But it was said that Situ Yunmeng was sad for a while, and Xue Yan persuaded her for a long time and didn't get better, so she couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, but her eyes turned bright, and she had a plan in her heart, and said with a smile: "Xiao Mengmeng, tell you a joke, have you heard the story of winter melon marrying?" ”

Yun Meng frowned and shook his head at Xue Yan, with sadness on his face.

Xue Yan said: "Once upon a time, there was a winter melon, she couldn't look down on anyone, no one looked down on her, she couldn't get married when she was almost thirty years old, her father Watermelon was very angry, so he locked her in the house, so she stayed in the house, and she became a stupid melon." ”

Yun Meng was stunned for a moment, snorted and laughed, and said, "What's so ridiculous about this." ”

Yun Meng was smiling, but felt that someone was approaching behind her, and when she turned her head, she saw that it was a tiger spirit, and the tiger spirit reached out to grab her soft, and said, "This beautiful girl, why is it so funny?" Let's talk about it with the tiger master? ”

Situ Yunmeng turned from joy to anger, avoided the hand of the tiger spirit, and said coldly: "Do we know each other?" ”

"Acquaintance!" The tiger spirit smiled lewdly: "You can know each other immediately!" As he spoke, he touched his hand, Yun Mengsu waved his sleeves, don't turn around, and didn't bother to pay attention to him.

"Ouch!" Seeing this, the other three beasts shouted, followed the tiger spirit, and wanted to do something to Yun Meng, Xue Yan couldn't bear it, slapped the table and stood up, and said angrily: "Take away your dirty hands for your aunt!" ”

The officers and soldiers of the beasts were stunned, and when they saw that there was a delicate little beauty standing in front of the table, they couldn't help but be overjoyed.

"This little girl is also very smart, not to mention that she is still a human, so it's even better! Hey, hey, hey! The vulture looked at Xue Yan with an angry face, reached out to probe her little face, and said, "The little face is so exquisite~!" ”

Xue Yan laughed angrily, grabbed the Qingluan umbrella next to the table with one hand, and slapped the vulture monster twice with the other.

When the vulture monster came back to his senses, he saw Xue Yan unfurl the Qingluan umbrella and turned the treasure umbrella, and the blade on the umbrella cut off a lot of feathers from the vulture monster, and everyone couldn't help laughing when they saw his appearance. Seeing that everyone was looking at him and smiling, the vulture hurriedly asked the tiger spirit, "What are you laughing at?" ”

The tiger spirit smiled: "You...... Ha ha...... You're like a motley chicken! ”

The vulture covered his body in embarrassment, and then became furious, spreading his wings and claws to fight to the death with Xue Yan, Xue Yan didn't bother to look at him, put away the umbrella and took out his palm, and pushed the vulture out with a blue breeze palm, and the vulture monster turned twice in the air, and fell on a pile of wine next to the counter.

At this time, the customers who ate and the working kittens had already formed two circles inside and out, and the cat shopkeeper saw that the aging in the store was overturned, and he was even more distressed and said: "Meow! My wine! ”

The leopard head, the tiger spirit, and the rhinoceros spirit were surprised to see their companion being beaten away, and they ran to look, only to see that the fellow was lying in the broken wine jar and could not get up, and the bird's head was still dizzy and swaying.

"Bold!" The leopard head pointed at Xue Yan angrily and said, "Do you know what we do? We're here on an errand! You are just a human being, you actually dare to come to Lishu Mountain to beat the officials of the demon world, and committed a heinous crime, and you should be beheaded for public display as usual! ”

"Really?" Xue Yan raised her eyebrows, and said quickly: "Although I am a human being, my sister is an immortal, I followed her to Lishu Mountain, that ...... When I met your lord, she used to tell me how good and wonderful Lishu Mountain was. I didn't expect to meet the scum among the goblins on the first day, the four of you are embarrassed to talk about smearing Lishu Mountain, if this is spread out, who will dare to come to Lishu Mountain in the future! Besides, look at you like this, you are used to bullying the people on weekdays, right? It's shameless to flirt with a weak woman on the street! ”

Don't look at Xue Yan said quickly, it was a sentence that captured the psychology of the goblins present, she came to Lishu Mountain to know that the residents here are not as xenophobic as imagined, at least they are very welcome to immortals and ghosts, and it is naturally not interesting to be all goblins here, besides, since there are officers and soldiers, and they look like such ruffians, they are annoying everywhere.

