Chapter 21 The Toad Wants to Eat Swan Meat

You don't even have a chance to put it in, and you still dream of not pulling it out, and dream of marrying a daughter-in-law!

Land Rover scolded in the back.

An Shizhu felt good about herself and burst with self-confidence: "Little beauty, be my daughter-in-law, I will let you eat and drink spicy food, you don't have to go to bed every day, and enjoy the same blessings as my aunt." ”

The toad wants to eat swan meat, but if you think about it, your mother's rotten goods are too dirty for nothing. I dare to use it to desecrate my dear cutie, and I will want you to look good in a while.

Land Rover said angrily: "pig, she is my wife, a goddess sent by Changshengtian, don't fight the ghost idea, get away from me!" ”

Unexpectedly, An Shizhu had an uncomfortable look of not being beaten up, and her fat head twisted:

"What's wrong with your wife, I have seven fathers, a total of one mother, and I am happy. Can't we have a wife together, why are you so picky. ”

Oh, I'm going to be big, this dead fat pig is ashamed to let the dog eat it: "Don't give me all that mess, your mother is your mother, and people are little fairies, can you be the same as your mother?" ”

"Fairy, the fairy is a man of heaven, and you are not worthy to marry her."

An Shizhu was very unconvinced.

"Lao Tzu is a god sent by the Immortal Heaven, and he went down with the fairy, you pig don't hurry up and get off the horse and bow down." Land Rover's eyes widened to frighten him.

An Shizhu laughed: "You, you fool, fool the pig nickname?" Immortals have the means of immortals, do you have them. ”

"Come and try." Land Rover began to set up.

"Come here, come here, if you are not a fairy, this little beauty, you will return, me." An Shizhu simply strangled the horse and waited for the Land Rover.

Sandwiching the horse's belly between his legs and urging the horse to take two steps, the visual distance was enough, and Land Rover touched the electric baton on An Shizhu's arm and pressed the switch...... Push directly to second gear.

"What good things are you going to give me, oh my mother, ......" An Shizhu looked at the black electric baton and asked strangely, followed by a scream, and the big stone thrown by the stone thrower flew straight out and fell heavily into the snow a foot away.

The "plop" smashed a large hole in the ground, revealing only half of his body in the snow.

This strange cry was heartbreaking, deformed to the point that it did not look like a human sound, and Yanali in front of her turned her head to look at it when she heard the sound, and her apricot eyes widened in shock, and she froze with her pink little mouth slightly open:

An Shizhu convulsed violently in the snow, shivering like chaff on her whole body, her mouth was wide open but she couldn't make a sound, and the pain was incomparable.

The snow under the thighs slowly turned yellow, and there was a smell of rice in the air, and the goods were involuntarily let go.

It was so funny that no matter how sympathetic Yanari was, she couldn't hold back her mouth and snicker.

Land Rover laughed so much that he laughed at the sound of a donkey.

"Screaming donkey, what's wrong with him, the horses are limp on the ground, you should be ruthless......" Yanari criticized Land Rover with a pleasant face.

The current is too strong, and the big dark horse is also implicated, paralyzed underground for self-cultivation, silently healing the physical and mental wounds.

Land Rover spread his hands and looked innocent: "I didn't do anything to him, this Sun thief was cursed by God and was struck by lightning." ”

"What kind of thunder can you hit on this sunny day? Why didn't I hear the thunder. Yanari looked up and saw that the sky was blue and blue, and there was not a single cloud.

"There is thunder on the flat ground, who else can you blow up if you don't blow up the. You just didn't pay attention. Land Rover came as soon as he opened his mouth in a panic, his eyes did not blink and his heart did not beat.

"yes, really!" Yanali's eyes are clear, innocent, and she chooses to believe in Land Rover.

After a while, An Shizhu stopped shaking and lay quietly like a small Roshan.

The Land Rover paced slowly, deliberately stepping on the snowy area, so that the riding boots were covered with snow, and then lightly stepped on his face.

The snow slowly melted, giving An Se-joo a big face.

He shuddered all over his body, and finally relieved himself. Slowly opened the little mung bean eyes and looked up at the Land Rover in a daze.

Land Rover took his foot down, squatted down and gently patted his fat face: "How is it, is it comfortable?" ”

An Shizhu is very well-behaved and innocent, and honestly squeezes out two words from her throat: "Comfortable." ”

"Do you dare to dream of marrying my little beauty as a daughter-in-law in the future?"

"Don't dare, don't marry, don't dare to say anything."

"Follow me honestly, and you will do whatever I tell you to do."

"Honestly, honestly, I'll do whatever you tell me to do."

