Hearing the words of his nephew and daughter-in-law, the eldest aunt was suddenly stunned and didn't dare to move. was afraid that the stench of the child would overflow, and Song Meiyue carefully took her children from her aunt's arms and put them in the stroller one by one.

Carefully open the diaper and sure enough. It was full of the stench pulled by her son, and Song Meiyue was almost speechless for a while, and she was a little lucky when she was depressed, if it wasn't for her own wit. I'm afraid that my aunt is not going to suffer.

"Why does it stink?"

The eldest aunt looked at the dirty buttocks of the two little babies and the busy and helpless appearance of the nephew and daughter-in-law, smiled bitterly, and said, "Come on, I'll help you together." ”

The two stood on the side of the stroller and wiped the buttocks of the brothers, first with dry paper towels and then with wet wipes, this process was repeated several times, and finally smeared with the baby's special cool stock powder to keep the brothers' little butts smooth, when all this was done, Song Meiyue was so tired that she couldn't do it, but the eldest aunt was happy.

"I haven't taken care of my children for a long time, and the last time was three years ago, when I washed my granddaughter's buttocks." The eldest aunt smiled and said: "Yueyue, your son said that he was naughty and naughty, but he was really well-behaved when he said that he was well-behaved, and I saw that they didn't cry much, so they changed to other children. was tossed by the two of us like this, and I couldn't stop crying for a long time. ”

"I was tired of crying in the morning" Song Meiyue pursed her lips and said angrily: "Auntie, you don't know how good these two little bastards can toss, that crying is the same as installing a megaphone, the key is very stubborn to cry until my voice is hoarse, and I don't mean to stop, I am heartbroken and irritable." ”

"Children are like that."

"It's all over, and that's how we got through it." The eldest aunt smiled and said, "Actually, it's nothing. After all, it's all meat that fell from your stomach, if you don't care, then you can only let your husband take care of it, but do you think he can manage it well? ”

"Jiang Qi?"

"It would be nice if he didn't make a mess for me, anyway. I'm afraid that the house will be demolished by the father and son. Song Meiyue pouted, her eyebrows were full of resentment, and she muttered: "I said that I went to the toilet and disappeared for half an hour." ”

"Alright, alright."

"A man is a virtue." The eldest aunt smiled and said earnestly: "You can be patient."

As soon as the words fell,

Jiang Qi slowly appeared in front of Song Meiyue, looking at this dead ghost husband with a hippie smile, she was so angry that she almost didn't move on the spot, if it weren't for the fact that there were many relatives around, they would have rolled up their sleeves and were ready to beat people, and a urine disappeared to the extent that there was no trace, is there a father like him?

"Xiao Qi?"

"Where have you been?" The eldest aunt saw that her niece and daughter-in-law's face was a little wrong, and hurriedly opened her mouth to play a round: "Jiang Fan and Jiang Yang just got stinky, fortunately your wife is here. Otherwise, the little ones' butts will suffer, and you really are, leaving the children and disappearing without a trace, leaving your wife busy alone. ”

"They pulled me to chat. I can't help it. Jiang Qi found that Aunt Qiao's face was a little wrong, and hurriedly opened his mouth to explain: "Especially when my uncle dragged me to meet one relative after another, I originally came back." ”

The eldest aunt was a little speechless for a while when she saw that her nephew did not hesitate to sell his uncle in order to escape scolding, but because of the terrible name of her nephew and daughter-in-law, she could actually understand his distress, and then said: "Accompany your wife well, I'll go over to find your uncle, and wait for dinner. There are a few of us at a table. ”

Saying,

left the side of the little couple.

When the back of the eldest aunt disappeared from view, Song Meiyue's temper exploded instantly, glared at her dead ghost husband angrily, and said angrily: "Are you a husband like this?" Leave me and the kids here. I disappeared without a trace, do you know what just happened? ”

"No, it won't. Wouldn't the child stink in the arms of the eldest aunt? Jiang Qi shrunk his neck and said cautiously: "But I didn't see my aunt looking embarrassed." ”

"That's because I was wrapped in diapers, so I didn't pull into my aunt's arms, but it was also very dangerous and almost overflowed." Song Meiyue pouted her little mouth and said angrily, "It's a shame to be dead. However, the eldest aunt also has a problem herself, and she has clearly reminded her that the two little guys are not good stubble, so they don't listen to my advice and insist on holding the child. The key is to hold two. ”

"Our son is so cute, who can resist it." Jiang Qi smiled innocently: "Okay, okay. Thankfully, there were no accidents. ”

Words fall,

was about to hold her hand, but was slapped off by Song Meiyue.

"So many people. I'm going to die! Song Meiyue glared at her little man, and said angrily: "I'll settle accounts with you when I go home."