Yes, the demons in the audience all felt that Xue Yan was right, and some even applauded, and the three officers and soldiers were ashamed and annoyed when they saw this, so they rushed up to make a move on Xue Yan, at this time, all the drinks in the entire hotel were gathered in the air, and the drinks condensed into a crystal wall of water from top to bottom, separating Xue Yan from the three demons.

Xue Yan looked at Situ Yunmeng and saw that she was already sitting at the table, her hair was flying, and the three-flower gold seal on her forehead was shining, she said angrily: "You three, dare to hurt my sister a single hair, don't blame me for being polite!" With that, the water wall turned into the appearance of various swords, guns, swords, and halberds, aimed at the three demons, ready to attack.

The three demons finally understood that Situ Yunmeng's spiritual power was far above them, and they couldn't help but feel timid.

At this moment, the white cat shopkeeper rushed over, jumped onto the table, glanced at Yun Meng, who had long hair, was taken aback, and hurriedly said angrily to the three officers and soldiers: "What's the matter with you guys? Came to my store to make trouble, and knocked over my wine, when I was a good bully, right? If you want to make trouble again, I will tell Niu Tingwei about this matter and arrest you all! ”

The three beasts seem to be quite afraid of the white cat shopkeeper, dare not make a time, the leopard head is the most flexible among the three demons, he rolled his eyes, and said to the white cat shopkeeper with a look of grievance: "Miao Ye, we didn't make trouble first, it was provoked by the human girl with an umbrella, and the wine jar was also overturned by her, human beings came to our territory to make trouble, and the Lord hates human beings the most, if this matter is known to the Lord, I'm afraid everyone doesn't look good, right?" ”

The cleverness of the leopard's head was not enough in front of Xue Yan, and Xue Yan knelt on the table on the spot and cried: "Sister! It turns out that Lishu Mountain can't accommodate us! Let's go back to the empty cave of Weiyu Mountain! As he spoke, he glanced at Yunmeng.

Yun Meng didn't know how to answer, so he had to tilt his head and say, "This, I can't go back." ”

In fact, Xue Yan had already thought about it, no matter how Yun Meng answered, as long as she didn't contradict the preface, she could accept it no matter what she said, but when she saw her, she knelt down and said to Yun Meng: "Sister! How do you tell me that Lishu Mountain is good, and that the burning sky wants to see us to participate in the great plan of the world, I always don't believe it! And lo and behold! These goblins in Lishu Mountain are still so rude, seeing that it is difficult to protect themselves from the nest when they see the burning sky, let's go! I don't want to stay for a moment! When I went back, I explained to Master Dayou that Lishu Mountain is not a place to stay and there is nothing to come! ”

Although Li Shu Mountain hates Shu Mountain, it does not mean that all immortals are rejected, this is something that Xue Yan has known for a long time, not to mention that the ordinary goblin tea and dinner room has some understanding of the lord's policy, one feels that he came at the invitation of the lord, that is the guest, the second is that he also loves these two women, and the third is that the officers and soldiers are really disgusting, so what are the scruples? They blamed the officers and soldiers one after another, and they were filled with righteous indignation!

"These ruffians are too much! Do you have to make the reputation of our Shushan stink! The goat old fairy said indignantly.

"That's it, it's really annoying to bully outsiders! Lishu Mountain can't go out again, and the people outside refuse to come, so I can't get over this day! The female toad said to her man.

"Don't go, two of you! Come to our Lishu Mountain to live for a while, we are all very enthusiastic, why bother with a few vulgar and reckless people? Master Rabbit persuaded.

