Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Invincible Mandarin Duck Feet
"Oh my mother, beautiful man! It's so handsome, it's so beautiful! Suddenly, a woman's scream of surprise was heard.
Jaxi's hand quickly reached for the handle of the knife: "Who, get out." ”
Behind the table, a head was exposed on each side of the tiger skin seat, with long hair and a bewitching appearance, two young women.
Standing up slowly, with a slender figure, handsome eyebrows and eyes, although the body was trembling slightly, two pairs of beautiful eyes, but he was never willing to leave Land Rover's heroic and handsome face.
It turned out to be the two personal maids of King Zuoxian, who were so frightened that they hid behind the chair and peeked during the chaos, and when they saw the land rover's face like a crown of jade, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a tall posture, and a jade tree in the wind, they couldn't help but praise it.
Beauty! Jaxie and Shi Zhenxiang's eyes straightened, and they both swallowed with a grunt.
Land Rover only glanced at the two of them, then didn't pay any more attention, and turned his gaze to King Zuo Xian: "Zuo Xian Wang Ba, why don't you scold, you are scolding happily." ”
"Oh mom, this beautiful man's voice is so beautiful, so good, Mrs. Mrs. what, I like to die......" The younger maid on the right screamed involuntarily again, and then covered her face shyly, her body swayed from side to side, but her eyes looked at the Land Rover from between her fingers.
"Ugh!" Shi Zhenxiang had a stream of sour water in her stomach, and she gritted her teeth and swallowed it.
Jaxi's nose was so sour that she almost cried.
Alas! Follow the gods, everything else is good, that is, in the eyes of the beauties, the gods are the radiant sun, and we are the green grass......
"Who is tied to the pillar, and why is it so badly beaten? Hurry up and untie him down and put on the gold medicine. As soon as Land Rover finished speaking, the two maids ran to the bucket in the corner of the big tent and fetched a basin of water, one took two clean towels, and the other carried the water, and ran back with a twisted waist.
The guards cut the ropes and let down the whole dounan.
The two maids crouched down to scrub his scars.
These two maids are really clever and well-behaved, and they must have been selected by King Zuo Xian.
The actions of the two maids annoyed King Zuo Xian, and he forgot about his situation for a while: "You two stinky girls, my master served outsiders without saying a word, and each of them slapped fifty of his own mouth." ”
The two maids were so frightened that they stood up involuntarily and were about to fan themselves.
"Huh? Is King Zuo Xian so majestic, Kexi, really fragrant, take turns to go up and give him a slap, and each person will give him fifty strokes. "Land Rover is breezy and light, and the smile is the same as pulling home.
"Order, God." Jaxie and Shi Zhenxiang bowed respectfully and replied. Then the hungry tiger rushed forward like a pounce, and Yakxi stood behind King Zuo Xian and raised the flail so that Shi Zhenxiang could wave his palm.
Shi Zhenxiang wanted to show his means in front of the two beauties, but he rounded his arms and twitched.
"Oh my God, it's God! It's a fairy, no wonder it's so handsome, I love you, I love you, I love you to death! The younger maid put her palms against the face of the little melon seeds, and came to a truth or dare.
She didn't care about Shi Zhenxiang and Yakxi's two sour faces full of envy, jealousy and hatred at all.
This maid is honest and straightforward, and Land Rover can't help but be a little curious: "Little girl, what's your name?" Where are the people. ”
"The slave family is a native of Danjiang Mansion in Dasheng Xinbinzhou, whose name is Ma Lihong, when I was seven years old, my mother was abducted here by the Hu people, and my stepfather sold me to Zuoxian Wangfu, and I made a personal maid for the prince the year before last."
"Oh!" Land Rover nodded slightly, his mother could be abducted by the Hu people, and his temperament was free and merry. With a mother like this, and growing up in the more open-minded Helot, it is not surprising that he has such a temperament.
Ma Lihong pointed to the older maid again: "Her name is Zhu Xiaoying, a native of Jiuyuan County, and she was snatched to the Helot Department by King Zuo Xian at the age of twelve. ”
Zhu Xiaoying glanced at Ma Lihong dissatisfied, leaned against the towel in her hand to the land rover, and said delicately: "God, look at me wiping his wounds like this, right?" ”
How to wipe the wound still use me to teach, these two maids' close kung fu is really amazing, it seems that Zuo Xianwang usually has a lot of training.
