"Fei Fei?"

"Your son also likes to urinate?"

Song Meiyue asked the good sisters beside her while helping her two sons change diapers.

"Don't mention it."

"On the day I was born, my father-in-law picked up his grandson, and as a result, a soak of urine went directly to his face." Gu Fei was also changing his son's diaper, and when he talked about that embarrassing thing, there was a slight hint of helplessness and melancholy between his eyebrows, and he said bitterly: "Your son Wenzhong told me, in short, the three little guys are all the same, and the two of us will have a headache in the future." ”

"What then?"

"Whoever lets us have such a husband, the child born is not like this." Song Meiyue sighed and said silently, "Forget it. It's our life. ”

As soon as the voice fell,

Song Meiyue was silent for a while, gently poked Gu Fei beside her with her elbow, and asked in a low voice, "If you don't make a mistake, have you survived for two months?" You and your husband have not. Is there anything like that? ”

"Fight in the nest?"

Gu Fei pursed her lips and muttered to herself: "It stands to reason that I gave birth naturally, and I can fight with him in the nest, but my dead ghost is unwilling, I must wait until next month, for the sake of my body, I think I am deliberately avoiding me." ”

"Alas"

"Yueyue!"

"I think Jiang Qi is mostly a routine, he doesn't want to fight with you in the nest, and he is also your body, what will you do then?" Gu Fei wiped her son's ass with a baby wipe, turned her head and asked softly.

"What to do. Cold. ”

"After all, he just finished confinement, and he has 10,000 reasons not to fight with me." Song Meiyue pouted her little mouth and said angrily: "I can't take him again, just like you just said, it's for my body, this reason. It's really impossible to refute it, even if it's in public, it's unreasonable for us, but they end up with a good reputation. ”

"Hey"

Gu Fei sighed deeply, didn't say anything, and continued to wipe his son's smooth little buttocks.

meanwhile

Downstairs, the Wolong and Phoenix Chicks were standing in the courtyard chatting, each holding a cigarette in their hands, where smoke was clouding

"It's over."

"I'm almost exhausted these days." Jiang Qi said bitterly: "Back pain, leg cramps"

"Who let you do it yourself? You see how cool I am, I directly invited my sister-in-law. Zhang Wenzhong took a puff of his cigarette and said lightly: "Okay, okay. It's all yours to ask for, and you don't have to complain about anything. ”

After that,

couldn't help lowering his voice, and asked cautiously, "Have you ever fought with your wife?" ”

"Not yet."

"What about you?"

Jiang Qi asked softly.

"Not either."

Zhang Wenzhong shook his head.

The two brothers looked at each other, and each saw the fear in each other's eyes.

"Is your wife urging you?" Jiang Qi asked.

"Well, your wife is about the same, isn't she?" Zhang Wenzhong shrank his head and muttered softly.

"Hey"

Jiang Qi said bitterly: "I can drag on for a while now, the previous moon is already terrifying, after giving birth to a child and sitting in confinement, it will be half a year, and the desire accumulated in my body is like a raging flood, and I am afraid that the flood control levee built by my small body will collapse if it is not lightly flushed." ”

Listening to Jiang Qi's words, Zhang Wenzhong's emotions also became melancholy, Fei Fei belonged to a young woman in the past, and now Fei Fei belongs to a young woman, and they are all young women. But there is a difference between heaven and earth, and the latter is 10,000 times more terrifying than the former.

Time

The atmosphere became a little oppressive, so oppressive that I could barely breathe.

"When are you going to do a full moon wine?" Zhang Wenzhong asked.

"Two days later"

"I'm going to go back to the capital to do it, after all, my relatives are in the capital, what about you?" Jiang Qi looked at him.

"Me."

"One here, one in Beijing." Zhang Wenzhong replied.

In the time that followed,

This pair of Wolong and Phoenix Chicks started the chat mode, from the birth of mankind to the end of the world war, from the Big Bang to parallel space, in short, chatting and chatting about the air, maybe in the eyes of Song Meiyue and Gu Fei, these two people must be neurotic, but in the world of men. Isn't this a romance of freedom.

night

Always quietly.

After taking a shower, Jiang Qi wore big pants, walked slowly and leisurely towards the bedroom, and pushed open the door. I saw Aunt Song holding her two sons feeding, watching the little ones gobbling up, they were about to cry, slowly walked to the edge of the bed, lifted the quilt and slid in, and then propped up her body, sat at the head of the bed and turned her head to stare at the heart a little nervous.

Song Meiyue's phoenix eyes glanced at him, that intently staring appearance, as many hooligans as there are, funny and helpless, but more of a faint pride and pride.

