Blue Star Continent.

The Dasheng Empire, which lives in Middle-earth and spans thousands of miles.

Northeast side of the heavy town, Hukou Fort.

"It's the end of the calf!"

"Why didn't you pinch the B number at all, drink a wine and drink it into a sauce aunt, I really can't afford to lose a spicy silver!"

Land Rover snorted and woke up and began to curse himself.

Although the brain is awake, the whole body is weak and weak, and the eyes are not embarrassed to open.

After graduating from college, I just applied for three months in the company, and the first time I participated in a cocktail party, I was so drunk that I fell asleep on the wine table.

No way, most of the table is beautiful girls.

I really shouldn't drink openly, I can't drink enough, I want to be a hero in front of beautiful women, and I have to pretend to be a grandson--- and become a bear.

I'm afraid it won't be easy to mix in the company in the future, where will we put this handsome and chic old face?

Ouch ho! What does Shenma mean?

In the summer, my face is cold, and my body is cold, which beauty sprayed cold water to sober me up?

The chick is very interesting.

Don't pretend.,Open your eyes and see who it is.,If it's beautiful, chase it.,Fight for a partner with her or something......

Land Rover opened his eyes and was stunned:

There are no beauties.

Goose feathers and snow were flying all over the sky, and soft snowflakes were constantly swaying and sticking to the face, and in an instant, they melted into ice water.

No wonder it's so cold on the face.

What did the wine party break up before? Where did the colleagues go?

Where am I?

As far as the eye can see, the whole world is white and clean.

Thousands of mountains and birds fly away, and thousands of people disappear.

The wine is drunk, and the temperature is dry below freezing.

Not far ahead, there are so many ice and snow carvings standing upright, what the hell.

Which fool was so full that he panicked and spent money to hire people to carve so many ancient warriors in armor in the wilderness......

Oh fog trough, it's cold, why are there still smoke coming out of the noses and mouths of these snowmen?

Land Rover was startled, and opened his eyes to look closely, where was there a snowman, it was actually an ancient warrior standing neatly with rows of armor covered with frost and snow, and as he breathed, his nose and mouth fluttered out.

What? What about these people making this movie?

Director, director, can you let me play a male lead or something.

No, this doesn't seem to be filming! All the big men, there is not even an actress, which director can still do such a stupid thing now.

It can't be a crossing, right?

Land Rover was puzzled and wanted to go over to take a closer look, but just about to move, he found that he was tied up and kneeling in the snow.

No wonder my whole body is cold, my knees hurt, and my legs are numb.

It's too much of a bully, take advantage of me to get drunk and die, is this what people do?

Land Rover's heart was on fire, and he glared and scolded: "Which bastard tied Lao Tzu here." ”

Before the words fell, he received a kick in the back.

"I'll kill you!" Land Rover scolded as he turned back to look.

Behind him stood a big man in armor, holding a bright ghost-headed knife in his hand and glaring at him.

That little look is exactly the same as a butcher who wants to slaughter a dog.

Only then did Land Rover notice that there were several people kneeling side by side with him, all tied up, and there were also armor guards behind him .......

It's over, it's over, Barbie Q, this is the rhythm of slashing people!

Wow? Why!

I didn't recruit anyone or mess with anyone, I didn't break the law or commit a crime, but I often peeked at my pretty little sister on the street.

In other words, whoever sees a beautiful girl doesn't look at it twice, and it is not a crime to whistle and send Qiubo.

What other bad things have you done?

I fell in love a few times when I was in school, and it was only limited to cuddling and hugging and dancing, and I never really pushed a girl's stomach into a balloon.

The biggest bad thing I ever did was when I was in middle school, I used a slingshot to break a few pieces of glass in Mr. Zhang's house.

I endured the confiscation of the love letter I wrote to Banhua, and I still read it publicly in class, but my aunt can't bear it......

I heard that it almost scared her out of her mental illness, but this is not enough to kill her head!

Tie Lao Tzu into a zongzi, who to scare with a broken knife, is there still a royal law! Are there any rules?

"Spicy next door, hurry up and untie the rope, I won't beat you to death, otherwise, be careful to sue you for violating human rights." Land Rover yelled, struggling desperately to break free of the rope.

"Chin? Renquan? A member of the court can only be called a Qin criminal if he violates the law, you are a small team, a big bean and a small broken official, and you dare to call yourself a Qin criminal, I really don't know how thick the sky is. ”

"What kind of boxing method is human boxing, I haven't heard of it, you have created it yourself, play it twice and let Ben General take a look."

As he spoke, Niu B, an officer in silver armor and silver armor, walked up to the Land Rover.

This thing is tall, with cunning eyes and a white face.

Speaking yin and yang, there is no energy, and there is no energy, and it is a glorious image of excessive indulgence.

What is it about human rights violations? Or is it deliberately molesting me?

"Who are you? Please put it here and pretend with me, look at your turtle grandson is a seller, and be stunned to be your duck. ”

Land Rover glared at him.

