Chapter 69: Crazy Hua Dan
Hearing me say this, Hua Dan laughed at the time, and said Little brother, you are really joking, today is obviously the ninth day of the fourth month, and there are three days left to be Liu Dashuai's thirty-ninth birthday, I can't be mistaken, this Lantern Festival has long passed.
Looking at Hua Dan's serious appearance, I didn't know how to take it for a while, and at this time, my mobile phone suddenly rang.
I hurriedly picked up my phone, and I saw that the screen showed a call from my good brother from college, the Emperor.
"Little brother, what is that thing in your hand? Western gadgets. ”
I didn't answer Hua Dan, but directly pressed the answer button on my mobile phone, and then the emperor's heavy voice came from there: "Hey, Dao'er." You're finally alive, your eldest brother and I called you so many times and you didn't answer, what do you mean, do you want to be cut? ”
Listening to the familiar voice of the emperor on the other end of the phone, I instantly laughed. I couldn't help but think of this guy's usual serious and stupid appearance: "Go, how can you talk, you talk to the boss like this?" ”
"Grass, I think you have itchy skin, is it, is it difficult for you to be a little brother and still want to rebel?"
I talked to the Emperor for a while. He asked me what was going on during this time, why the phone kept turning off, and I casually explained a few sentences and fooled him, after all, that guy only had that IQ.
Then he excitedly told me that he had already chased our professional tie flowers, and originally wanted to invite me to dinner. But I didn't expect my phone to be turned off all the time.
I was shocked, and my face was incredible, saying that Wang Dan really agreed to be your girlfriend?
The emperor on the other end of the phone was excited, and said What are your boss's conditions? I can't handle a little Wang Dan, so let's not talk about it. Your brother and I are busy playing with your sister-in-law, hey, hey, hang up, happy Lantern Festival.
During my phone call, Hua Dan kept looking at the mobile phone in my hand with a very surprised look, and then asked me what it was and why there was a voice coming out of it.
I thought about it for a moment, then I asked him if he knew the phone.
Hua Dan nodded, saying that he had seen it when he was singing to some warlords' homes, and he felt very magical, just like the Shunfeng ear in myths and legends, he could actually transmit sound for thousands of miles.
I didn't laugh at Hua Dan's ignorance, after all, his current thinking is still in the Republic of China era, and then I explained to him that this is called a mobile phone, which is an upgraded version of the phone you have seen, and the one I have on hand. It is a product of 2017.
As soon as I said this, Hua Dan on the side seemed to think of something, and his whole face became frozen at this moment, and his white facial muscles twitched a few times, saying Little brother, don't talk nonsense, now it's obviously the fifteenth year of the Republic of China, how can it be the 2017 you said in your mouth?
I smiled, then pointed to the fireworks outside and said, today is the fifteenth day of the first month of the 2017 lunar calendar, that is, the Lantern Festival, big brother, the Republic of China you are talking about has passed almost a century.
"It can't be, it's absolutely impossible."
Looking at my eldest brother's current appearance, although I couldn't bear it, I still told him about my experience with him and his own experience these days.
At first, Hua Dan didn't want to believe what I was saying, until I told me something that he hadn't told me about his previous experiences today, and he finally began to believe what I said.
Finally, when I told me that he had fallen to his death here a hundred years ago, and then every day he had been in a cycle of the events of the day of his death and had become a disillusionment that would forever and never fall into this vicious circle, countless bloody coffins as red as earthworms began to fill his entire face.
I was startled, feeling that something seemed to be wrong, and I just wanted to reach out and grab him, but I was shocked back several steps by a strong yin qi emanating from his body.
The blood-red blood coffin began to spread along Hua Dan's face and spread all over his body, he held his head with both hands in pain, his face was hideous, and the nails on his hands began to grow longer, and the sharp red nails pierced directly into his temples.
He looked very miserable. As if in this moment he recalled everything he had experienced in the past hundred years, for a whole century, he went back and forth on this mountain every day, he met countless people, encountered countless different things, but every next morning, he would forget everything that happened yesterday, and then repeat yesterday.