Yun Meng saw the support of so many goblins, Liu Mei relaxed slightly, and said in his heart: "This Yan'er is really a ghost. ”

The white cat shopkeeper had already had the heart to protect the second daughter, and pushed the boat down the river and said: "I was also a guest here, don't use the burning sky to press me, not to mention that these two are also guests of Lishu Mountain, and you are also embarrassed!" Apologize to the two girls immediately, and I will not blame the past. ”

The three demons were speechless, so they had to apologize to Yun Meng and Xue Yan, and carried the vulture monster out of the store in a stupid manner.

The three demons have gone out, Xue Yan also understands that it is not good to grow branches in other people's land, so he pulled Yunmeng to continue to sit back at the table to eat vegetables, the signature dishes of the fish restaurant are also worthy of the name, the sweet and sour carp is crispy and golden, sweet and sour, the steamed crucian carp is delicious, fragrant and delicious, and the rattan pepper fish fillet is thin and fresh, sour and hot and appetizing.

Soon the dishes on the table were swept away, Situ Yunmeng also ate very happily, after eating and drinking, Xue Yan stroked her stomach with satisfaction, looked at the white cat shopkeeper who had been standing on the side for a long time, and said, "Shopkeeper, the fish you make here is really delicious!" If you have a chance, I'll have to go to your kitchen, and by the way, what are you doing here, aren't you going to do someone else's business? ”

The white cat shopkeeper only waited for the two girls to finish their meal, and then whispered to Yunmeng respectfully: "Fairy, the shopkeeper of the Youyu Restaurant is a land fairy, you can call me Miao...... It's easy to get in and hard to get out of Shushan here, it's not a good place to travel, I don't know why the fairy comes here? ”

Xue Yan wanted to remind Yun Meng to speak cautiously, but Yun Meng saw that the white cat was kind-faced, so he told him everything about it.

"What?" Ah Miao's eyes widened, and she lowered her voice and said to Yun Meng: "Fairy, you want to save your friend from the Burning Heavens?" That's harder than climbing to the sky! ”

Seeing that the second daughter was stunned, Ah Miao looked around worriedly, and said to the second daughter: "It's inconvenient to talk here, please come with me." As he spoke, he called a little flower cat to the front of the stage to replace him, and then personally led the second daughter upstairs and into the bedroom where he was resting.

Ah Miao's bedroom is no different from ordinary people, except that the bed she sleeps on is a little short. After Xue Yan and Yun Meng came in, they sat on Ah Miao's bed, Ah Miao's mattress was covered with down, and a refreshing fragrance emanated from it. Xue Yan looked around, thought for a while, and really didn't see anything wrong, so she patted the edge of the bed, her slender legs swayed lightly on the side of the bed, and she raised her eyebrows and smiled: "Such a big bed, you kitten can enjoy it." ”

Ah Miao curled up on the desk next to the bed like an ordinary cat, scratched the white hair on her neck with her hind paws, squinted her eyes and called a few times, and said: "It's still comfortable to sleep in your own room, it's noisy outside, and it's rare to be idle when you open a shop all day long." ”

Yun Meng folded his hands on Luo's skirt and said to Ah Miao: "Cat, if you have anything to say, but it doesn't hurt to say it." ”

"Meow." Ah Miao said lazily: "I heard the goblin here say that the burning sky is a red dragon with a high level of Taoism, and the previous generation of demon lords are acquainted, he used to travel in the world, made a lot of friends, and then died of his heart, he came back to preside over the overall situation, with his broad knowledge, hundreds of years to rectify the Lishu Mountain to be prosperous!" The reason why Chiyan City can have such a grand occasion today is all thanks to him, so the goblins here worship him as a god, but there is one thing that is very different from other demon masters, he especially likes to deal with us earth immortals, so that he can learn more about the outside world. ”

Yun Meng said puzzledly: "Listening to you say this, he is a good person, why ......?" ”

"But he's ambitious." Ah Miao added: "He does a lot of things for a purpose, take me as an example, he likes to eat the fish I make to make friends with me, and making friends with people in the fairy world is to help conquer the world in the future, it can be said that he is the smartest one of the demon lords I have ever seen, and he knows that fighting the fairy world with the demon clan alone is tantamount to hitting a stone with an egg, so he wants to pull the fairy world, hit the world, the hearts of the common people, and set the world!" Fairy, you said, a demon lord like him will be of great use if he holds Han Ye, how can you let you take people away easily? ”

