Chapter 501: There's No Place for Me Here (2/2)
The people in the nursery room watched the brothers' little diudiu grow two water columns, and then hit Song Guoping's face accurately, in the face of this sudden and ridiculous scene, everyone present was stunned, but soon everyone laughed again.
Everyone knows that the two little babies are very naughty and mischievous, and they already know the power of the brothers when they are not born, and they make trouble in their mother's belly every day, but fortunately, Yueyue's body bones are relatively tough, if they are replaced by other women... It's better to be alive than dead, but I never expected that as soon as the brothers came out of their mother's womb, they immediately made a big wave and used urine to nourish their grandfather's face.
Of course...
This grandfather also has a bit of a problem, so he is going to touch something in a good way... Now something big happens.
"You said you..."
"What's wrong with it, I just went to touch my grandson's little loss, and now something happened, right? If you want me to say... Deserve! Yu Xiaofang looked at her husband who was moistened by her grandson's urine, angry, funny and a little helpless, and said softly: "Okay, okay... Go out and wash your face. ”
Then
Jiang Yaling said with a smile: "Brother Guoping... You can be considered to have made a lot of money, this is the child urine of two little babies, the child urine of the child, and the first bubble was rewarded to you, just this treatment... Even Sister Fangfang and I are a little greedy. ”
Listening to the ridicule of the two sisters, Song Guoping just smiled bitterly, he knew what those words meant, in fact, Song Guoping was not angry, on the contrary, he was even more rare in his heart, but he was a little embarrassed... But it doesn't matter, after all, you can enjoy this kind of treatment.
"Hey... You two little ones are starting to be naughty since birth. Song Guoping, who was nourished, looked at the twin babies in his son-in-law's arms, and said kindly: "Although your own mother is also very naughty, she didn't use urine to nourish your grandfather's face when she was born. ”
In the face of his grandfather's words, the two little babies not only didn't listen, but also chirped... Indicates that he is a little impatient.
This sudden little action once again adorned the women present, especially Jiang Fan and Jiang Yang's grandmother and grandmother, whose faces were full of love for the children, and they couldn't wait to bring the children from Jiang Qi's arms now.
Jiang Qi also noticed the desire on the faces of his mother and mother-in-law, and silently handed over his two sons to them, and at the same time... Song Guoping went out to wash his face.
"Little darlings."
"Grandpa is grandpa... It doesn't matter if you nourish him with urine, he just owes it to be nourished, who made his own hands cheap, but we have something to say... When I go to the capital in the future, I will see my grandfather, grandmother, grandmother and grandfather, don't do this, it will be a shame when the time comes. Yu Xiaofang said softly.
"I see..."
"Most of the time it doesn't work, it's still going to be good." Jiang Yaling said with a smile: "But it's okay to nourish your own people, I'm afraid of the two little guys... Use your own little water pipe to nourish outsiders. ”
But this worry, as the little ones hit Hatche, was instantly buried in laughter.
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Jiang Yaling and Yu Xiaofang each held the child and came to Song Meiyue's ward, because they had just given birth to a child, their bodies were still very weak, and there were not many people who went, plus there were only six children, Song Guoping also wanted to go in, but Yu Xiaofang thought that he was a little dirty with urine, and forcibly took him out.
Looking at Song Meiyue lying on the bed, her weak appearance made the eyes of Jiang Yaling, Yu Xiaofang, and Song Miaozhen red, and tears swirled rapidly in their eyes. We've got the baby for you. ”
Song Meiyue, who was a little drowsy, opened her eyes when she heard that her son was coming... I saw the mother and Sister Yaling on the side, each holding the newborn baby in their arms, take a closer look... These two little guys are exactly the same.
Gradually,
The tears in the corners of his eyes began to gather, he pursed his lips lightly, and an indescribable emotion gushed deep in his heart, and he murmured: "I finally saw you two little bastards, it was you two who tortured me like this, and in the future... If you don't obey, don't blame your mother for being rude. ”
He said threatening words, but his face was full of love for his two sons.
"Yueyue."
"You two sons, hey, hey... It's amazing! Song Miaozhen said with a smile: "Just now... Your husband picked up the brothers, but your father's hands were cheap, and he touched the children's small water pipes, and guess what... The floodgates were opened in an instant, and your dad was full of urine with urine, and the water column was so high that I think it's funny when I think about it now. ”
Song Meiyue was stunned at first, staring at her son with her eyes, and then she couldn't laugh or cry, she didn't expect such an outrageous thing to happen, but she smiled... I began to feel melancholy, this was just born to do such an earth-shattering thing, if I grew up a little more, wouldn't it stab the sky?
"What do you think?"
"A sad face." Jiang Qi looked at Aunt Qiao's melancholy expression and couldn't help but ask curiously.