This thing was really afraid of the Land Rover in his heart, took a step back, gritted his teeth and said: "You are arrogant, you are a tiger every day, and you don't even pay attention to me, the captain of the folding." More than 300 brothers have been killed because of you, and when the tall man arrives, see if you dare to jump! ”

What's playing? More than 300 brothers died because of me.

I don't think I've done anything that big!

Land Rover's brain was buzzing, and then countless memory fragments poured into the brain, and even a god, it really crossed:

Land Rover, born in Kyoto in the third year of the Great Sheng Kaiyuan, is now 18 years old.

The eighteen-year-old girl is a flower, and the eighteen-year-old guy is croaking.

Strong and energetic, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I can beat people, and I can fight with my appearance.

Daddy Lu Song, when he was born, he was the left central guard of the Right Yulin Army, and the military attache of the seventh grade.

The old lady Sun Guiying, the right central guard of the female protector, is a military attache from the seventh grade.

Although the Dasheng Dynasty did not reach the point of equality between men and women, the status of women was very high, and at least it was normal for them to show their heads.

But there are still not many female soldiers, after all, the high-risk physical work of killing people and setting fires is not suitable for ordinary women.

Being able to become a female official is by no means an ordinary person.

There is a younger brother Lu Leopard and a younger sister Lu Li, and the three children are three years apart.

Although my parents are petty officials, they both have iron jobs, and their family backgrounds are okay compared to the poor.

Helplessly, Lu Song has an upright temperament, and there are many factions, and the capital is very unsatisfactory.

It won't come to trouble, how can you climb up!

Dasheng established the country with martial arts, and for 700 years, it has been fighting in the east and west, fighting in the south and killing in the north, and constantly expanding its territory, so the wind of martial arts is extremely prosperous.

is the so-called general and in the phase, if you don't make contributions on the battlefield, harvest heads, you don't want to be promoted.

When Land Rover was seven years old, there was war in the northeast. Lu Song took the initiative to invite Ying, and brought his family to the border of Xinbinzhou, Andong Road.

He served as the lieutenant of the New Binzhou Governor's Mansion and was also a seven-rank military attaché.

I wanted to cut out some fame on the battlefield, and also make a glorious ancestor, and shadow my descendants.

Unexpectedly, after more than ten years of fighting, all of them were in vain. Now I am still in this position honestly.

Seeing that he couldn't get along, it happened that his mother-in-law didn't want to see this eldest son, so she simply begged her grandfather to tell her grandmother and sent the fifteen-year-old Land Rover to the border of Hukou Fort.

Hukou Fort is the most outpost on the border, and it is common to fight and kill, and it is easy to make meritorious contributions and make a fortune and be promoted.

Land Rover, who practiced with his father when he was a child and refined his qi realm, really lived up to his father's high expectations, with a ruthless spirit, in less than three years, he tossed all the way from the big head soldier to the team.

Dasheng's military system, ten people for a fire, the leader is called the fire chief, fifty people are a team, and the leader is called the team.

Three hundred people were in a regiment, and the boss of the regiment was called the captain.

Only when you get to the rank of captain can you be considered a serious and organized officer.

Because of the important terrain, Hukou Fort set up Zhechong Mansion, with the establishment of three regiments and nearly 1,000 border soldiers.

With the heads harvested by the Land Rover, it is more than enough to be a school captain.

It's a pity that Land Rover has a sex with his father, and he only knows how to charge stupidly and chop people, and he won't sell his feelings.

The mouth is as stupid as the waist of cotton pants, and the three bars can't press a fart.

Therefore, most of the credit was credited to the head of the boss of the Zhichong Mansion --- the commander of the Zhichong Governor, Peierbi.

The merit belongs to others, but if there is a fault, it is pushed on him.

Three days ago, when he left the country for a campaign, Captain Zhang of the Land Rover's regiment habitually ran around and had diarrhea, and it was said that he couldn't get on the horse.

I had to lead a group of people to fight the vanguard by the acting head of the Land Rover, but unexpectedly fell into an ambush, the whole group of 300 people, only the Land Rover rushed left and right to break out of the encirclement, and the rest of the soldiers were all burped, and no life was returned.

Dasheng has always been arrogant, and he will clean up if he sees which country is not pleasing to the eye.

Especially the border soldiers, brave and good at fighting, well-armed, known as one soldier to nine soldiers, rarely defeated the battle.

The First World War lost 300 border soldiers, which is worth it!

The commander-in-chief of the Eastern Theater --- Inspectorate, who was patrolling the border, was furious when he heard the news and sent someone to pass down the order: He would personally interrogate the criminals and personally supervise the beheading......

Land Rover pinched his teeth and had a headache.

This special crossing, just after coming, he will be stabbed and become a ghost.

System, system, come and save me.

Land Rover called out in his heart a thousand times, and the system didn't seem to hear it.

Isn't there a system for crossing, why is my system like a bird, and I can't save it when I die!

I don't know if I'm more wronged than Dou E and more aggrieved than Yue Fei!

This battle was actually provoked by Perbi.

I heard that there is a princess in the Jawlunt Department outside the country, whose name is Yanali, who looks like a flower and a moon, has a slender posture, and is fascinated by the country with a smile, and is captivated by the city if she doesn't smile.

