pepper used was deliberately reduced to cater to the taste of the son-in-law.
After Jiang Qi tasted it, he instantly raised his eyebrows, and said with a face full of surprise: "This beef is simply delicious, I have never tasted such delicious beef, aunt... I used to believe that you didn't think you were good at cooking, but now that I've tasted it... I realized that it was my own self-help, your cooking... It's a lot better than any five-star chef or three-star tire chef out there."
"Oops..."
"Too good at talking." Aunt Lin was so amused by Jiang Qi that she was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth. "Come!"
"Xiao Kai.. Let's touch each other." Uncle Feng raised his wine glass and said to Jiang Qi with a smile, "In the past, I returned to Beijing every month... I would drink with her from time to time, but every time I couldn't drink her, she was a drunkard at home... One can drink more than the other, and your wife has inherited the genes of this drunkard, so it's hard to see her drunk."
Hearing Uncle Feng's words, Jiang Qi couldn't help but think of the day he confessed... The pretty aunt next to me drank two or three bottles of wine in a row, both red and white... The point is that there is no appetizer yet, and it turns out that if nothing happens, I get drunk, so get drunk... After getting drunk, he picked up the red wine bottle with his backhand and forcibly forced him to be with her, otherwise he would smash the red wine bottle down and make a scoop on his head. Horror!
It's terrifying!
That night I almost took my own life...
Jiang Qi shrunk his neck, hurriedly put all the terrifying thoughts in his mind behind, picked up the wine glass in front of him, and said with a smile, "Uncle... Son-in-law wishes you all the best in the future, of course... Most of these so-called blessings are empty words, in short... In the future, Yueyue and I will take our children, and often come to the capital to visit you and your aunt, and I will also educate the children. In addition to the grandfather and grandmother around me, there are also their grandfathers and grandmothers in the capital."
Jiang Qi's words touched the hearts of the couple, and the distance between them was even closer, Aunt Lin looked at Song Meiyue, then at Jiang Qi on the side, and said with a smile: "Don't say it.... It's really a couple."
"Speaking of..."
"At first, I didn't believe that Yueyue's husband turned out to be... It's Jiang Caihong's son." Aunt Lin said with emotion: "Later, it was finally determined... In fact, it is natural to think about it, your respective mothers are best friends, the kind of relationship that is closer than sisters, the two of you come together... It can be said that this relationship is a continuation of the relationship."
"It's good."
"Although it's a sibling relationship... But now this society is very inclusive, not to mention sister and brother love... Auntie and the boy are having a relationship." Aunt Lin smiled.
In a flash
Song Meiyue's face is red and her ears are red. She was poked in the center, she couldn't lift her head anymore, and kept pulling the fish in the bowl. In fact.. In fact.
I am my husband's aunt, my husband is my nephew, and my mother-in-law and I are best friends, the kind of best friends who are like sisters.
"What's wrong?"
"Suddenly that red face? Isn't there something uncomfortable?" When Aunt Lin saw Song Meiyue with a flushed face, she thought she was not feeling well, and hurriedly asked.
"No.. Nothing."
"It's feeling a little hot... It's too much heat." Song Meiyue said lightly.
Aunt Lin, who didn't know why, nodded, and said thoughtfully, "It's indeed a little hot.
.. The basal metabolic rate during this pregnancy will increase, resulting in a special intolerance to heat, and you will eat first... I'm going to adjust the heat."
Saying,
He stood up and left the table.
Taking advantage of this time, Song Meiyue hurriedly adjusted her emotions and forcibly suppressed the inexplicable impulse in her heart.
"Uncle..."
"Can you go any further?" Song Meiyue asked softly.
Uncle Feng was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile, "Normally, you can walk, but this position... It's really hard for others to sit." "Alright, alright."
"Let's not talk about this, eat vegetables and eat vegetables..." Uncle Feng directly lifted the topic and said to the little couple with a smile.
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A meal down,
Jiang Qi had already drunk to the level of seventy-seven-eighty-eight, and at this time he was sitting on the sofa stunned, looking at the empty cup on the coffee table with his eyes in a daze, his brain was a little dizzy, and he felt that he was in a weightless space.
"Come, come, come..."
"Drink some sobering tea." Aunt Lin intimately handed over a cup of sobering tea, then sat beside Jiang Qi, and said softly, "Drink less wine outside in the future."
"Hmm..."
Jiang Qi picked up the cup of sobering tea in both hands, answered in a daze, and then took a small sip. Then
Song Meiyue came out of the bathroom and saw her little husband sitting on the sofa, his drunken appearance was quite heart-wrenching, so she silently walked to his side and sat down, and said gently: "After drinking the sobering tea, go directly upstairs to take a shower, and then go to sleep."