"I'm thinking about the future..."
Song Meiyue pursed her lips, looked at her two sons on the side, and said bitterly: "I have just been born and have done earth-shattering things, if it takes another year and a half, the destructive power will be even stronger, and suddenly I don't want to take it with me... Take these two little bastards to the capital, when the time comes, it will definitely be chickens and dogs, and the faces of grandparents and grandparents will be forgotten, if you nurture other people's... I'm going to lose face and yours. ”
"It's okay, it's okay."
"I know it's your son, doing that kind of thing... You won't be surprised. Yu Xiaofang said with a smile: "After all, I have experienced your naughtiness, and then I have appreciated your son's naughtiness, which can be regarded as a classic aftertaste." ”
Song Meiyue was speechless, how could it be inexplicably involved in her body, it seemed that she couldn't get around it in this life.
"Mom... Aunt Jiang. ”
"Can you put the baby next to my pillow?" Song Meiyue asked with a blank look.
Jiang Yaling and Yu Xiaofang nodded, each put the child next to her pillow, Song Meiyue gently kissed the two sons' faces, and said happily: "You two little villains, tossed me when I was pregnant, and tortured me when I gave birth to you, and now... It's finally in my hands, right? I'll tell you... In the future, you must be obedient, and if you are disobedient, you will be beaten directly! ”
Outcome... In the face of the strong warning of the tigress mother, the two little ones inherited their father's character, and were not afraid of the danger in front of them, and immediately straightened their waists and poles, and used their mouths to express their inner resistance, showing the spirit of resistance to the fullest.
“......”
"What do you mean?"
"Want to rebel against Mom?" Song Meiyue raised her embroidered eyebrows, her face was full of smiles, and she murmured, "Want to follow in your father's footsteps?" ”
"You..."
"Can you stop threatening my precious grandson?" Yu Xiaofang couldn't stand it anymore, there were all kinds of threats and warnings, and from time to time she threatened to beat the children, and it was too unlucky to be her son.
"Who let two little bastards torture me for so long... First they tossed me in the stomach, and then when they gave birth to them, they tortured me so that I was in pain until I died. Song Meiyue pursed her lips and said angrily: "Anyway, I don't care... If you dare to be skinny, you will dare to beat it. ”
As soon as the words fell,
The younger brother Jiang Yang's calf kicked twice.
"Hey, young!"
"This smack... It's so powerful! Jiang Yaling said with a smile.
however
Song Meiyue was a little indignant, she had already appreciated the strength of her two sons, and she couldn't help but raise her mouth and muttered to herself angrily: "Little villain... When I was in the stomach, did you kick my mother like this? ”
In the time that followed,
Jiang Yaling, Yu Xiaofang, and Song Miaozhen left temporarily, leaving the remaining time for a family of four.
"Wife..."
"I found you quite martial arts."
"Other parents are all mouthfuls of I love you, and then beat up without a lake, and don't talk about martial arts at all, but you... But it's the kind of three chapters of the law in advance, as long as you dare to violate the content of the chapter, then you will be beaten unceremoniously! Jiang Qi sat next to Song Meiyue and said with a smile: "It's good... From an early age, children know what rules are. ”
Song Meiyue was teasing her two sons, touching their little hands for a while, touching their little feet for a while, and even touching their little losses, having a lot of fun, and in the face of her dead husband's words, she didn't take it to heart at all.
"Ugh..."
"Why is our son so cute?" Song Meiyue looked at him curiously, with a slight hint of arrogance between her eyebrows, and asked softly.
"Of course, the two of us have good genes."
"Inherited all the characteristics of us, you look at this nose, this eyes, this mouth, this ears... It's exactly like me. Jiang Qi said shyly: "Can it not be cute?" ”
Song Meiyue frowned and asked suspiciously, "What about me?" ”
"Temper!"
"Just their tempers... It's definitely not going to be too good, this just born daring to use urine to nourish my grandfather's face, what can't be done in the future? Jiang Qi said solemnly: "It's almost the same as you." ”
Although Aunt Qiao had just given birth and her body was still quite weak, it did not affect the anger in her heart at all, but just as she was about to get angry, the two little babies noticed their father's danger and hurriedly cried... The sound of crying made the little couple who had just become parents feel overwhelmed.
"Are you hungry?" Jiang Qi asked suspiciously.
"Uh... I don't know, maybe. Song Meiyue pursed her lips and muttered, "You bring the child over and see if the two brothers eat." ”
"Okay."
Jiang Qi carefully picked up the child, and then put it next to their mother, when Song Meiyue was ready, the two children instantly activated their instincts, haw, haw... I ate it happily.
This scene made Jiang Qi feel helpless.
"It's over..."
"It won't be my turn anymore."
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(First issued and then modified)