When the clouds cleared, the sun shone on the earth again......

"......Ahh

Lin Hao looked at the ground and kept twitching. Liu Chuang, who made an inexplicable sound in his mouth, withdrew the thunder and lightning he released,

"You just ...... Let me call you what? ”

After Lin Hao withdrew the thunder and lightning, he walked in front of Liu Chuang, looked at Liu Chuang, who was still twitching, and asked indifferently.

“……”

Although Liu Chuang was no longer conscious, after hearing Lin Hao's question, he still subconsciously shook his head, and faintly, he could still hear Liu Chuang muttering in a low voice: "I was wrong, uncle, I was wrong, I was really wrong......" and the like.

"Hmph~"

Lin Hao looked at Liu Chuang, who still did not forget to apologize in convulsions, and smiled slightly, it seems that the operation was successful.

I have to say that after a set of electric shock treatments, no matter how big the addiction is, I will quit.

Time passed minute by minute, about an hour or so passed, Liu Chuang finally opened his eyes, he looked at the blue sky, white clouds, he finally understood the meaning of the rest of his life after death, he was indeed dead just now, and now he has to cherish the rest of his life.

"Awake?!"

Just as Liu Chuang entered the sage mode and thought about his life, Lin Hao's voice sounded in Liu Chuang's ears.

"Ouch......" Liu Chuang listened to Lin Hao's voice that impressed him, and immediately stood up from the ground, looked at Lin Hao who was sitting in the pavilion, bowed his head and smiled: "Eh! You're not gone yet? Just now, I Liu Chuang had eyes but no beads, eyes and no Taishan, and ......"

Liu Chuang used all the words he had learned in his life, so much so that when he said the third word, the CPU of his brain began to freeze, and Liu Chuang regretted why he didn't learn more vocabulary at the moment.

"Alright, stop talking nonsense......"

Lin Hao looked at Liu Chuang, whose CPU was about to burn, and waved his hand, signaling Liu Chuang to be quiet.

"Yes!"

After Liu Chuang listened to Lin Hao's words, he quickly stood up straight, gave Lin Hao a military salute, and then quietly waited for Lin Hao's arrangement.

"Your name is Liu Chuang, right?" Lin Hao first deliberately asked Liu Chuang's name, and then Lin Hao threw the price of compensation to Liu Chuang and asked him to think about it for himself, "You said it yourself, you made my garden look like this, how do you plan to compensate?" ”

"This ......"

When Liu Chuang heard this, he immediately showed a bitter gourd face, he glanced at the blackened lawn all over the ground, to be honest, this garden has become like this, it has nothing to do with him, he is at most, at most, when he was beaten by Lin Hao, he used his back to overwhelm two or three square meters of lawn, and the rest was destroyed by Lin Hao's own electricity, how could it be on his head? !

However, what makes Liu Chuang most helpless is that he has to admit this situation now, and he has to admit it if he doesn't recognize it.

Especially when Lin Hao asked Liu Chuang to tell him how to compensate, it was even more troublesome, he Liu Chuang said less, he seemed stingy, and he couldn't afford to pay if he said too much.

"I'll tell you the truth, I don't have much money on Liu Chuang, you want me to compensate you for the lawn of this villa area, I can't afford to pay it back even if I work for ten years, twenty years, but no matter how much I ask me to compensate, I'm willing to pay it back, they all say that I will live a long time in the future, it's a big deal that I spend decades, hundreds of years to keep earning money, and then repay you?"

Liu Chuang thought about it for a while, he thought about it, what does he Liu Chuang want now, there is only this piece of sincerity, he tried to impress Lin Hao with his sincerity.

But Liu Chuang didn't really just plan to move his mouth, he would definitely do what he said.

"Very well, in that case, you can work for me for a hundred years!"

"It just so happens that I lack a door god to watch the door......"

After listening to Liu Chuang's words, Lin Hao showed a slight smile and continued to speak.

"Huh?! A hundred years? Looking at the gates of a hundred years? ”

Liu Chuang's face changed suddenly, he thought that if he showed his attitude, even if Lin Hao did not directly exempt him from punishment, he would at least be dealt with lightly.

"What? You don't want to? Originally, I planned to suppress you in the center of the earth for 10,000 years! For your sake, I asked you to show me the door for a hundred years! Why don't you choose the first one! 10,000 years for you, it's gone in the blink of an eye, very quickly. ”

Lin Hao said, a flash of electric light flashed on his hands.