The barren mountains and mountains are so beautiful, wouldn't it be in vain if you don't marry and enjoy it.

So he sent someone to the Jawlunt Department to propose marriage.

Although the Oront Ministry is small, it is said that there are only about 100,000 people, but it is also known as a country.

Why did the noble princess marry you Sesame big six-grade military attaché, the toad wants to eat swan meat, why don't you have a bit of a B number.

The Ororents make a living by hunting, fishing, and mining mountains and wilderness, and the tribe is extremely fierce, and they dare to fight bears and tigers when they have a violent temper.

The proposer was beaten by someone and his nose was blue and his face was swollen, his eyes were slanted and his mouth was crooked, and he lost half his life before he was released.

This angered Pelbi, and he immediately went to attack.

The original owner is a heartless person, and he must be killed first in every battle.

Unexpectedly, this time it was different from the past, all the way to the python, arched into the encirclement of others, and was almost wiped out.

followed behind and led two groups of people to prepare to pick up the cheap Perbi, and when he saw that the situation was not good, he ran away.

When the Land Rover was exhausted, he ran out of the encirclement and ran back to the camp.

Pelbi pretended to appease him, drunk him, and tied him up while he was asleep.

At the same time, he sent someone to tell Shangfeng that it was Land Rover who led the team to attack without authorization, and he suffered this defeat.

The original owner, the black cauldron, was too sloppy, and Perbi bullied him for being clumsy and not good at talking, and asked him to be a substitute for the dead.

This king and eight lambs want to break the sky, and they can't imagine that it is Lao Tzu who has passed through now.

Will Lao Tzu be so honest and let you play to death?

Thinking of this, Land Rover looked at Perbi in front of him with a smile and said:

"Erbi, I heard that people say that they are white-faced, nine out of ten have no good intentions, you have a bad stomach, and you put the guilt of losing the battle on your Grandpa Lu, you touch your chest, do you still have a conscience, are you embarrassed to do this."

Pei Erbi was stunned, but he didn't expect the usually quiet Land Rover to say so many words in one breath, and there was a thorn in his words, and he blushed angrily: "Who do you call Erbi?" Lao Tzu is the commander of Zhichong, the six-rank military attaché. You scolded me for being a little white face, your face is whiter than mine, and your heart is even worse. ”

"Isn't your name Erbi? In this cold and snowy place, you tied your husband here, didn't give you food for two days and two nights, and the cold made Lao Tzu stiff, so that the hard place was soft, how can you give birth to a little brother with your mother when you turn around? You say you're doing this stupid thing. "The Land Rover machine gun is like a loud mouth, taking advantage of the Pelbi.

Land Rover's mouth was suddenly so neat, and he circled Pei Erbi: "My father named me Erbi, not Erbi, I have an aunt, a mother, seven little mothers, thirteen brothers, which mother do you want to give me a little brother?" ”

"Oh, you're so much of a mother, your dad is really peeing, can you get busy? If I don't help anymore, he won't be tired of smoking. ”

"My father is the prime minister of the dynasty, and there are not many wives, which adult is not a ...... of three wives and four concubines" Perbi was led by the nose by the Land Rover, and he hadn't woken up yet.

"You were born to a concubine, right? How many girls is your mother? ”

"My mother is the second lady's girl, she is very good-looking, so my father did the work and gave birth to me." When Perbi said this, his head was raised, and his waist was straightened, and he was very proud of it.

"No wonder your father named you Erbi, your mother is two, and you are even two, so I sent you to the border to die."

"Don't fart, although I am not the eldest son in the family, my father has high hopes for me, and he sent me here to make me a meritorious career, and I will definitely have a bright future in the future."

"Don't be stupid there, you were born to the old man who stole the gate from your mother, your father's hat is green, and he is afraid that his old face will have no place to put it down, so he can't be angry to send you here."

"Who told you that? Why didn't I know? ”

"Everyone on earth knows it, but you don't know."

"Earthlings? What do earthlings do? "Perbi asked the Land Rover to give the flickering clouds and mountains of fog.

"You big fool, hurry up and let me go, eat and drink well, and entertain, Uncle Ben will tell you when he is full."

"Land Rover, you have always been loyal and honest, why did you suddenly become flamboyant, what do you want, and let you go, do you know that you are a criminal?"

"You sent me to be the vanguard, we are surrounded and you don't rescue, the criminal should be you, and you are not afraid that Lord Gao will figure things out and ask you for the crime?"

"I didn't send you out, so you just accept your fate." Perbi then bent down and whispered in Land Rover's ear: "Don't be stupid, then Master Gao will offend my father because of this little thing?" Confess your sins honestly, and I will protect your whole family from being sitting. ”

"......" Land Rover thinks that there is some truth in his words.

The system didn't respond, I couldn't fight my father, and I was unwilling to admit it, and Land Rover had a headache all over my body at the moment......

The ground suddenly trembled, and a muffled thunderous sound could be heard in the distance.

Everyone present immediately became alert: a large group of heavy cavalry had arrived......