Chapter 83: Gao Laozhuang
"What's the boy?"
"Something unspeakable?"
"Don't say it, Lao Tzu is not that good person!"
"But you are a shape-shifting demon, you have such potential, if you don't go to the Holy Middle Prefecture to rely on the major demon families, come to this cool and barren land in the north, what is the development?"
Jin Lin listened to this, and thought to himself that this old demon was quite reasonable, but in this vast world, demons and monsters are everywhere, so he should be careful.
After all, it's not as good as kindergarten.
The heart of defense is indispensable!
"Eh, senior, don't hide it, boy, I'm alone in this world."
"No relatives, no cause, no roots."
"I don't have any skills."
"To put it mildly, I can't even find my daughter-in-law."
"In Beiliang, there are all street rats shouted and beaten by adults, and life is already so difficult."
"Why go to that Shengzhong State, where everyone is like a dragon, to ask for hardship?"
Hearing his blindness, the old devil hurriedly interjected:
"Stop, Stop, Stop......"
"Don't pretend to be pitiful to me."
"That old witch's Dharma body, but you forced her to blow herself up?"
"Those people of the hidden tribe are based in Moshenzhou, why do they obey you?"
"And the little girl with a white and tender buttocks, who was called by your daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law, do you treat others as spare tires?"
"And those people who keep calling you brother-in-law, what's going on?"
Jin Lin was asked by this old devil, the soul four times in a row, and the whole head was bigger than two.
"Okay, okay, I'll serve you, okay?"
"Tell me, what's going on?"
After speaking, I thought in my heart, this old devil's real body is a mask?
I don't know if there will be a surprise if he is empty-handed.
Alas, no matter what, I wanted to learn the skill of hand, so I used it on myself as soon as I could, and saw if I could get it off my face.
Now that it's no longer needed, it's time to consider what benefits you can get from it.
With his hands behind his backs, his eyes staring at the blood-colored skull mask, his heart silently empty.
"Eh, where's the old devil?"
I suddenly felt that I had something more in my hand, and I took it to look at it.
"Hey, it!"
"You, you, what are you doing with me?"
"What the hell are you looking for me?"
The angry old devil, whose mask was even redder, flew towards his forehead, and he was caught off guard, and Jin Lin's eyes were full of gold stars and fell under the tree.
was sprayed by him again with a black mist, and the whole person was immersed in it, his chest rose and fell violently, and the coughing sound was endless.
"What's the matter with you?"
"You kid can!"
"You have a big deal, Lao Tzu will tell you."
"Dare to play tricks on Lao Tzu."
"I'll kill you."
After speaking, he covered Jin Lin's face.
"Oh, don't, don't, you old devil can't afford to play?"
"Am I wrong?"
"If you don't come down again, I'll nourish you with urine?"
See no response.
Jin Lin stretched out his hand and buckled it on his face, thinking to himself, hey, riding my face again.
This old devil is good at riding people's faces.
It's very incomprehensible.
Helplessly lay on the ground.
……
"Eh, boy, what are you doing lying on the ground?"
"Wearing a mask, who are you scaring about?"
"Have you ever seen a girl like a flower passing by here?"
Jin Lin, who was angry, was worried that he had nowhere to vent, so two fools provoked.
Seeing that the hem of their clothes was stained with blood, they were quite fierce and vicious, and they were not good people at first glance.
glared angrily at the questioner, and said:
"Like a flower?"
"Does your mother count?"
The person who asked with a knife, as soon as he heard that this kid dared to tease his wife, how could he bear it, he raised the sharp knife in his hand and slashed at Jin Lin.
"I'm going to Ni, angry old man."
"I'll send you away with a knife."
"When...... Bang......"
"Ah......, Song ...... Brother. ”
"Help me."
The person who was called Senior Brother Song only felt that there was a flower in front of him, and Senior Brother Wu flew away from in front of him.
Turning around and looking back, the ground was empty, and I looked up.
I saw that above the treetops, there was a person hanging with his buttocks stuck between the two branches, unable to extricate himself.
Who is it if it's not his own junior brother?
I thought that I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, and I kicked the hard stubble.
Quickly turned around and looked at Jin Lin, and saw that he was still lying on the ground, and he didn't get up to be embarrassed.
Hurriedly jumped up to the treetops and rebuked loudly:
"Hey, I said Senior Brother Wu, you are really."
"This young master, there must be a reason why he is lying here."
"You really deserve to disturb people for no reason."
After a while, the person who was called Senior Brother Wu covered a panda eye and spit out two teeth with blood.
twisted his aching and numb buttocks, and just wanted to pull Senior Brother Song to run, when he heard a fluttering and very threatening sentence from behind him:
"Did you let you go?"
The two of them trembled in their hearts, slowly retracted their legs and turned around, and asked tremblingly:
"May I ask this master, is there anything else?"
"The little brother has no eyes, which disturbs you, and he still looks at Haihan."
Jin Lin showed a smile that he thought he could see, patted the grass and said:
"Sit down and talk."
The two hurriedly waved their hands, and Senior Brother Song said:
"No, no, no, my little brother has a sores on his buttocks recently, so it's not appropriate to sit upright, so if you have something, just tell me."
Jin Lin inadvertently glanced at his crotch, saw him clenching his legs in embarrassment, and quickly looked away and said:
"Ahem, what's that ......?"
"What did you just say?"
Senior Brother Song looked at him in embarrassment, and Senior Brother Wu, who was stunned with his panda eyes, turned his head and said unspeakably:
"We are disciples of the Liuhe Sect a hundred miles away, and the second elder has taken a fancy to Miss Gao Laozhuang, so he specially ordered the two of us to invite Miss Gao to talk about the sect."
When Jin Lin heard this, he was interested.
"Oh, Gao Laozhuang?"
"And a Miss Gao?"
"Do they have pigs? Male and female? ”
"Take me to see it."
When Senior Brother Song and Senior Brother Wu heard this, they took two steps back, and they were so frightened that they almost hugged each other, it wasn't that this master was even interested in pigs, which scared them.
But Gao Laozhuang At this time, there was no longer a living person.
In case this lord pretends to be a good person when he is moody, won't the two brothers suffer?
Senior Brother Song pretended to be inadvertent, and winked at Senior Brother Wu, the two of them had done all the bad things, and they had already had a good idea.
"Okay, little brother, I'll take my master to Gao Laozhuang."
Seeing that he had been walking for more than half an hour and had not yet arrived at the place, Jin Lin said impatiently:
"You two are going around and around, sneaking around along the way, let's say, what the hell do you want to do?"
The two hurriedly trotted forward a few steps, distanced themselves from Jin Lin, turned around and replied with a smiling face:
"Master, don't be angry, we'll send you underground to find Master Gao."
Before Jin Lin could speak, he saw four people jumping down from the tree next to him, holding a huge net in their hands, and spread down towards him.
Jin Lin sneered, didn't make any extra moves, let them do it, and saw that he had tied himself firmly, so he asked unhurriedly:
"What are you doing here?"
"I'll let you take me to Gao Laozhuang to see if their pig is pregnant, so I can take care of it in time."
"What's the matter, your daughter-in-law is also pregnant?"
"Who's?"
When the foursome heard this, they thought that they would catch one to deliver the pigs, and they would trouble us to take action?
In a blink of an eye, he glared at the two and said angrily:
"Two junior brothers, what are you doing?"
"The task assigned by the second elder has not been completed, and we have to wipe our butts."
"Now you're bored to catch a midwife?"
"Why is any of your daughters-in-law going to give birth again?"