Ling Yunfei quickly summoned Daji

Daji is willing to serve her master:

Host: Ling Yunfei

Level: Lv3 (Congratulations to the master for upgrading)

Blessing: 0.3 yuan / pretending to be forced per second (current balance: 10,000 yuan)

Loading value: 7800/80000

Crossing: 24 hours

......

Congratulations to the master, you have upgraded.

After Ling Yunfei saw his pretending value, he was happy for a while, and couldn't help but feel that he was with Jay Chou, it was too pretending, and suddenly, Ling Yunfei thought of a question:

"Daji, if I'm with someone who likes to pretend to be forced and play it together, is that a foul?"

"The master is too worried, how can he foul, where is there a foul in the universe's first pretending system, as long as it is pretending, then it will work."

How happy Ling Yun Fei was to be bent up, thinking that he was a person, even if he could pretend to be forced, it would not be as good as those big names pretending to be forced, in the future, he would still approach those big names and pretend to be forced together, and the value of this pretending to be forced was swishing upwards.

At this time, Ling Yunfei also noticed that his travel time had suddenly increased from a few hours to 24 hours, a whole day.

"Daji, I've grown so fast through time."

"The master doesn't know, you talked to Daji about crossing before, and Daji also took into account that the master has the intention of crossing, so this time, you pretend to be forced in front of the people of the whole country, and the value of pretending to be forced is a lot, considering that you have the intention of crossing, so I prefer to increase your crossing time."

"I'll go, Daji, this is too sweet, but that's not what excites me, you said earlier, when I reach LV3, I'll gain a permanent skill."

"That's right, that's right, in order to show Daji's intimacy, there are three of the following, you can choose any one of them and become your permanent skill."

As he spoke, three skills appeared on the big screen, waiting for Ling Yunfei to receive them.

The first item: with a wave of your finger, you can do all the homework.

When Ling Yunfei saw this, he couldn't help but smile.

"Comrade Daji, you really have to understand me, if you came a few years earlier, I can become the richest man in the country by relying on this skill, do you believe it or not?"

"Master, Daji really doesn't believe it!"

"Hehe, Daji, you don't know how much homework we have, the sea has gone, writing during the day is writing at night, there is no respite on weekends, you don't know much about homework, let's put it this way, if I had this skill before, I would have opened a company to write homework for others in private, and I would make millions of dollars in minutes, I will tell you, what Ma Yun Ma Huateng, I Ling Yunfei, is the god of students across the country, I have thought of the slogan: homework is not wasted, just find Ling Yunfei, one dollar per page, help you finish it all."

"I will become their god, commonly known as the god of homework, those students will not ask God to worship Buddha, but I am a god, they will definitely worship, will burn incense, maybe kowtow to me, and will worship my god statue, I don't know anything else, on weekends and holidays, no need to be said, students all over the country will voluntarily worship me from the heart, believe it or not."

Daji was amused by Ling Yunfei's humor and bragging.

"Master, you're really pia."

Ling Yunfei smiled: "Daji, you are a beautiful woman, the kind of beautiful woman that I and you want to have a monkey with, you can't speak this kind of rustic dialect, how do you say that: If you win the world with your face, why bother to mess up Fanghua." ”

Daji smiled: "That master means that he wants to become a god of work, and he wants to receive this skill." ”

"No, absolutely not."

"Why?"

"How can we let others not suffer what we have suffered?" Ling Yunfei smiled evilly, but Daji didn't understand a little.

"Huh? Master, you're a little confusing to me, didn't you say that you would become the idol of all the students, and you could make a lot of money, I thought you were going to get this skill. ”

"No, absolutely not, we have come from our student days, how much paper has been written, or how many forests have been written, how many pen farms have been supported, and when it comes to them, we can't spend a few dollars to get it, if this skill had been in the early years, I would definitely choose, and now, I don't want to choose, because, Lao Tzu doesn't have to write homework."

Ling Yunfei laughed unbridledly, laughing with tears in his eyes, I really don't know, what kind of torture Ling Yunfei was like when he was in school, maybe students who have really written homework can experience Ling Yunfei's hysterical laughter.

"Then this second skill, is the master interested?"

Ling Yunfei finally stopped laughing and saw the second permanent skill.

The second permanent skill: "" empty "urine" tract.

When Ling Yunfei saw this skill, in addition to his incomprehension, he was also a little heavy.

"Oh my God, what is this, isn't it a space-time tunnel, how did it become this and this pee, what the hell is this."

"Haha, master, don't worry, you have only reached the LV3 level, I have to say that the permanent skills that can be provided are also some low-level, but for ordinary humans, they are already good."

"Oh, that's what it looks like, but I'm curious about what the hell this is."

Daji smiled: "Some of the great people on your earth have said that time is life, and wasting time is to make money and kill people, in terms of wasting time, how can you compare to going to the toilet, and you still have a mobile phone, sometimes, playing with a mobile phone under the guise of going to the toilet, which makes the time to go to the toilet greatly increase." ”

"So what's going on?" Ling Yunfei asked.

"It's nothing, this "" empty urethra, that is, you can solve the future urine and urine in advance. ”

"Huh? Coming out early? ”

"That's right, for example, if you finish urinating and defecating for the next week today, you won't have to go to the toilet for the next week."

Ling Yunfei thought for a while: "If I go to the toilet for ten minutes a day, it will be 3,650 minutes in a year, which is about 61 hours, that is, two and a half days, which means that I can spend two and a half days to solve all the urine and urine in the next year, and I won't have to go to the toilet in the next year?" ”

"That's right, but Daji reminds the master that you can go to the toilet for far more than ten minutes a day, and sometimes, when you sit on the toilet, you can play a game of Glory of Kings."

When Ling Yunfei thought of this, he was still a little crooked:

"If you do it in advance, there won't be that kind of embarrassing situation of running and diarrhea, this skill is good."

Ling Yunfei was a little tempted by this skill.

Daji added, "Master, you can also empty the urethra instead of others." ”

Ling Yunfei was a little surprised, this kind of thing can be done for others, forget it, you are prone to numbness in your feet, let's see what the third skill is.

Ling Yunfei saw the third skill:

"There is no limit to the number of instantaneous displacements of ten meters, but when the number of times is every ten times, it needs to be cooled for ten seconds, and after ten seconds, it can continue ten times, and then continue to cool."

This skill doesn't need to be said by Daji, Ling Yunfei will understand.

"That is to say, I swish for a hundred meters, and then cool down for 10 seconds, and then I can continue to swish ten times, ten meters, one hundred meters, and then ten seconds to cool down, and so on......."

"The master is so smart, it's like this."

"What the hell, why don't you go a hundred meters at a time, it's good to travel like this."

"Master, I said, your current level is LV3, and your permanent skills are all low-level, so please choose one of the three masters."

Ling Yunfei looked at the three skills, and was a little entangled:

"I think they need both."

"It's impossible, Daji reminded the master, there is still a minute left before the selection of skills, and if there is no choice after the time has passed, it will not be a single one."

At this time, a one-minute countdown appeared on the screen, and Ling Yunfei was still entangled.

When it was time to count the seconds, Ling Yunfei stood up, he had already chosen.