I haven't given more sunshine yet, and that's shining on its own. They are all oppressed subordinates, and they should help each other, but these two are secretly competing and jealous.
Land Rover took two steps back, dodging the entanglement.
"A few of you, who caught King Zuo Xian first." Land Rover saw that several guards were eager, waiting for the god to add an official to the knighthood, so he asked them.
"God, I'll be the first to come in."
"God, I was the first to find the wooden flail."
"God, I was the first to move, and they didn't dare to move."
"Who didn't dare to move, didn't dare to touch the wooden flail you put on yourself."
"If you don't do it first, do you dare to do it."
"Don't put it here and pretend, I'm not afraid of death, what else dare not do it."
Several guards blushed and had thick necks, rolled up their arms and sleeves, and had a big fight, which meant that they were superior and inferior.
"Okay, okay, don't fight, a few of you will follow King Shi first and be his personal guard." Land Rover didn't bother to judge their lawsuit.
"Thank you, thank you." Shi Zhenxiang will be the top spot of Helot in the future, and being able to be his pro-army is extremely noble in the eyes of the clan.
At this time, he had already been slapped by Yakxi, and Shi Zhenxiang was holding the flail behind.
Several guards quickly came to Shi Zhenxiang's side, vying to raise the flail for him, and they almost fought again.
After a hundred slaps, Zuo Xianwang's face was quite hard, and he gritted his teeth without saying a word.
This may have something to do with his knowledge: when slapping, the person who is being pumped must clench the socket of his teeth, otherwise the whole mouth of teeth will loosen in the future, and it will not take long to lose it.
King Zuoxian's cheeks were purple and black and shiny, swollen like pig urine bubbles, at this time he had completely lost the prince's style, his eyes were closed, his neck was shrunk, his head was crooked on the flail, and his face was dead.
"Hey, honorable prince, you have suddenly gained a lot of weight, you look refreshed, and your face is getting bigger and bigger, who do you want to punish yourself for slapping yourself?"
Land Rover ridiculed him, just to completely crush his momentum in front of everyone......
"Don't dare, don't dare, this king doesn't dare!" King Zuo Xian sighed in a low voice, for fear of being beaten again.
It's already been pumped, and you can't be stupid if you smoke it again......
"This king?" Land Rover raised his voice and asked.
"It's not this king, it's not a king, I'm a minion, I'm a minion!"
"Even if you know each other, your name will be called Slave Sun Yan in the future, how about it." Land Rover's handsome eyes shot out a cold light.
King Zuo Xian was full of excitement: "Thank you, thank you, good name, good name, I am the slave grandson." ”
"Did you hear that?" Land Rover asked everyone.
"I hear you, God." A group of men and women replied in unison.
"Then call him, such a good name, don't let him forget it when he is happy." Land Rover smiled and gave orders to everyone.
"Slave Sun Yan, come over and pinch your aunt's feet, your technique should be gentle, don't make your aunt and grandmother comfortable, punish you for licking your feet, and lick ......"
The slave turned over and was liberated, the world was turned upside down and generous, Ma Lihong was the first to jump out, and in the end, she almost said that she was bald, revealing a big secret that could not be spoken, and she suddenly woke up, but she was also ashamed and blushed, and quickly covered her mouth.
My mother, I didn't tell you about the little trick I used to do to serve the prince.
"Auntie, the slave grandson will pinch your feet and lick your feet, you say that Tim will lick you anywhere, and ensure that you are comfortable."
"Your mother P's closed your crow's mouth for me, shameless minion Sun Zhen, the old lady rarely licks it? Phew, Bah, Bah! Ma Lihong was afraid of exposing what she had done before, and she looked like a shrew with her teeth and claws.
rushed up left and right to take turns, and the invincible mandarin duck cut off the feet of the grandchildren,
Kick exactly where you want to kick.
King Zuoxian's place was hit hard, and he screamed in pain.