Chapter 484: My Brother-in-law Was Requisitioned by Us (1/2)
When Zhao Yu heard Zhang Wenzhong's words, the whole person fell into some kind of confusion, he was stunned by the intricate relationship in front of him, the relationship between his cousin-in-law and his cousin... One moment it is the relationship between the aunt and the nephew, the other is the relationship between the sister and the younger brother, and the next is the relationship between the husband and the wife... How did this come about?
One more doubt...
My cousin and her mother-in-law are best friends, and her mother-in-law is best friends with her mother. So, wouldn't my cousin and her mother become best friends? How exactly did this relationship come about?
Even though Zhao Yu has a genius-like IQ, he is also confused at this moment, and even feels that his brain is a little insufficient, and he can't figure out the relationship spectrum from it even if he wants to break his head, it's too complicated... This is much more difficult than quantum mechanics.
"Cousin-in-law... You're... This..."
Zhao Yu looked at Jiang Qi, who was sitting opposite, and opened his mouth... As a result, when the words came to his mouth, he was forced to hold back.
"Accident... It was a pure accident."
"Although I knew that my cousin Tingting was my mother's best friend when I first met, I thought it was impossible... I never expected the result. Jiang Qi sighed, with a slight hint of melancholy and helplessness between his eyebrows, and replied, "Cousin Tingting's attack was too fierce, and she was already thirty-one years old at that time." The voice fell
looked at his brother-in-law meaningfully, and said with a smile: "You may not understand the weight of a woman after thirty, it can simply kill people, the key is Cousin Tingting... Anyway, let's just say that, your cousin-in-law was carried away by *** at the time, and he fell in love with her in a daze. 「
"Oh... It's about the same as me."
"I... I was also carried away and couldn't wait to confess. Zhao Yu pursed his lips, then looked at Zhang Wenzhong, and asked softly, "Brother-in-law Zhang... Are you like us?" "Hmm."
"We're all the same... I was also attracted by your sister Feifei's beauty, and... And then embark on a path of no return from there. Zhang Wenzhong sighed, his face was loveless, and muttered to himself.
In a flash
The atmosphere at the dinner table fell silent, and the three of them remained silent, sitting there dumbfounded... It's like three extremely ferocious male lions, a little dying after a big battle... Silently licking his wounds in the corner, waiting for death to come. At this moment,
The waiter brought the food to the table, which broke the awkward atmosphere.
"Cousin-in-law... Brother-in-law Zhang."
"If my cousin and Sister Fei Fei get angry... How did you two cope?" Zhao Yu mentioned a key question, a question that puzzled him in the process of falling in love, for this man who put all his mind on science, how to solve the contradiction between men and women, is more difficult than studying quantum teleportation.
"Well..."
"Why don't you say it first, I'll finale... After all, my wife is much more ferocious than yours. Jiang Qichong Zhang Wenzhong said. Okay."
"Then let me talk about some of my experiences." Zhang Wenzhong put down his chopsticks, looked at his brother-in-law in front of him, and said meaningfully: "I'm procrastinating... To put it simply, it's to play dead, when you Sister Feifei is angry, I'm usually silent... Never touch her thunder wire, the so-called silence is golden... That's it." "Of course!"
"This way is also dividing people, you Sister Fei Fei belong to that kind of... When someone talks back to her, the more fierce she becomes, and if no one pays attention to her, she will be angry. Zhang Wenzhong said seriously: "Don't blindly choose my way... It is necessary to formulate a solution according to the personality of your own woman. "The words fell,
He pursed his lips and continued, "Listen to your cousin-in-law, he has a lot of research in this area, and your cousin is a woman... It can't be described as ordinary ferocity, she should be the most brutal person in the world, but look at your cousin-in-law... Jumping around all day is enough to say it all."
"No, no."
"Compared to my father-in-law and uncle... I'm the third in the world at most, and these two are experienced!" Jiang Qi waved his hand very modestly and said lightly: "Let's talk about my experience, compared to your brother-in-law Zhang's singleness, your cousin-in-law and I have rich means."
Zhao Yu hurriedly ended
With his own attitude, he respectfully asked, "Listen up!" "It's easy..."
"Four words... The right medicine!" Jiang Qi said seriously, "According to how angry Cousin Tingting is, why should she be angry... And the ultimate consequence, to work out a solution on the fly, of course... In fact, these so-called solutions, in the final analysis, are just to deal with, and in the end, without exception... will take the road of taking the initiative. 「
"Your brother-in-law Zhang is still groping and researching."
"But your cousin-in-law, I... It's already in a league of its own! Jiang Qi smiled and said, "Women... It's all emotional animals, she coaxes it when she's angry, and all the anger will disappear, if it really can't be eliminated... Then sacrifice your own waist and fiercely and forcefully... Fight with her for real time. 「
"Do you know how to work hard?" Jiang Qi asked.
Zhao Yu shook his head, his face full of doubts and incomprehension about life.