"I see." Xue Yan held her chin and thought for a while, then said to Ah Miao: "Why don't you find a way to get us into the palace first, and I have my own way to save him when I enter the palace." ”

"Girl, are you a three-year-old child? He has always been dedicated to official business and is not close to women, and the beauty trick does not work for him. As she spoke, the white cat Ah Miao yawned, curled up again, and put her pure white tail outside and flicked it.

"If you are beautiful, you will use a beauty trick, this is the next policy!" Xue Yan took Yun Meng's hand and said to Ah Miao with a smile: "This girl's strategy is naturally extraordinary, you are only responsible for sending us in, and you don't have to worry about the rest, okay?" ”

"Okay, okay." Ah Miao said helplessly: "It's not difficult to send you in, anyway, I have to send some tribute to the palace tomorrow, and then you will pretend to be a guy in my store, and after I send something, I will find an excuse to keep you there, and then go back to the store to take care of the business, meow~!" ”

Xue Yan listened, glanced at Situ Yunmeng, his eyes turned, and said with a smile: "No, you can't pretend to be a buddy, so even if you barely stay, it will be inconvenient to search the palace, since Burning Sky likes to make friends, our little Mengmeng can be his friends!" ”

"What?" Ah Miao said.

Xue Yan shook his hand and said, "Okay, okay, it's not interesting to talk to you, you arrange a bedroom for me and Yunmeng first, and I'll tell you later." ”

Ah Miao shrugged her shoulders and asked Yun Meng, "Fairy, your friend has always been so tricky?" ”

Yun Meng smiled quietly and remained silent.

"What friend?" Xue Yan held Yun Meng, leaned her head on her shoulder, and said with a smile: "It's obviously her sister~ hehe." ”

"Forget it, it's just us here, what else are we pretending?" Ah Miao said disdainfully: "She always exudes a fairy fragrance on her body, just like me." And you, with a human touch, you also said that you are from the empty cave of Weiyu Mountain, and I have seen a lot of real people, but you are carrying the umbrella of Bishui Palace, and you are using the kung fu of Bishui Palace, so you can still deceive me, I am a cat fairy in vain? ”

Xue Yan was amazed that Ah Miao was well-informed, and knew that she couldn't be deceived, so she stuck out her tongue at him in embarrassment, and said, "It's not okay to worship Sister Zi?" ”

Ah Miao said again: "I didn't demolish you in front of everyone before, didn't I want to help you get rid of those villains?" I really don't know the hearts of good people, meow~! As he spoke, he squinted his eyes, straightened his four paws, stretched his waist on the table, smacked his lips a few times, and finally sat up and said, "Rest enough, okay, help to the end, send the Buddha to the west, and then arrange two rooms for you." ”

"It's one!" Xue Yan's face flushed slightly, and said, "I'm going to sleep with Xiao Mengmeng tonight." ”

"Together?" Yun Meng looked at Xue Yan.

Xue Yan clasped her hands around her chest and said excitedly: "If you dislike me and look down on me, then let's have two rooms." ”

Situ Yunmeng smiled slightly and said, "Okay, then follow Yan'er's, one by one." ”

"You guys are weird." Ah Miao's eyes glanced to the side, yawned, and said, "Come with me, I still have to take care of the business after arranging for you." ”

So, Ah Miao straightened her hat and led the second daughter to another room, this room is very spacious, all the tables, chairs and bed cabinets are made of mahogany, and a wide carpet is laid next to the brightly colored tent bed, the carpet is just like colorful flowers, and the air is filled with the fragrance of osmanthus flowers, and after Yunmeng comes in, this fragrance is even more elegant.