"Oh..."
Jiang Qi nodded, and then continued to be in a daze.
When Song Meiyue was chatting with Aunt Lin, Jiang Qi could no longer resist the strong sleepiness, and his eyes turned black... Directly into Aunt Qiao's arms, she fell asleep with a snort.
"Alright, alright."
"It's getting late now, I'll help Xiao Qi into the room with you." Aunt Lin said. "Trouble Auntie." Song Meiyue responded.
The two women worked together to help Jiang Qi into the room, looking at the little husband who looked like a dead pig, Song Meiyue was a little crying and laughing, and said softly to Aunt Lin beside her: "Obviously the amount of alcohol is very poor, but I always like to slap my swollen face and become fat, and I get drunk almost every time..."
"Man."
"Isn't that true of your uncle?"
"If Xiao Qi drinks one cup, he just drinks two glasses... Aunt Lin smiled angrily, "As a result, you also saw it... I guess it's beyond my means."
"Hey..."
Song Meiyue sighed helplessly, grabbed Aunt Lin's arm, and said softly: "I used to think that Uncle Feng was quite serious, after all, when I was a child, my impression of him was that he was a person who did not smile, but I suddenly found out... In fact, Uncle Feng is not serious, and sometimes even thinks that he... He—"
"Maturity and seriousness are just a man's disguise, in fact, deep down they are children."
"Don't look at how serious your uncle is, he will do a few stupid things occasionally, it's hopelessly stupid, it's a little annoying to think about... But what can be done?" Aunt Lin said bitterly: "After all, it's my husband, right, I can only endure it, and I can't divorce him."
As soon as the voice fell,
Aunt Lin was silent for a moment, and said earnestly, "Are you sleepy? If you're not sleepy, your aunt will teach you a few tricks how to tie up a man."
"Tie up a man?" "Good!"
Song Meiyue couldn't wait to agree.
The two girls returned to the sofa in the living room, and Aunt Lin held Song Meiyue's little hand and said meaningfully, "The children... My aunt is not as good as other women, but she is still very good at disciplining her husband."
"Yueyue."
"This man is like a monkey in the mountains, he likes to jump up and down, that's called a "skin" character... If you're not careful, you'll probably run around and there's no one, so you must have a chain in your hand, and as long as you have this chain, let him run away
To the ends of the earth, as long as you gently tug... He can only come back obediently."
"As for what this chain is...", "It varies from person to person."
When Aunt Lin said this, she paused for a moment... continued, "Your uncle's chains are his private money, didn't you expect that? He even hid his private money, of course.... He doesn't have a lot of money in his private house, and it adds up to about 100,000 yuan, but your uncle attaches great importance to it, and he is really hiding money with his life."
"So..."
Before Aunt Lin finished speaking, Song Meiyue continued: "So you use your uncle's private money as a bargaining chip, and use the confiscation of your uncle's private money as a reason to firmly control him in your own hands."
Aunt Lin nodded with a smile, "That's right... Roughly like this, if you grasp the weakness of the other party, you can control the future of the other party."
"But..."
"Pay attention to the severity and speed of the matter, too."
"I can't do some trouble, so I dragged him back with the chains on my hands, and I used the chains in my hands to pull him back many times... There will be resistance." Aunt Lin pursed her lips and said seriously, "You still have to let go, after all, they also have their own space, don't squeeze their space..."
Song Meiyue nodded, she also understood this truth, and then she snorted... Looking at Aunt Lin beside her, she cautiously asked, "Is there anything else?"
"Of course."
"Removing the chain from their own hands allows them to put a rope around their necks." Aunt Lin said. Yes?
Let them put a rope around their necks? This.. This.. No one is that stupid, right?
Song Meiyue looked at Aunt Lin in disbelief, her eyes full of confusion and doubt.
"It is said that pride makes people backward, but in fact pride can also make people progress." Aunt Lin looked at Song Meiyue, who was confused, and said gently: "Grab one thing and praise him violently, praise him to the extent of fluttering immortals, it's not okay to praise him for a day, you have to praise him every once in a while, let him have a self-delusion, you said that under such an honor and aura... Can he still be bad? I can't wait to try to get better." "When the time comes.... "
"You can steal the fun!" Aunt Lin smiled.
After listening to Aunt Lin's words, Song Meiyue seemed to be expressionless, but in fact, her heart was already surging. Praise, self-delusion, trying to get stronger, stealing fun...
I get it!