Chapter 63: Trouble
"Little Wu, I didn't do anything, I just sat and rested, don't scare them, let them in." Land Rover roared and whispered, picked up Quan Pearl, who was lying in his arms and indulged in gentleness, and gently kissed her delicate lips.
Then he said loudly: "Zhu Xiaoying, the tiger won't touch you, come in." ”
Quan Pearl reluctantly stood up from his arms and sat upright.
Zhu Xiaoying half-dragged and half-dragged Ma Lihong and walked in: "Meet the god, please let the god know, where to eat tonight." ”
"It's here, you go and tell the emperor first, and let him come with the queen. In addition, let him find a good cook, take the place of Thirteen Incense, and find a few more cooks to help, and the officers above the centurion will eat here tonight. ”
"Yes, God." Zhu Xiaoying let go of Ma Lihong and ran out.
Ma Lihong's hands trembled, and it took a long time to light the open fire, and she lit the mutton fat oil lamps in the big tent one by one like a thief.
This cowardice on thin ice made Land Rover cry and laugh: "You don't have to be afraid, I have already told Lingding Xiaowu that it will not touch you." ”
The words of the gods are the holy decree, no, it is better than the holy decree, and Ma Lihong's courage immediately became stronger.
"God, so many people are eating, you have to set a big table!" Ma Lihong's brain came alive.
"Well, you go and order General Kexi and let him lead the soldiers to set it up."
"Receive God's will." Ma Lihong turned around and was about to go out.
"Wait a minute, don't be so verbose in the future, just simply answer yes, tell Zhu Xiaoying and them, and they will all talk like this in the future." Land Rover half-truths and half-truths, he still likes some habits from his previous life.
In my previous life, I asked the English teacher to fix it, and I had to put English on my lips all the time, and my tongue was rolled every day.
If you don't pop out a few English words, you're embarrassed to go out and meet people.
"Troublemaker? What does it mean to cause trouble, the words of the god are sacred and unquestionable, if you cause trouble, you will cause trouble, with the support of God, are we still afraid of causing trouble? Ma Lihong was confused, where did she know any English, she only guessed by the pronunciation, and walked out of the tent talking to herself.
"General Jaxi, the god asked you to go to the big tent to set up the table, and all the officials above the centurion will eat in the big tent tonight." As soon as Ma Li Hongfu went out, she changed her appearance, and the second boss was like a tall man, pointing fingers.
"Oh, got it." Jacques was arranging for the guards to deliver live birds to the eagle tent.
"In the future, you are not allowed to answer the question of knowing, getting orders, giving orders, or anything, all of you stand upright, and listen carefully with your ears up, for the gods have the latest instructions." Ma Lihong pretended to be forced when she should be forced, and she conveyed her divine will in the wind and fire.
Seeing that the guards were all honestly standing and listening, Ma Lihong put on a posture of two gods, cleared her throat, and said slowly: "Listen to me, no matter who it is, if you receive the will of the god in the future, don't answer nonsense, just answer to cause trouble." ”
Majestically glanced at the crowd: "You all understand, don't you understand." ”
"Trouble." Everyone replied in unison.
Ma Lihong nodded with satisfaction, and paced back to the big tent with her hands behind her back.
As soon as she stepped into the tent door, her demeanor quickly turned into a delicate little woman, and she said to Land Rover in a loud voice: "God, your supreme instruction Lihong has been passed down." ”
Land Rover does not expose her, the people around God go out and pretend to be a pretend, as long as it is not too excessive, there is no need to be picky, after all, the prestige of God is placed there, not pretending to be white, and pretending to be white.
Nodding quietly: "Very good, let's get busy." ”
"Trouble!" Ma Lihong smiled on her face, and her heart was beautiful.
I thought of the kitchen tent to see if the new chef had arrived, so I could put it on in front of the newcomer.
As soon as he took two steps, he ran back in a panic, and found that the new world was generally shouting: "God, God, my father, my tiger father is looking for you." ”
Quan Pearl stood up and ran behind the tent.
Xiao Bai wow, wow, staggering backwards and running towards this side with little short legs.
Quan Pearl picked up Xiaobai and held it in his arms.
Xiaobai held his little head high, and told the grievances of being abandoned just now.
Ma Lihong smiled at Lingding Xiaowu, turned sideways and suddenly moved to the back door of the big tent, opened a small door and got out.
When he went out, he let out a breath of turbidity, and then he put his mind at ease: "This tigress who has been stabbed a thousand times, if my aunt didn't look at the face of the god, she kicked you to death." ”
After a few steps, he ran to the door of the kitchen tent, stood up straight, straightened his clothes, arranged the long hair on his head, and felt that there was no problem with his appearance, so he coughed heavily and lifted the curtain into the tent.
The tent was in full swing.
Zhu Xiaoying pinched her waist with one hand and fingered with the other, causing a few new chefs to turn around.
Mrs. Essence Chicken was originally the chef, but she was used to being instructed by Thirteen Fragrances, and she would only work by herself.
Now that the helper came, he was messed up, his big white round face was smiling, and Ai Ai couldn't tell what to do, and the busier he was, the more chaotic he became.
After Zhu Xiaoying came in just now, she believed that although the old lady had never eaten pork, she had also seen pigs run, so she simply became a big leader......
Mari Red Bull walked in coaddlely, and the chefs looked up at her, and then got busy again.
Ma Lihong suddenly felt lost:
You all lack the heart and eyes, right, only recognize the surname Zhu, which allows you to see the history of the old lady.
Raising his voice, he shouted, "Stop, stop, stop for a while, and now convey the will of the gods." ”
As soon as they heard that Ma Lihong was so valuable, the cooks stopped what they were doing and looked at her respectfully.
Zhu Xiaoying didn't dare to pinch her waist anymore and pretend to be a big leader, so she lowered her hands and listened to God's will.
"God's latest instructions, answer God's father in the future, don't say anything else, always answer the three words of trouble, do you hear it." Ma Li red fox fake tiger power, pretending to be a fox with a big tail.
"Trouble." Zhu Xiaoying and others are all in the mouth.
"Okay, let's get busy, hurry up, the god will have a banquet in the big tent in a while." Ma Li waved her hand and pretended to be a big leader.
Pretending to be chicken feathers, who doesn't know what the god is doing to hold a banquet in the big tent, it's really a big move to take off his pants and fart--- it's too much.
Zhu Xiaoying saw that the power was about to fall, so she quickly pinched her waist with her left hand, pointed with her right finger, and began to act as a leader again.
Ma Lihong was willing to show weakness, her right hand crossed her waist, and her left finger pointed, and she also posed as a big leader.
In the eyes of these cooks, Ma Lihong and Zhu Xiaoying are tantamount to the queen mother of the two palaces.
People put down their noble figures, and they come to listen to politics without the curtain hanging, how moved our hearts must be!
The words of the Queen Mother cannot be ignored.
But the two queen mothers made a mistake, Ma Lihong said to the east, Zhu Xiaoying let go west, Ma Lihong let the sheep be slaughtered, and Zhu Xiaoying let the pheasant be killed.
The cooks were circled, east and west, and they were spinning around like flies.
The curtain suddenly opened, and Jacques burst in with an angry face.