"You'll find out later."
"Anyway, it's a process... You're not there yet. Jiang Qi paused and continued, "I'll teach you how to coax Tingting first, and your brother-in-law Zhang will teach you... How to be a man on your knees. "Huh?" "Kneeling?"
Zhao Yu looked at Zhang Wenzhong in horror, his eyes full of astonishment.
"It's not that you really kneel, but... is a man with his tail between his legs, do you want to be beaten to death by Tingting? "Zhang Wenzhong said angrily.
"Oh... Then I still want to live." Zhao Yu replied.
"Ahem!"
Jiang Qi coughed lightly and said leisurely, "Let's eat first... After eating, I will rest with your brother-in-law Zhang, and take you directly to the bar in the evening, as for tomorrow..."
Turning his head to look at Zhang Wenzhong, the eyes of the two were focused on each other at this moment, passing on their own information to each other.
"We'll make our own arrangements tomorrow, and we'll see you in the evening... In the evening, go to the spa, then continue to the bar, and on the third day... During the day, the two of us arranged by ourselves, and at night we will have elegant art on the hour, so that the breath of art will edify the whole body, and on the fourth day... Day 4... We want to have a party." Jiang Qi said.
After listening to his cousin-in-law's itinerary, Zhao Yu didn't feel anything, but the party was a bit too much in the end... It was clear that my cousin-in-law was not well-intentioned, and if nothing else, his party was full of young women with big breasts and big hips.
"Cousin-in-law..."
"IMHO... This party will be avoided, Tingting will definitely know, and when the time comes, go back and tell the whistle... You two are probably going to be in a coffin when you return home, so why don't you take you to a football game, what do you think?" Zhao Yu said. "No!" "We don't watch football!"
Jiang Qi and Zhang Wenzhong shook their heads, and the two of them resolutely implemented their own ideas.
In the end, under Zhao Yu's unremitting efforts, his two brothers-in-law still compromised and went to watch a so-called Premier League game. suddenly
Zhao Yu's mobile phone rang, and he glanced at the caller... Suddenly his face turned pale with fright, and after he hurriedly raised his head, he looked at his two brothers-in-law bitterly, and said cautiously, "It's Tingting's phone, you must know that I sneaked out." "If you know, you know."
"What's the reason for this, we're both protecting you... What are you afraid of her doing? Jiang Qi said with a disgusted face, "You take it first."
Zhao Yu withdrew his mouth, picked up the phone hard, and in the next second.. The terrifying voice echoed in his ears. "Where?" Miao Tingting asked coldly. "I... I..."
Although Miao Tingting was not by his side, he felt that she was in front of him at this time, and the invisible pressure was rushing towards him, and he was almost unable to breathe.
"Dinner with the two brothers-in-law." Zhao Yu replied silently. "It's already there?"
Miao Tingting, who was sitting in her office, suddenly locked her brows, she had received a call from her cousin before, informing her... The two of them came together, and asked her to look at it a little, and not to behave in England, especially to be wary of any woman around them.
This muffled arrival in the UK, shouldn't it be because you want to do some tricks? I heard from my cousin that the two brought a lot of money.
"Where are you?"
"I'll go right away." Miao Tingting still said coldly. I'll go with it."
Miao Hao Lemon asked his heart.
"Huh?"
"This... This..."Zhao Yu didn't know what to do for a while.
Hearing her man's hesitant appearance, Miao Tingting instantly became angry, and at the same time felt a little anxious... Not long after the three of them met, the future husband already showed signs of resistance, if he stayed a few more days... I'm afraid I'm not going against myself. "Ahhh
"Tell me where it is!" Miao Tingting said angrily, "Don't make me angry."
In the face of visible danger... Miao Tingting stopped pretending to be a showdown, exposed her true nature unabashedly, and said angrily: "The surname Zhao... Don't challenge my bottom line, and don't challenge my patience. 「
Finished! This woman is no longer acting!
Zhao Yu, who was born in a scholarly family, has come into contact with the women he has been in contact with since he was a child, all of them are the kind of gentle and elegant type, Miao Ting is the first irritable woman he has encountered, but it is also the last woman... He's been firmly in the grip.
Jiang Qi saw his brother-in-law's embarrassment and silently stretched out his hand... handed it to Zhao Yu and motioned to give him the phone.
Seeing his brother-in-law make a move, Zhao Yu felt that he saw God and hurriedly handed the phone into his hand. "Hey!" "I'm your cousin-in-law."
"My brother-in-law was temporarily requisitioned by me and your sister Feifei's husband, if there is nothing important... Don't just call us. Jiang Qi said solemnly, "That's it... You're good at work, goodbye! 「
After that,
Hang up directly, then shut down, and you're done in one go. meanwhile
Zhao Yu stared at his cousin-in-law directly, and vaguely felt that something was wrong.
PS: Ask for a monthly pass, ask for a recommended ticket (first issued and then changed)