"You can't talk about it, but you have a ghost idea in your heart, right?"

"No, never, no tricks in the mouth, no ghosts in the heart."

"Remember, don't pretend to be 13 from now on, pretend to be 13 and be struck by lightning, you know no."

"I know, I don't dare to pretend to be 13, don't be struck by lightning, woo woo woo ......"

mentioned the thunder split, An Shizhu actually cried aggrievedly, tears in her eyes......

Land Rover has been staring at his little eyes, and there is only a big word "suit" written in the eyes of the innocent little at the moment, which is genuine, and there is no adulteration in Tong Suo.

Rest assured, I received a faithful pug!

A wild dog, you have to give some sweetness after being subdued, Land Rover gave him a bright smile, and said in a soft tone: "Get up, it's time for us to go." ”

An Shizhu used all four hooves at the same time, and paddled and pulled for a long time like a back-shelled king, although she was panting like a cow, she didn't get up in the end.

Land Rover grabbed him by the shoulders and lifted him to his feet.

An Shizhu is slimy and wet underneath, with shiitake mushrooms and blue thin.

He didn't dare to look at Yanali with any more fanfare, and he couldn't help but steal the fragrance and steal the jade's careful thoughts, and couldn't help but secretly glance at it with his afterglow.

The little beauty smiled mockingly.

It's over, and I'm embarrassed in front of the beauty and thrown to my grandmother's house.

An Shizhu looked down at the yellow under her body and sighed.

There is no man who doesn't care about face in front of beautiful women, not only is his face gone, but his inside is very embarrassing.

The male god is so powerful, the goddess must not be much worse.

It's better to be sincere and respect the gods, at least you won't suffer such a big loss.

An Shizhu's mind moved here, her calves were retracted, her upper body leaned forward, her hands were directly on the ground, and she knelt directly on the ground, and said to Yanali: "Slave to meet the goddess!" ”

"Excuse me, flat." Yanali's heart was full of joy, and she took on the posture of a goddess, muttering in her heart, and she didn't know if she was pretending to be like it.

The handsome big black horse was almost recovered, and its four hooves were digging in the ground, and he screamed and told the song:

I especially let the fat man press on my body, tossing and toiling, who provoked whom, suffered such a big crime.

Land Rover estimated that the big burden hanging on the horse's back should have Ahn Se-joo's change of clothes.

"Let's go ahead first, and you change your clothes and then follow us." Land Rover is very intimate to An Shizhu.

"Thank you, master." An Shizhu was grateful, and there was a pungent smell of wetness underneath, even if she could hold back her nose, she was afraid that the chicken and dog would be soaked.

If the bubble is rotten and you can't exert your power anymore, what's the fun in life......

"Baby, are you homesick?" Land Rover cautiously tentatively.

"What do you say! You are a big wild donkey who makes trouble, so that Abba and Brother don't want me anymore, they all blame you, they all blame you. Yanali looked coquettish, and hammered up with her small fist as she spoke.

"Oops, hey, it hurts, it hurts, don't fight." Land Rover pretended to be a fit.

"Hey, the bag you're carrying behind you looks good, what's in it?"

"Joy machine. Let's go home and see Abba and Brother, and I'll make them happy too, what's up. ”

"Really, you are so filial, and you brought a chicken, are you alive? Be careful not to suffocate it, just let it out and let it have fun. ”

"This can't be, it's not an edible broiler, it's a fighter that makes people scream, laugh, and pee when they're happy."

"What kind of nonsense are you talking about, the gods are chattering, people ignore you, get out of the calf!"

"How am I going to get out, little darling, do you want to get off the horse and roll now? This snow all over the ground is so embarrassing that it buries Hu Tai, so let's roll the sheets with you at night! ”

"Bah, it's shameless, whoever wants to roll the sheets with you, you can get out of it yourself!"

"Oh baby, don't you want to have another little wild ass? How can you make a little wild donkey stuff without rolling the sheets! ”

"The more you talk, the more energetic you get, don't you? I'll screw you to death. ”

Yanali didn't start to twist it, because Ahn Se-joo had already changed her clothes and rode a horse to catch up.

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Approaching the Tiger Fort, Yuanyun found that the gate was equipped with double posts, and the gatekeepers held swords and guns in their hands, as if they were facing a great enemy.

The sound of trumpets sounded in the fort, and in a moment a group of border soldiers rushed out, with bows and arrows, as if they were ready to shoot.

The style of painting is a little wrong, Da Shengjun has always been very arrogant, and he has never been so careful in front of his house.

My electric god soldier can only fight close to melee, and when I encounter a bow and arrow, I still can't exert my power!

Land Rover raised his hand.