Eating, drinking, and chatting for two hours of full moon wine ended, everyone left Mr. Jiang's residence one after another, and the little couple took the children to see off the guests at the door, of course, the red envelopes have been filled with the storage compartment of the stroller, and the numbers of those red envelopes are very amazing, and very heavy.

The time of the film,

After sending off all the guests, the little couple returned to the hall with their children, and at this time Jiang Yaling was chatting with her grandparents when she saw a family of four coming. Grandma hurriedly beckoned, and then Jiang Qi and Song Meiyue also joined in the chat.

Unconsciously, another half an hour passed, and the grandparents and grandmothers were reluctant, saying goodbye to their two little babies, and seeing the family of four go back. She lives in her maiden home.

On the way back,

Song Meiyue kept shouting that she was tired, but she thought that there were still three days. is even more emaciated, of course, in the final analysis, I am still worried that in the next three days, the two little bastards will come up with some kind of moths, just like this morning, I used a small water pipe to nourish my grandfather's face, and at night I attacked my aunt with a stench.

"Three days to go."

"How are you going to stay up for the next three days?" Song Meiyue muttered with a sad face, then looked at the stinky man beside her, and said angrily: "Look at your two sons, other people's families are very well-behaved, but your son is. But every day he is so naughty, either using a small water pipe to nourish others or pulling the stink."

Jiang Qi was speechless, and said helplessly: "What you said is a bit unreasonable, and I didn't let my son be naughty, why do you have to blame me for everything?" It's because of you. Everyone says it's like you when you were a kid. ”

"Get out!"

"I didn't have that when I was a kid." Song Meiyue rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Fight with me in the nest at night, otherwise I won't forgive you." ”

Boy. Turns out to be waiting for me here!

Jiang Qi didn't speak, but counted the time. It's time to fight with her nest, if you don't fight with her nest, this girl might go crazy, right?

"This."

Jiang Qi was just about to speak, but was interrupted by Aunt Song, who was impatient on the side.

"Don't do this and that."

"Anyway, I have to fight in the nest tonight, it's been more than half a year. What exactly do you want to do? Song Meiyue had a dark face and said angrily: "Do you want me to be a widow?" ”

"Oops. Misunderstanding! ”

Jiang Qi reluctantly smiled and said, "Don't worry, big baby wife, my husband will take you to heaven tonight." ”

Song Meiyue rolled her eyes, but deep down in her heart, she was extremely expectant.

Night.

Gradually, it deepened.

After Song Guoping and Yu Xiaofang teased their two baby grandchildren, they both went upstairs to rest, while Song Meiyue went back to the room with her brothers in her arms, and went to the bathroom to take a shower by the way.

Belch.

What to wear?

Just as Song Meiyue was hesitating about what to wear at night to tempt her dead ghost husband, Jiang Qi was hiding downstairs while smoking a cigarette while talking to Feng Xiao Zhang Wenzhong, Zhang Wenzhong on the phone was a little miserable, and he vomited bitterness with Wolong Jiang Qida.

"Last night. That girl is crazy, and she wants to fight with me in the bed, crying, making trouble, and hanging herself. I really have no choice, just follow her and her" Zhang Wenzhong said bitterly: "Jiang Qi. You don't know her that. How amazing that combat power is, I've been in bed for a day. ”

"Huh?"

"Haven't you been on the ground?"

Jiang Qi shrunk his neck and asked cautiously, "So terrifying?" ”

"Don't mention it!"

"I can't crawl to go to the toilet, and both legs are already weak." Zhang Wenzhong said bitterly: "After giving birth, I feel that her physical strength has become more and more amazing, especially her explosiveness."

"This"

Jiang Qi opened his mouth, swallowed the words back to his mouth, and said silently: "Today, my wife also proposed to me to fight in the bed, it should be that she knew that Gu Fei tasted the sweetness, and her heart was really a little itchy." ”

"Probably."

Zhang Wenzhong hesitated and whispered, "Do you think you can survive?" ”

"Ugh"

"There should be no problem."

"I've been cultivating for so long, and I still have no problem coping with one night." Jiang Qi lay on the sofa and said softly, "Let's get through tonight first." ”

“.”

"Actually, I had the same idea as you at the beginning, not to mention taking care of her for so long, at least it was an even match, but. But."

Zhang Wenzhong pursed his lips and said seriously: "The truth is far more cruel than fantasy, from the moment my wife pulled me into the bed, the tragedy has already begun to be staged"

"Brother!"

"Me"

didn't wait for Zhang Wenzhong to finish speaking, he heard Gu Fei's voice on his mobile phone.

"Husband~"

"Your lovely wife is here again!"

"It's not. You. You."

"Doodoo"

Jiang Qi was a little caught off guard for a while, but it was more of a worry about his good brother, it seems. Tonight's Zhang Wenzhong, like himself, is also more than lucky.

Finished

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