"Suppressed in the center of the earth for 10,000 years? Then let's look at the 100-year gate! ”

Liu Chuang imagined the scene of himself being suppressed in the center of the earth, and immediately shivered, and then shook his head and chose the gatekeeper for a hundred years.

"It's a pity ......"

When Lin Hao heard this, he put away his thunder and lightning, revealing a very regretful expression.

"I thought you'd rather die than give in!"

Lin Hao put his hands behind his back and preached to Liu Chuang.

"Although we haven't read for a few years, we are not stupid, if you are an enemy, no matter how strong you are, we will definitely die and not give in, but you are obviously not an enemy......"

Although Liu Chuang has never read a book, he is not stupid, after all, he is an old blind rogue who has been mixed in society for many years, he understands people too well, Liu Chuang can see that Lin Hao actually doesn't want to treat him well.

"You're smart."

Lin Hao smiled at Liu Chuang, although Liu Chuang was very lacking in knowledge, he was definitely not stupid.

"But a hundred years is still a bit long......"

Liu Chuang was a little hesitant, looking at the gate of a hundred years or something, he was really a little difficult to accept.

"Huh." Lin Hao looked at Liu Chuang like that, chuckled, and said, "My house is very big, and the door is also very big......

"How big?"

Liu Chuang was stunned for a moment, and after thinking for a while, he asked.

"Look up."

Lin Hao preached to Liu Chuang.

"Oh."

After Liu Chuang listened to Lin Hao's words, he raised his head obediently, he looked at the blue sky, and didn't know what Lin Hao meant by this.

"What do you see?"

Lin Hao asked Liu Chuang.

"Blue sky, white clouds, and the sun."

Liu Chuang thought for a moment and told everything he saw.

"The farthest you can see, there's the gate of my house."

Lin Hao nodded, and then spoke.

"So far?!"

Liu Chuang was taken aback, the farthest place he could see, that is, the sun, Lin Hao meant to let him go and guard the sun?

"It will be further ...... later"

"But now, you have more important things to do than to protect the sun."

"Alien civilization has descended, countless evil gods are ravaging the earth, Liu Chuang, you now have a door that you need to protect compared to my door, and you need to protect it more than my door."

Lin Hao looked at Liu Chuang and spoke slowly.

"What door?"

Liu Chuang thought for a while, didn't come up with a reason, and then asked.

"Country!"

Lin Hao said two words to Liu Chuang indifferently.

"The ...... of the country"

Liu Chuang savored the word "country" that Lin Hao said, and suddenly a huge sense of mission rushed to Liu Chuang's brain, he knew since he was a child that a good man should protect his family and defend the country, and his blood boiled for a while.

"Evil ......"

"No, I mean, sir, please teach me how to do it?"

Liu Chuang recalled Ge Xiaolun's name for Lin Hao, he knelt down on one knee in front of Lin Hao and asked Lin Hao for advice.

"Go to the Xiongbing Company to find Sun Wukong, and he will teach you what to do."

Lin Hao looked at Liu Chuang, who looked respectful, nodded with satisfaction, and spoke.

However, after half a ring, Liu Chuang still knelt in front of Lin Hao on one knee, with no intention of moving.

"Why aren't you leaving?"

Lin Hao looked at Liu Chuang, who was still kneeling in front of him, and asked.

"That, can you also teach me, I heard Ge Xiaolun call you Master, obviously he learned a lot from you, and I also said why did this kid suddenly become so strong? It turns out that there is a great god of you behind it, so I thought if you could also teach me, such as the one who attacked the enemy and kept a little silly ...... for himself."

Liu Chuang smiled at Lin Haohan, he still remembered that Ge Xiaolun was talking about attacking the enemy for a few points, keeping a few points for himself, and then suddenly defeated him, he wondered if he could also learn something to go.

"What are you doing here?"

Lin Hao looked at Liu Chuang and couldn't help but smile, he taught Ge Xiaolun this mantra because Ge Xiaolun had three points of strength, or seven points of strength, the effect was almost the same, Ge Xiaolun couldn't kill with three points of strength, and no matter how much strength he had, he basically couldn't kill the enemy, so it was better to save his strength and escape, relying on his invincible body, and consume it with the opposite side, and consume it until the opposite side was tired until he showed his flaws.

As for Liu Chuang......

"Let's fight! Fight until your enemies are bloody! Fight until your enemies see you and flee in fear! Fight until you are invincible in the world, and no one in this world dares to be your enemy again! Go for it......"

After Lin Hao finished speaking to Liu Chuang, he waved his hand and sent Liu Chuang away.