Seeing that the second daughter was a little surprised, Ah Miao happily pulled the hem of Yunmeng's skirt and said with a smile: "Fairy, this room is usually for dignitaries and nobles, and I give it to you, no money." ”

Xue Yan said impatiently: "Okay, okay, go out and do your business, now is the time for our daughter's family to talk about private matters." ”

"Oh." Ah Miao walked to the door, grabbed a red rope next to the door, and said, "If you need anything, pull this rope, and a guy will come to the door to inquire soon." As he spoke, he was going to pull the rope and demonstrate.

"Wait!" Xue Yan hurriedly stopped him, pulled Yun Meng to the outside of the room, and said, "You can pull it now." ”

"Meow~ I'm still guarding against me, I'm going to get a mechanism, I just got it." Ah Miao shook her head helplessly, pulled the red rope, only to hear the tinkling of the door, Xue Yan looked up, and saw a string of bells hanging above the door, she couldn't help laughing, and said, "So you use this method to greet guests?" ”

"yes." Ah Miao said: "Our cat's hearing is very sensitive, as long as the bell rings, we immediately know which room it is, and we can arrive in time, so we don't have to worry about not being well-greeted." ”

"Then I'll go down." Ah Miao finished what she had to say, closed the door with interest, and went about herself.

The cat can't make any sound when it walks, Xue Yan wasn't sure if Ah Miao was gone, so she carefully pushed open the door, glanced left and right in the aisle, and swept it up again, making sure that Ah Miao had gone, so she closed the door, happily hugged Yun Meng and smiled: "Hahaha, it's just the two of us~!" ”

Yun Meng pulled Xue Yan to sit on the edge of the bed, and said softly: "Just now Yan'er said, ask me to be friends with Burning Sky, if you want to come, how to rescue Ah Ye, Yan'er has a good plan in her heart." ”

"Of course." Xue Yan said and jumped onto the bright carpet, put her hands behind her back, turned around playfully, and said with a smile: "First of all, we can't use this outfit when we enter the palace tomorrow, we must change our clothes." The two daughters' families entered the Huoyun Palace, and there was no one else to take care of them, which was a lot of inconvenience. The burning sky is not close to women, since he is not close, how can he make friends with a strange woman? ”

Yun Meng felt that Xue Yan was right, and asked, "What does Yan Er think?" ”

Xue Yan grinned, came to Yun Meng's side, pressed one hand on the edge of the bed, and the other hand made a wind shield, and said softly: "A woman is dressed as a man." ”

Yun Meng shook his head again and again when he heard this, and said, "No, I don't know how to disguise myself as a man at all, if I want to learn it, I'm afraid I can't learn it, is there no other way?" ”

"It doesn't matter if you don't, this girl is an expert~!" Xue Yan said and sat down beside Yun Meng, and explained the plan and plan: "The first step, a woman dresses up as a man, you are the qin fairy, I am your qin boy, and Ah Miao will introduce it into the palace; In the second step, after seeing the burning sky, I will get closer to him, and I can directly get a lot of useful clues to help find the stupid melon; The third step is to find the dumb melon, take advantage of the night to create chaos, rescue him, and then contact the dumb melon sister and others to escape from Lishu Mountain together. ”

When Yun Meng heard this, he gradually became cheerful and said, "With Yan'er here, it seems that things have become very simple." ”

"It's that simple." Xue Yan said: "However, every step must be taken well, so Xiao Mengmeng, whether this first step can be taken well depends on you!" ”

"Look at me?" Yun Meng pointed at himself with wide eyes.

"Yes, we are not familiar with the people here, and we are all girls' families, so the reason why we want to sleep in the same room is not only to prevent bad people from being bad while we are asleep, but also to communicate with you more, so that you can learn to dress as a man as soon as possible." As he spoke, he clasped his hands and thought for a while, and said, "The piano, clothes, and folding fans can all be bought by Ah Miao, and as for words and deeds, I will correct them personally." ”

So, the second daughter called Ah Miao up with a red rope bell and explained it, Ah Miao relied on his familiarity with Lishu Mountain, and bought everything after half an hour, he took a few kittens to put everything on the desk, and then yawned and went downstairs.

"Okay." Xue Yan clasped her hands in front of her chest, looked at the things on the table, and smiled at Yunmeng: "Let's start." ”