Zhao Yu used to think that his cousin-in-law had no goods in his stomach, and he might be a strong mouth, but what he said just now... Completely broke his previous cognition, it turned out that his cousin-in-law's methods could be so superb, no wonder he was able to soak his mother's best friend, there was no real thing in his hand, it was indeed difficult to do.

"Listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years!" Zhao Yu looked at his cousin-in-law with reverence on his face, and said with emotion: "This set of operations is simply smooth, this skill is too profound... I don't even know what to say, but all in one sentence... Cousin-in-law, you're my idol!"

"Oops..."

"It's a small scene! It's just an entry level." Jiang Qi faced his brother-in-law's exaggeration, and there was a slight pride between his eyebrows, and he said lightly: "Zhao Yu... This is the routine for beginners, so I'll throw her a question first... A problem that she can't solve, and then you give the answer... Enlighten the question on this answer, of course... Here it is necessary to intervene in the physical contact, so that the construction of the romance... poured into her body. 「

"So..."

"Will Tingting still scold you? Will they still beat you up? She's already paralyzed! I don't have any strength in my body, and at this time... I'm not at your mercy?" Jiang Qi squeezed his eyebrows at Zhao Yu, and continued: "After I go back, think about it, this routine is universal, even a tigress eats, Cousin Tingting is actually the most ferocious tigress, I have used this trick to get out of danger many times."

"Uh-huh!"

"Cousin-in-law... Thank you, I'll take a good look at it when I get back. Zhao Yu nodded the response bag again and again, pursing his lips... Cautiously asked, "That brother-in-law... If this is called a beginner routine, what is an intermediate routine? What does a high-level routine look like?"

Jiang Qi picked up his wine glass, took a sip gently, and said angrily, "You... Let's learn to walk first, we are all crawling on the ground, and we start thinking about running, if you don't die, who will die?" "I'm curious."

"Cousin-in-law... Just tell me about it. Zhao Yu looked at him with a wistful expression. Then

Zhang Wenzhong, who was on the side, opened his mouth and said mysteriously to Jiang Qi, "Show me... lest we have no goods in our stomachs."

"Okay, okay."

"If the beginner routine is called taking the initiative, then the intermediate routine is trying to capture the old and indulge... The answer is on the riddle, in order to coax the other party better, deliberately show a little flaw first. Jiang Qi said indifferently, "Let's make a simple analogy... It's about the same way you make her angry and then coax her to get her. 「

"Huh?"

"That's... If you don't coax it, won't you fall into the net? Zhao Yu asked suspiciously.

Jiang Qi rolled his eyes and said solemnly, "First of all, if you use this move, you already have enough certainty, and secondly... This trick is not used to solve the problem, but to consolidate her love for you, if Tingting is angry, wouldn't you use this trick to find death?"

"Oh, too..."

"I don't understand it very well, but it sounds very high-end, and sure enough... In this ocean of love, I am just a drop in the ocean." Zhao Yu sighed and said to himself helplessly, "I don't know when I will be able to reach the realm of my cousin-in-law." "Actually..."

"Your brother-in-law and I hope that you will never use these routines in your life, and I also hope that you will never reach our realm, because if you want to reach our realm, you need to pay a lesson of blood and tears, and you need to constantly rub on the line of death again and again." Jiang Qi looked at his cousin-in-law and said seriously, "Do you understand what I mean?"

"That's right."

"And these two live together... In the end, it's all about complementarity. Zhang Wenzhong interjected. Two brothers-in-law."

"Truth... I understand everything, but what's the use of understanding the truth? The point is that she is unreasonable!" Zhao Yu said bitterly: "Let's take the last thing, my colleagues in the office and I are talking about the research direction, one of the professors is single, he can't be said to be good-looking, but he can be quite passable... As a result, Tingting was jealous. 「

"Yin Ming, she is much better looking than that person, but she gets angry for some reason... Anything will be charged against me. "Even though it's a rehash of the past, it's still painful

, Zhao Yu's eyebrows were full of sorrow, and he muttered, "When is it a head?"

Jiang Qi raised his arm, patted him lightly on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "The great task of heaven is for people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, and starve their bodies and skins." "Yes."

"If you haven't experienced wind and rain, how can you see a rainbow." Zhao Yu replied silently. In the time that followed,

Jiang Qi taught a few more elementary routines, while Zhang Wenzhong taught some rules of stealing life, which made Zhao Yu stunned for a while, and the massive knowledge was like cramming into his mind, and he was a little confused and stiff every day.

…

The night is always quiet.

Jiang Qi stayed in his room, at this time he was enjoying the pleasure of bathing, the warm pool water wrapped his waist on both sides, and the original soreness was instantly healed.

