Chapter 0005: It's about pretending
It turns out that this Ling Yunfei's reply has completely set off a climax in the atmosphere in the group!
"Good! In a word, Zhang Xiaoting, this time in the Campus Singer Grand Prix, if I lose to you, I will crawl around the playground three times, the kind without pants! ”
Zhang Xiaoting thought about it thousands of times, but she didn't expect that this Ling Yunfei would be forced to the end!
The following reply makes Zhang Xiaoting feel at a loss for the time being!
"Lingyun Fei pee!"
"Ling Yunfei is awesome, I officially declare, I am your fan!"
"Ling Yunfei, you are my eldest brother, and you are worshiped by my younger brother!"
......
Ling Yunfei put up his mobile phone and entered the hot pot city with Wu Lei, and the two chatted while eating!
"Ling Yunfei, I, Wu Lei, can't figure it out, are you pretending to be addicted, at present, I think you are singing awkwardly on the stage of the Campus Singer Grand Prix alone, I don't think it's nothing, it's even more fantastic for you to win the award, let alone surpass Zhang Xiaoting, people are people who have been on the TV station, you lost, crawl three laps in the playground without pants, I don't think you can do it, this is forced, pretending to be big!"
Ling Yunfei didn't seem preoccupied because of this, but ate a lot, and was very happy, because just now, the screen of the pretending system popped up, and Ling Yunfei's pretending value had exceeded 20, and it was currently 23 pretending values, and his singing skills had been unlocked.
Because he replied to Zhang Xiaoting in the group just now, it was a very good act of pretending to be forced, and the system added 4 pretending values for him.
When that singing skill was unlocked, countless singers and lyrics instantly appeared in Ling Yunfei's mind, songs that could only be hummed before, and now, the complete words are so clear in his mind!
Ling Yunfei loves this system to death!
At this moment, Ling Yunfei felt that the greatest pleasure of pretending to be forced was not pretending, but that others felt that you were pretending, and you smiled and did not say anything, but you had the power to pretend to be forced, and then won by surprise, this is the best!
However, Ling Yunfei has this pretending system, Wu Lei doesn't know, Wu Lei's worried appearance for Ling Yunfei makes Ling Yunfei very moved!
With such a friend, it's worth it!
The two were eating hot pot and drinking drinks, and Ling Yunfei didn't show his expression of worrying about crawling around three times bare-chested, but happy!
"No, Ling Yunfei, according to your previous character, the teacher asked you to memorize the text the next day, and you couldn't sleep well the day before, this time, why aren't you worried at all, is it ......?"
"Are you going to transfer schools?"
"Transfer? What am I going to study? ”
"It must be a transfer, pretend to be forced before the transfer, be angry with that Zhang Xiaoting, and then pretend to be forced to lose, transfer and leave immediately, and don't have to crawl naked, right?"
Ling Yunfei smiled helplessly:
"Wu Lei, I am like this in your heart, if that is the case, there will be a historic joke in Tianhe No. 2 Middle School, that is, Ling Yunfei pretended to fail in front of his female classmates and was forced to transfer schools. This joke has been processed and brewed by countless people, maybe it will be made up into some campus legend, in that case, where will my Ling Yunfei's old face go? ”
"That's right, or you're ready to kill yourself? Is pretending to fail considered school bullying? ”
"Suicide?"
Ling Yunfei almost put a drink on Wu Lei's head:
"I'm killing myself, your grandmother's legs!"
Wu Lei was confused:
"Brother, don't you transfer schools now, don't you kill yourself, do you really have to crawl three laps naked? In that case, what old face do you have to put in Tianhe No. 2 Middle School, if I were your father, I would be the first to kill you! ”
"Don't take advantage of me!"
"What the hell are you going to do?"
At this time, Ling Yunfei smiled, smiled at him, a classmate Wu Lei who was worried that he would tease him and love him, and then took a drink and approached Wu Lei:
"I can really sing, and I sing very well!"
Wu Lei almost squirted out the drink!
"Are you still pretending to be forced to leave me alone?"
Ling Yunfei looked serious:
"Are you going to look at me like you're pretending to be a coerc?"
Wu Lei observed Ling Yunfei's expression:
"Hey, don't say it, your eyebrows will turn up when you pretend to be forced, but you won't, you can really sing?"
"I won't? Did you really make me crawl three laps naked, and my ass was so sexy? ”
"you!"
The two came out of the hot pot city and went home separately, but Wu Lei's heart was always puzzled:
Is this Ling Yunfei really powerful, or has he been pretending to be forced, in other words, this Wu Lei has really never seen Ling Yunfei sing, is it really a master-level strength pretending to be forced?
Ling Yunfei was on his way home when the phone rang:
"Ling Yunfei? Are you Ling Yunfei? I didn't see the notice.,Said that you want to report the name of the song before this afternoon.,Why didn't you report it? Want to abstain? ”
When Ling Yunfei heard this, he knew that she was the sophomore senior sister of high school, the minister of literature and art of the school's student union, who was responsible for some things in this campus singer grand prix.
Ling Yunfei then remembered that the title of his song was not reported, and in the afternoon, he was busy apologizing to Zhang Xiaoting for pretending to be forced!
"Oh, I'm sorry senior sister, I forgot!"
"You don't want to abstain, the whole school knows about your affairs, you won't pretend to be forced to make a big deal and finally retreat, this man can't say that he can't do it!"
Ling Yunfei understood that judging from the current situation, the population area waiting to see his jokes had spread to the whole school!
"You're wrong, senior sister, I'll definitely participate!"
"Oh, well, what song do you want to sing?"
To be honest, Ling Yunfei didn't think about which song he wanted to sing, after his singing skills were unlocked, a lot of songs came to his mind, it was like entering a shoe store by himself, his eyes were full of shoes, and he didn't know which pair to choose!
"Hurry up, we're going to make a program list for this Campus Singer Grand Prix!"
"I'm going to sing 'Left Finger Moon'!"
"Left finger moon? Are you sure! ”
"Yes, I'm sure!"
"Eh, but Zhang Xiaoting from your class has already reported this song?"
"Senior sister, is there a rule for the Singer Grand Prix this time, the songs can't be the same?"
"Not really!"
"That's right, I'll sing the Left Finger to the Moon!"
"Okay!"
The voice of the senior sister typing on the computer keyboard came from the phone, it should be doing the program list, and a few seconds later, the senior sister spoke:
"Ling Yunfei, I remember you, I heard them say that you are super capable of pretending, I still don't believe it, this time, I believe it! Why don't you stick your right hand in the feces......"
Ling Yunfei originally wanted to say a few words, but unfortunately the senior sister hung up the phone!
Ling Yunfei didn't get angry, just muttered, "We'll see!" ”
At this time, Zhang Xiaoting's call came in:
"Ling Yunfei, did you deliberately ruin this song?"
As soon as he heard Zhang Xiaoting's tone, Ling Yunfei knew that Zhang Xiaoting and the senior sister just now were together, and it must be the news that the senior sister just gave to Zhang Xiaoting!
If you tell the woman, the woman will tell the forest!
"Yes, what's wrong, I'll just sing what's wrong with the left finger moon, left finger moon you're at your house? Is Sa Dingding your own mother? ”