Originally, she was still a little worried, after giving birth to a child, this man would change his mind, but now it seems that he is too worried, not only did he not change his mind, but on the contrary, he was even more obsessed with himself, in fact, think about it carefully. It's no problem, the dead ghost husband of his own family belongs to the type of mature woman who loves only women, and after giving birth, his body is getting more and more plump, and he can't control it at all with his perseverance.

"Dead ghosts."

"Don't look at it, it's your turn later." Song Meiyue glanced at him with all kinds of charm, and said delicately: "Speaking of which, do you look like a father?" actually grabbed something with his son, and he didn't want to lose his face. ”

"What do you mean by snatching something?"

"According to the first-come, first-served principle, this would have belonged to me, but. It's been occupied by two small things.,There's no way that the backstage of these two little things is a little strong.,I can't afford to mess with it at all.。 Jiang Qi smiled sheepishly: "What do you think, big baby wife?" ”

Song Meiyue was too lazy to take care of this stinky rascal, looking at the two twin babies in her arms, her impetuous mood gradually calmed down, and only her deep love for Jiang Fan and Jiang Yang remained.

however

Mother's love only lasted for a few seconds, and as Song Meiyue's brows locked, her mood gradually began to be irritable.

"It's starting again, isn't it?"

"Believe it or not, beat you to death?"

Song Meiyue was so angry that her back molars were about to be crushed, and she couldn't reveal her anger, and she couldn't wait to swallow her two sons alive.

"Oops."

"I can fry you with a meal, I said Yueyue, can you calm down?" Jiang Qi couldn't stand it anymore, and said helplessly.

"What do you call me?"

"Yueyue?"

"Don't think that if I marry you and give birth to two sons to you, I will be able to be no bigger or smaller in front of me, I am your Aunt Song, and I will be your Aunt Song for the rest of my life!" Song Meiyue was angry and ruined.

Finished

This girl was driven crazy by her own son.

Jiang Qi sat beside Aunt Qiao, looking at her who was annoyed and angry, and suddenly smiled bitterly in his heart A complete food chain has been formed, and he has become the lowest existence in this food chain.

"Alright, alright."

"This son bullied you, what are you angry with me?" Jiang Qi smiled innocently, quietly reached out his hand, stroked Aunt Qiao's jade legs, and said gently: "Wait until you finish feeding the child, my husband will talk to you in a whisper." ”

"I don't want any whispers."

Song Meiyue rolled her eyes, pursed her plump vermilion mouth slightly, and muttered, "You know what I want. Don't pretend to be confused with me, your Aunt Song doesn't eat this. ”

This.

This.

Jiang Qi smiled awkwardly, hurriedly corrected his attitude, and said earnestly: "Big baby, it's not that my husband I don't want to give you happiness, but your current situation, which really makes me feel bottomless, I know that on the forty-second day after giving birth, I can carry out a nervous and exciting quilt beating each other, but have you ever considered my husband's ability?" ”

"What ability?"

"The ability to smoke and to stall for time?"

Song Meiyue glared at the stinky man and said indignantly: "You are just running away from me. Don't talk to me about these things that you have and don't have, anyway, there is a way in your mouth. ”

Although Aunt Qiao is a bit of a mess, Jiang Qi can understand her suffering and distress at the moment, just like a tigress who has been hungry for half a year, and now that she finally has the opportunity to open meat, her emotions will naturally get out of control.

After feeding the child,

As soon as the brothers put the brothers on the side of the crib, Aunt Qiao glanced at the stinky man next to her, looked at him with expectant eyes, and laughed out loud.

How could you fall in love with such a man?

I really can't help him.

"Dead ghosts."

"Come here!"

Jiang Qi smiled, twisted his body and walked over.

Two days later,

Jiang Qi and Song Meiyue took Jiang Fan and Jiang Yang brothers to officially embark on the journey to the capital, while the brothers' grandparents and grandmothers arrived there by plane a day early.

The road is a bit tough. The main problem is in the two sons, they are hungry for a while, they pee their pants for a while, they stink for a while, and they cry inexplicably for a while, in short, Jiang Qi and Song Meiyue are about to be driven crazy by their sons.

"I can't stand it."

"Let's come back and take a plane. Direct booking of Business Class. Song Meiyue said bitterly: "I don't want to take the car anymore." ”

"Hmm!"

"When we come back, we'll take a plane and let people check it back." Jiang Qisheng replied unlovingly.

Time is slowly passing away,

Finally got off the high speed. Officially to the boundary of the capital.

Jiang Qi drove the car on the way home, while Song Meiyue, who was sitting in the passenger seat, looked at the street scene outside through the car window, feeling a little helpless and melancholy.

Just now,

She received a call from her mother-in-law and best friend, and Jiang Yaling on the phone told her that the entire capital was the news of Jiang Fan and Jiang Yang's brothers, saying that the female devil came back with two little devils, and now everyone is panicking.

PS: Ask for a monthly pass, ask for a recommended ticket

(First issued and then modified)