Perhaps, it was good that he didn't recall this, but now he suddenly remembered. The pain of dying once a day and the countless torments all invaded his whole body in an instant, which I did not expect at first, that a whole century of suffering would suddenly be added to a person, even if this person was a Buddha, he would also transform into a demon in this instant.
A deafening roar completely drowned out the sound of fireworks blooming at the foot of the mountain. Immediately afterwards, Hua Dan looked at me with a hideous face, and her clear eyes became blood-red at this time.
I hurriedly retreated to the back, and kept drawing talismans in my palms as I retreated, and then read in my mouth: "The sky is round and the place is round, the law is nine, the palm is thunder and fire, and ten thousand ghosts are hidden!" ”
After the spell was recited, I slapped Hua Dan's head in the front, but he dodged at a very fast speed, and the sharp nails were embedded in my flesh at that time.
Hua Dan was originally a ghost and had no physical body at all, so his nails should not be able to touch me, but there was yin qi on his body. This nail embedded in my flesh is actually his yin qi attacking me, and this feeling is more painful than the real nail piercing in.
I screamed, pulled my hand back hard, and his arm was suddenly scratched by him A large blood mark, and then I read again: "There are three strange suns, moons, and stars in the sky, and ghosts and gods are shocked, and if there are fierce gods and ghosts coming, the evil spirits will not stop, and they will be as urgent as the law, and they will be as urgent as the law, and they will be in a hurry!" ”
This Dao technique is a new Taoist technique I learned in the secret art of Maoshan Mountain, called the Sanqing Town Evil Mantra, which is a Taoist technique specifically for evil ghosts, and Hua Dan at this time should be regarded as the top evil ghost level, and after tonight, if I don't subdue this Hua Dan, once he turns into a powerful ghost. The consequences are certainly unimaginable.
But I'm not in a hurry, even if I can't do this Hua Dan with Dao Technique, but I still have the Huangquan Forbidden Technique and the Huangquan Curse, anyway, there is no one else here with him, and I won't be discovered if I use the Huangquan Forbidden Technique, but just in case, as long as it's not at the moment of life and death, I definitely won't use this Huangquan Forbidden Technique.
To my surprise, the effect of this Sanqing Town Evil Spell actually exceeded my expectations, when I slapped it. That Hua Dan was actually photographed by me directly under the statue of the old gentleman.
While Hua Dan was lying on the ground struggling, I hurriedly picked up the yellow talismans I had drawn at the beginning, and then recited several urgent orders in a row, and finally hura threw all the yellow talismans on Hua Dan's body.
The yellow fu hit Hua Dan's body, as if a firecracker had been thrown. There was a crackling burning sound on his body, and Hua Dan was also screaming in pain.
To be honest, looking at Hua Dan's painful appearance, I felt a little uncomfortable in my heart, because I wasn't sure whether I was right or wrong to do this, maybe. I wasn't supposed to break his peaceful life, and although every day was in an infinite loop, at least his heart wouldn't be painful.
After all, I couldn't bear to see Hua Dan in such pain, so I hurriedly ran over and slapped off the yellow talisman on his body, and at this time, the blood vessels that densely spread on the surface of his skin gradually penetrated back into his skin. The nails began to shorten, and the blood in those eyes gradually faded.
I breathed a sigh of relief, and although Hua Dan looked weak now, at least I was sure that he wouldn't be as crazy as he was at the beginning.
I hurriedly asked him if he was okay, and said that I was really sorry, but I was also very confused about whether to tell you the truth.
Hua Dan didn't blame me, but threw a faint smile at me weakly, and said Brother, I have remembered everything, I met you here for twenty-four days, we will change from a stranger to a good friend every day, I thank you very much, if it were me, I would do the same as you, you are for my good.
I smiled and nodded, and said Big brother, I will use the Taoist rebirth spell to help you overtake it now, so that you can go to the underworld to be reincarnated.
"No hurry!" Hua Dan rejected me, and then said, "Before I go." I have one more wish, and I hope you can help me make it happen. ”
I hurriedly said what I wanted, as long as I can do it, I will definitely help you fulfill it.
Hua Dan smiled and said that it was actually nothing, I just wanted to finish singing the last song before going to reincarnation, after all, I had been preparing for a long time, since I couldn't sing it to Liu Dashuai's relatives and friends, then can you be my audience?
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