Liu Chuang is a god of war, he doesn't need to learn messy, fighting until he is old, it is his best skill, stop the war with war!

At the same time, Feraser.

At this time, it was during the Civil War, and the army was in chaos......

Suddenly, a crack opened in the sky, and a pitch-black figure was thrown away like garbage.

"Boom!"

With a roar, the dark figure fell into the camp of the queen of the southern kingdom.

"Assassin! There are assassins! ”

"Guarantee the Queen's safety!"

With that roar, countless knights rushed into the tent, and they saw Queen Ani Cid covered in bedding, and a warrior in black armor lying in front of the queen's bed.

"Queen's ......"

One of the knights at the head walked up to their queen and knelt down on one knee, glancing at the disrespectful black-armored warrior with his peripheral vision.

"Disperse, knights!"

"This knight in black armor is not a bad guy!"

"He is the great god who has bestowed upon us the invincible Chosen Knight of the Southern Kingdom!"

"The horn of the counterattack is about to sound, and we are invincible!"

Ani Cid looked at her knights and spoke eloquently.

"Thank God!"

When the knights heard this, they were all surprised, and they prayed towards the big human-shaped hole in the tent.

Unfortunately, there was no god they believed in above the land, only a green chronospaceship.

[The target has been delivered, and now the return procedure ......]

After determining that Ge Xiaolun was sent to Fraser, Sister Lisa initiated the return procedure and disappeared into the sky of Fraser......

……

"My name is Ge Xiaolun......"

"I suddenly received a message from Master, saying that he had something to look for me."

"From Master, I learned that the heavens and the earth have changed greatly, the true image of countless alien invasions, and the whole universe is like a dark forest, once someone lights up a fire, the higher civilization will loot and rob the lower civilization, which makes my inner pressure double."

"Master asked me again whether to choose love or strength......

"When the choice was in my hands, I backed down again."

"I don't know how I'm going to face Rose, to put it bluntly, it was my wishful thinking from the beginning, and after thinking about it for a long time, I betrayed Rose and chose the power ......"

"Hehe, how ridiculous!"

"The increase in strength, the invincible power, still hasn't changed me, I'm still the same dick, maybe God chose me to be the power of the galaxy itself is a wrong decision."

"When I chose the power, I fainted......"

"When I opened my eyes again, I had come to a completely different world, knights, queens, barbarians, and demons and angels in mythological stories......"

"I don't know what I'm going to do, I just know how to hold the sword in my hand."

Ge Xiaolun's eyes have become much firmer than before, and he firmly believes that after a hundred battles, even the worst dick will become the most capable dick.

However, what Ge Xiaolun didn't know was that what was waiting for him was not a hundred battles, but a full hundred years!

"Knight of the Gods, I wonder if you've finished using the toilet?"

While Ge Xiaolun was pondering, the voice of Ani Cid's knight came from outside the door.

I saw a few blonde knights, standing outside the simple toilet, pinching their noses, constantly waiting for Ge Xiaolun to go to the toilet, and vaguely I could hear the muttering of these knights: "No, this knight of the gods is also going to the toilet?" The gods can't even ask for the problem of going to the toilet? And most importantly, it still stinks? ”

"You don't understand that, do you? The gods all eat demons, and of course the excrement tastes different! ”

There are knights who know better.,Doing science popularization for other knights who don't know much about the gods.。

"Well, do you have toilet paper? I don't know how to wipe my ass......"

Ge Xiaolun felt that his legs were also a little numb when he squatted, and he asked the people waiting outside if there was such a thing as toilet paper.

"What's that?!"

The knights outside looked at each other when they heard this, and they all saw the puzzlement in each other's eyes.

"No, I mean, what do you usually use to wipe your butt after going to the toilet on weekdays?"

Ge Xiaolun frowned, and suddenly a hint of foreboding arose in his heart.

"In the past, when we were in the city, we would usually use things like leaves and peels to clean up, and some rich people also used swan feathers, but on the battlefield, when we couldn't find a tool that could be used to wipe our buttocks, we usually chose to ...... it directly with our hands."

The knight thought for a moment and replied.

"Huh?!" Ge Xiaolun thought he had misheard, "What did you just say?" What do you usually use to clean up your ...... Buttocks?! ”

"......" The knights were silent for a moment, and then replied in unison, "With your hands." ”

Ge Xiaolun: "......"

After coming to another world, what stopped Ge Xiaolun in the first level was not a powerful demon, but how to complete self-cleaning without toilet paper......