Ling Yunfei was surprised, how could this pretending system go online? I really don't have any intention of pretending!

Host: Ling Yunfei

Level: Lv1

Blessing: 0.1 yuan / pretending to be forced per second (current balance: 103 yuan)

Loading force: 7205/10000

Skill: Flirting with girls

Traverse: 20 seconds

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Ling Yunfei looked at it and was very surprised:

"Damn, my pretend value is so high?"

"That's right, pretending to be forced on the court, pretending to be forced in front of Coach Yang, and pretending to be forced in interviews...... These are all very good pretending behaviors, so you can get pretending points! ”

Ling Yunfei silently communicated with the system with his inner voice, this was the way he communicated with the system, so Lin Meimei couldn't hear it at all!

"I don't have the intention of pretending to be forced now, why is the system going online!"

"Oh, the system can deeply figure out the intentions of the master and the people around her, at present, Lin Meimei is deliberately showing her figure in front of you, and she likes the master's delicate face very much, probably thinking of her first boyfriend back then, so, Lin Meimei doesn't hate the master!"

"So what?"

"The system figured out, when the owner saw Lin Meimei's figure just now, the flow of blood and the dilation of the pupils accelerated by 20%, and the last time such a state appeared when the owner saw Zhang Xiaoting's robot cat!"

"Damn the system, I know this, but I don't want to pretend to be forced!"

"There is a very good joke in the system, the owner can buy it with a pretending value, and then tell it to Lin Meimei, the relationship between the two of you will go further, besides, go all the way, she is your partner, not an enemy, and it is good that the two are harmonious!"

"Okay? Then I'll see what jokes you have! ”

"Is the master willing to spend ten pretending values to buy it?"

"What jokes, ten?"

"Do you want to buy it or not?"

"Buy!"

When Ling Yunfei's eyes clicked to confirm, there was suddenly a joke in his mind, and even Ling Yunfei laughed!

Just like the system said, Lin Meimei didn't fall asleep!

Ling Yunfei's laughter disturbed Lin Meimei, Lin Meimei turned around, and the panda's ravine, under the squeeze of her arms and chairs, was even deeper!

Ling Yunfei pinched his nose to make sure he didn't have a nosebleed:

"I suddenly thought of a joke, do you want to hear it!"

"Okay, it's boring anyway, then listen to what jokes you have about this hairy boy, if you make fun of me, sister, I promise you a request!"

"Requirements? What are the requirements? ”

Ling Yunfei looked at Lin Meimei's panda, Lin Meimei was not uncomfortable, but supported her waist to make her panda more upright!

"Yes, you can ask for anything!"

Ling Yunfei sat up and began to speak:

"When I used to, I had a crush on a girl for a long time, and one day in a self-study class, I secretly passed a small note to her, which said: Actually, I have been paying attention to you for a long time. After a while, the girl passed me another note, and I opened it in a hurry, do you know what it says? ”

"What, it can't be that she happens to like you too, what a cold joke!"

Ling Yunfei smiled and shook his head:

"Not really!"

"What is it?"

It reads: "Please don't tell the teacher, I promise never to eat melon seeds again!" ”

Lin Meimei suddenly covered her mouth and laughed, her whole body was trembling with laughter, and the most beautiful thing was the trembling of the panda!

"Oh, laughing at the baby, Ling Yunfei, you are really good, laughing at me, hey, did you catch up with that girl?"

Lin Meimei began to be curious about Ling Yunfei!

"No, I didn't chase her later, because I found out that she really loves to eat melon seeds, and she has to eat melon seeds in any class, and she has melon seed teeth, and then I hated her and didn't like it, so I didn't chase her!"

"You're really a straight man of steel, what's wrong with melon-eating girls, I still like to eat melon seeds, what's the matter, you also dislike me for being vulgar!"

"No, in fact, I really made a small report to the teacher, suing the teacher that she was eating melon seeds, and I also secretly took photos and left evidence!"

When Lin Meimei heard it, she couldn't stop laughing again:

"Ling Yunfei, you are really good, and you have reported others!"

"Yes, it's not that I don't chase her anymore, it's that she probably reported it, and then she was reprimanded by the teacher and never paid attention to me again!"

"Ling Yunfei, you laughed at you, you are like this, you will not have a girlfriend! Hey, besides, you have a girlfriend, the girl who is more important than playing football and being famous, tell me about it! ”

"His name is Zhang Xiaoting, in fact, she didn't like me at first, and we only got together later!"

Ling Yunfei told Lin Meimei the story of himself and Zhang Xiaoting, and Lin Meimei sighed:

"Actually, I miss my high school days, my first love, my first kiss, and ......."

"Stop, I'm still underage!"

"Haha, what a minor!"

At this time, Lin Meimei turned around and stood up with her hands on the armrests of Ling Yunfei's seat!

I'll go, Ling Yunfei saw a white and tender scenery in front of him, Ling Yunfei hurriedly closed his eyes, for fear that his nosebleed would become a fountain!

"I'm still underage, you peeked at it just now, you think I don't know!"

Ling Yunfei didn't dare to open his eyes at this time, for fear of being suppressed by Lin Meimei's momentum, man, you have to fight for a breath!

Lin Meimei saw Ling Yunfei's shy, cute, innocent and ridiculous appearance, and wanted to kiss him, but she didn't dare to do this, so she still stood up and returned to her seat to lie down!

"Okay, you've made me laugh a few times, I haven't been so happy in a long time, let's say, whatever you want, I'll meet you!"

When Lin Meimei said this, she bit her lip and deliberately made a sexy and enchanting look!

"Really?"

Lin Meimei nodded!

"Now, it's just me and you here, I can't waste this good opportunity, I can't miss the opportunity and don't come again, I have to cherish it!"

As he spoke, Ling Yunfei rubbed his hands and slowly approached Lin Meimei, with an evil smile on his face!