At this moment,

The phone rang... Silently opened his eyes, got up and looked at the caller, only to find that it was his own aunt who called, hurriedly pressed the hands-free button, and said gently, "Big baby wife, isn't it only seven o'clock in the morning over there?" Why don't you sleep a little longer? 「

"I miss you..."

Song Meiyue, who had just woken up, hugged her quilt and lay on her side on the double bed, her vermilion mouth pursed slightly, and she murmured, "When will you come back?"

Facing the pretty aunt who suddenly became delicate, Jiang Qi had no room to parry at all, and said lightly, "I'll go back in two days..."

"Hmm..."

"Then I'll wait for you at home." Song Meiyue said glutinously, "Where are you at night?"

"Bar."

"It's kind of British culture, but don't worry... It's not the type to put on a high spirit. Jiang Qi explained.

"I know."

Song Meiyue turned over, stared straight at the ceiling above her head, and asked playfully, "Is there a young and beautiful girl who comes to talk to you?" You tell me the truth... Don't give me any sloppy looks." In fact...

Jiang Qi was really accosted, it was a few female students nearby, but he rejected them. "Hey..."

"Your husband's charm can still be in the bar with Wen Zhong and his brother-in-law today, and several waves of young women came in succession, but I rejected them." Jiang Qi returned to the bathtub, put his phone next to his head, closed his eyes and said silently, "In my heart... You will always be irreplaceable, and no woman can squeeze you out of my heart."

This was an ordinary witticism, but it made Aunt Song, who had just woken up, feel a little rippled in her mind and body, and murmured, "That's not necessarily... If I have another daughter in the future, you... You will definitely put all your heart on your daughter, and you will not care about me from now on." "Daughter..."

"You should be spoiled to death!" Jiang Qi replied with a smile, "Isn't your father like this?" "Humph!"

Song Meiyue snorted angrily, and then asked delicately, "You didn't bring your brother-in-law to ruin, did you?" "What do you mean by being bad?"

"We call him on the right path!" Jiang Qi withdrew his mouth and said seriously: "I taught him a lot of the essentials of coaxing women, although I don't know how much he absorbs, but as long as he uses one percent... I think it's enough to pinch your cousin."

Song Meiyue didn't say much, now she cares more about when her man comes back, suddenly there is no him in her life, and she always feels that she has lost something... In fact, Song Meiyue has regarded Jiang Qi as the pillar of the family, and she habitually goes to him when she encounters something, even as trivial things...

Followed by

The little couple began to talk about love on the phone, and all kinds of fleshy love words were passed on to each other's ears, especially Jiang Qi... It can be said that there is no bottom line, and the lonely pretty aunt is teased to... The whole body was trembling, and the hysterical thirst in the depths of his heart surged almost everywhere in his body.

"You little scoundrel..."

Song Meiyue bit her lower lip, her face was filled with a touch of delicate charm, like a blooming rose, that posture and temperament... Showing the maturity of Fengyun to the fullest, he squeaked and said, "Not with you

Talked about... I'm going to wash up, and there's something going on in the company today. 「

Words fall,

After a pause, he continued, "Be obedient today, don't go to any messy places, and wait for you to return home... Wife, I'm going to check. 「

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Rest assured, my wife, my husband's body belongs only to you." Jiang Qi smiled sheepishly, "When the time comes, you... Let you soar into the sky, and then make a blockbuster."

"Nasty!"

"Hang up... Stinky man!"

Song Meiyue blushed and said angrily, "Go to bed early..."

"Hmm..."

"Yes!"

"My Empress."

…

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Following

Jiang Qi and Zhang Wenzhong, the two ministers, are enjoying an English breakfast in the hotel's cafeteria, although Britain is a food desert, but only breakfast is famous for its rich dishes, which can be called the dawn of British dark cuisine, of course... This is entirely due to the fact that the foundation itself is too poor, and a little better is already incredible.

"You say... How was my brother-in-law doing last night?" Zhang Wenzhong was eating an omelette, and casually asked Jiang Qi opposite. "It shouldn't be bad."

"We've all taught so many things, and even if we don't learn them all, we learn 10 percent... I can handle Tingting in a short time." Jiang Qi replied.

Zhang Wenzhong sighed, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said worriedly: "I'm afraid that we have taught so much, but my brother-in-law listened to it, and his confused expression at that time, I look... Fierce Duoji..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Wenzhong suddenly noticed that a young girl appeared at the door of the restaurant, and his scalp was numb with fright.

"It's over, it's over!"

"Tingting has come to the door!"

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